So what does Cinemaphile thinks about Alien but with Zoomers?
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So what do you thinks about Alien but with Zoomers?
So what does Cinemaphile thinks about Alien but with Zoomers?
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he cute
Too bad he'll die
But then again who does?
Anyone white and male first, it's law now.
wrong franchise
cringey pedophile
he's like 30
It's gonna suck ass. An Alien sequel should have focused on the characters from part 2 which everyone loves, on the company and answered the questions about why arcturian poontang doesn't matter if it's male or female.
>It's gonna suck ass.
No, it's gonna suck hot throbbing alien ovipositor.
I am so happy to see my celeb crush get facehugged lol might go to the theater for this one
>yet another Ripley ripoff
boring fricking buttholes
it should have been jonesys turn
This is the type of vision that Hollywood is really lacking these days.
I liked the trailer but according to the leaks there's lame legacy sequel bullshit in it.
It will be better than Prey and the tv series.
This movie was doomed the second it was revealed that (franchise killer) Isabela Moner was cast in it.
She gets cast in movies that shouldn't be made to begin with, she's an omen that the movie, and the franchise, is dead on arrival. She did it with Transformers The Last Knight, no way in hell she won't do it here with Alien Romulus.
No way in hell that Superman movie is safe with her in it. Same rules apply to that too.
But she's not the Last Girl, Moner is gonna get deepthroated by a facehugger and then chestburst.
buttburst*
sauce?
shes definetly the protagonist
You don't have any idea who the protagonist is. If the first movie were just coming out, you'd say Tom Skerritt was the protagonist
I'd be rooting for Bonus Situation Guy.
Absolutely not. She literally dies in the teaser.
only the bald asian dies in the teaser tho...? are you blind?
They're literally pulling a face hugger out of her mouth
that's still the asian
and it doesn't look like a face hugger
That's literally her face.
okay okay but maybe it's just a dream or hallucination
they're not going to kill the biggest name on the movie, she's clearly the ripley analog
You must be blind, you can clearly see the crab legs of a facehugger.
Zoomers Chucky was a hit already, as was the zoomers Puppet Master (Five Nights at Freddy's). Now this should be R-rated right away but Fede Alvarez at his best does kino so I give it at least 50/50 chances,
It can't be worse than AVPR
Well it won't be worse than Covenant at least...
God, Covenant was TRASH
wtf was Scott thinking
>Disney's Alien
>The scavengers investigate the abandoned space station
>One special Alien drone hunts the gang better than the others like Grid did in AvP
>They find her old holding cell and the scientists called her Princess
Based or Cringe idea?
0:39
>leave the Xenomorph to me
won't watch it but I'll wait for the webms posted here to add to my collection
Why is that boy so cute?
he would be so cute if he only it had a penis, so sad
CUTE
I still don't get why did she cast her in that role. Was she supposed to be non-binary?
anyone got the John Ham one where he stopped the roastie from grooming her?
dont have the webm
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based Jon Hamm
uuhhhh...
What goes on in the minds of these people
literally nothing
>r*ssian
yikes
I've never seen an Alien movie beyond Aliens so I don't care.
watched the whole series for the first time in the past week. im 33 years old
>alien
great concept, great alien design, bad execution. i like slower paced movies and building suspense, but if literally nothing happens for 140 out of 150 minutes there exists such a thing as too slow and too boring.
>aliens
same as above, but slightly worse concept and slightly worse acting. making alien queen and ripley 'talk' mother to mother was moronic, kid cant act, and as much as i like bill paxton he was awful. some woke anti vietnam type vibes that cameron admitted to and has since regretted
>alien 3
bad concept, bad execution, boring as frick, ugly to look at. all around terrible
>resurrection
some interesting ideas and scenes but overall stupid and cheesy
>prometheus
very rare example of horrendous concept, terrible alien design, but decent execution. giving a shit about the space jockey, engineers was stupid enough, but "actually theyre humans they made us! were the center of it all!" is some mass effect 2 level moronation. shot well and some decent acting (some bad acting and bad dialogue). too many things that dont make sense and thus forgettable
>alien covenant
one of the worst movies ive ever seen in my life. the dialogue makes me want to blow my brains out its so quippy and marvel like
7th Alien movie... it's all the same thing over and over again.
There is interest in these movies yet? Who is insterested in it?
go to your language's side of the internet esl