So... what did they eat?

So... what did they eat?

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lembas, but was there a general sales tax levied on it?

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    probably the same as mongolians, mainly dairy and meat based diet. they're surrounded by nothing but endless pastures

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      And yet we see zero herd animals around. There should be thousands of them

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        they're on the other side

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        pretty sure you see some when isengard raids that village.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Greasy snake tongue sent them all to their good friend and Ally Isengard
        Saruman needed 10,000 times more food than normal for some reason

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    shieldmaiden ass

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I will do it, I will take the ring to Rohan!

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fried Hobbit

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    One thing that doesn't translate into Jackson's adaptation is that the kingdoms of men aren't desolate wastelands. Rohan is so big it needs subdivisions and the force that went to aid Gondor was pulled together from all the corners of Rohan. And the actual lands that make up Gondor just don't exist in the movies, even though Minas Tirith didn't have much of a garrison by itself at the time the story takes place. Hell, Mordor has a huge fricking lake to the east with slave plantations where all the orc food comes from.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    They ate horse. wtf did the Elves eat?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      deez nuts

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    what they can plunder from the hill-men
    that's why they hate them so much as to join forces with sauronman

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why did they include that part about some of Saruman's army having legitimate grievances against Rohan? It kind of works against the whole epic "good vs evil" battle and makes it feel like the real world, when I thought it was supposed to be the opposite

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        hackson couldn't help himself

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's funny how he included that but not the part where Theoden makes peace with the wildmen after Saruman was defeated.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pieces of sċīte like you.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What do they eat?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      So...what do they eat?

      So...what do they eat?

      I can't see any herd animals. There should be thousands...

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    horse apples

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    So...what do they eat?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      So, guy, hm, what do they eat??
      Aren't I smart?

      Food shipped to them by the parts of their country that are actually useful.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why doesn't this work for Edoras, primarily chosen for it's defensive capacities?

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    So, guy, hm, what do they eat??
    Aren't I smart?

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    For real though, how did the cast and crew eat when they filmed that? I can't see a McDonald's or anything

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    horses. moron.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Debunked. I only see three horses in that photo. You're telling me they fed everyone with three horses? Come on don't be so moronic

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Though it's not got the same filmmaking quality, the Hobbit was unironically more fun and enjoyable than the original trilogy

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      insultingly low effort bait, still gonna get 5+ replies

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not saying it was good. Just more fun and rewatchable. Had some more original stuff in it to tbh

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think the general consensus here is
      The Hobbit>>>lotr>rop

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice b8 m8
      If you skip lothlorian and some of the Rohan stuff in TT, the trilogy is miles better than the hobbit

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    If the Hobbit movies had nothing to do with the IP and less subplots they'd be dumb but fun movies, like the first few Pirates of the Caribbean movies

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