So, what was really happening?

So, what was really happening? Was the witch real or was it an elaborate murder scheme that the dudes came up with or some other weird shit?
Personally, I think it was the Indians.

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    the witch was real

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The toilet witch?

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I genuinely have no idea why this is rated so highly.
    Fair play to them for making so much money out of frick all with a smart viral campaign in the early days of the internet, but the film is horseshit.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I AM SO SCARED RIGHT NOW
    boomers were shitting and vomiting themselves when they saw this scene

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Still the best "found footage" film, by a mile.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Even if that were true, it'd still not be saying much.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It it's not true, then what is the best found footage film?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's cloverfield

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        frick off jarjar

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          fine spanish rec

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cloverfield was complete dogshit.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not a film, but pic related is the peak of found footage kino.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      the bay was good

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    it was all me

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I read canonically the witch was real but i prefer to think they murdered her it makes the movie 10000 times better

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >canonically

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry
        Continuitarily

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry
        Conspicuously

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >dude let’s just remove supernatural elements from a super natural story! It’s way scarier that way!
      Extremely midwit take

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The witch is real. Watch the companion mockumentary "The Curse of the Blair Witch", it goes deeper into the lore of the witch.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The thing that makes this movie stand out is the found footage + handheld camera technique. The entire film we're made to feel close to the main cast by getting a very intimate view of each spooky thing they experience, even as they begin to lose their sanity. The final sequence is the key. In all the chaos within the house the camera is dropped and then picked up by someone else who then delivers us to the climax where we see that everyone is fricked, the witch is real and she's about to unleash her unspeakably sinister punishment. There are several details in the camerawork in this moment indicating the witch herself picked up the camera. Specifically the previous character plods up the stairs and drops the camera. When it's picked up, the camera smoothly descends the camera and in general the movement is calm and measured. If you didn't notice this by now, you got filtered hard.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe don't think about it so much.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was the house itself. You go to piss in one corner and that's the end of it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's possible. They do say in the documentary they made for this movie that the guy who killed the kids' house was burned down, and yet it's clearly supposed to be that house at the end.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The witch has the ability to reanimate the house when she has discovered suitable prey. Satan provides her with this ability so that she can increase her own powers and provide him with suitable, ritual sacrifice

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Jokes on you, b***h! I am the murderer!

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    "Duuurrrr they really murdered her omg!"

    There is zero evidence to back up this fan fiction nonsense.

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