>so, you came back to die with your city
>no. I came back to stop you
What would have been a better line for Batman to say instead of this bullshit?
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>so, you came back to die with your city. >no.
>where is she?
>Im Batman
>you’re a big guy
He didn’t have to say anything. He should have just punched Bane
Wow, yeah
and that's what no one did
>Im Batman
>Frick you Bane
>Im the bigger guy
>You first grill face
>so you-
SHUT THE FRICK UP homosexual!
>...what? you ca-
SHUT UP! SHUT UP! AHHGHGHHHHHFHHHHH
then punch him out
tim robinson tier
Its always hard to know what to say in these kind of situations isnt it.
Batman shouldn't have said anything, he should have just listened which is what nobody did.
Holy kino
Sounds like shit
I wonder why they didn't go with something along the lines of the city being reborn stronger just like Batman did when Bane put him in the hole.
>I am Gotham's protector
Done
ere the dark knight rises!!
I wouldn't have said anything, I would have listened. That's what no one else did.
NAH FRICK YOU LEATHERHEAD
It's Leatherman, not Leatherhead.
>so, you came back to die with your city
>lmao u mad cuz I didn't die in that prison
>No, I came back to frick you in the ass.
And that's what no one did.
If that’s what it takes to stop you
there's nothing wrong with an earnest response instead of a dumb quip.
Doesn’t have to be a dumb quip. Just anything other than “I’m going to stop you”
>You mess with Gotham you mess with me! If you mess wid one of us, you mess wid all of us!
Life action Batman just doesn't work in broad daylight.
>no, I came to frick Talia one more time, punani is too good
>actually it's not my city, i come from Williamsburg
>you couldn't even kill me, what makes you think you'll kill the city
>Symbols can't die
It'd be a good callback to Batman Begins
i honestly cant believe they chose the line they did, boggles my mind
>so, you came back to die with your city
>our city, they expect all of us in the sewage brother
>bane winks, batman smiles
>*predator bicep handshake*
>both start indiscriminately beating the shit out of everyone around them
"Shut up, moron."
>No, I came back not intending to die.
No the jerk store called and they're running out of you.
"Do it, fricking kill me then. KILL ME"
The Axiom logo is the LiveLeak logo for Americans.
>I came back to break you
is the only line I've seen proposed that makes any sense, acts as a good callback, and could actually be delivered with intensity.
The problem though is actually how this one frame is shot. It's an awkward, semi-over the shoulder shot where the wide lens makes it look like a theatre production with the other actors kind of dancing around the two main characters. I think "Came back to stop you" would've worked more serviceably had it been two extreme close ups of their faces with a slight dolly zoom, then you cut to this angle for when they begin their choreography.
Like something about seeing Batman's bootsies takes me out of it.
>is the only line I've seen proposed that makes any sense
The actual answer is "no, I came back to rise with it". No one ever says that anymore because it's literally a meme at this point in how bad the actual line is
I'm smoothbrained, are you saying that people actually thought that was the better line or have we never stopped shitposting?
>so, you came back to die with your city
>our.. city, my parents taught me to share *extends hand*
Literally anything? That response is peak autism tier. And that's what we'd get if Nolan ever made a Bond film
>Mr Bond you're looking very frazzled? That last hand was quite the shocker, I know...
>What? No that hand was terrible but when I went to the bathroom some thugs tried to taze me and I barely got out alive. That's why I'm looking a bit dishevelled
>I've come back to break you.
There.
>so, you came back to die with your city
>i may die.. but Gotham wont
or
>so, you came back to die with your city
>the pit is yours, gotham is mine
>'who said I came back?'
>*fades into nothingness*
>*shot of wind blowing old newspapers around the street*
>*extreme closeup of a tear rolling down Banes mask*
>*Batman suddenly dropkicks Bane from behind*
kek if this actually happened, undisputed, best batman film
They just completely gave up with the writing and plot for this film.
>> so, you came back to die with your city
> implying I'm going to die
> implying the city is going to die
> implying a city can even die even though it's not an organism
> implying it's my city
> implying you would even be audible in that muffler
>So you came back to die with your city?
>I came back to make you die for my city.
>no, i came back to die for it
>>so, you came back to die with your city
> No. I came back to come on your back. Bend over or I will bend you over.
>so, you came back to die with your city
>justice doesn't die
or
>so, you came back to die with your city
>these people are stronger than you or your thugs will ever be, bane.
It really feels like Nolan was tired of Batman by TDKR
>I came to drag all of you back to the pit
>slightly edgy
>still adhering to justice
>mentioning that place probably makes Talia and bane seethe
>Wayne enterprises takes custody of the pit and ensures only bad guys are put there