That dying is pointless in this universe because Orochimaru taught Naruto and Sasuke, the 2 most powerful Jonin on the planet the Resurrection Jutsu and they literally casually use it to summon the 4 Hokages and Jiriyah all the time
>Yeah, now that I think about it, why didn't Orochimaru make more use of Edo Tensei, even if it wasn't perfect?
Hiruzen sealed the portions of his soul in his arms and Orochimaru lost the ability to do any jutsu that requires hand seals. This was confirmed when Orochimaru broke the Death God seal, got his arm souls back, and immediately cast Edo Tensei again.
The basics, tactics, taijutsu, and controlling Kurama's chakra.
When it came to training, Jiraiya's method was to focus on what Naruto was good at. He didn't expect Naruto to master the Rasengan during the Search for Tsunade arc, it was supposed to be something that kept him busy while he gathered intel through his spy network of hookers.
That nature shit was retconned shoehorned in the story randomly in part 2 out of nowhere. Kishimoto came up with random stuff on the fly as story continued. A lot of stuff doesnt make sense so fans are filling in the blanks.
there is literally nothing wrong with paying for it, and is oftentimes more preferable than doing the whole go out for pussy song and dance. You find a hot girl, pay her, and boom, you're getting it on like donkey kong on stage number one.
You know how training to learn the rasengan requires you to hold water balloons and use your chakra to make the water inside them shake so violently they explode?
Imagine if you grabbed a girl's breasts and did the same thing to them haha wouldn't that be funny.
>shadow clone jutsu has a hack that enables you to absorb all of the knowledge/memories of your clones when they're dispelled >Naruto can create 2,000 shadow clones at a time >Nobody ever told him that he could use this to acquire a lifetime's worth of knowledge in less than a week
Guys I'm starting to think that Kishimoto isn't actually a good writer and that once you get past Sharingan and Fox Chakra he had no idea what the frick he was doing
Think about it this way, Kakashi knew Naruto had more chakra than him but he didn't exactly know how many shadow clones he could create at one time. The only people that knew that before the Chunin Exams were Iruka and Mizuki. And after the Exams, Kakashi got put into a coma and Sasuke ran away soon after he woke up, so there wasn't much time to create a training plan for Naruto.
>Think about it this way, Kakashi knew Naruto had more chakra than him but he didn't exactly know how many shadow clones he could create at one time.
Sure, maybe he didn't know Naruto could create literally thousands. But he'd watched Naruto with his sharingan out a bunch of times, and during the exams, Naruto uses about a dozen against Kiba and Neji (and remember against Kiba, Naruto didn't even have access to the nine tails, that was all by himself). He had to know the kid could make at least 10 without breaking a sweat.
Not letting your student know he could learn ten times faster is just straight-up negligent.
>Not letting your student know he could learn ten times faster is just straight-up negligent.
It doesn't work quite like that though, because they are not belonging to hive mind.
It would work with doing the same task over and over in hopes of hitting it right and then him remembering it afterwards, but every training that would require continuous effort and improvement would be obsolete.
It would be akin putting a guy doing a "Hello world" task 10000 times and then expect him to write a complex banking program.
It would be outstanding for book learning but Naruto is terrible at that anyway. Also it magnifies mental fatigue so using it to read the whole library would probably KO him instantly.
>It would be outstanding for book learning
Doubt so.
Let me give you example.
Let's suppose we have 50 workbooks for Math, like HELM.
Those 50 books cover 50 different sections, from basics to calculus/differentials and statistics.
Naruto making 50 clones and studying those 50 books would make it pointless, because some of them rely on others, therefore clones for example, learning calculus would stuck before they didn't learn trigonometry.
It's would have the same effect as "guy lifting 50 kilos for 500 hours vs guy who spends 500 hours lifting progressively heavier weights and lifting 150 by the end"
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No matter what shadow clone is total broken. You could essentially master skills in a week or literally automate the entire village with clone labor. They don't seem to need to eat or drink either.
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if you spawned 5 clones and had each of them do one example problem from some text then despawn them you'd master each math subject way faster than any normal person. if you had a large enough problem set you could probably master any subset of math in two days, given you'd mastered the dependent subsets beforehand.
for something like cs, given you have a base understanding of ds&a, you could have a few clones do different leetcode problems and be a master of the whiteboard interview
Everything did happened really fast but at the same time this theory only works if Jiraiya doesn't know how shadow clones work because if he did then why didn't he teach Naruto this. I don't think I ever saw him use clones so it's possible I guess.
>if Jiraiya doesn't know how shadow clones work because if he did then why didn't he teach Naruto this
Considering that Sarutobi (Jiraiya's teacher), Minato (Jiraiya's student), and Kakashi (Jiraiya's "grand-student"?) could all use shadow clones, and that Tsunade (Jiraiya's FWB) doesn't seem shocked at all that Naruto knows how to do it when they first meet, Jiraiya would have to be borderline moronic to not know the technique as well.
No. Even if you could only create 1 shadow clone, which virtually everyone can do. That doubles your ability to learn. It's fricking moronic that everybody isn't constantly training with as many clones as they can do. It's the dumbest fricking power boost of all time.
Not many people use the Shadow Clone. The clones you see in the academy that Naruto sucked at were not shadow clones. But yeah, anyone who can use it should.
>which virtually everyone can do
the shadow clone is a forbidden technique, regular clones (which is what you are talking about) do not have this power of memory/experience retention
>the shadow clone is a forbidden technique
Well they should unforbid it and teach it to the students at the ninja school to multiply their learning capacity. Even Naruto could learn it overnight and he failed his exams.
I thought it was forbidden because you're splitting your reserve in half and could potentially make yourself an easy target. When it comes to just training, you're completely right. It makes no sense why they don't just have all the students clone themselves and get in twice the training in half the time.
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This is correct. Shadow clones are useless outside of their abilities to learn stuff for you and do stuff like sage mode.
Other clones are way stronger and require less chakra to use which is why the technique was forbidden
>Well they should unforbid it and teach it to the students at the ninja school to multiply their learning capacity. Even Naruto could learn it overnight and he failed his exams.
The Shadow Clone Jutsu was banned in the first place because of how much chakra it takes to form just one which leaves you open if you fricked up in a fight.
Naruto can spawn as many as he can because Kurama was literally supplying him with infinite Chakra.
Naruto could only do it so many times so effortlessly because he had essentially infinite reserves of chakra. It's supposed to be exhausting, he can only do it because of the fox.
the clones naruto make take a lot of chakra so much that if you make 1 too many or even just 1 for some it can kill you. Naruto is a freak both with genetics with having a natural large chakra well and the 9 tails endless reserves and there was never a way to just train to increase your chakra reserve unless you are also some broken mother fricker.
Naruto is the only one with chakra large enough to do it. It's also why he could barely learn any jutsu other than shadow clones, he has no chakra control because of his large reserves
Naruto is the only one to have enough charka to even pull it out offf. Anyone else can die. Honestly most would need training just to manage a few clones without passing out they can use it for training
Nobody else can make as many actually functional clones as Naruto without some dark fricked up body horror shit like Pain. Remember, even though it seems like everyone knows it by the end of the series, the Shadow Clone jutsu was a hidden and tightly guarded secret. This is because it drains a shit ton of chakra for a normal person to make just one shadow clone, let alone two or more. It wasn't worth the risk of even attempting it unless you were a top class giganinja.
There was no way anyone could have tested or known about it until after observing Naruto for years. Naruto is likely the first person ever in the world's history to ever think of then actually act on the idea of spawning thousands of them. Even he didn't realize he was retaining all that information until it was mentioned him by someone that had been observing him for years.
clone jutsu has a hack that enables you to absorb all of the knowledge/memories of your clones when they're dispelled
If naruto wasn't written as giga moron he could have figured this out on his own years ago and used it to his advantage.
The forbidden technique was MULTIPLE shadow clones (tajyuu kage bunshin). Making one to four is regular kage bunshin and isn't forbidden. The stupid thing is that the hand seals are identical since Naruto regularly uses both.
clone jutsu has a hack that enables you to absorb all of the knowledge/memories of your clones when they're dispelled
If naruto wasn't written as giga moron he could have figured this out on his own years ago and used it to his advantage.
didn't he keep doing his hokage work in person instead of letting a shadow clone handling it and spending time with his family
True. But it's kind of reinforced multiple times throughout the series that he's really not that great of a father. In part he doesn't honestly know how to be a father because his father died when he was born and he was raised by the 3rd who was honestly absolutely fricking terrible. Not to mention that his figurative father ended up dying when he was a teenager, so he's not great at balancing work and family.
Boruto looks up to Sasuke a lot even before the time skip, Naruto makes this worse by adopting Kawaki who he gives more attention to than his own son. It's funny though because Sasuke is even worse than Naruto is and he knocked up Sakura then left her to raise his kid on her own pretty much
>didn't he keep doing his hokage work in person instead of letting a shadow clone handling it and spending time with his family
He should be able to make a hundred clones and do his paperwork in five minutes. Either he's too dumb to think of it or the paperwork is so hard for him that it would KO his clones too quickly;
Probably a mixture both. Unfortunately in the new series, they really made him out to be a dumbass in like every possible scenario.
And they also nerfed him hardcore because they realized that having a character who could literally tap into a path but grants access to like literally God like powers plus his ability to now get along with the demon inside of him, plus his clan having overpowered abilities and massive chakra reserves made him too uninteresting. And unfortunately instead of doing what other animes and mangas and even comic books do and basically having him be absent from the series while other people have to learn how to grow on their own, they just decided to make him extremely dumb and extremely weak
What if you >made 10 shadow clowns >let them goon for a few hours >the instant they blow their load you release the clone >??? >infinite sexual satisfaction
>Sakura was unironically falling in love with Naruto in the first chapter of Shipuuden >Naruto immediately ruined it by showing off some new perverted move he learned from Jiraiya, instantly ruining whatever Sakura was starting to think about him
Jiraiya helped Naruto dodge a fricking bullet, best teacher ever
>Naruto, did you know I am a Konoha 's best selling author? >I sell so many books I don't need to work >Your father loved my novels so much, he named you after the protagonist of them >Sorry, I forgot to tell you that your father was like a son to me >Yeah, he saved the village >I actually trained him >And he trained kakashi >And kakashi trained you >What are the odds! >Sorry, Naruto, we all forgot about you and now you have chronic diarrhea like an Indian from drinking expired milk
It's a miracle Naruto didn't shoot up his school as a child or become a terrorist like Sasuke.
>become a terrorist like Sasuke.
i'd like a reboot where naruto and sasuke both realize konoha fricked them both over and decide to burn the whole ninja village bullshit down
During the re-read, I wanted to laugh at Sasuke being an Edgelord, but ended up liking him because he was the only one who kind of called all the ninjas out on their bullshit.
Shit for like 80% of Shippuden, he's like the main fricking character.
In TenTen's dream world, Naruto was doing exactly that. He was just destroying the villages because why wouldn't he.
And a dark reboot where Naruto does wind up becoming a villain would honeslty make more sense than what we got, Naruto had no reason to actually forgive Konaha. In fact everyone handled him so poorly it would've made more sense for him to turn on them. His own father saved the village and his mother died for it and they repaid that by treating him like utter dogshit.
Sasuke wouldn't have let him do that though. A large reason why Sasuke left was due to an inferiority complex.
Naruto:
saved his ass from haku
copied his copy of a jutsu without a sharigan
Learned an s rank jutsu around the same time he learned an a rank jutsu
Was about as good at chakra control despite having a demon inside of him
Managed to stop a tailed beast pretty much single handedly by using clones and headbutt-no-jutsu
Literally every single feat Sasuke had, Naruto was outdoing. Shit, even in the end of pt1, had Naruto not been aiming to stop Sasuke and had been aiming to kill him instead, Sasuke would have been blitzed by the Ninetails rassengan
Man I miss Shonen Jump, I wish they still printed it in the US.
It’s kind of surprising that they ended it right when manga sales started exploding in the west.
>used to read pokemon SPE in the monthly magazine with the boys at school >it gets purchased by some company competing company that doesnt print in the US >parents wouldnt buy me stand alone volumes because they think comics are gay
>It’s kind of surprising that they ended it right when manga sales started exploding in the west.
that's exactly why, they didn't really need to print the magazine when people were just buying the volumes anyway.
there's a ton of "post-episode" 30sec filler clips that they tack onto the end of shippuden episodes, I think it's just 1 of those but I couldn't tell you what episode number
I believe so, after the next episode previews iirc
Most of them are in the spirit of the "rock lee and pals" spinoff where they're just gag skits, lots of 4th wall breaking and the like
it was the only time he didn't jerk him off
Deidara told it how it is, which is why he was killed off just like Neji
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Anonymous
I’ll be damned, I missed every single one of those then.
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Anonymous
It wouldn't surprise me if someone made a compilation of them, but that sounds like the type of thing to get copyright struck if posted to yt
IIRC they're mostly forgettable, like do you really wanna see this after every episode https://youtu.be/tW2Hq6kTBQw?feature=shared
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
I need to see everything for the 100% trophy.
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Anonymous
deidara was my favorite character, his scenes with tobi were the best. i was so pissed that his death meant nothing
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I appreciated that Deidara's hate bones for the Uchiha was almost on par with Tobirama
It wouldn't surprise me if someone made a compilation of them, but that sounds like the type of thing to get copyright struck if posted to yt
IIRC they're mostly forgettable, like do you really wanna see this after every episode https://youtu.be/tW2Hq6kTBQw?feature=shared
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It wouldn't surprise me if someone made a compilation of them, but that sounds like the type of thing to get copyright struck if posted to yt
IIRC they're mostly forgettable, like do you really wanna see this after every episode https://youtu.be/tW2Hq6kTBQw?feature=shared
for me it's the doujin where Kankuro disguises himself as one of his puppets and bangs Temari
Given how utterly fricking useless all the female ninja are, they would've honestly been better off as sex witches or something. At least then TenTen could do something. She could spread her legs and distract someone.
Young sannins design looks 1000x times more interesting than the original cast. Also have better characters. I wish the show was about them instead. It is a common thing, mangaka gets a little bit more practice and makes character that outclass the old ones. Like imagine soul eater being about these guys instead of cringe trio
Basically the show suffers from something many shows suffer from which is the creator had no idea where he was going with shit and made it up along the way
I was discussing this with my gf yesterday. How Kishimoto made shit up on the go and how it was similar to how Akira Toryiama did the same shit. Like Naruto defeating both Nagato and Obito with the power of friendship talking about his shitty childhood
>tfw that was one of the last times we get to see Sasuke as part of the team
In retrospect I wish they had waited longer before having Sasuke leave the Leaf Village, seeing him and Naruto developing their skills together was pretty fun.
The very last episode of OG Naruto in the mid point has Sakura begin her training as a medical ninja, but no, after the Retrieval Arc, just skip over to Shipudden.
The filler does alot to flesh out the side characters and has some fun world building outside of the Leaf. The beat ones are Laughing Shino, Star Mission, Curry of Life/Raiga(which is technically Canon along with the Hidden Waterfall Arc), Land of Tea, and Land of Rice Investigation.
Nah. They're trash. I was the sweatiest most moronic fanboy of Naruto back in the day and even I realized back then the filler was complete garbage. There's nothing fun about it. It almost feels intentional
what exactly did orochimaru teach sasuke during the timeskip? >faces someone that isnt completely chakra drained or dying of terminal aids for the first time >dies twice
but him being stronger than orochimaru, outsmarting deidara, killing sandbag itachi, killing danzo multiple times was okay? The guy barely lands a hit on killer bee when he has his whole crew backing him up, he got done dirty
He didn't really outsmart deidara, deidara died because he got desperate and Sasuke killed orochimarus favorite pet in order to escape from him.
Danzo was weak
Itachi literally wanted to die and Sasuke still almost lost
>gives nardo basic physical training and a bigger rasengan, nothing else >when there's a group of elite ninja criminals that are sure to be gunning for him soon
What the frick was he thinking? I don't think there's a single Akatsuki member he could have fought 1v1 at the beginning of Shippuden (maybe Hidan?), and those monsters travel in pairs.
please understand, nardo is a clown that could barely pass ninja academy and almost lost the chunni exams to kiba. hard carried by tard raging and summoning toads.
He also helped him make use of Kurama's chakra more efficiently.
what exactly did orochimaru teach sasuke during the timeskip? >faces someone that isnt completely chakra drained or dying of terminal aids for the first time >dies twice
>what exactly did orochimaru teach sasuke during the timeskip?
Kenjutsu, giving him training resources, teaching him snake jutsu, and pumping him full of experimental steroids and drugs.
Although that last thing could be a red herring for the chakra ghost. Considering Kurama more or less confirmed his body was being haunted at that time.
>He also helped him make use of Kurama's chakra more efficiently.
Ah yes, by flying off the handle anytime he gets too angry, almost dying and having to be rescued by a third party before shit gets too hairy. Bang up job, Jiraiya.
I think Jiraiya mostly just wanted to have Naruto get a better hold on fox chakra, but then Jiraiya almost died with just a 3-4 tailed Naruto and then Jiraiya didn't know wtf to do with the situation so he taught him bigger rasengan and how to break low level genjutsu and called it a day
>watching filler episodes past Sasuke leaving >they’re actually kind of comfy and show off the other shinobi
Does the filler stay this comfy past episode 160? I’m kind of tempted to watch it all just for the hell of it.
it's really hit or miss, the part 1 filler isn't so bad because it comes in 1 giant block before shippuden starts and that's fair enough since there's the 2-3year timeskip, part 2 filler is more intrusive and can throw-off the canon pacing if you aren't using a guide
I actually liked a handful of the war arc fillers and some of the p2 chunin exam episodes
the filler arcs are all cringekino at best except for the one where they look for the stink beetle
Though the one where Hinata literally fricking kills that magnet guy is kind of kino too https://youtu.be/H4YiY7axrBY?feature=shared
i actually liked episodes with shikamaru and temari teamed up, they were the only ones who were normal in a relationship, literally every other that we see on screen has some sort of insanity
plus i am sure temari gave me the lifelong appeal of slightly bossy women in fishnets, naruto has done one thing extremely well, there are a lot of fishnet wearing characters
For me it's the filler where there's a super rare bug that could track Sasuke's scent but at the end Naruto farts on Sasuke's headband and ruins the scent.
>never married >no children >ignored the advances of his female teammate >spends hokage retirement traveling with his "best friend" who also doesn't have a wife or kids
What did kishimoto mean by this?
Obito sacrificed his life (lol) for Rin because he loved her. Kakashi tells her this and she immediately confesses to him and tries to hop on his dick. He learned the true nature of women in this moment, I can't blame him.
We really should have gotten more episodes with him leading the squad, in retrospect I feel like they jumped into the Chunin Exams way too soon and should have done more buildup episodes with the main squad as well as the others.
>teaches Sakura ???
There was one hentai where Kakashi was blaming himself for something (probably Naruto and Sasuke fighting) and Sakura said he's not alone and she's hurting too.
Given that, historically, female ninjas were often prostitutes and spies (who used sex to get information) Kakashi definitely would have needed to frick her as part of her training at one point.
It would legit be metal as frick if they remade this series berserk style and had all the ninja men be psycho medieval operators and the women were prostitutes that used literal sex magic.
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Anonymous
That could happen if Kishimoto got off his ass and made a series showing the earlier conflicts. Call it Naruto: Chronicles.
The clone training was a crazy nonstandard idea Kakashi had that he needed Yamato’s assistance for anyway. Jiraiya can’t be blamed for not coming up with it. However, he really should have taken Naruto to Toad Mountain to learn Sage Mode. He definitely could have done it in a short time.
>shippuden episode 1: sasuke somehow stops the fox chakra like it played out originally. > theyre standing still and inside nardos mind. >cut back to reality, we see naruto's orange eye shadow from the sage chakra he amassed during all this
wouldve been HYPE tbh
Itachi looks a lot like Feitan from HxH when Kisame/Itachi first show up in Konoha, while he's wearing the cloak over the bottom of his face anyway
Feitan is largely just a HxH version of Hiei from Yu Yu Hakusho and I think Kishimoto had said that Sasuke is heavily based on Hiei..It's probably coincidental, not really sure where the big ass turtleneck cloak look came from
He's the previous wielder of Zabuza's sword and member of the Seven Swordsmen of the Mist. He appeared in one flashback panel right before Guy's dad kicked all their asses. In filler, he was Itachi's first partner in Akatsuki.
He's the previous wielder of Zabuza's sword and member of the Seven Swordsmen of the Mist. He appeared in one flashback panel right before Guy's dad kicked all their asses. In filler, he was Itachi's first partner in Akatsuki.
His English VA is the same as Spike from Cowboy Bebop, I liked this character a bit wish he had more presence in the show.
Yes it is. Deidara wasn't recruited until when Itachi was partnered with Kisame, which was after Juzo died (assuming him being Akatsuki is even canon). Also Tobi didn't wear an Akatsuki cloak until after Sasori died.
>assuming him being Akatsuki is even canon
I don't see why it wouldn't be. If we're following Zabuza's Sword, chronological we first see it with Juzo when the 7 Swordsmen get BTFO by Might Duy with the only survivors being 2 future missing nin(Juzo and Raiga) and a traitor(Kisame's master). Then we have the space between when Zabuza gets the Sword and when Juzo takes it with him when he goes rogue. We need to get the Sword back into Hidden Mist hands so Zabuza can become one of the 7 Swordsmen, so we have Juzo get bodied by Yagura who takes the Sword back and gives it to Zabuza. Yagura killing Juzo who at the time is an Akatsuki member is the perfect excuse for Obito to frick around in the Hidden Mist with the other members of the Akatsuki's none the wiser to his personal crusade to avenge what they did to Rin. Plus we get to see why Kisame joined up.
Makes sense if it's to keep up appearances since they took a group photo when Yahiko created the Akatsuki so it makes sense to keep up the freedom fighter/mercenary company ruse. Bet they'd show the photo to potential clients so they could request certain members for the job.
In Ultimate Ninja 4's story mode he has Naruto fight this giant wolf demon in a cave. Its a filler arc added to the start of the game and its tedious as frick since the overworld battles in the story mode are nothing like the core fighter gameplay in UN4. I have no idea why it was added apart from to pad out the runtime of the game. Its tedious as frick and I assume its not canon.
That didn’t discuss OP’s question at all, it was completely off topic and word for word the same post that has been posted multiple times. Go frick yourself you homosexual, nobody is going to click your YouTube link and give you free views.
If shadow clone transfers everything it saw/learned after dispelling, then won't Naruto get his ass blown out if he fricks with another clone changed into Naruko?
Spy x Family. Unironically wholesome without going full boohoo woe is me like Naruto or Fruits Basket. Just saw the new movie in theaters and was pretty good, and it’s more of a standalone. Other than that…
Nada
Potentially.
Technically with the frogs he's immune to genjutsu which is a large part of Itachi's arsenal. He was good at summoning and knew quite a few jutsu, he also was a lot smarter than people ever give him credit for since he nearly figured out how to kill pain by himself.
Yeah it took multiple clones of pain to finally kill him. Even then you could also kinda make the argument that the entire fight was kinda bullshit and that he should have won but thematically Naruto needed to experience loss to make the fight feel like it was earned.
No she never loved him but they were close friends. That’s why she bet that he wouldn’t return, since she always loses when she gambles. She only fricks younger men and boys
>So, what did he teach Naruto during the time skip?
His goal was to have Naruto learn how to control the Nine Tails more. That backfired and pic related happened. So, he just worked on his basics. Also, this is a guess, but I assume Kishimoto wanted readers to see Naruto learn Wind Style, and learning it during the timeskip won't allow that.
Are there any new anime or manga that have worldbuilding and a magic system that gets explained in depth like Naruto? I can’t get into shit unless I can autistically theorycraft how shit works in my head or try and guess how fights will play out and a lot of contemporary anime seems to just handwave how the characters powers work. I liked full metal alchemist for the same reason. I tried watching boruto but it’s so fricking boring and I can’t tell if I’m just old/jaded or if the industry is just dying.
>Dad, what if I don't pass the Chunin Exams? >Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze Patik Maribojo, you were named after two Hokages of Konoha. One of them was never a chunin, and he was the bravest man I'd ever known.
They were actively plotting a coup against their own village. They were c**ts and he did nothing wrong. In fact they were too lenient, Sasuke caused more trouble than he was worth.
All the Pain techniques were cool as hell. You can definitely tell the Rinnegan was designed purely with Pain in mind. Once it got passed around to different people they never used all of the bullshit it actually lets you do. At least not the way Pain/Nagito could.
what are some good naruto fanfictions recommendations? i used to be heavily into this shit back in high school but now looking back on some of the shit I was reading makes me wanna vomit.
I think the idea was that Akatsuki wouldn't really frick with him at the time and he was the only one who can keep Nardo safe.
That's kind of the main reason he comes back to the village in the first place.
But overall, he was a pretty shitty teacher. One of his kids goes full schizo and the other one learned nothing but bigger rasengan after two years. It's kind of nuts how Naruto had to have like three training arcs in Shipuden because of how shitty Jiraya's training was.
If you want to see REAL sasuke wank you should watch the dygo knight shipudden rewrite where he dogwalks 4 tail cloak naruto (who is also OP), orochimaru, "kills" pervy sage, and is on track to kill >tsunade >kurotsuchi >2 stone village retainers >and shino
at the same time in a 1v5 next episode.
Hes still pre-MS hebi sasuke btw
That dying is pointless in this universe because Orochimaru taught Naruto and Sasuke, the 2 most powerful Jonin on the planet the Resurrection Jutsu and they literally casually use it to summon the 4 Hokages and Jiriyah all the time
That sounds like some gay fanfic, or worse, Boruto. Try again homie.
shonen series can be separated into 2 categories, death being meaningful vs death being meaningless
Yeah, now that I think about it, why didn't Orochimaru make more use of Edo Tensei, even if it wasn't perfect?
>Yeah, now that I think about it, why didn't Orochimaru make more use of Edo Tensei, even if it wasn't perfect?
Hiruzen sealed the portions of his soul in his arms and Orochimaru lost the ability to do any jutsu that requires hand seals. This was confirmed when Orochimaru broke the Death God seal, got his arm souls back, and immediately cast Edo Tensei again.
He didn’t even teach him he had wind nature. Like what?
The basics, tactics, taijutsu, and controlling Kurama's chakra.
When it came to training, Jiraiya's method was to focus on what Naruto was good at. He didn't expect Naruto to master the Rasengan during the Search for Tsunade arc, it was supposed to be something that kept him busy while he gathered intel through his spy network of hookers.
That nature shit was retconned shoehorned in the story randomly in part 2 out of nowhere. Kishimoto came up with random stuff on the fly as story continued. A lot of stuff doesnt make sense so fans are filling in the blanks.
Gooning
brute strength needed for sage mode.
>Gooning
jiraya is canonically on strict nofap.
It's called chakra control.
He doesn’t fap. He fricks, even if he has to pay for it. He definitely ensured that Naruto was a man before he came back
there is literally nothing wrong with paying for it, and is oftentimes more preferable than doing the whole go out for pussy song and dance. You find a hot girl, pay her, and boom, you're getting it on like donkey kong on stage number one.
Bigger rasengan
Do´t forget coolest variant of Rasengan. Rasenrengan
The dreaded double nipple twister jutsu!
You know how training to learn the rasengan requires you to hold water balloons and use your chakra to make the water inside them shake so violently they explode?
Imagine if you grabbed a girl's breasts and did the same thing to them haha wouldn't that be funny.
Who cares
>shadow clone jutsu has a hack that enables you to absorb all of the knowledge/memories of your clones when they're dispelled
>Naruto can create 2,000 shadow clones at a time
>Nobody ever told him that he could use this to acquire a lifetime's worth of knowledge in less than a week
Guys I'm starting to think that Kishimoto isn't actually a good writer and that once you get past Sharingan and Fox Chakra he had no idea what the frick he was doing
Think about it this way, Kakashi knew Naruto had more chakra than him but he didn't exactly know how many shadow clones he could create at one time. The only people that knew that before the Chunin Exams were Iruka and Mizuki. And after the Exams, Kakashi got put into a coma and Sasuke ran away soon after he woke up, so there wasn't much time to create a training plan for Naruto.
>Think about it this way, Kakashi knew Naruto had more chakra than him but he didn't exactly know how many shadow clones he could create at one time.
Sure, maybe he didn't know Naruto could create literally thousands. But he'd watched Naruto with his sharingan out a bunch of times, and during the exams, Naruto uses about a dozen against Kiba and Neji (and remember against Kiba, Naruto didn't even have access to the nine tails, that was all by himself). He had to know the kid could make at least 10 without breaking a sweat.
Not letting your student know he could learn ten times faster is just straight-up negligent.
>Not letting your student know he could learn ten times faster is just straight-up negligent.
It doesn't work quite like that though, because they are not belonging to hive mind.
It would work with doing the same task over and over in hopes of hitting it right and then him remembering it afterwards, but every training that would require continuous effort and improvement would be obsolete.
It would be akin putting a guy doing a "Hello world" task 10000 times and then expect him to write a complex banking program.
It would be outstanding for book learning but Naruto is terrible at that anyway. Also it magnifies mental fatigue so using it to read the whole library would probably KO him instantly.
>It would be outstanding for book learning
Doubt so.
Let me give you example.
Let's suppose we have 50 workbooks for Math, like HELM.
Those 50 books cover 50 different sections, from basics to calculus/differentials and statistics.
Naruto making 50 clones and studying those 50 books would make it pointless, because some of them rely on others, therefore clones for example, learning calculus would stuck before they didn't learn trigonometry.
It's would have the same effect as "guy lifting 50 kilos for 500 hours vs guy who spends 500 hours lifting progressively heavier weights and lifting 150 by the end"
No matter what shadow clone is total broken. You could essentially master skills in a week or literally automate the entire village with clone labor. They don't seem to need to eat or drink either.
if you spawned 5 clones and had each of them do one example problem from some text then despawn them you'd master each math subject way faster than any normal person. if you had a large enough problem set you could probably master any subset of math in two days, given you'd mastered the dependent subsets beforehand.
for something like cs, given you have a base understanding of ds&a, you could have a few clones do different leetcode problems and be a master of the whiteboard interview
Everything did happened really fast but at the same time this theory only works if Jiraiya doesn't know how shadow clones work because if he did then why didn't he teach Naruto this. I don't think I ever saw him use clones so it's possible I guess.
>if Jiraiya doesn't know how shadow clones work because if he did then why didn't he teach Naruto this
Considering that Sarutobi (Jiraiya's teacher), Minato (Jiraiya's student), and Kakashi (Jiraiya's "grand-student"?) could all use shadow clones, and that Tsunade (Jiraiya's FWB) doesn't seem shocked at all that Naruto knows how to do it when they first meet, Jiraiya would have to be borderline moronic to not know the technique as well.
No. Even if you could only create 1 shadow clone, which virtually everyone can do. That doubles your ability to learn. It's fricking moronic that everybody isn't constantly training with as many clones as they can do. It's the dumbest fricking power boost of all time.
Not many people use the Shadow Clone. The clones you see in the academy that Naruto sucked at were not shadow clones. But yeah, anyone who can use it should.
>which virtually everyone can do
the shadow clone is a forbidden technique, regular clones (which is what you are talking about) do not have this power of memory/experience retention
>the shadow clone is a forbidden technique
Well they should unforbid it and teach it to the students at the ninja school to multiply their learning capacity. Even Naruto could learn it overnight and he failed his exams.
I thought it was forbidden because you're splitting your reserve in half and could potentially make yourself an easy target. When it comes to just training, you're completely right. It makes no sense why they don't just have all the students clone themselves and get in twice the training in half the time.
This is correct. Shadow clones are useless outside of their abilities to learn stuff for you and do stuff like sage mode.
Other clones are way stronger and require less chakra to use which is why the technique was forbidden
>Well they should unforbid it and teach it to the students at the ninja school to multiply their learning capacity. Even Naruto could learn it overnight and he failed his exams.
The Shadow Clone Jutsu was banned in the first place because of how much chakra it takes to form just one which leaves you open if you fricked up in a fight.
Naruto can spawn as many as he can because Kurama was literally supplying him with infinite Chakra.
Naruto could only do it so many times so effortlessly because he had essentially infinite reserves of chakra. It's supposed to be exhausting, he can only do it because of the fox.
Maybe it's a placebo effect and that guy told him it increases his rate of learning to boost his confidence.
that was a really stupid decision that solidified clones as being overpowered shit writing, why wouldnt everyone just constantly train with clones
the clones naruto make take a lot of chakra so much that if you make 1 too many or even just 1 for some it can kill you. Naruto is a freak both with genetics with having a natural large chakra well and the 9 tails endless reserves and there was never a way to just train to increase your chakra reserve unless you are also some broken mother fricker.
Naruto is the only one with chakra large enough to do it. It's also why he could barely learn any jutsu other than shadow clones, he has no chakra control because of his large reserves
Naruto is the only one to have enough charka to even pull it out offf. Anyone else can die. Honestly most would need training just to manage a few clones without passing out they can use it for training
Nobody else can make as many actually functional clones as Naruto without some dark fricked up body horror shit like Pain. Remember, even though it seems like everyone knows it by the end of the series, the Shadow Clone jutsu was a hidden and tightly guarded secret. This is because it drains a shit ton of chakra for a normal person to make just one shadow clone, let alone two or more. It wasn't worth the risk of even attempting it unless you were a top class giganinja.
There was no way anyone could have tested or known about it until after observing Naruto for years. Naruto is likely the first person ever in the world's history to ever think of then actually act on the idea of spawning thousands of them. Even he didn't realize he was retaining all that information until it was mentioned him by someone that had been observing him for years.
>durr why didnt they teach him to abuse a forbidden jutsu??
You can thank Kurama for supplying with all the chakra Naruto needed to spawn Shadow Clone Jutsus
clone jutsu has a hack that enables you to absorb all of the knowledge/memories of your clones when they're dispelled
If naruto wasn't written as giga moron he could have figured this out on his own years ago and used it to his advantage.
>Guys I'm starting to think that Kishimoto isn't actually a good writer
lost
Naruto is a moron, and wasn't shadow clone some sort of forbidden shit some guy tried to steal scroll of in the first chapters/episodes?
The forbidden technique was MULTIPLE shadow clones (tajyuu kage bunshin). Making one to four is regular kage bunshin and isn't forbidden. The stupid thing is that the hand seals are identical since Naruto regularly uses both.
didn't he keep doing his hokage work in person instead of letting a shadow clone handling it and spending time with his family
Yes. He's implied from the very start to kinda be a shitty dad which is why boruto runs off with Sasuke and has a time skip arc
>which is why boruto runs off with Sasuke and has a time skip arc
That's a ridiculous oversimplification of what happened.
True. But it's kind of reinforced multiple times throughout the series that he's really not that great of a father. In part he doesn't honestly know how to be a father because his father died when he was born and he was raised by the 3rd who was honestly absolutely fricking terrible. Not to mention that his figurative father ended up dying when he was a teenager, so he's not great at balancing work and family.
Boruto looks up to Sasuke a lot even before the time skip, Naruto makes this worse by adopting Kawaki who he gives more attention to than his own son. It's funny though because Sasuke is even worse than Naruto is and he knocked up Sakura then left her to raise his kid on her own pretty much
>didn't he keep doing his hokage work in person instead of letting a shadow clone handling it and spending time with his family
He should be able to make a hundred clones and do his paperwork in five minutes. Either he's too dumb to think of it or the paperwork is so hard for him that it would KO his clones too quickly;
Probably a mixture both. Unfortunately in the new series, they really made him out to be a dumbass in like every possible scenario.
And they also nerfed him hardcore because they realized that having a character who could literally tap into a path but grants access to like literally God like powers plus his ability to now get along with the demon inside of him, plus his clan having overpowered abilities and massive chakra reserves made him too uninteresting. And unfortunately instead of doing what other animes and mangas and even comic books do and basically having him be absent from the series while other people have to learn how to grow on their own, they just decided to make him extremely dumb and extremely weak
shhhh nobody cares about your opinion
What if you
>made 10 shadow clowns
>let them goon for a few hours
>the instant they blow their load you release the clone
>???
>infinite sexual satisfaction
>make 10 clones
>have all of them piss
>dispell clones
>10X satisfaction of letting out a load
Did he frick Naruko?
stating the bust size of a woman down to exact measurements just from a mere glance several yards away
>Sakura was unironically falling in love with Naruto in the first chapter of Shipuuden
>Naruto immediately ruined it by showing off some new perverted move he learned from Jiraiya, instantly ruining whatever Sakura was starting to think about him
Jiraiya helped Naruto dodge a fricking bullet, best teacher ever
>Naruto, did you know I am a Konoha 's best selling author?
>I sell so many books I don't need to work
>Your father loved my novels so much, he named you after the protagonist of them
>Sorry, I forgot to tell you that your father was like a son to me
>Yeah, he saved the village
>I actually trained him
>And he trained kakashi
>And kakashi trained you
>What are the odds!
>Sorry, Naruto, we all forgot about you and now you have chronic diarrhea like an Indian from drinking expired milk
It's a miracle Naruto didn't shoot up his school as a child or become a terrorist like Sasuke.
>become a terrorist like Sasuke.
i'd like a reboot where naruto and sasuke both realize konoha fricked them both over and decide to burn the whole ninja village bullshit down
During the re-read, I wanted to laugh at Sasuke being an Edgelord, but ended up liking him because he was the only one who kind of called all the ninjas out on their bullshit.
Shit for like 80% of Shippuden, he's like the main fricking character.
In TenTen's dream world, Naruto was doing exactly that. He was just destroying the villages because why wouldn't he.
And a dark reboot where Naruto does wind up becoming a villain would honeslty make more sense than what we got, Naruto had no reason to actually forgive Konaha. In fact everyone handled him so poorly it would've made more sense for him to turn on them. His own father saved the village and his mother died for it and they repaid that by treating him like utter dogshit.
Sasuke wouldn't have let him do that though. A large reason why Sasuke left was due to an inferiority complex.
Naruto:
saved his ass from haku
copied his copy of a jutsu without a sharigan
Learned an s rank jutsu around the same time he learned an a rank jutsu
Was about as good at chakra control despite having a demon inside of him
Managed to stop a tailed beast pretty much single handedly by using clones and headbutt-no-jutsu
Literally every single feat Sasuke had, Naruto was outdoing. Shit, even in the end of pt1, had Naruto not been aiming to stop Sasuke and had been aiming to kill him instead, Sasuke would have been blitzed by the Ninetails rassengan
Naruto was pretty much dead weight without his tailed beast until he learned sage mid in mid shippuden
rasenshuriken would 1 shot sucksuke
He couldn't even throw it without sage mode and Naruto was far too slow to ever catch Sasuke off guard with a close combat Rasengan
I'm pretty sure Naruto's way faster than Sasuke. 1 hit from Rasen-shuriken and its over.
>I'm pretty sure Naruto's way faster than Sasuke
Pre sage mode Naruto? lol
lmao even
What makes you think that?
I meant post Sage mode
Dunno if that makes him faster than Sasuke, but Sage mode literally made him Kage tier. It's such a huge boost
I believe he taught Naruto how to break a genjutsu, but that didn't really work against itachi
She's a big girl
Man why the frick do I keep shipping Naruto with Tsunade? I don't even like Naruto as a character compared to the others.
Is it because Tsunade is a mother figure to him? Is it because the Naruto-Tsunade hentai doujin was the very first hentai I read?
To be fair, Naruto had a lot more meaningful interactions with Tsunade throughout early-middle parts of the series
Man I miss Shonen Jump, I wish they still printed it in the US.
It’s kind of surprising that they ended it right when manga sales started exploding in the west.
>used to read pokemon SPE in the monthly magazine with the boys at school
>it gets purchased by some company competing company that doesnt print in the US
>parents wouldnt buy me stand alone volumes because they think comics are gay
>It’s kind of surprising that they ended it right when manga sales started exploding in the west.
that's exactly why, they didn't really need to print the magazine when people were just buying the volumes anyway.
Brrrrrrrrrrrr NaruTsun momcest!!!!
because she's a prime milf and /ss/ is fricking hot
> Is it because the Naruto-Tsunade hentai doujin was the very first hentai I read?
Man why the frick do I keep shipping myself with Tsunade?
tsunade had a little brother that looked exactly like naruto
she's someone's grandmother you sick fricks
that's my wife
Ino definitely tips from her unlike sakura
When was this?
there's a ton of "post-episode" 30sec filler clips that they tack onto the end of shippuden episodes, I think it's just 1 of those but I couldn't tell you what episode number
I don’t think I can handle another rewatch. Is it after the outro?
I believe so, after the next episode previews iirc
Most of them are in the spirit of the "rock lee and pals" spinoff where they're just gag skits, lots of 4th wall breaking and the like
Deidara told it how it is, which is why he was killed off just like Neji
I’ll be damned, I missed every single one of those then.
It wouldn't surprise me if someone made a compilation of them, but that sounds like the type of thing to get copyright struck if posted to yt
IIRC they're mostly forgettable, like do you really wanna see this after every episode https://youtu.be/tW2Hq6kTBQw?feature=shared
I need to see everything for the 100% trophy.
deidara was my favorite character, his scenes with tobi were the best. i was so pissed that his death meant nothing
I appreciated that Deidara's hate bones for the Uchiha was almost on par with Tobirama
rude
why was deidara such a c**t?
The omakes were all about the boobs.
my favorite Nart doujin is the one where Shizune transforms into Sakura, pretty much canon for me
That one is good.
Nisemono was kino
shizune getting shafted in canon was a crime
stay in model >>>>>>>>>>>>>> massive over the top boobs.
Based, I liked the one with Temari better but they were both phenomenal. Shame that the author fukin vanished after making them
shizune is one of the most underrated girls
thighmind
Temari won the thighgame
for me it's the doujin where Kankuro disguises himself as one of his puppets and bangs Temari
Kakashi should have wifed Shizune, but he’s too busy being gay with Guy.
How did we go from that to this?
she's like 50 here
Stress of single motherhood. Shizune didn't age a day.
i think ino is the single most hottest anime character of all time
Given how utterly fricking useless all the female ninja are, they would've honestly been better off as sex witches or something. At least then TenTen could do something. She could spread her legs and distract someone.
if you think the support ninjas were useless you're a fricking idiot.
nta, but the girls aren't that useful.
I think that happened in the filler
For me it's Konan
so close to being a MVP
I'm a Hinata guy
Young sannins design looks 1000x times more interesting than the original cast. Also have better characters. I wish the show was about them instead. It is a common thing, mangaka gets a little bit more practice and makes character that outclass the old ones. Like imagine soul eater being about these guys instead of cringe trio
Okay, I admit it. I want to frick Tsunade
How to seed and feed
Basically the show suffers from something many shows suffer from which is the creator had no idea where he was going with shit and made it up along the way
I was discussing this with my gf yesterday. How Kishimoto made shit up on the go and how it was similar to how Akira Toryiama did the same shit. Like Naruto defeating both Nagato and Obito with the power of friendship talking about his shitty childhood
Should I bother watching any of the filler after the Sasuke Retrieval arc or just skip over to Shitpudding?
actually skip ALL Naruto filler with no exception, seriously
it's night and day
Frick you, the one where they try to see kakashi’s face is pure sovl.
>tfw that was one of the last times we get to see Sasuke as part of the team
In retrospect I wish they had waited longer before having Sasuke leave the Leaf Village, seeing him and Naruto developing their skills together was pretty fun.
That one is kinda canon, it's based on the omake from the first databook.
the problem is the other 300 filler episodes
I consider the bikochu beetle mini-arc canon btw
The very last episode of OG Naruto in the mid point has Sakura begin her training as a medical ninja, but no, after the Retrieval Arc, just skip over to Shipudden.
skip, use filler guide
The filler does alot to flesh out the side characters and has some fun world building outside of the Leaf. The beat ones are Laughing Shino, Star Mission, Curry of Life/Raiga(which is technically Canon along with the Hidden Waterfall Arc), Land of Tea, and Land of Rice Investigation.
Nah. They're trash. I was the sweatiest most moronic fanboy of Naruto back in the day and even I realized back then the filler was complete garbage. There's nothing fun about it. It almost feels intentional
How to pleasure Tsunade when he inevitably lost his virginity to her.
what exactly did orochimaru teach sasuke during the timeskip?
>faces someone that isnt completely chakra drained or dying of terminal aids for the first time
>dies twice
>never send a child to do a mans job
Helped him develop Kirin and massively improve his lightning jutsu in general.
kishimoto really did sasuke dirty in the killer bee fight
rightfully so, killer bee was a fully mastered jinchuriki who had for decades been sparring with (and is canonically stronger) than the raikage
Sasuke cant deal well with bvlls
>Raikage: lost an arm
>Sasuke: barely scathed
What a good tradeoff
it was the only time he didn't jerk him off
Sasuke had it coming.
it would have been really stupid if sasuke was nearly on the same level as killer bee at that time
but him being stronger than orochimaru, outsmarting deidara, killing sandbag itachi, killing danzo multiple times was okay? The guy barely lands a hit on killer bee when he has his whole crew backing him up, he got done dirty
yes, killer bee is way stronger than all those jobbers
*loses to kisame and nagato*
He didn't really outsmart deidara, deidara died because he got desperate and Sasuke killed orochimarus favorite pet in order to escape from him.
Danzo was weak
Itachi literally wanted to die and Sasuke still almost lost
He jerked him off for most of it, it was a well-deserved ass whooping.
>what exactly did orochimaru teach sasuke during the timeskip?
seggs
zamn….
>>dies twice
he also won, stole a tentacle and got killer bee running.
>stole a tentacle
lmfao
>gives nardo basic physical training and a bigger rasengan, nothing else
>when there's a group of elite ninja criminals that are sure to be gunning for him soon
What the frick was he thinking? I don't think there's a single Akatsuki member he could have fought 1v1 at the beginning of Shippuden (maybe Hidan?), and those monsters travel in pairs.
please understand, nardo is a clown that could barely pass ninja academy and almost lost the chunni exams to kiba. hard carried by tard raging and summoning toads.
He was also aware of his lineage and never took the time to teach him sealing moves.
He also helped him make use of Kurama's chakra more efficiently.
>what exactly did orochimaru teach sasuke during the timeskip?
Kenjutsu, giving him training resources, teaching him snake jutsu, and pumping him full of experimental steroids and drugs.
Although that last thing could be a red herring for the chakra ghost. Considering Kurama more or less confirmed his body was being haunted at that time.
>He also helped him make use of Kurama's chakra more efficiently.
Ah yes, by flying off the handle anytime he gets too angry, almost dying and having to be rescued by a third party before shit gets too hairy. Bang up job, Jiraiya.
Naruto was passively making use of Kurama's chakra and him becoming dangerous when he reaches 4 tails was a plot point.
The point being that he wasn't taught how to fricking control it.
He did, the training just stopped at 3 tails because Jiraiya deemed 4 to be too dangerous while they were traveling.
Because he's a shit teacher
Naruto only unlocked that mode by replacing his seal with a stronger one.
And replacing his teacher with a better one
He didn't. Jiraiya just got blown the frick out during their one and only attempt and stopped trying.
I think Jiraiya mostly just wanted to have Naruto get a better hold on fox chakra, but then Jiraiya almost died with just a 3-4 tailed Naruto and then Jiraiya didn't know wtf to do with the situation so he taught him bigger rasengan and how to break low level genjutsu and called it a day
Does Neji get more to do in Shippudden?
I liked seeing him make amends with his uncle and Hinata after the Chunin Exams.
He does his father proud.
he dies to a stick or something and he loses a h2h fight in filler episodes
He does his duty and saves the main branch of the family.
>watching filler episodes past Sasuke leaving
>they’re actually kind of comfy and show off the other shinobi
Does the filler stay this comfy past episode 160? I’m kind of tempted to watch it all just for the hell of it.
Don't they fight a fricking ninja ostrich in one of the filler episodes? Like multiple times?
it's really hit or miss, the part 1 filler isn't so bad because it comes in 1 giant block before shippuden starts and that's fair enough since there's the 2-3year timeskip, part 2 filler is more intrusive and can throw-off the canon pacing if you aren't using a guide
I actually liked a handful of the war arc fillers and some of the p2 chunin exam episodes
Would you say this list is pretty accurate towards the filler quality?
https://www.cbr.com/naruto-every-filler-arc-anime-episodes-skip/
The fallen asteroid filler arc was kino tbqh
the filler arcs are all cringekino at best except for the one where they look for the stink beetle
Though the one where Hinata literally fricking kills that magnet guy is kind of kino too https://youtu.be/H4YiY7axrBY?feature=shared
Its anime, its all cringekino
hard fact of life, hopefully some teenagers see this thread and drop anime out of their lives
i actually liked episodes with shikamaru and temari teamed up, they were the only ones who were normal in a relationship, literally every other that we see on screen has some sort of insanity
plus i am sure temari gave me the lifelong appeal of slightly bossy women in fishnets, naruto has done one thing extremely well, there are a lot of fishnet wearing characters
>i actually liked episodes with shikamaru and temari teamed up
yeah but that "arc" sucked so bad, the tampon kaguya guy that Gaara faced..just awful
For me it's the filler where there's a super rare bug that could track Sasuke's scent but at the end Naruto farts on Sasuke's headband and ruins the scent.
Why's this guy got "oil" written on his forehead?
Is he team Yubaba?
>teaches Naruto about natures
>teaches Sasuke chidori
>teaches Sakura ???
what was Kakashi's problem?
>Khazaki Hatake
>never married
>no children
>ignored the advances of his female teammate
>spends hokage retirement traveling with his "best friend" who also doesn't have a wife or kids
What did kishimoto mean by this?
Obito sacrificed his life (lol) for Rin because he loved her. Kakashi tells her this and she immediately confesses to him and tries to hop on his dick. He learned the true nature of women in this moment, I can't blame him.
>everywhere i look is gay
kys homosexual
did you forget all that genjutsu that he taught her?
>casts a genjutsu on her to make her think that he taught her genjutsu
based kakashi
Genjutsu that she never uses again because genjutsu is worthless if you don't have eye hax.
#2 Genjutsu user in the entire narutoverse, a remarkable feat when Itachi exists
We really should have gotten more episodes with him leading the squad, in retrospect I feel like they jumped into the Chunin Exams way too soon and should have done more buildup episodes with the main squad as well as the others.
>teaches Sakura ???
There was one hentai where Kakashi was blaming himself for something (probably Naruto and Sasuke fighting) and Sakura said he's not alone and she's hurting too.
Cut to Kakashi furiously doggystyle Sakura.
ok need sauce now
found it
This is borderline pedo shit
It's legal in the Leaf chud
>SHE WAS 17 YEARS AND 3600 DAYS OLD YOU DISGUSTING PEDO
>EEK!
kino and it should have happened
Given that, historically, female ninjas were often prostitutes and spies (who used sex to get information) Kakashi definitely would have needed to frick her as part of her training at one point.
I think Kishimoto toyed with girls seducing enemies at one point
It would legit be metal as frick if they remade this series berserk style and had all the ninja men be psycho medieval operators and the women were prostitutes that used literal sex magic.
That could happen if Kishimoto got off his ass and made a series showing the earlier conflicts. Call it Naruto: Chronicles.
Will Himawari abuse shadow clones like her dad now that it's been revealed that she's the next nine tails host?
The clone training was a crazy nonstandard idea Kakashi had that he needed Yamato’s assistance for anyway. Jiraiya can’t be blamed for not coming up with it. However, he really should have taken Naruto to Toad Mountain to learn Sage Mode. He definitely could have done it in a short time.
>shippuden episode 1: sasuke somehow stops the fox chakra like it played out originally.
> theyre standing still and inside nardos mind.
>cut back to reality, we see naruto's orange eye shadow from the sage chakra he amassed during all this
wouldve been HYPE tbh
I always wondered what inspired Kishimoto with the Akatsuki character design because their jackets are aesthetic as frick.
Itachi looks a lot like Feitan from HxH when Kisame/Itachi first show up in Konoha, while he's wearing the cloak over the bottom of his face anyway
Feitan is largely just a HxH version of Hiei from Yu Yu Hakusho and I think Kishimoto had said that Sasuke is heavily based on Hiei..It's probably coincidental, not really sure where the big ass turtleneck cloak look came from
Gon in HxH99 and Naruto have the same jp VA btw
*tortures your nutsac*
Who's the dude with the bleeding mouth next to Kisame? Never seen him in the mangas
Jūzō Biwa, dies long before Shippuden.
He's the previous wielder of Zabuza's sword and member of the Seven Swordsmen of the Mist. He appeared in one flashback panel right before Guy's dad kicked all their asses. In filler, he was Itachi's first partner in Akatsuki.
His English VA is the same as Spike from Cowboy Bebop, I liked this character a bit wish he had more presence in the show.
Steve Blum also does Orochimaru, Zabuza, Oonoki, and some others.
Oh shit, always thought Zabusa sounded like Spike. Ty fren
I just find it so weird that these guys would take team photos.
That picture isn't canon anyway, it's chronologically impossible.
>it's chronologically impossible.
no, it isn't
Yes it is. Deidara wasn't recruited until when Itachi was partnered with Kisame, which was after Juzo died (assuming him being Akatsuki is even canon). Also Tobi didn't wear an Akatsuki cloak until after Sasori died.
>assuming him being Akatsuki is even canon
I don't see why it wouldn't be. If we're following Zabuza's Sword, chronological we first see it with Juzo when the 7 Swordsmen get BTFO by Might Duy with the only survivors being 2 future missing nin(Juzo and Raiga) and a traitor(Kisame's master). Then we have the space between when Zabuza gets the Sword and when Juzo takes it with him when he goes rogue. We need to get the Sword back into Hidden Mist hands so Zabuza can become one of the 7 Swordsmen, so we have Juzo get bodied by Yagura who takes the Sword back and gives it to Zabuza. Yagura killing Juzo who at the time is an Akatsuki member is the perfect excuse for Obito to frick around in the Hidden Mist with the other members of the Akatsuki's none the wiser to his personal crusade to avenge what they did to Rin. Plus we get to see why Kisame joined up.
Cute fanfiction
Makes sense if it's to keep up appearances since they took a group photo when Yahiko created the Akatsuki so it makes sense to keep up the freedom fighter/mercenary company ruse. Bet they'd show the photo to potential clients so they could request certain members for the job.
You'd really have to be a worthless and tasteless moron to watch this cancer.
wtf is wrong with you
Tsunade's big fat frickin ninja knockers!
Numahana made the best trio of TsunadexNaruto stories.
In Ultimate Ninja 4's story mode he has Naruto fight this giant wolf demon in a cave. Its a filler arc added to the start of the game and its tedious as frick since the overworld battles in the story mode are nothing like the core fighter gameplay in UN4. I have no idea why it was added apart from to pad out the runtime of the game. Its tedious as frick and I assume its not canon.
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Frick off with this moronic bot post homie I’ve seen it in like 5 Naruto threads
>Nooo! Don't answer OP's question!! Discuss anime boobs instead!
That didn’t discuss OP’s question at all, it was completely off topic and word for word the same post that has been posted multiple times. Go frick yourself you homosexual, nobody is going to click your YouTube link and give you free views.
>getting this asshurt that someone discusses naruto vidya in a naruto thread
Imagine being this underage
Im.with the other anon why the frick do you keep posting this. Whats your endgame?
he just tricked naruto into doing lewd things while in his oiroke no jutsu
If shadow clone transfers everything it saw/learned after dispelling, then won't Naruto get his ass blown out if he fricks with another clone changed into Naruko?
I'm pretty sure all he did was practise the Reverse harem jutsu
What anime that came out in the past 5 years would Cinemaphile recommend?
I am liking Kaiju no. 8 so far.
Edge runners obviously. Too bad it’s 10 episodes long.
Cyberpunk
dark gathering
Spy x Family. Unironically wholesome without going full boohoo woe is me like Naruto or Fruits Basket. Just saw the new movie in theaters and was pretty good, and it’s more of a standalone. Other than that…
Nada
Shiguang Dailiren
It's chinese, but you can find it dubbed in every language. It's just good.
Absolutely none. Anime and manga ended in late 2010s when normies started to get into it. The next on the slaughter is warhammer btw
>late 2010s
I meant late 2000s early 2010s
ID: Invaded
Kisame...
We're leaving.
Sneed, we're feeding...
Lol I never saw this one before. I love naruto Pepe’s for some reason
>for some reason
>new dygokino just dropped
>part 36
lol why. what's the point. base naruto is good. we need a boruto rewrting.
He really should came back with frog summonings/frog mode. It was moronic.
That JIRAIYA is no LIA
Could he have beaten Itachi?
Potentially.
Technically with the frogs he's immune to genjutsu which is a large part of Itachi's arsenal. He was good at summoning and knew quite a few jutsu, he also was a lot smarter than people ever give him credit for since he nearly figured out how to kill pain by himself.
Didn't it take like 5 bad guys at once to take him down?
Yeah it took multiple clones of pain to finally kill him. Even then you could also kinda make the argument that the entire fight was kinda bullshit and that he should have won but thematically Naruto needed to experience loss to make the fight feel like it was earned.
yes
both were such wasted characters
I don't know who this is or what the frick you're asking. Go to Cinemaphile and have a nice day.
>series is considered almost universally shit
>everyone keeps talking about it and rewatching it years later after it ended
Explain this
Naruto is actually really good for battle shōnen. (battle shōnen is complete and utter shit.)
Maybe it's not as universal as you think.
>considered almost universally shit
That's not true.
Fanbase and overall genre-based shittiness aside, it's ok.
Especially about first 50-60 episodes. Pure nostalgia.
where the frick is WP2?
just how much editing does it really need?
How to be a magnificent womanizer and land that Byakugan pussy.
Funniest thing is that the only time Tsunade warmed for him he bit the dust from Pain.
No she never loved him but they were close friends. That’s why she bet that he wouldn’t return, since she always loses when she gambles. She only fricks younger men and boys
>So, what did he teach Naruto during the time skip?
His goal was to have Naruto learn how to control the Nine Tails more. That backfired and pic related happened. So, he just worked on his basics. Also, this is a guess, but I assume Kishimoto wanted readers to see Naruto learn Wind Style, and learning it during the timeskip won't allow that.
During the timeskip, Naruto learned:
>Giant Rasengan
>better use of clones
how to hide the sausage.
why was orochimaru so snakey? whats his story? did he have snake beast inside? shit i forgot everything its been since my highschool
he looked the most badass and unique alongside Pain and Kisame
Google what his name means in Japanese.
>whats his story?
I think his parents died young. He saw many people die in his earlier years and became obsessed with immortality. I think that's it.
very gay
still he is the best drawn character
Are there any new anime or manga that have worldbuilding and a magic system that gets explained in depth like Naruto? I can’t get into shit unless I can autistically theorycraft how shit works in my head or try and guess how fights will play out and a lot of contemporary anime seems to just handwave how the characters powers work. I liked full metal alchemist for the same reason. I tried watching boruto but it’s so fricking boring and I can’t tell if I’m just old/jaded or if the industry is just dying.
>can’t tell if I’m just old/jaded
Most people abandoned Boruto after its movie, so it's not you. Also, Boruto isn't canon, so don't worry about it
To be a cuckold, luckily Naruto* Is an MC and he got a gf
Meanwhile, the albino has to stroke His peen when allí the Kages visits Tsunade
This is unrelated to OP, but someone in the Philippines named their son Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze
>Dad, what if I don't pass the Chunin Exams?
>Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze Patik Maribojo, you were named after two Hokages of Konoha. One of them was never a chunin, and he was the bravest man I'd ever known.
Maybe I see it with rose tint but early Naruto + parts of Shippuden are very sovl worthy kino
The rougher animation style definitely helps give it more soul. Boruto and late shippuden is too "clean"
What was his problem?
They were actively plotting a coup against their own village. They were c**ts and he did nothing wrong. In fact they were too lenient, Sasuke caused more trouble than he was worth.
Would you a corpse
Animal Path did nothing wrong.
i love the style in which she casted Kuchiyose no Jutsu
All the Pain techniques were cool as hell. You can definitely tell the Rinnegan was designed purely with Pain in mind. Once it got passed around to different people they never used all of the bullshit it actually lets you do. At least not the way Pain/Nagito could.
what are some good naruto fanfictions recommendations? i used to be heavily into this shit back in high school but now looking back on some of the shit I was reading makes me wanna vomit.
I think the idea was that Akatsuki wouldn't really frick with him at the time and he was the only one who can keep Nardo safe.
That's kind of the main reason he comes back to the village in the first place.
But overall, he was a pretty shitty teacher. One of his kids goes full schizo and the other one learned nothing but bigger rasengan after two years. It's kind of nuts how Naruto had to have like three training arcs in Shipuden because of how shitty Jiraya's training was.
Best village
Would you?
Naruto is a chud lel
so what, he's a bawd for akamaru idc what he thinks
As soon as i saw that fricking troony armadillo, i already knew shippuden was on some bullshit.
Kishimoto wanted to make a gender joke I guess lol. Based chud!
Naruto literally changes genders with ninja magic all the time, what the frick is this shit.
That's an illusion. He doesn't grow a womb.
If you want to see REAL sasuke wank you should watch the dygo knight shipudden rewrite where he dogwalks 4 tail cloak naruto (who is also OP), orochimaru, "kills" pervy sage, and is on track to kill
>tsunade
>kurotsuchi
>2 stone village retainers
>and shino
at the same time in a 1v5 next episode.
Hes still pre-MS hebi sasuke btw
why was kiba sniffing narutos ass so hard here?
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Nothing
He groomed the shit out of him