>Solve a puzzle box just to get my skin ripped off by some interdimensional sadomasochists
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>Solve a puzzle box just to get my skin ripped off by some interdimensional sadomasochists
I don't need it.
Man, movies had so much more soul back then.
So why didn't they just launch the box into the sun?
Anon do you think they go to the toilet and shit money
Ok then. Why didn't they just dump ij the middle of the ocean or in the middle of a lake?
That would just give us fish cenobites.
Do you want to be tortures by fish cenobites, ANON?
To be fair, there was that one hellraiser movie where dude was actually in space but chose to have a robot solve the cube instead of launching it into the sun.
yeah but the box is just a box, the point was to solve it so the cenobitches showed up and then zap em
Yes. A billionaire will literally make more money than you will ever have in the time it takes to take a shit. Even if they’re paying someone to be their human toilet.
only really rich people like elon and jeff can do that and they have their own cenobite free versions of the lament configuration(s)
They launched it into space in one of the sequels.
Because movie has to happen
They didn't try to destroy it. The guy was fooling people into using it for immortality or something. I'm sure they can just toss it in a volcano
How could you throw it in a volcano? 1, they do not have a lot of money to travel to a active volcano. 2, you can't just get close to a volcano because it would be too hot and you would burn up before you even reach the peak.
Use a slingshot
Drop it from a high hellacopter
It's not like it's something that will destroy the world that needs to be eliminated at all costs. The way to not get fricked is just to not use the box, just sit it on a shelf. The issue is that people want to use the box and experience divine suffering.
It’s unironically harder to launch something that hits the sun than it is to launch something that’ll eventually hit Alpha Centauri
That sounds made up.
Kino.
Only unironically 7 was good. 6 had a kino ending though.
The Box...
Acupuncture homosexuals trying to tell me this is perfectly normal and has health benefits
What was his problem?
he hesitated
Samegay? Sad. Very sad.
Anon, we have such homosexualry to show you.
I guess I'm wrong. I just get suspicious when two posts are exactly a minute apart
I see.
He hesitated
So does the box open up doorways to dimensions other than hell?
Like it seemed to me that it's implied there are multiple different configurations?
Or I could he remembering wrong I haven't watched it in a good minute.
in the nuraiser it explains a bit more
it's like a multiple choice quiz now
Frick nursaiser
Oh yeah I forgot that came out.
I need to watch that.
if you are a fan it's pretty good. don't mind the gayness they get punished.
Honestly horror is probably the OG homosexual genre so I don't really mind it.
it made some people mad that there was a gay male couple and female pinhead has a penis. she is cute though.
>Skeleton getting a blowjob
>skeleton eating ass
what were they thinking?
>be liev schriber
>be in a hellraiser movie
>tell your son that you have such sights to show him
Would it be possible to kiss her? If cenobites were interested in that stuff, that is.
>her
Actors aren't their characters.
It was a troony in the movie too
The only role a troony doesn't look out of place in
It would be very painful.
for..me?
I don't like the skin-suits on the new designs
mass repliers get the rope.
JP had some decent aim if Pinhead could catch all three with his mouth.
For me? It's the doctor's voice
Jesus wept, senpai.
If I solved the box and some cenobite showed up to start whipping me I'd just kick the shit out of them.
I think they’d appreciate that
>solve a puzzle box to get possessed by an Egyptian Pharoah who helps me save the world multiple times
Best use of money ever
>get locked in the cuck box while the pharaoh wins all the duels and gets all the fame
that cube would be a dope collectible popcorn vessel
Frick it I'm bored why not. How bad could it be anyway?
What determines whether someone gets turned into a cenobites or just gets torn to pieces?
Rng
SHHHH NO TEARS
Was he a decent Pinhead?
He was better than the first replacement in that it looks like they did more than grab a guy in the parking lot and throw a Pinhead costume on him.
The movie was shit though.
Pretty much. I liked that they tried to do more with the lore, and The Auditor was kind of neat. But overall the plot was pretty generic.
He was alright, better than fatty at least.
kek is that chest plate supposed to look like that?
should've bought a mother box instead
Why didn't they just reverse the order of solving the puzzlebox to send the cenobites back inside and then throw the box into a fire?
They're not inside it. Solving the puzzle unlocks a door. Locking a door that has opened isn't very useful.
some people did.
The box doesn't burn.
Well, in 4, they create a huge box in space to kill Pinhead and destroy the lament configuration. Something like that. Basically, they had to wait until the year 2120 to be able to kill Pinhead. The whole thing was a fricking mess.
You need to get better at making webms. There's no reason for this to be three webms of those sizes.
Its because I use shitty free ones.
>he was a WW1 British officer
Oh my sides at the shitty sequels
3 is moronic fun kino. Gets a bad rap
It's not a good movie, but you are right that it' stupid and fun.
The Motorhead puts it over the top
Who is the motorhead
https://archive.org/details/hellraiser-3-7
I though it was a literal motorheaded cenobite kek, I have only watched the first movie
Who is the best cenobite and why is it Spike?
Its clicky teeth guy from the first one and it's not even close
Chatterer is pretty awesome
>clicky teeth guy
Oh yeah, well what do you call him? car hole?
I like how the cenobites all have such unique and painful-looking designs, but then there's the dude with a big fricking spike through his head.
Which sequel is this?
Hellraiser: Deader, which is Hellraiser 7.
Boomer cenobite aka Uncle Mike visiting from Florida
Morpheus?
Honorable mention to cd disk head thrower
How does this even work? The guy's brain is destroyed.
Where we're going we won't need brains.
>homosexuals and bondage are satanic and inspire fear upon all who witness & engage it
Wow, I'm truly shocked. Honestly couldn't see that coming.
The first one is about a woman working through repressed memories of childhood molestation by her uncle. The agony of the betrayal, the shame of cumming harder than she ever had or ever will. The sequels just take the funny monsters and use them for more stories about killing people.
>Reminder that Clive Barker is a homosexual
I resent that accusation
That's not rawhead Rex is it?
Not at all. Nightbreed.
>YOU OPENED IT
>I CAME
was he a coomer?
Literally yes. They are dedicated to intense sensation.
It's almost as absurd as paying money to watch the Barbie movie
What would you do in this situation?
try my hardest to power pose beside them and hope I can blend in before they realize I'm not with the band
tell them that they are in the wrong discord.
this one is the order of the bash not the order of the gash
turn off tv
turn 360 degrees and walk out the door
Hellbound Heart
>Only a handful of humans have the will and perversion to search for and complete the box
Any other Hellraiser media
>lmao actually we are slasher villains and our dimension is hell and there are countless souls being tormented here and we are on a crusade against humankind lol