Calvin went on to become a detective. He took it on himself to find out who murdered Suzie, who unbeknownst to Calvin, had his daughter. He probably blocked out the fact he slept with her due to him having issues dealing with the fact that his babysitter molested him.
Shippers are morons and always ship toxic characters
Especially when its yaoi >aww they hate eachother.. >that means they want to frick eachother! >and the MC is the bottom!
That'a not Calvin and Susie. Have you not read the strip - they hate each other
4 months ago
Anonymous
>Have you not read the strip - they hate each other
bitch, I lived the strip. And I really miss my Susie.
4 months ago
Anonymous
Do you agree that they hate each other though?
4 months ago
Anonymous
Of course they do. Fricking dumb roasties won't admit it
4 months ago
Anonymous
They are kids, dumbass. They don't have love or hate figured out yet, but they spend so much time together that they are guaranteed to get together once they mellow out with age (as long as they don't drift away due to the parents moving or switching schools).
Calvin dies of aids during his college years and Hobbes rots in a box forever. Everyone who every knew of him dying. He would eventually be found by a new family and throw away. Hobbes would eventually end up in a landfill. His already aged and rotted body falling apart in the hot sun.
Why is she never hinted to have feelings for Calvin again after this, and flat out denies knowing him to one of her classmates?
4 months ago
Anonymous
Ask yourself this if she truly didn't care about Calvin would she tell such an obvious and easy to refute lie? She lives in the same block. goes to the same class. Often plays with him. Anybody would eventually find out she lied.
Sally is a smart girl the only reason she put herself in such a comprimising situation is because she is flustered.
FLUSTERED BY LOVE!
4 months ago
Anonymous
Sally?
4 months ago
Anonymous
Sally, sammy, susie or whoever. You know who I mean. Calvin's girl
4 months ago
Anonymous
Seethe, she detests and hates him
4 months ago
Anonymous
You mean she can't take him out of her mind?
She is driven to fits of hot fiery passion at his mere prescence?
Oh dear... seems she is fallen hard
4 months ago
Anonymous
Why don't you ask Bill Watterson what Susie thinks about Calvin then if you're so fricking confident
4 months ago
Anonymous
You tell him
4 months ago
Anonymous
I'd have to go to Ohio and find him
4 months ago
Anonymous
Why can't you find his email and ask him yourself
4 months ago
Anonymous
My uncle works with him and he told me he said multiple times they are girlfriend and boyfirend and Susie really loves Calvin and wants to kiss him and touch his weiner
I disagree, the two of them have multiple moments they express happiness in being in each others company. They're just young and don't understand what it means
What about the strip where Susie denies knowing Calvin to a classmate, or the one where after fighting with Calvin about playing doctor she tells him he ruins everything?
4 months ago
Anonymous
>or the one where after fighting with Calvin about playing doctor
You mean the one where she wants to play doctor with Calvin, and not with any of the other kids from school, but specifically Calvin?
4 months ago
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There's no other kids in the neighborhood
4 months ago
Anonymous
well SOMEONE besides Calvin was invited to her birthday party that one time
4 months ago
Anonymous
You gonna ignore her yelling at him he ruins everything? They'll never get along or be friends
You know it's really blatantly obvious that you're responding to yourself to keep these threads bumped. I'm actually starting to think that you're industrygay because this obsession with a single topic and agreeing with your own posts is a really familiar pattern.
Watterson is protecting his rights to the work he created, a copyright troll is a lawyer who buys the copyright to something they didn't make with the express intention of suing people for copyright violations to make money.
Anon did your parents not frick with you? Did no older relative not tell you absurd bullshit? It’s one of the most common things across humanity to do, telling kids a bunch of wacky bullshit because it’s funny.
4 months ago
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My parents never did that
4 months ago
Anonymous
oh? Your parents never told you about Santa Claus?
I don't get the motive which drives this schizoposter. Does it want Calvin to end up with someone else? Or does it just hate the concept that kids are unreliable narrators.
Calvin probably grew up to be a jaded and listless adult whose imagination increasingly had no outlet as he gets older. Hobbes is a stuffed animal.
Calvin went on to become a detective. He took it on himself to find out who murdered Suzie, who unbeknownst to Calvin, had his daughter. He probably blocked out the fact he slept with her due to him having issues dealing with the fact that his babysitter molested him.
What is this comic referencing, because it's clearly referencing something
It's a comic called Spencer & Locke and it is referencing Calvin & Hobbes.
Rosalyn did nothing wrong
I hated the ending of the second series
hot
Calvin was committed to a psychiatric institution for schizophrenia
Lemon Demon moment
I'll tell you what didn't happen: Calvin and Susie becoming friends and eventually getting together because they hate each other
I don't get why people ship them. There's no hints outside of the extremely early Valentine's day strips
They're also toxic and don't like being near each other
Shippers are morons and always ship toxic characters
Especially when its yaoi
>aww they hate eachother..
>that means they want to frick eachother!
>and the MC is the bottom!
So you agree that Calvin and Susie truly hate each other?
nope
That'a not Calvin and Susie. Have you not read the strip - they hate each other
>Have you not read the strip - they hate each other
bitch, I lived the strip. And I really miss my Susie.
Do you agree that they hate each other though?
Of course they do. Fricking dumb roasties won't admit it
They are kids, dumbass. They don't have love or hate figured out yet, but they spend so much time together that they are guaranteed to get together once they mellow out with age (as long as they don't drift away due to the parents moving or switching schools).
Yes and calvin gets pegged
Likely became a paleontologist, since dinosaurs were the only subject his parents indulged him in.
Calvin dies of aids during his college years and Hobbes rots in a box forever. Everyone who every knew of him dying. He would eventually be found by a new family and throw away. Hobbes would eventually end up in a landfill. His already aged and rotted body falling apart in the hot sun.
I like to think Calvin and Bacon is a good ending, while the Bloom County one is the most chaotic but intriguing ending
Bacon and Hobbes could never happen because there's no way Susie would ever like or trust Calvin, even if he did actually change
Bill himself said otherwise
All right, but it doesn't say that Susie has a crush on him, and there's no indication that she does outside of one early Valentine's day strip.
>there's no indication that this happens
>except for that time when it actually happened
did you not take your medication today?
Okay this implies then that BNH does happen and in some way is canonical.
Though for some odd reason I would be fascinated by Calvin having the creativity to make an ACTUAL SPACESHIP
Why is she never hinted to have feelings for Calvin again after this, and flat out denies knowing him to one of her classmates?
Ask yourself this if she truly didn't care about Calvin would she tell such an obvious and easy to refute lie? She lives in the same block. goes to the same class. Often plays with him. Anybody would eventually find out she lied.
Sally is a smart girl the only reason she put herself in such a comprimising situation is because she is flustered.
FLUSTERED BY LOVE!
Sally?
Sally, sammy, susie or whoever. You know who I mean. Calvin's girl
Seethe, she detests and hates him
You mean she can't take him out of her mind?
She is driven to fits of hot fiery passion at his mere prescence?
Oh dear... seems she is fallen hard
Why don't you ask Bill Watterson what Susie thinks about Calvin then if you're so fricking confident
You tell him
I'd have to go to Ohio and find him
Why can't you find his email and ask him yourself
My uncle works with him and he told me he said multiple times they are girlfriend and boyfirend and Susie really loves Calvin and wants to kiss him and touch his weiner
I disagree, the two of them have multiple moments they express happiness in being in each others company. They're just young and don't understand what it means
What about the strip where Susie denies knowing Calvin to a classmate, or the one where after fighting with Calvin about playing doctor she tells him he ruins everything?
>or the one where after fighting with Calvin about playing doctor
You mean the one where she wants to play doctor with Calvin, and not with any of the other kids from school, but specifically Calvin?
There's no other kids in the neighborhood
well SOMEONE besides Calvin was invited to her birthday party that one time
You gonna ignore her yelling at him he ruins everything? They'll never get along or be friends
You know it's really blatantly obvious that you're responding to yourself to keep these threads bumped. I'm actually starting to think that you're industrygay because this obsession with a single topic and agreeing with your own posts is a really familiar pattern.
>implying Calvin's dad wouldn't be hardline against video games of any sort
only one thing left to do
Stop.
No
Why was the dad such a shit head
Calvin is a doodo head
it builds character
LOT'S OF SEETHEING ANONS ON HERE WHO CAN'T REALOZE THAT SUSIE WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND CALVIN OR BE FRIENDS WITH HIM
reminder that these threads are all made by one schizo so he can rant about Calvin and Susie never becoming friends for hours
Reminder that Calvin/Susie isn't canon and never will be. Bloom County confirmed it
SPACEMEN FOREVER!
That's right. FRICK THE CALVIN/SUSIE SHIP, IT LOST
Calvin will just be a failure as an adult because he'll never change and stop being selfish
More like what will become of them? Only reason an actual series of the comic doesn't exist is because the creator is a copyright troll.
Calvin will end up being alone. He 2on'r have anyone else besides Hobbes, he'll flunk school, and will never have a good relationship with Susie
that's not what a copyright troll is
From what I heard, if you make any C&H parodies without the creators permission, you could get sued. Bill Watterson doesn't like anyone using his OCs.
Where did you hear that?
Watterson is protecting his rights to the work he created, a copyright troll is a lawyer who buys the copyright to something they didn't make with the express intention of suing people for copyright violations to make money.
Calvin and Hobbes is way too misanthropic for me. Like half the strip is about how Calvin will never be accepted by anyone or succeed in life
HE'S FRICKING SIX
Really? His fricking dad told him that reproducing was overrated
every parent feels that way multiple times in the process of raising a child
He does it way too often. He also just fricks with Calvin when he's curious about the world
it is your god-given right as a father to tell your child all sorts of wild shit when they ask a question you don't know the answer to
Anon did your parents not frick with you? Did no older relative not tell you absurd bullshit? It’s one of the most common things across humanity to do, telling kids a bunch of wacky bullshit because it’s funny.
My parents never did that
oh? Your parents never told you about Santa Claus?
>misanthropic
To add to this Hobbes named is literally taken from a doomgayging philosopher
Calvin's mom was hot
I don't get the motive which drives this schizoposter. Does it want Calvin to end up with someone else? Or does it just hate the concept that kids are unreliable narrators.
Why is Susie the only character with a first and last name?
So is Cslvin self-centered because he has no friends, which fuels his need for attention and validation?
One time I read this weird ass webcomic that was primarily themed around Hellsing but for some reason Calvin, Hobbes and Susie were also in it
Calvin and Hobbes insist upon itself.
What does that even mean?
You insist upon yourself.
Did anyone see that Robot Chicken sketch of Calvin and Hobbes
Calvin and Hobbes its just Umineko for kids
Elaborate please
Without love it cannot be seeing or something like that
https://files.catbox.moe/c4wbug.png
Hobbes needed correction.
I'm thinking about writing a fanfiction. I'm gonna call it Calvon: Age Seven