So who was really Anakin's father? Because these pretty Skywalker genes sure didn't come from Shmi.
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So who was really Anakin's father? Because these pretty Skywalker genes sure didn't come from Shmi.
shmi is swedish
So? She had dark hair and brown eyes.
>The Chosen One God family is Swedish
What did Lucas mean by this?
and she gets captured by sandpeople, just like swedes irl
>Anakin killing sandBlack folk who raped and tortured him mom is seen as something bad
Just like in real life. Bravo, Lucas!
is shmi some new meme or what
No, Shmi is her "official" name.
im guessing its some bullshit they cooked up for the obi wan show or whatever elsw is going on because ive watched star wars for like 30 years and ive never heard of fricking shmi
Idk, I've never watched any of the Mickey Mouse Star Wars stuff. Got it from wookieepedia.
https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Shmi_Skywalker_Lars/Legends
shmi is me
The three theories most accepted are:
1)
>created by the force to restore balance, virgin birth
2)
>random no body dad and child blessed by chance
3)
>palps and pelgy 'created' life by magic force rape, "not from a jedi" scene ect
You telling me Darth Plagus was Anakin's daddy?
It's a possibility.
No, it's literally the Force. Anakin was created by the Force because Palps and Plagueis were fricking around with Dark Side midichlorian shit.
Correct.
The debate is wether;
>he was created directly by the force
In order to stop the ds frickery ect
or
>Plagus or Palps manipulated the force to create him
For there own ends ect.
The first one otherwise Anakin would have been completely dark
Or prehaps Palpatine and Plagius were just arrogant shits and it backfired horribly.
You can argue Anakin was way too dark to be purely created by the natural force.
IIRC there's something in the Plaguis novel about the Force pushing back against them when they tried to create life. So they tried to incarnate the dark side only, but this very act caused a balancing reaction that made him strong in the light side as well. Appearing as a ghost in the end is also very telling, because Sith cannot survive death except by physical means (e.g. clone bodies, haunting an object, etc), and neither can most Jedi.
To remain alive without a body requires a more balanced approach - the "living Force" that Qui Gon Jinn is always talking about. You have to let the Force flow through you and do its will, putting all other considerations aside. Qui Gon was always in trouble with the Jedi council for doing precisely this, but ultimately he was the first of them to survive death.
Anakin is similar to Qui Gon in this way. He recklessly follows whatever the Force is guiding him to do with no thought for personal safety or the opinions of others. The only difference is that he is drawn to both sides of the Force, so he also ends up doing the will of the dark side.
This makes him the perfect restorer of balance. When the light side creates a Jedi bureaucracy he storms the temple on behalf of the dark side, but when the dark side creates a tyrant he kills the Sith on behalf of the light side. The Force is always trying to balance itself, and Anakin is always there to knock down whichever side has risen too high.
But balance in the SW universe means the Light Side not corrupted by the Dark Side.
That's Jedi propaganda. They stopped listening to the will of the Force and tried to use it as a tool to enforce their own moral values, while the Sith tried to use it for personal power. Both are causes of imbalance, so the Force had to get rid of them.
It's literally what George said though. Balance = no filthy Sith
It also means no more filthy Jedi. Luke realizes that toward the end and voluntarily stops existing.
The dark side requires pain and anger. If he raised Anakin himself he would have to inflict pain on him to turn him, but then Anakin wouldn't want to follow him. He needed others (Watto, the Jedi, randos on Tatooine) to make Anakin suffer, so he could then come in and "save" him from them.
or perhaps some dumb hoe shacked up with some nameless hooligan at some back alley somewhere and she just didnt have the heart to tell this to a fricking grandmaster space fricking wizard with a goddamn sun tzu beard. even in a universe with mind control powers and laser swords, a b***h lying is always the most likely possibility
see
I never ruled it out bro.
>The Force is Nordic
checks out
why would Palpatine choose Shmi of all people to carry his space jesus? why aren't we shown him checking in on Anakin before the prequels? why does he send Darth Maul to nearly kill Anakin?
Palps probably just wanted a simple woman as a vessel that was a total nobody. Plus, slave life would've hardened Anakin.
And we don't know he didn't check up on him, at least in some way.
Why didn't he take Anakin to raise himself? It would have been so much easier to turn him to the Dark Side.
Can't see Sheev letting alien homosexuals put a bomb in the brain of his prize project
There’s a Disney approved comic that confirms 3
>these pretty Skywalker genes sure didn't come from Shmi.
Pretty sure they came from this guy, or one of the other metrologists who ran a train on Smhi.
Everyone in Star Wars is secretly a Palpatine
I think Palpatine fudged around with midichloreans to create Anakin as Shmis child
basically what this guy posted
canon
I fricking hate Disney so much
Not canon. This is the face of a man who fricks.
Yes. Little boys.
Qui-Gon slept with Shmi so Anakin thought he loved his mother (he didn't, it was just emotionless sex for him) and would become his father. That's why he left his mother so easily, he thought Qui-Gon would come back and free her.
he's holding her in place while he wets himself. no jedi should have to pee alone
Virgin force kid was so stupid and Lucas trying to be sophisticated when it made Anakin less relatable and was more chosen one bs on top of more stale chosen one bs.
I've read Darth Plagueis, but I don't remember. It was a long time ago.
>So who was really Anakin's father?
Cad Bane
Obi-Wan. He got drunk when he was 16 and knocked up some hooker. She sold off Anakin to slavers for some death sticks and Anakin eventually ended up in the care of another lonely slave who pitied him - Shmi.
This comic doesn't explain who the father is, but it does give insight into how Anakin reflects on his existence.
>Palpatine manipulated the midichlorians to get Anakin as a result
>Anakin was doomed to be on the darkside and Palpatine's appearance here is just a symbol of that influence
Now someone post the tweet where the writer is like nah homie
bump
have a nice day
The Force. It was a genuine virgin birth by Shmi, Anakin had no biological father, The Force caused Shmi to conceive, in reaction to Palpatine and Plagueis' dark sith sorcerous attempts to create life. Plagueis and Palpatine are "responsible" for Anakin's birth insofar as their meddling in affairs they ought not to caused "God" (the Force) to take action in response to counter their evil arts, but they did not directly influence the creation of Anakin as such.
>It was a genuine virgin birth by Shmi,
Did she ever say she was a virgin or just that Anakin had no father? Maybe she got dicked down plenty of times before in her life but just didn't during the period when he was conceived by whatever supernatural force.
By virgin birth I meant that there was no man involved, not that Shmi never had sex before in her life. That has not been either confirmed or denied by Lucas.
Knowing Lucas Shmi was probably a sex slave
>Wanted to see what Pernilla August looked like when she was young, to see if there was any resemblence.
>Find out she played The Virgin Mary in the movie "Mary, Mother of Jesus".
>That movie came out the same year that Episode I came out.
Anyways, I think its pretty clear why Lucas chose her. She doesn't bad, just heavily weathered from a life of slavery in a desert planet with two suns.
Would
>Mary holds Jesus as he dies
>Anakin holds his mother as she dies
Some Satanic inversion going on there
Everything went terribly wrong right there, you are entirely right.
His mother is crucified too. The allegory is there
Also Qui-Gon=Joseph dies. And Anakin takes on a woman which stops him from defeating the Dark Side. Basically the Force in the Star Wars universe is Satan himself trying to stop Jesus at every point from completing his mission.
>Takes away his family
>Makes him lust after a woman
To continue the allegory, episode 1 would be like if a young Jesus Christ was rewarded for putting down a rebellion (massacring thousands) by the Romans, and getting inducted into their service forever.
He gets rewarded for entirely the wrong things. Nothing goes right for anakin
Paging Dr. Kreia, paging Dr. Kreia
Uh context?
>The Force is Satan
Kreia is a character from KotOR whose whole schtick is she thinks the Force is evil and she’s trying to destroy it
She is right
No, George saw dem breasts and decided to hire her
It's fiction, not a documentary. Suspend your disbelief.
Suspend my dick from your ass
The prequels were actually filmed in a documentary style
Watto, obviously.
Elan Sleazebaggano
It's very obviously meant to be an allegory of Jesus Christ aka virgin birth. Why do soi wars gays find this so difficult to understand? Oh right, it's because they have the reading comprehension of 6 year olds and they think that the Darth Bane trilogy is the pinnacle of literary achievement.
They probably came from Maimen
Skywalker? I hardly know her!
Maybe not model beauty but certainly not ugly
She looks like a nice homely Tatooinian slave
bro is this old man a frankenstein monster?! look at the size of his face. Is this photoshopped?
>Anakin
>looks like a tortured teen with a darkness to him
>Luke
>looks like a naive innocent farm boy
Say what you want about Lucas but he nailed the casting visually
Babu Frik
Plagueis. Yes, really.
>A rich ~~*banker*~~ is the father of the guy who wanted to be the most powerful person in the galaxy
kek
>who could possibly be the father of this slave child??? Oh, it's such a mystery!
oh, I wonder... who could be the father of Sally Hemings's children? Could it possibly be her owner, Thomas Jefferson?
Anakin's father, obviously, was Shimi's owner, Watto.
>The_Return_Of_The_Prodigal_Son.jpg
if Ani had inherited his dads wings he would always have the high ground
>talking bat thinks humans are sexy
That's almost as bad as the giant slug.
Plagueis formed a Force wiener, and raped Shimmii with the force.