Superman doesn't exist in this grounded universe. Fricks sake they made bane, an 800 pound muscle head addicted to strong juice into a slightly strong manlet with a speech impediment due to his mask
>I came back to delete my browser history
Entire theater erupts in laughter as Tony Stark gives a knowing smirk to Batman and powers up his iron person suit.
I don't agree with Kevin Smith that instead of saying "No, I came back to stop you" he should've said nothing. Surely there's a better line. >I came back to save it >No, I came back to die FOR my city >You can kill me, but Gotham will never die
Or frickin whatever, I dunno
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No. I’ve come to sneed you
Unironically where was Superman during all of this?
Died on the way back to his home planet
Where was JOKER?
Superman doesn't exist in this grounded universe. Fricks sake they made bane, an 800 pound muscle head addicted to strong juice into a slightly strong manlet with a speech impediment due to his mask
>No, I came back to live with your city
>hehe no...i came back to DESTROY THE CITY!
>w-wait what?
>*suprise attack*
this isn't reddit you piece of shit
Tryhard newbie kys
>kys
Why do you want to give me a kiss gay?
Wanna fight?
okay go to website
Reply with dubs
Very nice.
kino
Impressive, very nice
AM READY TO DIE FOR MY CITY
I came to get hotheads outta here.
>I came back to delete my browser history
Entire theater erupts in laughter as Tony Stark gives a knowing smirk to Batman and powers up his iron person suit.
Iron Person is DC and Batman is Marvel, dummy. Iron Person would give a knowing smirk to Nite Owl.
Shout out "WHAT?!" at the top of my lungs and when he tries to repeat himself interrupt him by coughing loudly.
I don't agree with Kevin Smith that instead of saying "No, I came back to stop you" he should've said nothing. Surely there's a better line.
>I came back to save it
>No, I came back to die FOR my city
>You can kill me, but Gotham will never die
Or frickin whatever, I dunno
>Kevin Smith thinks Batman should have said nothing
That's unfathomably moronic.
>it ends now! for bigger guys.
"For you."
It sounds gay as frick, but you didn't ask to not sound like a flaming homosexual.
>I came back to kiss you; let's get that mask off
>"Why would I come back to die? Are you moronic? Are you an actual moron, mate? Do you need help finding your carer?"
I filter "reply without" and watch an entire subspecies of bot-generated shitpost vanish forever.
Then, in the shower, I apply a water-activated Sage gel to the thread.
gotta hold my city down cuh
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Its a big city
>I know you are but what am I?
this city can burn I am just here to suck Anne Hathaway's lovely nipples
Based as frick. Id crawl through broken glass for anne
>Hit play on my Bat-Belt Boom Box
>Yakety Sax starts playing
>Start running circles around Bane
"Yes"
No, I came back for you
>'No. He did.'
>Batman points to CIA, who is walking up in his classic power stance
>'I'm gonna crash your plan with no survivors, big boy!'
Kino
CIA STURAIKU
No... I came.. in your mom. And now I'm gonna suck your wiener.
I came back to ejaculate in your stupid vape mask you bastard
>How do you reply without sounding mad?
When did Cinemaphile memes become this shitty? I mean they were always shitty, but not zoomer tier shitty.