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Who cares the franchise is never getting finished
FPBP
The last time I cared about this series was 2014.
Many faced god uprising/jihad + Blood magic + Dragon magic made the volcanos blow
Yikes I'm seeing a lot of problematic discussion in this thread (and I don't like it). Old Valyria was not "pure" as that's impossible both in the books and the real world (purity being a fantasy concocted by racists). Valyria wasn't destroyed, it just shifted to a multicultural mode and the Braavosi were resented because of their leading role, but without that role and without that multiculturalism, Valyria would not have survived.
real eurogamer energy
Why are Europeans so obsessed with Black person penis?
They're American vassals, it's to be expected
>Being the vassal state to the vassal state of Israel
Pretty sad. At least we are one level higher than them
>Uses reddit spacing
>Tells others to "go back"
/misc/ website. ywnbaw
I fricking hate Black folk so god damn much
imagine saving this image and reposting it
imagine the other person on the side of the screen
imagine the monstrous obese HRT creatura that has to exist to make the world worse however it can little by little impotent but obsessed wasting its entire life to affect an ounce of negativity
and then remember how much better your life is in comparison
thank you god
No wants want to look at Black folk
The Silk Road thing always gets me
Does this guy think it was an actual literal road people would walk across all the way from eastern China to Europe
he ate a burrito
dragon farts
The return of Alduin
My teeth to his neck
I don't understand how he's planning on stretching it out into three books. Could easily be finished in one.
the only thing he’s stretching out his waistband. books never.
I'm actually legit impressed he's still alive
he'll be dead before he finishes one
Lol no it couldn't. He said it will be done in two books (Winds and Dream) which will also never happen. Even if he magically lived another ten years somehow and had the balls to devote himself to his work, I still doubt he could finish the whole thing in only two more books
Finish winds you fat piece of garbage. And way to let HBO completely butcher the books form season 4 onwards, and ruin HotD with Black folk on arrival
>and ruin HotD with Black folk on arrival
Frick you, the Velaryons were based.
>V'lay-rons
Christianity
Fairly sure that it was a gigantic volcanic eruption of sorts
Post the link you fricking mong
Is this the worst map in all of fantasy?
Yes, but at least the tax districts are easily identified.
I like it.
>ULOS
That means "out".
>CULOS
Means "asses".
>ulos is at the back of the world
>out back
Qarth is clearly singapore. Rich city state on the coast of an important narrow sea strait that gives access to the exotic east.
Full map:
Incomplete
I thought there was a Burgerios?
"Newark" will always leave me laughing
>Austrios
Bro Imagine the fricking globe lmao
Wish someone would make AI draw what it would look like
>Ruins of procrastination
>The winds of winter
>A dream of spring
fricking moronic
that is so lazy
But what's west of Westeros?
Weesteros
You mean bigger Westeros?
Kingdom of the Depth, mermaids, and giant ship-eating Krakens. Arya isn't coming back
>fantasy map
>has a circular island
Every time
Well that isn't really fantasy, aside from maybe the scale of it. It's just the top of an old volcano sticking up out of the water.
yeah I know, I looked up all the plausible ways an island like that could come to exist when I did the same thing in my DnD campaign
Where did this come from? Is it the work of that Mexican team I've heard about?
This doesn't make sense, why hasn't anyone sailed east?
There's almost endless sea to the west, so you'll die of thirst, hunger, exposure, and storms just like in real life why people didn't sail west of Europe for a while. Then there's giant ship-killing sea monsters and that hazardous gigantic island chain that's bigger than all of Westeros
Yea but why not sail East along the coast? Then you only need to cross a relatively small ocean to get to that big empty continent on the left side.
I mean I'm guessing the unlabeled shit on that map is made up fan bullshit but I'm not a bookgay so idk. Point is the map is stupid.
Oh you said east, sorry. Do you see the civilizations there on the east? Not exactly ship-building, sea-faring nor civilized peoples I'd say. Aside from Yi Ti and they're just hanging out in their own area not desiring to go explore a thousand miles away
Euron has a magical ship that goes twice as fast with plasma shields and whatever other shit. All they need is a few dozen sacrifices.
It looks like someone just copied a map of Azeroth and broke up the eastern kingdoms.
Asshai
Naggarond
Farwestos
Lands of Always West
>All of these gays arguing about when or if he will finish the books, when we all know he never will.
The interesting question is; how many shitty spin off series' will he manage to shit out before he chokes on his pizza?
Ozlo always makes me chuckle like a moron kek
If you zoomed out you would see they are really just coke rails on GRR’s glass topped coffee table
Can we get a rolled up 100 dollar bill and make this meme official?
george go to bed
hahahahahaha nice map, wheres the wet sea?
>Scotland/Canada
Black people come from the Summer Isles. Do you even read the books?
Asshai must be India
The reason it looks moronic is because it doesn't make sense. It doesn't make sense because continents are formed by tectonic plates shifting, and you can see the pieces fitting together. I guess tectonic plates just aren't a thing on that world.
It’s not an accurate map moron it’s what they think shit looks like not what it really looks like like old as maps
its literally a fantasy world, get our of your own ass and forget plate tectonics.
also the world map is prob not accurate outside westeros because the maesters making it rely on hearsay and drunk ship merchants
absolutely
Truly something
Not even close.
He did say it was a volcano. I remember this being asked and he just straight up said it was a volcano.
>Just tell us you fat frick
It's a video, you have to watch the video and he will literally tell you. You don't even have to read any wordy books.
>Spend so long writing that the fans figure everything out due to having the time to overanalyse all the texts and the foreshadowing
Even before the show itself spoiled it, everyone knew what was going to happen as they figured it all out
>Jon wargs into ghost
>Melisandre burns Shireen
>Stannis loses
>Melisandre returns to the wall dejected
>Ressurects Jon Snow
>Jon starts fulfilling the Azor Ahai prophecy
>Bloodraven trains Bran in the weird weirwood/greenseer/war ways
>Tries to take over him body
>Bran fights back and wins
>The Others attack the Bloodraven base
>Bran and Meera escape, Hodor = Hold the Door
>Griff takes over Kings landing and becomes King
>Cersei tries to blow up Kings Landing with wildfire
>Jaime kills her
>Dany goes mad over Young Griff being Aegon and the true heir
>Its actually a fake Aegon/Blackfyre all along
>Nobody can prove it Dany just sees it in dreams but everyone thinks shes going mad
>Starts actually going mad
>Takes over Kings Landing by blowing it up with her dragons
>People see her as a monster
>She realizes what shes done
>Jon Snow kills her as a willing sacrifice
>Lightbringer is born
>Wall gets torn down
>The Others/White Walkers start attacking
>Jon saves the day
>Revealed as Rhaegar and Leanna's kid
>Becomes King
>Bran becomes Weirwood King beyond the wall
>Sansa becomes Warden of the North
The End.
>Sansa becomes Warden of the North
Still mad about how smug she was at the end of the show.
he don wan it
>Stannis loses
noooooo. How do you think Stannis will lose? The foreshadowing greatly implies that he will win the battle of ice, considering Theon tells him about the freys, and he arrests the Karstarks and prevents them from betraying him. If George intends Stannis to lose the battle of ice, why would he give Stannis this sudden great advantage? it's possible he will win the battle of ice, but will lose a few men, and stand no chance against the fortified Bolton's in winterfell, who are completely fresh
You seem like you've read the books, so why did you spell Lyanna like that?
He was thinking about Leanne Crow, as I do, every minute of every day
>not Leanna Lovings
No one saw Hodor coming you lying wiener
https://asoiaf.westeros.org/index.php?/topic/26325-what-does-hodor-mean/page/2/#comment-1236249
A forum poster making a cute joke that turned out to be written as a real scene is hilarious but not really a theorycraft figured out, it isn't the same thing as people reading between to lines for R+L=J.
But incase it does I'm taking credit for predicting time travelers going back in time for resources.
>How do you know a time traveler enjoyed his meal? He goes back four seconds.
>Melisandre returns to the wall dejected
She's already at the wall
>Jon starts fulfilling the Azor Ahai prophecy
I doubt it
everything else is nonsense that comes straight out of some reddit Preston theory
Some autistic Black person trying to force his moronic map
So many details you're missing here also characters.
How can Jaime kill Cersei? Isn't he in the North and refused to go South to aid Cersei when she sent a letter? Still seems like some other Little Brother will kill her.
He's in the Riverlands hanging from a rope for the past ten years. No idea how Stoneheart will let him leave to go murder Cersei but it makes more sense character arc wise for him to have to murder the woman he thought he loved but ruined him for the woman he does love Brienne would bettered him.
His army is looking for him, either they'll barge in at the last second or jamie will convince them that listening that b***h while there's no food to eat is a bad idea.
The timing of that would have to be really really lucky, he is being actively hung as we leave him if memory serves. Some bloodmagic oath/magic turning him into a revenant of revenge is my guess, take his oath to never bear arms against Tully's and make it a can only bear arms against Lannisters.
Stannis losing seems weird. It'll be a thing where he wins back the North cause the Boltons and Freys ain't got shit on him and then has to sacrifice his humanity in a vain attempt to stop the WWs.
I like the “Euron brings about the apocalypse” ending better
This makes the most sense by far, but you completely left out the entire Ironborn plot. Also Melly is going to burn Shireen to bring back Jon
I dont want to defend GURM but he stopped talking to d&d in like season 5 because he dared criticize them
most of these things you mentioned D&D stole from westeros.org back in 2009 or so
GURM spelled the beans to them abiut some things but not everything, he always mentions a "lunch that stretched until dinner" and some another, quicker meeting, after they'd redone the pilot. But they've never brainstormed anything ever again regarding story, all D&D did was .... give an episode per season for GURM to write, as they were contractually obligated anyway, and he had to follow the guide lines they came up with
>Just tell us you fat frick
link us you stupid c**t!!
finish the books
>SO WHAT CAUSED THE DOOM??
The Faceless Men stole magical technology from the Valyrians and used it to develop something like an atomic bomb, which they then tested on Hardhome and after confirming its effectiveness, smuggled several into the Valyrian peninsula and placed them inside the volcanos where the detonation caused a massive magical chain reaction that fricked everything up.
uncontrolled immigration
I thought it was pretty clear, the slaves in the tunnels all prayed for death so the Faceless Men caused a massive eruption to kill them all. It's also implied magic is far stronger with dragons around, so at a time when Valyria had a shitload of dragons that level of magic is feasible
The GoT map is so frickin lazy and nonsensical.
Faceless men
Where's the book fatty
Hmm what’s brings doom everywhere it goes
>checks list of politically correct tropes
obviously climate change caused dragons.
That was real? I saw that show, I thought it was bullshit.
I like that episode of Family Guy where Brian takes a bunch of stimulants and makes up a scifi fantasy setting, brings it to a convention and Martin shits on it
Brians have baked, stimulant riddled fever dream was about as good as anything Martin has shit out
This series was so good, what the frick happened with season 7 and 8? The new series is also not that good...
They outpaced the books and had to write their own stuff
it was a volcano. It's an allegory to Mt vesuvius. But it was because the israelitelerians used too much magic or whatever so they got BTFO
Get over it
>WHAT CAUSED THE DOOM
Over using magic and taming dragons.
Spells on spells on spells and having volcanoes be put on pause by spells is just a powder keg.
Boar wine, your grace?
There's a BOAR coming, Ned
It doesn't matter. It's literally not important.
immigration.
>AI makes better art for ASoIaF than fans ever did
Can't wait to see all the new Euron/Victarion/Jon/Bloodraven fanart that comes from this technology
WHO CARES??
WHAT HAPPENS NEXT
Lord of the Rings>>>>>>>>>>A Song of Ice and Fire
Who is the best fighter in the entire series? Dayne, Robert, Daemon, Jaime, Sandoq... who?
Brienne
It's a tie between Arthur Dayne and Barristan Selmy. We've already talked about this a million times
If it was some kind of dream match, prime Jamie would probably kill everyone, since GERM jerks off about his power level so much. Didn't GERM write some fanfic of Jamie vs a character in the Wheel of Time and Jamie won?
That map!!!
Why can’t fantasy people ever get the maps right?
They always look like they were designed by a pushy 8 year old
lol the state of the map man!!!!
Fans by now probably came up with a much more interesting reason than GERM has as the official one, whatever it is
I can remember reading an interview and he said the map is inaccurate and thats what the people believed how it looked to mimic old maps from the Middle Ages that completely missed the mark
It’s a kind of unreliable narrator device
That’s not actually how the land masses look in their reality
This fat frick’s never finishing the books, is he?
Let me guess they closed the borders and the population ate it self because there was no diversity
What i want to know is how the frick can't his publisher sue him for taking so damn long to write the book. They must have been seething that he let the show start and finish and didnt get to put out a new book to milk fans
polchuds have arrived to ruin yet another thread
go back
chud website troon, go dilate about it
>SO WHAT CAUSED THE DOOM??
Valyrians builds their civilization on top of a series of giant volcanoes.
A super eruption took place killing their entire civilization and covering it in several feet of ash. This is obvious.
The walkers were definitely not getting stopped at winterfell. The story would have been pointless if they didn't at least make it near kings landing.
wait... THAT MAP IS REAL?!
i always thought it was a joke map that Cinemaphile made
Just tell me about the tragedy at Summer Hall and release Fire & Blood volume 2 REEEEEEEEE
Maybe this fat Black person should write a fricking book about what happens.
The reactor core on the spaceship that brought them to planetos finally cracked open.