So which of them would you rather have as a boyfriend?

So which of them would you rather have as a boyfriend?

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    bump

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fpbp :")

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        bump

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    none, but I would have both of them as bros to hang out with

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rigby

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Early season Mordecai or late season Rigby

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only correct answer.

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    rigby, and it's not even a contest

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    polycule

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rigby

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rigby
    he's more susceptible to my weird kinks

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll just frick Eileen

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good choice.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rigby

      preferably in Rigbette form

      >I'll just frick Eileen
      obviously she comes with Rigby

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    definitely Rigby
    Mord does have a good voice though

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mordecai sounds like a stoner and Rigby's voice gets gratting

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mordecai. I could fix him easier

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    John would be the best boyfriend out of all of them

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rigby.

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rigby because he stinks more plus I'm patient with guys like him.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      seek god

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rigby, no doubt

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mordecai’s hair is cooler so I choose him

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonyrnous

    Ever notice how Regular Show manages to stay in the public consciousness so effortlessly? Proof that you don't need to revive every fricking hit series a decade later. RS had a decent run and we're always free to share funny clips or spark new memes. I wish this were more common

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    This shit prolly taste good as hell

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Must be some good ass wings to get even Skips sloshed.

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I don't think it's rigby being the better choice I think it's just Mordecai being one of the worst main characters in cartoon history and he sucks I hate him

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes.

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Man I'm neither and Rigby still seems like a more chill person to be with

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mordecai before he started to be a sadsack for simping for that prostitute Margaret

  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      what the actual frick anon, hope you enjoy the vacation

  24. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can I choose Skips or Benson?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sure, why not. Feel free to quench your Sweet Tooth or Mega-Pectoral Fever.

  25. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's with the morons picking Rigby? He's emotionally immature even for his age as he'd constantly get you in trouble, you'd rarely be able to depend on him to an even greater extent than Mordecai, has a habit of pouting and making your life hell if you so much as look at him funny, and easily lets any iota of power go to his head.

    >B-but he's more mature than Mordecai in the later seasons and was even able to hold an actual healthy and long-term relationship with Eileen!
    Do you have Eileen's exact temperament and patience because if not, no, you're not going to "fix him".

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      i just think he's cute

  26. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    None. Benson

  27. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Aaaaand that's enough Cinemaphile today. Goodnight everyone!

  28. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hear that Mordecai doesn't even has a penis

  29. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    i unironically want to love the shit out of mordecai because of his sexy voice

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      You sure you're not just thirsty for JG Quintel? You could just ship yourself with Josh from Close Enough.

  30. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    neither cuz I'm not a homo

    (also neither if I were)

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