So what happens if you collect all the rings and put them all on each finger and bling it up
do the buffs stack?
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So what happens if you collect all the rings and put them all on each finger and bling it up. do the buffs stack?
You become a black intersectional trans feminist
poltics politics politics. every thread bro
how are black intersex trans feminists political?
Nothing about being black, intersectional, trans or feminist is political.
Everything is political.
stop unnecessarily politicizing things. JUST LET ME ENJOY THINGS
>They were once men
jej
Amazon, hire that man
No. Once your wear one of those rings the ring of power mind controls you. Sauron wanted to enslave all of the kings.
So you have to put the one ring first, got it. Also, how could he mind control the others if sauronman didn't have his own ring?
by the time he lost the ring they were already buck broken
>three to the elves
>seven to the dwarves
>nine to men
>one ring
We need to put rings on our toes too if you want to wear all twenty at once.
>not stacking 3 rings on one finger
weren't they meant to be rings of power? they don't sound very powerful.
I wear the One Ring on my wiener.
Whoosh, your wiener disappears and you're now a troon
It's just a scary ghost now
I put a little black robe and little toy iron gauntlets on it now it's the Big Black Rider.
Why does anybody want the rings they seem to do nothing, they add no bonuses to stats and just corrupt you, even the one ring only has invisibility but at the cost of making you super visible to the most powerful mobs
The 9 kings of men had their lifespans extended 5,000 years by their rings which were imbued with Sauron's angelic power.
Being turned into a ghost is hardly extending your lifespan
>Living 5000+years
>hardly extending lifespan
Kys you mongoloid moron
5000 is a rookie number, Anon
Extending unlife-span more like, learn the difference you mongolian
>still able to mooch about middle earth and throw shit at hobbits
I'd call that living
When they put the rings on they didn't realize they'd be turned into ghosts whose only purpose was to be Saruon's wienerholsters.
you now rule over all the middle earth but also mind controled by sauron that the buff and the debuff stacked
>nine rings to human kings
>make them your sword wielding warriors for some reason even though they absolutely suck at combat and get btfo by everyone
The rings were very disappointing. You'd think there would instead be nine inhuman realms worshipping Sauron, which would be ready to send their armies to do his bidding.
I never understood what the rings actually do, what power do they grant besides the shitty invisibility
Depends on thineself
class specific multiplier buffs and enhancements
Invisibility isn’t the purpose of the ring. It‘s an unintended side effect, when mortal beings, who aren’t connected to the spirit world, put it on.
The ring gives you the ability to preserve things, even abstract concepts in time. It will make you able to dominate other beings and increase your rulership stat massively. A king using the Ring would suddenly be able to recruit massive armies and build many fortresses. Think of it literally as a stat bonus in a Grand Strategy Game. It also enhances your natural abilities. Hobbits get very good at hiding for example.
basically just +9 luck gotcha.
>Hobbits get very good at hiding for example.
Not true at all. They just turn invisible like everyone else
You might be right actually. Hobbits are supernaturally good at hiding already. It‘s their innate ability.
the one ring is an invulnerable object - the ultimate shield
you can literally just grab any sword coming at you with your hand as it cannot penetrate the ring
bit of hand protection to stop any nicks.
You get to make a wish
>WHAT DO YOU WISH FOR, MR FRODO???
>I WISH... I WISH TO BE 100 FOOT TALL!
>*Frodo stamping on all of mordors orcs and pushing the eye tower over*
HAHAHAHAHAHA! NOW THE WORLD IS MINE!