>left takes a shit on nearly every existing Spider-man for the worst multiverse rules ever conceived >right is overly dependent on Raimi and Andrew and is a pretty lousy movie otherwise
Pick the bullet to have a nice day with. Not a good time to be a Spider-man fan.
>Not a good time to be a Spider-man fan.
Hasn't been since that scarlet homosexual on the left in your pic appeared. Fricking clone saga started all this shit.
>left shits on everything that Spidey stands for >the Black person is literally making the same shit Kingpin did in the first movie >right celebrates Peter Parker as a person
A no brainer if you’re not a Cinemaphile moron like
im wlling to bet the next one is going to have a lot of spider men who dont agree with miguel which will include tobey and the 90s animated and they will convince miguel he is wrong
into the spiderverse was best, just came back from watching across the spider verse, holy frick they could have cut like 30-50 minutes and lost nothing of value. cool TWEEST but my god, too much meaningless dialog written by bad therapy advocates
also no 3d just made it so much worse
Right only redeeming quality were the cameos... which were actually great, left is alright all around, I say both are equally inferior to the Toby Maguire 3.
Right did the Spidey's justice as well as having genuine heartfelt moments between the Spidey's.
Left had the better action sequences due to what is possible with animation.
I'm probably the only human being on the planet who holds this opinion but Far From Home is my favorite SM movie by far. The Spiderverse movies are fine. I only really watched them because I watch anything with Hailee Steinfeld
Rights is plot was really contrived overall but it doesn’t make every Spider-Man in existence think you are contractually obligated to lose a loved one. It also has Dafoe who is kino by default.
Haven't seen left yet but right will always be the best because MCU Spider-Man actually got to fight his greatest iconic foes, including archenemy (Green Goblin played by Willem frickin Dafoe again), in a way that didn't feel too forced. Imagine if he couldn't face off against any of them just because they'd been done before.
People saying neither must be incredibly dull and boring in real life, probably very miserable and angry too. Truth is, both were fun, but left has more soul and it was far more entertaining. Advantages of animation i suppose.
Left, because it actually had a story to tell and was a fun and coherent FILM the whole way through. No Way Home felt like a 3 hour tik tok compilation. There was no STORY, only a plot device that existed for cameo bait. The older Spideys were acted well but their inclusion was so obviously crippled by studio mandates and secrecy, everything was done on closed sets and green screens.
Dafoe was fantastic but Miguel mogged the shit out of the rest of the sinister six.
The one without the brown people
So neither?
all goyslop looks the same to me
Right, but left was still enjoyable but Gwen needs to get blacked. Simple as.
Miles is gonna get buck broken by transgwen and it will be beautiful. Trans rights are human rights.
>If a white dude and a black man have sex, conservatism wins
Hunter Biden's wiener really messed you up, huh.
The one about the dangers of unmitigated immigration.
>left takes a shit on nearly every existing Spider-man for the worst multiverse rules ever conceived
>right is overly dependent on Raimi and Andrew and is a pretty lousy movie otherwise
Pick the bullet to have a nice day with. Not a good time to be a Spider-man fan.
>Not a good time to be a Spider-man fan.
Hasn't been since that scarlet homosexual on the left in your pic appeared. Fricking clone saga started all this shit.
>left shits on everything that Spidey stands for
>the Black person is literally making the same shit Kingpin did in the first movie
>right celebrates Peter Parker as a person
A no brainer if you’re not a Cinemaphile moron like
im wlling to bet the next one is going to have a lot of spider men who dont agree with miguel which will include tobey and the 90s animated and they will convince miguel he is wrong
into the spiderverse was best, just came back from watching across the spider verse, holy frick they could have cut like 30-50 minutes and lost nothing of value. cool TWEEST but my god, too much meaningless dialog written by bad therapy advocates
also no 3d just made it so much worse
putting a gun in your mouth and embracing the sweet release of death
Neither I only watch the Tobey Maguire ones. Kirsten Dunst still makes my pp big and hard.
Military propaganda
Right only redeeming quality were the cameos... which were actually great, left is alright all around, I say both are equally inferior to the Toby Maguire 3.
Didn’t watch either. Only saw the tobey movies and homecoming which was dogshit, so I dropped MCU spidey, and just skipped the Garfield ones
Spider-Verse obviously for the trans representation
>finally get a tomboy
>it's actually tom (a boy)
She's not a troony!
Keep seething, chud
Right did the Spidey's justice as well as having genuine heartfelt moments between the Spidey's.
Left had the better action sequences due to what is possible with animation.
Pic related.
18+
even after the honey moon phase, its still going to be spider-verse. all the holland movies are very unremarkable at the end of the day honestly.
TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS
>steals the Flash's multiverse gimmick
I'm probably the only human being on the planet who holds this opinion but Far From Home is my favorite SM movie by far. The Spiderverse movies are fine. I only really watched them because I watch anything with Hailee Steinfeld
Sorry, I made that tierlist drunk, here's a fixed one
Rights is plot was really contrived overall but it doesn’t make every Spider-Man in existence think you are contractually obligated to lose a loved one. It also has Dafoe who is kino by default.
Haven't seen left yet but right will always be the best because MCU Spider-Man actually got to fight his greatest iconic foes, including archenemy (Green Goblin played by Willem frickin Dafoe again), in a way that didn't feel too forced. Imagine if he couldn't face off against any of them just because they'd been done before.
Neither, there both shit flicks for adult children and morons
People saying neither must be incredibly dull and boring in real life, probably very miserable and angry too. Truth is, both were fun, but left has more soul and it was far more entertaining. Advantages of animation i suppose.
Left, because it actually had a story to tell and was a fun and coherent FILM the whole way through. No Way Home felt like a 3 hour tik tok compilation. There was no STORY, only a plot device that existed for cameo bait. The older Spideys were acted well but their inclusion was so obviously crippled by studio mandates and secrecy, everything was done on closed sets and green screens.
Dafoe was fantastic but Miguel mogged the shit out of the rest of the sinister six.
Left is the best Spiderman film, right is the worst toy commercial
neither, capeshit died with spiderman 3. absolutely everything else is garbage