Imagine being Vecna in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Nancy, you frickin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally absorb you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is absorb another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Vecna and not only sit in that chair while Natalia Dyer flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her bony face and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that plan. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fricking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, NATALIA DYER LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fricking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been consuming nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Hawkins. You've never even seen anything this fricking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fricking Vecna. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
I can't watch this shit, it just gives me a headache >no shot lasts for more than a few seconds >constant quick camera movement >can never see what's happening because there's so little light >nonstop screaming and monster noises >every single fricking scene ends with some type of "jump scare" and loud reverberant thumping noise for dramatic emphasis
Because this shit is made on an assembly line to keep adult and post 2000 ADHD attention lest something not cause dopamine receptors to sizzle. You might recognize this as The Whedon Principle.
>two years have passed since end of S4 >hawkins is a dead town, nobody lives there anymore >military general from S4 + owens + gang working together to contain the UD, it's failing >main gang been fighting ever since, taken some casualties but still keeping together >eleven left on her own, still feels like shit about max, went to train her powers further >max in a coma, going to have plug pulled in one week >everyone feels so defeated >will has a dream where max tries to reach out to him from that hellscape in s4 >tells the others she's still alive, they decide to go find eleven >plan to go into the upside down and go save max which will also undo the giant portal >wacky shenanigans ensue >will reveals it was all a trap and he's been under vecna's spell since god knows when, more deaths ensue (probably steve) >remaining gang somehow finds max's consciousness >vecna reveals himself, he's mutated further and is almost unrecognizable, pretty much one with the MF at this point >wacky fight scene ensues, somehow flayed victims come free and help the gang (billy and eddie asspulled back to life and have heartfelt moments with max and dustin before dying for good) >eleven takes control of MF particles while vecna is incapacitated >destroys vecna completely and takes control of the upside down, becoming a god in a sense >realizes she must stay to keep the dimension in check, has heartfelt scene with mike before closing portal for good >timeskip >gang is holding funeral for all that died saving the world >eleven watching from UD, mike turns around as if he felt something, and they both "lock eyes.", the end
There. Wrote season 5. Now give me my gibs already Goyflix
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If I firebomb you and shoot you with a shotgun will you die?
It would be mildly inconvenient
Your a big Eldritch horror.
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For you!
Fricking Nancy has a fricking shotgun and can’t even shoot the motherfricker in the fricking head
Shotguns are inaccurate, people don't aim for the head
It wouldn’t mattered if guy can upload his consciousness to the mindflayer
Why would they give a twig a shotgun?
That’s an excellent question isn’t it?
Why didn't they buy more firearms?
Why didn’t she just shoot him in the head?
Why didn't they just ride the bats to Russia?
Because she wants to make money on a 5th season.
>whole about sawing the shotgun so she doesn't miss
>max tells her "don't miss"
>she misses
there was no recoil when she shot it
her stick arms would not be able to hold on
Actually I’m only here because I am piggybacking off WiFi LoL
Could he have won against el if Steve and them didn’t set him on fire?
90% of the stranger things posts on this website are made by bots
>t. Makes Barbie threads
Imagine being Vecna in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Nancy, you frickin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally absorb you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is absorb another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Vecna and not only sit in that chair while Natalia Dyer flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her bony face and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that plan. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fricking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, NATALIA DYER LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fricking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been consuming nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Hawkins. You've never even seen anything this fricking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fricking Vecna. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
I can't watch this shit, it just gives me a headache
>no shot lasts for more than a few seconds
>constant quick camera movement
>can never see what's happening because there's so little light
>nonstop screaming and monster noises
>every single fricking scene ends with some type of "jump scare" and loud reverberant thumping noise for dramatic emphasis
Because this shit is made on an assembly line to keep adult and post 2000 ADHD attention lest something not cause dopamine receptors to sizzle. You might recognize this as The Whedon Principle.
neither of those things are true tho
>two years have passed since end of S4
>hawkins is a dead town, nobody lives there anymore
>military general from S4 + owens + gang working together to contain the UD, it's failing
>main gang been fighting ever since, taken some casualties but still keeping together
>eleven left on her own, still feels like shit about max, went to train her powers further
>max in a coma, going to have plug pulled in one week
>everyone feels so defeated
>will has a dream where max tries to reach out to him from that hellscape in s4
>tells the others she's still alive, they decide to go find eleven
>plan to go into the upside down and go save max which will also undo the giant portal
>wacky shenanigans ensue
>will reveals it was all a trap and he's been under vecna's spell since god knows when, more deaths ensue (probably steve)
>remaining gang somehow finds max's consciousness
>vecna reveals himself, he's mutated further and is almost unrecognizable, pretty much one with the MF at this point
>wacky fight scene ensues, somehow flayed victims come free and help the gang (billy and eddie asspulled back to life and have heartfelt moments with max and dustin before dying for good)
>eleven takes control of MF particles while vecna is incapacitated
>destroys vecna completely and takes control of the upside down, becoming a god in a sense
>realizes she must stay to keep the dimension in check, has heartfelt scene with mike before closing portal for good
>timeskip
>gang is holding funeral for all that died saving the world
>eleven watching from UD, mike turns around as if he felt something, and they both "lock eyes.", the end
There. Wrote season 5. Now give me my gibs already Goyflix
your epic sarcasm doesn't change the fact, that you actually wrote a fanfiction and are proud enough of it to post it here.
corny as frick. kys.
Not bad anon
Probably better than the real thing will be ngl
Yes i Will defende the white race!