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>So, you have a superhero for me?

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate this guy so god-damn much.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      He, he makes funny video?
      Are you jelly?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's made one joke 20,000 times and gets to swim in money.
        I'm a little jelly, sure.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not the reason most people watch him. It's a good way to get a qrd on a movie you might not even intend to actually see, and typical audience reaction, etc.

          I recommend 1.5x speed for this guy, makes it punchier and takes less time to get the relevant details.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            This. Haven't watched an MCU movie in years, I just listen to this guy summarize it in like two minutes and go "huh, didn't miss much"

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I recommend 1.5x speed for this guy, makes it punchier and takes less time to get the relevant details.
            I feel like the majority of content these days is pretty much made to be watched at 2x speed. Everyone just wants to milk their runtime by being as slow as fricking possible.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >1.5 speed
            I started at 1.75 and soon switched to 2. At least I'm not the only one

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      He, he makes funny video?
      Are you jelly?

      *why

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah he sucks but screenwriter guy is cool. You'd think writing movies would be hard but it's super easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like him

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hating a guy because he's funny and popular and has never done anything negative is TIGHT.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I find the comments parroting his style cringe as shit but his actual content is pretty good
      He knows how long to keep a joke going so even the ones that don't land are replaced rapidly, and when he does have a super long joke it's for a point and ends up being funny (like the Mandalorian S3 review)

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’m gonna need you to back all the way off that thing

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The actually funny non-pozzed comedy guy? Yeah I hate him too. I'm so cool and contrary.

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Markiplier looking ass.

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    No but I have $50k and an idea for a Hazbin animated music video. Here's some concept art ...

    >Oh wow. Wow, wow, wow.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah but isn't Charlie a lesbian? She introduces her girlfriend named vegana in one of the trailers

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm gonna need you to get off my back about that. Waaaaaay off my back.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's true sir, but Lesbians aren't real.

        >Ooh like Leprechauns.

        That's right sir, it turns out they're just silly women pretending who just needed some Chad to come along and give them D the whole time.

        >That does make sense now I think about it.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Makes clothes rip themselves apart
      Them taking themselves off is hotter, nice and and drawn out.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Let me show you how to scratch it

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ohh spending 50k on porn and going bankrupt is tight!

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Yes sir, I do

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I don't usually say this but get the frick out of my office!

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes sir I do
    Wow
    Wow
    Wow
    Wow
    Superheros are tight

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Psychicpebbles

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    literally who?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ryan George of Pitch Meeting, a YouTube series that makes fun of movies.

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Three men, two women who are assigned by the spirits of nature to protect the world's forests.
    >They are able to transform into anthropomorphized cryptids at will!
    >The men are, respectively, take up the forms of the dogman, yeti, and chupacabra.
    >The team's women take up the forms of the loch ness monster and thunderbird.
    >Their usual patrols of the forests is disrupted by the Jersey Devil and his army of malicious monsters, which includes three goatmen, who are not unlike our heroes.
    >After having lived his life as an odd elderly man residing in a shack in the pine barrens, the Jersey Devil has decided to wreak havoc on humanity.
    >The five cryptid heroes decide to put all their time and energy into stopping him before he goes on a full genocidal rampage of humanity.
    >Our heroes are later joined by a defector from the Jersey Devil's side, the Pope Lick monster, and the mysterious Mothman.
    >The Mothman is introduced as a middle-aged motorcyclist who has the ability to predict the future.

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hating on Ryan is like hating on Mr. Rogers. He's just a guy who makes funny videos.

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I sure do, he's called Batman!
    >Cool, so was he bitten by a bat and now has bat powers
    No he just dresses like a bat
    >Oh okay, so this guy really likes bats then huh?
    Actually he terrified of them, he dresses like his fears to scare criminals.
    >Why would he assume criminals naturally are going to have his same phobia of bats. What if a ceiminal is scared of spiders, is he going to dress like a spuder?
    Oopsie guess I didn't think of that
    >Oopsies
    So anyways he drives around in his own batmobile, a custom car only he drives and chases bad guys and out runs the police.
    >If he is the only one with this car, wouldn't it be super easy for the police to track this ine car nobody else seems to drive in a city?
    Hey, I'm need you to get off my back
    >Ooh, let me get off of that. So what are his villains
    Penguin, killer croc, killer moth, cat woman, firefly, copperhead, great white shark
    >Those are animals
    Poison Ivy
    >That's a plant
    Mad hatter, tweedle dee tweedle dum, Cheshire, the carpenter, white rabbit
    >That's from a literal children's book
    Well he has one arch villain, he is total opposite while Batman stands for justice his arch nemesis stands for choas. A villain who exist just to push our hero to his against his morals and everything he stands for.
    >Wow okay now I'm interested who is he?
    The joker he dresses up like a clown

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kek, I hate this guy

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hey shut up

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, his only power is whenever he "dies" his mind/soul automatically inhabits the next person near by, regardless of proximity.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh, wow! So, is it hard for him to adjust to having a different physiology and deal with that persons existing life?

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reddit e-celeb thread

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