So, which of Peter's girlfriends took his virginity?
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So, which of Peter's girlfriends took his virginity?
So, which of Peter's girlfriends took his virginity?
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Uncle Ben
>Ben
*Skip
oh yeah how could I forget lol
You can't skip the Skip.
Bow chicka bow wow
>gaypedo has collection of straight porn
Skip's a complicated guy.
How about I storytime it so we can get to the bottom (heh) of this?
The idea is that molesters keep stuff around to get their victims aroused so that, when they start molesting, they can pull the "You were already hard/wet before I touched you; that means you wanted it" card.
>I'VE GOT YOU FOR 5 MINUTES OF PLAYTIME!!
Including the foreplay? Talk about being a quick shooter.
Well?
Don't keep us in suspense!
Was he able to lift them?
considering how much he was seething over norman potentially fricking gwen before he did, either MJ or Felicia
the symbiote
From what I've read, scholars point to this moment as the most likely.
That's odd though, with Mary Jane it was specifically stated that she lost her virginity to Peter, but it doesn't say they lost it together.
>with Mary Jane it was specifically stated that she lost her virginity to Peter
Source?
it sounds wrong. mary jane was a party girl, she's not going to be sitting around waiting for The One
She also considered an unplanned pregnancy to be a life ender. I doubt she did more than tease
are you familiar with the concept of condoms
We have no evidence to believe that she would take that chance
MJ was definitely a "Second base eyeing third" sort of party girl. You could probably get her alone, make out, and maybe feel her up, but she never lets you button her pants. She's maybe jerked a guy off before, but she wasn't fricking random dudes at parties.
>tfw this moment was when Ben realised he was the clone
We know for a fact that it wasn't Gwen, so it probably wasn't Betty or Liz either. Therefore, it was either Mary Jane or Black Cat, probably MJ.
>Women! Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em.
It truly was a different time. No comic could get away with unironically saying this these days.
It's basically saying "God, I hate my wife, but without her I'd have nobody to do all of the household chores for me and I'd be sexually frustrated!"
No, you're just interpreting it as negatively as you possibly can.
It means that to a straight man, dating women can lead to a lot of difficulties and heartbreak, but that most straight men feel an obligation to enter romantic relationships with women anyway.
I think it just means that good comes with the bad and vice versa
Betty Brant, probably
If Peter didn't sleep with Gwen, why would he have slept with Betty? They weren't even together that long, and Betty was somewhat concerned about being older than Peter.
Betty is younger than Peter
Nope, she's canonically always been older. Notice how she was Jameson's secretary while Peter was still in high school.
She was like a year older at most. They mentioned early on that she left high school early to look for work.
She is younger as stated by Stan himself
damn, came with the ether
Because her mom used to work for him so Jameson did her a favor.
Betty was more mature, seemed like someone who’d show him the ropes
>Betty was more mature
Nah.
She was but then Stan realized the readers were objecting to Betty seeming older than Peter so he damaged controlled by saying they were the same age
Nowadays you could just have Betty be like two years older than Peter and no one would care, like wasn't MCU Peter a Freshman or Sophomore and MCU Liz a Senior in Homecoming?
>and Betty was somewhat concerned about being older than Peter.
That only happened in Spider-Man: Chapter One, which didn't even stay canon for a year.
>They weren't even together that long
If Peter was 15 when he became Spider-Man, then he had to have been with Betty for about 2 years. They broke after graduation.
Shouldn't peter be a relatable nerd?
No.
He was before he got the spider bite. He's the power fantasy character, like you'd see in those manga where the nerdy nobody gets an OP power and every woman wants to bang him.
So he should still be a virgin?
He was relatable, but nowhere near the type of nerd today. Dude was getting dates and had a GF during high school. He was pretty much a chad in college.
>even the other characters knew Gwen was an utter bore
Unbelievably based.
Ditko Gwen was a pretty different character from Romita's. Very much the rich girl tsundere type. Like that one chick from Food Wars.
man, they were all dicks back then lmao
It's true to life.
Rewrite Peter as a modern nerd and he just be fighting villains and coming home being a neet, actually that be better than most the drama bullshit tbh, I read it.
>Rewrite Peter as a modern nerd
So you can self-insert? Nah, frick that.
Black cat stole that cherry right from under MJs nose
MJ and Peter fricked before Felicia even debuted
Seems like Betty, based on her comment.
He also had a significant confidence boost after they started dating.
>He also had a significant confidence boost after they started dating.
He had that before.
MJ.
No chance Peter fricked Gwen.
Spider-Man:Blue is pretty explicit that it was Gwen.
Previously it was generally thought to be MJ, and there were firm adherents to the idea, including Joey Q and Joe S who collaborated to make the worst stories in Spider-Man history.
So, Gwen.
>Spider-Man:Blue
Isn't canon, doesn't matter. It's established in ASM itself that Peter and Gwen never had sex.
>It's established in ASM itself that Peter and Gwen never had sex
It's implied in the actual stories with her alive. Remember, it was still a kid's comic. So they couldn't be explicit in the mention of sex.
>Cissy Ironwood
>Marcy Kane
Literally who?
I think Cissy existed solely in Marvel Team-Up, and Marcy was part of the 70s supporting cast at ESU before finding out she was an alien princess.
>before finding out she was an alien princess.
Wait what.
>one google search later
What the frick? So Bill Mantlo randomly decided to make this Spider-Man supporting character into an alien princess when he randomly brought her over to a Jack of Hearts series?
I thought it was Gwen, probably in issue 99. She shows up again wanting to go see erotic movies, filthy bawd, which is what really made me think this.
Sorry Anon, but Peter confirmed in Sins Past that he never slept with Gwen.
He just didn't want get stuck paying all that child support. Had to assure MJ the kids weren't his.
Better question: Which is the most frickable?
Peter.
MJ and Glory
Why is MJ such a bawd?
Daddy issues.
Peter was literally trying to do the kid friendly version of getting laid in the old stories. Dude had a GF very early on, and was dating several different girls in the 70s. You think this guy's gonna wait? Frick no. He most definitely fricked Betty during Ditko. Especially with the floating timeline in play which places those stories a decade ago from now, meaning he most definitely did smash.
Ha, get fricked Luke Cage.
Don't worry, Bendis saved him
>Tigra
>Eeww
Jessica confirmed to hate furries.
The only time he every was on panel with a woman in his bed was MJ when he got married so maybe he's an old school guy and waited. Like I read once someone said everybody a virgin without kid or video proof and that only proof we got.
>The only time he every was on panel with a woman in his bed was MJ when he got married so maybe he's an old school guy and waited.
Because it was a kid's comic for the longest. Just because it wasn't on-panel, doesn't mean it didn't happen. Seriously, what kind of autism is this? You don't see Spidey taking a shit. Does that mean he canonically doesn't take shits?
I like how nobody has tried to refute this.
Well, he did teach the Beyonder how to do it, so clearly he does.
The Symbiote
Why is it so hard for fans to accept that Peter was never a loser like them? The guy got b***hes always. It didn't make him a gigachad since he still had flaws and dealt with constant bullshit on a regular basis. Dude was never meek or socially awkward. He asked Sally Avril out in AF#15 and it's shown that it wasn't even the first time he did that. Just accept that Peter's just too cool for you.
OG Pete was also a huge flirt. Here is Peter flirting with his ex who's about to get married to another man.
Could've cucked Ned right then and there. He did it anyway much later in the comic.
Do fans honestly think the guy who does shit like that actually waited until marriage? Especially since the floating timeline places his highschool/college adventures in the late 00s/early 10s. The guy ain't a loser nerd who can't get any, nor is he that religious. This guy ain't gonna wait.
Pre OMD Debra Whitman
Post OMD he's waiting for the right girl, luckily he gets younger every year so it's not so bad