So why do you suppose Andy didn't want this little guy after seeing the movie?
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So why do you suppose Andy didn't want this little guy after seeing the movie?
So why do you suppose Andy didn't want this little guy after seeing the movie?
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He will after he watches Zootopia.
He died.
Andy prefers dogs.
>plush and not made out of plastic
only gays buy plushies that'll never appreciate in value lmao
I never understood buying toys to resell. Why not just by some safe investments
If you want something physically collectable that actually has a practical use *and* reliably appreciates in value you can buy vinyl records
Toy people are weirdos
it was apparently completely sold out
Why was Buzz the ONLY star Command member that anyone wanted a toy of?
>Toy Story 5 is the forgotten members of Lightyear teaming up with Stinky Pete to destroy all Buzz merchandise
The same Stinky Pete from the second film? He wouldn't do that, he was reformed and got over other Toys popularity after he finally had an owner that played with him.
when did that happen?
Reformed? No way. Did you see that Barbie? The best Stinky Pete could hope for is getting mind broken enough to enjoy it.
Only Buzz and Zurg existed in Toy Story 1 and 2.
Maybe Pixar should have made Buzz and Zurg the only major characters in Lightyear then.
Maybe they should've made a good film. Because in real life it's a box office bomb.
Hah! It means nothing! Disney will write a movie where the movie was a HIT and sell a ton of MERCH to that movie audience!
Then you'll be SORRY
They might, they’ve done this sort of thing before.
>Mary Poppins was a very personal book to its author, PL Travers. She despised the changes Disney made to her story, and apparently spent the premiere sobbing
>Disney makes a movie called Saving Mr. Banks, where she is initially reluctant but is then enchanted and delighted with the Disney movie
>Christopher Robin, who the Winnie the Pooh books are based on, hated them as an adult and his father for writing them. Never reconciled with his parents, was written out of his mothers will
>Disney makes Christopher Robin, where he is an adult who “loses his sense of imagination” but reconciles with his forest friends
>The actor who played Peter Pan gets fricked over totally by Disney and commits suicide alone and ruined
>Disney makes Rescue Rangers, where Peter Pan is a bitter villain with a persecution complex
Do you know what? They could easily make a movie about a bunch of alt right incel internet troll child’s who get charmed and enchanted by Disney’s Lightyear, and go on to make it the most successful movie of all time
You do that, buddy.
A lot of your friends have died and the world is lighter because of it.
>You do that, buddy.
I do what? Did you mean to respond to someone else?
>Maybe Pixar should have made Buzz and Zurg the only major characters in Lightyear then.
Not enough LGBTQIA2+ POCs.
Unlikeable people!
Every color-
Every shape-
Every sexual persuasion!
Unlikeable c**ts sitting in your eye!
>LGBTQIA2+ POCs.
Alphabet homosexuals
Do you like the other ones?
No
I haven't watched the movie and I never plan to do so, but I know they have an unbearable "holier than thou" vibe that makes you want to pilot them into a mountain at speed.
Al's Toy Barn is a discount toy store. That alse wasn't an indicator of high demand for Buzz Lightyear dolls, but rather an indication of poor sales.
The opening text of Lightyear is flatly a lie; Lightyear is the shitty 2022 nostalgia-hunting reboot of Andy's favorite movie franchise.
I mean, what Buzz is supposed to be barely would have been a film in the 90s in the first place, but it'd goddamn impossible to have in a post 2000s film world.
>Buzz is literally a boomer's obsession with Buck Rodgers and Flash Gordon, sprinkled with only a hint of Star Wars
>you could totally have the "man out of his element" hero with wacky and colorful alien races that range from the bizarre to "it's just people in funny costumes".
But such tone and idea for film died, ironically enough, with Flash Gordon itself. Any Buzz Lightyear themed movie meant to be "in universe" as one will never exist.
This seems like an awfully defeatist attitude. They could have made it good if they'd wanted to.
Because Buzz is the main attractive of the film with suit and mission.
And thinks this is why the movie dosen't seem like the one he saw, a 90's movie about space ranger should have being a epic space adventure full of color and aliens, Light year isn't like that
Because it's not a movie from the 80's or 90's. I've never seen someone sigh as much as Buzz did in the movie. It felt like a teenage girl wrote his lines.
>It felt like a teenage girl wrote his lines.
A teenage girl would have been between -4 and -14 years old in the 90's! Are you suggesting a fetus wrote this movie!
Well you see he saw a movie where a space ranger who didn't protect his quadrant from the evil emperor zurg who's also not an emperor and also the space ranger who only exists because that first space ranger didn't listen when he was told repeatedly not to go on space adventures and was shown over and over that space adventures were bad and in the end didn't want to go on space adventures because going on space adventures was bad when you could babysit a bunch of annoying twats, and then he immediately thought "Let's go on a space adventure!"
Clearly, Andy saw a different movie than the rest of us did and for that I am envious.
The cat was found out guilty of sexual harassment and grooming after the film release. All his toys were pulled from the shelves and he was dropped for the sequels.
I knew they were gonna make toys of this frickin' cat.
Wow really? What an insightful genius you are.
Any other stunning predictions?
You, personally, are going to kill this company.
You will go frick yourself.
Yeah, when I saw the Mandalorian movie, I thought that baby Yoda guy was going to be popular and be on a ton of merch. I'm pretty good at this stuff, aren't I!
>Any other stunning predictions?
Yes, you will have a nice day in an hour and no one will remember you.
Yes. You will have a nice day by the end of this week.
Expensive and hard to find according to the director.
Most boys at Andy's age hate cutesy things
Andy played with a little Bo-Peep doll
>doll
Porcelain Figurine
>a 90's movie about space ranger
a 90's movie
Well, that explains why there isn't racks and racks of black female lesbian commander dolls, because when THEY come out in the next few weeks, they will fly off the shelves equally into the hands of progressive little female brats AND little homosexual boys.
No-one wants the intelligent non gender, non confrontational cat.
>crap, this'll probably come true
I
NEED
MORE
BROWN
LESBIANS
>35 is young
Lmao COPE harder, women.
shame they looked at the early concept art and was like "NAH, imma make it look one to one with any black girl who happens to look exactly like her, so they can feel "represented" just like that one little kid after he watched Encanto"
like, seriously. Pixar's dead already.
Isn't it because Disney only likes one kind of headshape because they find babyface is more marketable?
>keeping the same shitty haircut for 40 years
do sheboons really?
>A fricking cat
>In a space vessel full of delicate high-tech instruments and other pieces of heavy machinery, loose wiring, shiny buttons, and endless amounts of tiny crevices the cat can saunter into and get crushed in
I was glad to find out it's a robot but still, what a logistical nightmare a real housecat would poise to a mission like that.
>So why do you suppose Andy didn't want this little guy
Because he's not braindead like 99% of the internet.
>OMG CUTE KITTY UWU MUST CONSOOM MERCHANDISE
I spit on Disney and catfrickers equally.
They only had Stinky Pete left on the shelves
>she takes off the suit and is drenched in sweat
>stinky izzy
it was the yews who hypnotized me to be this way
They should have made the cat actually look like a robot. Without the context of seeing Lightyear it just looks like a generic yellow cat.
It doesn't feel like a human life.
There's no karmic retribution. No spiritual disfigurement. Like clearing termites from a house.
There's no weight. No meaning. Nothing belonging to God was lost.
Truly the deepest lore
>any little boy openly wanting that over something like Buzz
What a gay
It's funny because the toy is sold out everywhere. At least in my neck of the woods.
Andy already read King City and knew the Lightyear cat is a complete ripoff