Fan fiction about how one of the greatest military minds in history was basically a fricking cuck and emotional man-child.
Disappointing.
Don't care about historical accuracy
Don't care about troony chud /misc/ shit
I will never watch Ridley Scott blue/grey filter slop
How the frick did this moron make bladerunner
>How the frick did this moron make bladerunner
he had talented people around him that knew better. he's still fighting with Ford and the screenwriter about Deckard's true identity. to this day. they even got into it on the set of 2049.
>take a look at his original letters to Josephine.
So? He also "cucked" josephine with other women, this movie has him making pig sex noises and only getting to impregnate a child
Ridley Scoot may be an even bigger hack than Nolan, but regardless, I have seen him wipe his ass with History too many times already. 0/10; will never watch
Suppose we cherry pick scenes from your life and use them to produce a story that makes you look like a cuck. Or something even worse - say, a pedo. It's just a story - what's the problem?
if I’ve been dead for centuries then there is no problem, I am dead. no man is so great he ceases to be a man, history is just fiction we accept as truth. everyone’s legacy is malleable, and historians/writers/artists are all basically one in the same
if you believe the Bible is truth then you are already a slave to storytelling, and you should be thanking Scott for announcing that objective history doesn’t exist
Cinemaphile is not interested in war movies, too low test. Get them talking about little girl animated movies and movies aimed at women and you will get a maxed out thread though.
troony LIBTARD PROPAGANDA
Don't care about historical accuracy
Don't care about troony chud /misc/ shit
I will never watch Ridley Scott blue/grey filter slop
How the frick did this moron make bladerunner
>How the frick did this moron make bladerunner
he had talented people around him that knew better. he's still fighting with Ford and the screenwriter about Deckard's true identity. to this day. they even got into it on the set of 2049.
troony movie
I've been away fromCinemaphile for a while, what did I miss about this movie? Let me guess, Napolean loved a troony? Black generals, what?
Liking dicks on girls is gay
Troon movie.
Fan fiction about how one of the greatest military minds in history was basically a fricking cuck and emotional man-child.
Disappointing.
watched it yesterday with a friend.
it was alright but really boring at times, really wish the movie wasn't so fricking long.
also this
He basically was, take a look at his original letters to Josephine.
What the film got wrong was not showing his incredible charisma in one-to-one settings, but in the main he was still a manchild
>his incredible charisma in one-to-one settings
according to Napoleon
>take a look at his original letters to Josephine.
So? He also "cucked" josephine with other women, this movie has him making pig sex noises and only getting to impregnate a child
>Conquered everything?
Well Wellington made him his b***h, so thats some fake news right there
>Well Wellington made him his b***h,
Wellington needed Spain
Napoleon is asociated with French white nationalists these days, so Pedowood had to tear him down
>Give them nothing.
>Take from them everything.
A little derivative, don't you think?
I knew nothing about Napoleon before watching this and now I feel like what little I do know is wrong
And you’re right.
Well, first let me see it first. It isn't out yet in my third world.
>he came from nothing
Oh come on. If you got to bone Vanessa Kirby you'd spoom immediately too.
Take my upvote
they made him cringe for no reason
moronic Anglo seethe. Ridley Hack hasn't a made a good movie since Gladiator
Ridley needs a good writer
but then again Gladiator was shot without a script and turned out great, so maybe he needs zero writers
mediocre, it would have worked better as a comedy
didn't see it. probably won't see it.
Ridley Scoot may be an even bigger hack than Nolan, but regardless, I have seen him wipe his ass with History too many times already. 0/10; will never watch
>caring about history
it’s just stories, literally what is the difference?
Suppose we cherry pick scenes from your life and use them to produce a story that makes you look like a cuck. Or something even worse - say, a pedo. It's just a story - what's the problem?
Oh, and just for context: you've been dead for centuries and cannot defend yourself.
if I’ve been dead for centuries then there is no problem, I am dead. no man is so great he ceases to be a man, history is just fiction we accept as truth. everyone’s legacy is malleable, and historians/writers/artists are all basically one in the same
that's not true, but I can see why a non-christian would think this way since they don't believe in truth as a concept
if you believe the Bible is truth then you are already a slave to storytelling, and you should be thanking Scott for announcing that objective history doesn’t exist
If stories are so unimportant, why spend hundreds of millions of dollars to tell one?
Cinemaphile is not interested in war movies, too low test. Get them talking about little girl animated movies and movies aimed at women and you will get a maxed out thread though.
if you watched the trailer and came away from it thinking this was a war movie then you're probably moronic
It's offensively bad
How? Help me out here, I've been away for a while.
Mid. A directors cut might help.
It pisses off the french but they're not white so no one cares
GENERALS EATING OUT BLACK ASSES
Kino
Inaccuracies aside it was a fantastic film
Battles were pure kino
Politics were pure kino
Romance was cringe kino
Y HALO THAR
Does Josephine get her baps out
no but she gets her *braps* out 😉
good but confusing
He didn't "come from nothing" lmfao.
histroylegends said it craps
Can AI out-paint this to be him on a horse with a cannonball about to hit the camera - instantly destroying the soiboy picnic behind it.
>he conquered everything
Really? He conquered Japan? Fricking morons
Not interested in romanticizing conquerors or short people. No thanks.
angloid libcuck anti-kino. frick scott, frick phoenix, frick apple
lots of seething fr*chies in the thread
nobody likes you and your great 'hero' was a loser who was accurately portrayed in the movie
Ridley Scott is the king of anti-kino.
if napolion was so great he would of won instead of lost to the great british empire