so what WAS Scrooge's last adventure anyway?

so what WAS Scrooge's last adventure anyway?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Realizing a split second before death that a sea of coins is not liquid, and has a solid surface made up of many small pieces of metal.

    Alternatively, ass cancer.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Died on the can

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    to take gods throne

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Opening a jar of pickles.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Was beaten to death after singing his theme on a black neighborhood

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Taking on the IRS?

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking Goldie and dying in her arms

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I dunno why Rosa chose for Scrooge to have a tombstone, a more fitting end even considering his own stories would be him traveling to Dawson and trekking into the wilds with Goldie, never to be seen again.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Closure. A body means he hasn't run off into space or pulled a faked death to be with Magica.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He's said before his actual idea for a last story would be Scrooge faking his death to go live his last days in Dawson, so you can just imagine it's exactly what's happened in OP

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Because he wanted to be the one to make the 'canon ending' to try and hold power over anyone else to write in the setting. It's a sad attempt at crying "It's my sandbox! Stop it!".

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Stop bullshitting. The image was made for a fanzine where each artist was asked to draw something based on the sentence "Whatever happened to Scrooge McDuck", and Rosa has repeatedly over and over been the exact opposite of what you're describing- tried making his setting hermetic and closed, not to control it against others, but to let others do whatever they want without having to obey his ideas.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Rosa is a hack and a whiny loser. Anyone who throws a shitfit at the name Ducktales over the age of 4 deserves a brick to fall on their head.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              And yet you're the one coming here to lie on Cinemaphile

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Whenever Rosa can manage to pull himself away from his tear and cum stained Scrooge body pillow and leave his shrine filled bedroom covered in pictures and figurines of Scrooge, he goes to fan conventions where he brings a poster crying about how its not called Ducktales. Mans a decrepit version of Dobson.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Whenever Rosa can manage to pull himself away from his tear and cum stained Scrooge body pillow and leave his shrine filled bedroom covered in pictures and figurines of Scrooge, he goes to fan conventions where he brings a poster crying about how its not called Ducktales. Mans a decrepit version of Dobson.

              There's nothing wrong with wanting to make a proper distinction between yours and your inspiration's life's work, and a show that has very little to do with either when the uninformed believes they're all the same

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                My issue is that he literally runs off people who COULD get into his comics because they just say "Oh, I loved Ducktales as a kid!". You could literally just go "Well, you'll love these even more; these are the full uncut versions of those stories."

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                This. It's fine that the man doesn't love the show, he doesn't have to since he never had a thing to do with either cartoon, but constantly losing his shit when Ducktales is mentioned just makes the man sounds like a colossal autist who has been lucky to not get punched in the face by a fan who isn't looking to take crap.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              never happened, schizo

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Stupid tripgay

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Not a single trip ITT
            >T-t-tripgays!
            It's just you and your mental illness here, innit?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              "tripgay" is a state of mind, newbie

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                your state of mind is crying about things that aren't there. Admit yourself.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Rosa is a hack and a whiny loser. Anyone who throws a shitfit at the name Ducktales over the age of 4 deserves a brick to fall on their head.

          >Anyone who throws a shitfit at the name Ducktales over the age of 4 deserves a brick to fall on their head.
          Does that include yourself for this little tantrum of yours, dumb Mousecuck?

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Rape

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    man, it's a real shame that Don never had any children. You just KNOW they would take up his mantle and make new Disney comics in his stead like William Van Horn's son did

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He died of ligma.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Looting Katanga during the Congloses Civil War and finally killing Foola Zoola and his entire tribe

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >so what WAS Scrooge's last adventure anyway?
    A dilly.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Scrooge arrives at the Yukon
    >basically a ghost town
    >Goldie's saloon abandoned
    >walks alone through the city remembering people and places in their prime
    >he thinks of Scotland, his parents, and his siblings
    >treks to his mining spot reclaimed by nature
    >his cabin's derelict a box of unopened chocolates on a dresser and a tarnished tiara
    >Scrooge places his dime by the items
    >without looking back marches into the woods
    >on and on until he's at the mouth of a cave where he leaves his hat
    >the former miner bravely enters passing gold and treasures the deeper he descends
    >his thoughts recalling adventures with Donald and the nephews amassing valuables
    >a light guides him to a hidden palace of ice the streets paved with gold
    >she's waiting for him in the throne room, aged and withered, singing
    >do something you big dope
    >he takes his glasses off to appreciate her beauty and extends his hand
    >as the two depart the spectacles show them walking away hand in hand in faded glory
    >they ascend moments of their love framed into the walls going back through time and what could have been
    >the duck who has everything walks proudly without a cane, the glittering star of the north brightening the way as they walk on a rainbow
    >Scrooge and Goldie arrive at the pearly gates in their prime
    >they kiss one last time and enter together

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's beautiful

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Damn it is good. So good I'm actually sad.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Flintheart's end would probably be something more mundane but poetic, like a stroke caused by a fit of rage alone in his office.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Didn't Flint die a year earlier in complete loneliness in his money bin?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            That does sound like an angry stroke in the office.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Beautiful.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Too sappy, why does scrooge deserve a happy ending? as well have his nephews find him dead and alone amongst his riches and treasures thinking that was what he ultimately wanted above all, like a wounded animal that went to hide in his den before expiring on his own terms.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Black person, have you even SEEN Rosa's work?
        That wouldn't fit at all!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not how it happens unfortunately

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Eating the exotic home grown chilies.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Fighting Death himself for immortality... and winning. Because NOTHING kills a duck who's too rich and too angry to die.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Scrooge is too stubborn, it's Donald who'd be too angry.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Donald is all bark and no bite most of the time, but a pissed-off Scrooge knows no limits.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I always felt the idea has been Donald's rage burns red while Scrooge's runs cold. Everyone always uses the Soapy moment, but I feel like his time in South Africa with the unnamed Glomgold after taming all the wildlife was a much better example of Scrooge's type of rage.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That Soapy moment was a one-time event, but that scene was really fricking cool tho.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >tars and feathers someone already covered in feathers.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >better example of Scrooge's type of rage
          Still doesn't beat King of Klondike Rage Mode and how it turned Scrooge into an unstoppable force of nature.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Attempted to smuggle 60 kilos of colombian cocaine across through customs himself
    without tipping

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Donald finally offs him.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Already was a comic

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Literally Don's actual first duck comic lel

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    El Duckrado.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    defying the curse

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Gold plating his innards, in a daring opposition to the idea "You can't take it with you"

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    mixed Coke and Pepsi.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    To Little St. Jamesduck Island

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I believe what Rosa had planned would have been an adventure involving the Trojan Horse

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cancer

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