Oh frick off this has been consistent with anything else involving celebrities awkwardly given roles where they just use their normal voice but it doesn't fit with the character they're voicing. But of course shit like and
Zoomer quit whining and getting indignant while using the same "exasperation" format, you're not going to congeal your nonsense into a culture. People don't want to live in a culture you would make. >celebrities awkwardly given roles
How's that worth psychotic hatred? You pretend like everything is fine and normal and has an atmosphere of the way things SHOULD be, but in reality you have deranged animation fans willing to lynch Christians for participating.
I get attacked for every update I make to my webcomic because it features Kesha lyrics, eschatology, and other similarities to Helluva Boss, but I'm a Catholic.
People were rabidly hating him long before he started getting cast in tons of animated movies. The man had the audacity to be openly Christian and vaugely libertarian leaning, and that sealed his fate among obnoxious lefties.
Ellen Page whining over him belonging to a """homophobic""" church (despite both Chris and the pastor of Hillsong confirming that Chris does not and has never belonged to it) also didn't help. Despite the fact that she was lying out her ass, people took it and ran with it and to this day use his nonexistent membership to this church as proof that he's the Great Satan. The fact that more than a few of their celebrity darlings either ACTUALLY belong to or previously belonged to Hillsong yet never get even remotely the same level of vitriol as Chris despite him never attending always seemed very suspect to me.
This. Ellen Page made up some insane fantasy about him being an evil bigoted homophobe because he goes to a church, and everyone suddenly decided they hated him.
She didn't even get the church right, but she never faced any consequences for just outright lying about the guy, and because she was, at the time, Hollywood's queen lesbian, no one ever dared to sully her reputation over it and Pratt has to continue to endure the completely baseless claim that he's part of some gay bashing megachurch that kills a million queers per year.
It's this, and anyone who tells you otherwise is lying. A bunch of twitter schizos saw a white male christian, and because they're deranged, tried to find ANYTHING that would "prove" he's a "chud."
God, I want to frick Nermal! <3 <3 <3 Frick Chris Pratt for ruining Mario completely. No one complained about hearing Mickey fricking Mouse in a movie theatre.
they loved him parks and rec
they loved him in guardians of the galaxy
they loved him in jurassic world
they loved him in lego movie
then he thanked God at an award show and it was fricking over, hate boners everywhere, for all time
People are getting tired of celebrities with no voice acting skills being in animated movies, and unfortunately he happens to be the biggest name who did it right around when everyone began noticing it.
Fake based zoomie
Faithful Christians are rich in heaven, has nothing to do with it
People are getting tired of celebrities with no voice acting skills being in animated movies, and unfortunately he happens to be the biggest name who did it right around when everyone began noticing it.
He doesn't sound like the characters, that's about it
Or if you are deranged this
Is the reason you hate him
If that was the reason they would hate the guy who did Luigi and many many many other voice acting examples
For me, it was the casting for Scoob that bothered me. I did not like Will Forte's take on Shaggy's voice, and the rest of the mystery gang sounded bland.
I'm surprised they even kept Frank Welker for Scooby.
I don't hate him for being in so many movies. He needs that paper. I hate the studios for casting him in movies he's inappropriate for. he always does his best
Pratt was good as Mario. He's alright as Garfield too. People get pissy about celebrity voice actors because it takes away from muh industry talents, and they don't like Pratt because he's a straight white Christian male.
>People get pissy about celebrity voice actors because it takes away from muh industry talents
That's a valid reason. Voice acting is a skill that takes years to learn. Musicians and Broadway performers have the excuse that their voice doesn most of the performances already.
>People are acting as if he's in every animated movie ever when he's only been in five.
He keeps being given characters with previously defined, iconic voices, and he is either incapable of or has no interest in replicating those voices (or is being told not to). He just talks like Chris Pratt. He'd give this exact same voice to Mickey Mouse or Bugs Bunny or Kermit the Frog. I like Chris Pratt as an actor and even a voice actor (he's great as Emmett in The LEGO Movie), but he needs to stop accepting roles of previously established characters.
Justin Long, Matthew Gray Gubler, and Jesse McCartney had their voices autotuned to shit in order to actually sound like Alvin, Simon, and Theodore. Dan Aykroyd and Justin Timberlake did dead on Yogi Bear and Boo-Boo voices. Matthew Lillard did such a good Shaggy voice that he literally became the official voice of Shaggy in all subsequent Scooby-Doo media. And then there are examples of brand new characters where the celebrity voice actor still actually makes an effort to sound like a character and not themselves, such as Steve Carell as Gru. What Chris Pratt does is not "what celebrity voice actors do" - at least not good ones.
Listen industry groomer, taking things literally shows how desperate you are to score any wins and your flagrant disrespect for anything outside of your narrative
We can cut things short if you can just list some examples of Industry people OK with being against gay sex and trans kids. Well respected animation person Matt Williames was canceled for speaking out against trans - quit speaking like you're talking to somebody fresh out of public school, I know what the reality is
I get it. You guys need Pratt because otherwise all you've got is D listers like Scott Baio and Kevin Sorbo.
But maybe, just maybe, he has very little vocal range?
I just hate abortions on a visceral level. Imagine you’re a modern woman (for just a moment). You let some stranger cum inside you for whatever vapid reason because you know you can get an abortion later. You have to deal with the stress of your family figuring out if they don’t already hate you. Then you let some ~~*doctor*~~ cut you open to destroy the life growing. Finally, you get depressed as hell because you don’t understand consciously how much you biologically wanted that baby. Then you listen to these other childless, miserable c**ts that “empower” you to be like them and before you know it you’re 40 with 8 dead babies, and you’ll never have another.
I just said that he doesn't need to support the end of Roe v Wade to be hated.
You’re the biggest argument for why abortions are sometimes a good thing.
Congrats genius I'm going to send out your inability to close your mouth to feel like you're on top of the world to your colleagues many times - let me guess you want to be in Alex Hirsch's circle? My ability to home in on you people who abused me anonymously is going to keep improving
>I'm going to send out your inability to close your mouth to feel like you're on top of the world to your colleagues many times - let me guess you want to be in Alex Hirsch's circle? My ability to home in on you people who abused me anonymously is going to keep improving
Literally what the frick are you talking about? This is the most unhinged reply I’ve ever gotten here, deciphering this is like reading low-functioning autistic hieroglyphs.
The annoying thing is how transparent this defense is. All that has to happen is he has to say one single word in favors of trannies and then suddenly all of you guys will gain your hearing back.
I can hear just fine. He’s lacking in talent, but so are all these other diversity hires. Just let them be pissed off at him, it's literally one of the few ways we can win against them.
The Mario Movie was ok in spite of a lacking plot and main lead.
It’s honestly not Pratt’s fault, none of the casting/voice directors in Hollywood wanna take any risks.
As shown in the “plumbing commercial” segment of the Mario movie, Chris could’ve done a decent Mario accent but they deliberately went against that and told him to speak normally. And I’m sure the lines in this Garfield movie where he’s actually told to sound lazy will sound more like how Garfield should.
Don’t blame actors for Hollywood’s inability to hire proper voice actors over celebrities, it’s the people on top you wanna yell at. It’s the corporate suits who genuinely believe a Mario movie would’ve failed without celebrity voices who deserve shame.
Also just a reminder that Guy unironically believes that he should hired by Valve to make Half Life 3.
You're a pathetic and petty person.
And I've actually made content for my pitch, and I've been abused about it and stolen from for it before, and it's actually incorporated into my original franchises, you just don't want to look at any of that because it would break your petty and pathetic world.
What the frick is going on in this thread? Half of these posts I can't even tell if they're being made by a bot that's not even discussing Chris Pratt as Garfield/a voice actor and just spouting random shit.
Ok I'm finishing a YouTube video to send out to your colleagues / other people. Are you getting your jollies enough from this manchild behavior which is only coming out of you because I haven't been sending messages?
No one gives a shit what you think. Don't like abortions, don't get them. Simple as, no one's forcing you to give abortions.
Imagine actually caring about other people.
>I'm going to send out your inability to close your mouth to feel like you're on top of the world to your colleagues many times - let me guess you want to be in Alex Hirsch's circle? My ability to home in on you people who abused me anonymously is going to keep improving
Literally what the frick are you talking about? This is the most unhinged reply I’ve ever gotten here, deciphering this is like reading low-functioning autistic hieroglyphs.
Dude this is exactly what I would expect you to say if you were the person I said you were. Quit trying to squirm out of it, if I wanted you to stop talking yet I would have sent emails already
He's a Christian
He doesn't sound like the characters, that's about it
Or if you are deranged this
Is the reason you hate him
It really did start at that instant didn't it?
Oh frick off this has been consistent with anything else involving celebrities awkwardly given roles where they just use their normal voice but it doesn't fit with the character they're voicing. But of course shit like and
are what you want the thread to be about.
Zoomer quit whining and getting indignant while using the same "exasperation" format, you're not going to congeal your nonsense into a culture. People don't want to live in a culture you would make.
>celebrities awkwardly given roles
How's that worth psychotic hatred? You pretend like everything is fine and normal and has an atmosphere of the way things SHOULD be, but in reality you have deranged animation fans willing to lynch Christians for participating.
I get attacked for every update I make to my webcomic because it features Kesha lyrics, eschatology, and other similarities to Helluva Boss, but I'm a Catholic.
People were rabidly hating him long before he started getting cast in tons of animated movies. The man had the audacity to be openly Christian and vaugely libertarian leaning, and that sealed his fate among obnoxious lefties.
Ellen Page whining over him belonging to a """homophobic""" church (despite both Chris and the pastor of Hillsong confirming that Chris does not and has never belonged to it) also didn't help. Despite the fact that she was lying out her ass, people took it and ran with it and to this day use his nonexistent membership to this church as proof that he's the Great Satan. The fact that more than a few of their celebrity darlings either ACTUALLY belong to or previously belonged to Hillsong yet never get even remotely the same level of vitriol as Chris despite him never attending always seemed very suspect to me.
This. Ellen Page made up some insane fantasy about him being an evil bigoted homophobe because he goes to a church, and everyone suddenly decided they hated him.
She didn't even get the church right, but she never faced any consequences for just outright lying about the guy, and because she was, at the time, Hollywood's queen lesbian, no one ever dared to sully her reputation over it and Pratt has to continue to endure the completely baseless claim that he's part of some gay bashing megachurch that kills a million queers per year.
At least she now has to deal with the consequences for trying to become a manlet.
It's this, and anyone who tells you otherwise is lying. A bunch of twitter schizos saw a white male christian, and because they're deranged, tried to find ANYTHING that would "prove" he's a "chud."
You could run a theatre with all that projecting
I'm right, and you seethe that I'm right by typing like a snarky woman. You're one of the twitter schizos.
that's a lot of big words for a moron
Don’t care. Neither should you. Also your art sucks ass.
>Running around threads harassing me
How do you feel about me filling industry inboxes to shut you up?
And yes you do, after all we'll be laughing when you're going to Hell
>How do you feel about me filling industry inboxes to shut you up
I feel like you should stop molesting your niece
Chris Pratt should voice Shadow in Sonic The Hedgehog 3.
I tried setting up a speculation thread for shadow’s voice and it vanished. What the heck?
he got to hang out with Aubrey plaza.
God, I want to frick Nermal! <3 <3 <3
Frick Chris Pratt for ruining Mario completely. No one complained about hearing Mickey fricking Mouse in a movie theatre.
>ruins Lego
>ruins Mario
>ruins Garfield
How can he be so based?
Lego
He didn't. Pratt was actually a perfect fit for the unremarkable nobody who nobody spares a thought towards.
redditor
>EATING... LASAGNA
underrated
Seriously, though.
Was he drunk during that Mario interview?
Couldn't even get a second take?
Pratt is a fricking genius, the knew how to make people remember that interview forever
I think he popped a few edibles and thought he could get through the interview just fine.
they loved him parks and rec
they loved him in guardians of the galaxy
they loved him in jurassic world
they loved him in lego movie
then he thanked God at an award show and it was fricking over, hate boners everywhere, for all time
People are getting tired of celebrities with no voice acting skills being in animated movies, and unfortunately he happens to be the biggest name who did it right around when everyone began noticing it.
No way, it's because all Christians are persecuted, no matter how rich they are.
Fake based zoomie
Faithful Christians are rich in heaven, has nothing to do with it
If that was the reason they would hate the guy who did Luigi and many many many other voice acting examples
For me, it was the casting for Scoob that bothered me. I did not like Will Forte's take on Shaggy's voice, and the rest of the mystery gang sounded bland.
I'm surprised they even kept Frank Welker for Scooby.
Why are Fred's eyes so small compared to the other members
Ironically I think his Garfield sounds pretty good.
The thing is, Pratt is a voice actor and has been for decades one of his first VA roles was on The Batman in like 2005-2006
Pratt by name.
Prat by nature.
Christian
Then how come people love him as Meme Lord in Guardians of the Galaxy?
>Chris
Correct, that's his name.
He's a good actor just not a great voice actor.
I don't hate him for being in so many movies. He needs that paper. I hate the studios for casting him in movies he's inappropriate for. he always does his best
Pratt was good as Mario. He's alright as Garfield too. People get pissy about celebrity voice actors because it takes away from muh industry talents, and they don't like Pratt because he's a straight white Christian male.
>People get pissy about celebrity voice actors because it takes away from muh industry talents
That's a valid reason. Voice acting is a skill that takes years to learn. Musicians and Broadway performers have the excuse that their voice doesn most of the performances already.
>People are acting as if he's in every animated movie ever when he's only been in five.
He keeps being given characters with previously defined, iconic voices, and he is either incapable of or has no interest in replicating those voices (or is being told not to). He just talks like Chris Pratt. He'd give this exact same voice to Mickey Mouse or Bugs Bunny or Kermit the Frog. I like Chris Pratt as an actor and even a voice actor (he's great as Emmett in The LEGO Movie), but he needs to stop accepting roles of previously established characters.
That's what celebrity voice actors do.
Justin Long, Matthew Gray Gubler, and Jesse McCartney had their voices autotuned to shit in order to actually sound like Alvin, Simon, and Theodore. Dan Aykroyd and Justin Timberlake did dead on Yogi Bear and Boo-Boo voices. Matthew Lillard did such a good Shaggy voice that he literally became the official voice of Shaggy in all subsequent Scooby-Doo media. And then there are examples of brand new characters where the celebrity voice actor still actually makes an effort to sound like a character and not themselves, such as Steve Carell as Gru. What Chris Pratt does is not "what celebrity voice actors do" - at least not good ones.
Listen industry groomer, taking things literally shows how desperate you are to score any wins and your flagrant disrespect for anything outside of your narrative
We can cut things short if you can just list some examples of Industry people OK with being against gay sex and trans kids. Well respected animation person Matt Williames was canceled for speaking out against trans - quit speaking like you're talking to somebody fresh out of public school, I know what the reality is
Hes fricking terrible
I like his movies and his voice in lego but Mario and Garfield should be voice actors who can do an actual character voice
Nah screw you, his Garfield voice is terrible but if it's good I'll consoom it anyway
I get it. You guys need Pratt because otherwise all you've got is D listers like Scott Baio and Kevin Sorbo.
But maybe, just maybe, he has very little vocal range?
Are you trying to prove the point that Christians aren't allowed? Maybe your good sense is betraying you
Nobody said only 100% orthodox Christians aren't allowed.
I just hate abortions on a visceral level. Imagine you’re a modern woman (for just a moment). You let some stranger cum inside you for whatever vapid reason because you know you can get an abortion later. You have to deal with the stress of your family figuring out if they don’t already hate you. Then you let some ~~*doctor*~~ cut you open to destroy the life growing. Finally, you get depressed as hell because you don’t understand consciously how much you biologically wanted that baby. Then you listen to these other childless, miserable c**ts that “empower” you to be like them and before you know it you’re 40 with 8 dead babies, and you’ll never have another.
Doesn’t that shit horrify you?
I just said that he doesn't need to support the end of Roe v Wade to be hated.
Congrats genius I'm going to send out your inability to close your mouth to feel like you're on top of the world to your colleagues many times - let me guess you want to be in Alex Hirsch's circle? My ability to home in on you people who abused me anonymously is going to keep improving
>I'm going to send out your inability to close your mouth to feel like you're on top of the world to your colleagues many times - let me guess you want to be in Alex Hirsch's circle? My ability to home in on you people who abused me anonymously is going to keep improving
Literally what the frick are you talking about? This is the most unhinged reply I’ve ever gotten here, deciphering this is like reading low-functioning autistic hieroglyphs.
No one gives a shit what you think. Don't like abortions, don't get them. Simple as, no one's forcing you to give abortions.
You’ll regret it
That's like your opinion moron
The annoying thing is how transparent this defense is. All that has to happen is he has to say one single word in favors of trannies and then suddenly all of you guys will gain your hearing back.
I can hear just fine. He’s lacking in talent, but so are all these other diversity hires. Just let them be pissed off at him, it's literally one of the few ways we can win against them.
The Mario Movie was ok in spite of a lacking plot and main lead.
You guys are so weird his wife and him were pissed about Roe v Wade being overturned he's Christian but he's not conservative and he's no red hat
>You guys are so weird
That's nice.
>his wife and him were pissed about Roe v Wade being overturned
That's nice.
>he's Christian but he's not conservative and he's no red hat
That's nice, but I don't care. I don't d-ride or stan celebrities in most capacities.
You seem upset
redditors don't care about details like that, they hate everyone who isn't left wing.
Trips. It’s unnerving how so many people don’t understand how damaging that trial truly was.
Reminds me of Phil Vischer from VeggieTales
He sounds so disinterested all the time, Garfield is an inspired casting choice for him
It’s honestly not Pratt’s fault, none of the casting/voice directors in Hollywood wanna take any risks.
As shown in the “plumbing commercial” segment of the Mario movie, Chris could’ve done a decent Mario accent but they deliberately went against that and told him to speak normally. And I’m sure the lines in this Garfield movie where he’s actually told to sound lazy will sound more like how Garfield should.
Don’t blame actors for Hollywood’s inability to hire proper voice actors over celebrities, it’s the people on top you wanna yell at. It’s the corporate suits who genuinely believe a Mario movie would’ve failed without celebrity voices who deserve shame.
Also just a reminder that Guy unironically believes that he should hired by Valve to make Half Life 3.
You're a pathetic and petty person.
And I've actually made content for my pitch, and I've been abused about it and stolen from for it before, and it's actually incorporated into my original franchises, you just don't want to look at any of that because it would break your petty and pathetic world.
You’re the biggest argument for why abortions are sometimes a good thing.
By people you mean the morons that plague Twitter/X?
What the frick is going on in this thread? Half of these posts I can't even tell if they're being made by a bot that's not even discussing Chris Pratt as Garfield/a voice actor and just spouting random shit.
/pol/tards keep dragging their culture war into places where it doesn't belong, and guy is being deranged as usual.
Ok I'm finishing a YouTube video to send out to your colleagues / other people. Are you getting your jollies enough from this manchild behavior which is only coming out of you because I haven't been sending messages?
Imagine actually caring about other people.
Dude this is exactly what I would expect you to say if you were the person I said you were. Quit trying to squirm out of it, if I wanted you to stop talking yet I would have sent emails already
People hate him?
He's getting these roles because his name is marketable, not because he's talented or a good fit.
Like Tony Hawk?
Lots of people are both.
Literal incels like Moviebob hate him for being a straight white male.