So why are they all old?

So why are they all old?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because the Borderlands audience is in their 30s and these women were cool when that audience was young.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ain't no one ever thought Cate whatever was cool. JLC only had Freaky Friday when the 30-year-olds were younger. I don't even know who the bottom is.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I only remember the b***h from True Lies and that's the only movie I watched with her. I am 37.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's a video game adaptation so the only known actors desperate enough to show up were old and finished hags

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They should call it BL: 40 years later se-midquel

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Holy frick.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    oh no

    oh no

    oh no

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    LMAO they're all fricking ancient. There really needs to be more straight white male casting directors.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Entirely possible the casting director is just a hag gay with how consistent the pics are with being old

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Here's your strong black old mammy casting director. https://m.imdb.com/name/nm0859625/?ref_=m_nmmi_mi_nm

        Resume includes such classics as Madame Web, The Last of Us and The Watchmen TV series.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Casting director for all recent Tarantino movies
          >Last of Us
          >True Detective
          >All those 90s titles
          Why are you shitting on this woman? I don't doubt this movie is going to be total shit but holy frick it won't be because of her.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >True Detective season 4

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            director for all recent Tarantino movies
            >>Last of Us
            >>True Detective
            >>All those 90s titles
            >Why are you shitting on this woman? I don't doubt this movie is going to be total shit but holy frick it won't be because of her.

            all of thsoe movies had horrible female casts. uma thurman is ugly and cant act. last of us has the downie kid. true detective tried to pretend jamie lee curtis was attractive(protip, she isnt attractive at 800 years old and she wasnt attractive at 30, 20, or 18 either).

            all of these female borderlands characters should be casts as 20-35 year old to match the story. every female shouldnt be a geriatric. its ridiculous.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              She also cast bram stokers Dracula which was RUINED by the miscasting of Keanu Reeves and Winona Ryder.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The director gets final say in casting. Coppolla said yes.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He must have been drunk what the frick was he thinking.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    walled women are valid

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does Cate Blanchett really need to do this?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      THATS CATE BLANCHETT?????????????????????????????????????
      how the frick does she go from being smoking hot in Thor to this

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd rather see Gina Gershon play a hot chick than just about 99% of the other available chosen to play hot chicks nowadays. They covered up her turkey neck, it can work.

    I also think she can probably do Moxxi better than anybody.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HAHAHAHAHHHA
    This is unbelievable. Who the frick was in charge of the casting?

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this looks terrible, does it also have The Rock and Kevin Hart?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >this looks terrible, does it also have The Rock and Kevin Hart?
      yes, but without The Rock. and Kevin Hart's character is suppose to date grandma Cate Blanchett's Character

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    to be fair,
    1/3 of those are historical archetypes which have typically been associated with elderly women.
    The other two are just fricking OFF though.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >literal teenage woman with snow white skin
    >50 year old woman circa walmart 2019

    >cut tomboyish early twenty something year old
    >80 year old asian grandma

    >busty at wall bartender
    >SGT Frank in drag

    What the frick was the casting choice for this shit

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    do these Black folk not realize noone has thought about borderlands in about 10 years

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hollywood's out of touch with the common people.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's like that Halo TV show. Strike when the iron is hot not ten years after the hype.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Goddamn, I literally forgot this actually happened.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I feel this feeling for the second time
    There's a movie in Argentina about The Eternaut, a beloved comic book, and the character is a common man in his 30s-40s.
    Who did they cast as him? An old guy that's a powerhouse known name.
    It feels like cashing favours
    That being said, Borderlands story is trash

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They thought it was based on a boomer shooter and got actual boomers to act in it.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    because frick you

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >not making a movie when the game got to Borderlands 2 and was massively successful
    >instead wait 100 years then make a miscast movie
    Why?

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this meant to be the female Expendables? Is the next entry gonna have Sigourney Weaver?

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nahhh this isn't real those are just older women cosplaying in unrelated events

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Here I'll recast:
    Fire Lady: Zandaya
    Autismo Spock: Margaret Qualley
    Bartitender: Kat Dennings

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I suppose it's being treated as a parody

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    she is hot, the end

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Moxxi canonically is old, she has two grown children in the games, so even assuming she had them young she'd be at least 45-50 or so by BL3

    Lilith is definitely supposed to be in her 20's though, no idea how old Tannis is but she's definitely not Jamie Lee Curtis old

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Moxxi canonically is old, she has two grown children in the games, so even assuming she had them young she'd be at least 45-50 or so by BL3
      they purposely ugged her up for 3.

      if she had scooter at 14-16(common breedable age in the wasteland) she was at most 33-35 in the first game.

      still doesnt explain why Lilith and Dr Tannis are casted to even older woman than the Moxxi character(who should be the oldest of the three women but was casted to the youngest of the three) it doesnt make sense even with the most convoluted logic.

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Moxy is canonically old as frick.

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