Some dudes robbed keanus house and stole his guns Posted on December 8, 2023 by Anonymous Some dudes robbed keanus house and stole his guns POSIWID: The Purpose Of A System Is What It Does Shirt $21.68 Yakub: World's Greatest Dad Shirt $21.68 POSIWID: The Purpose Of A System Is What It Does Shirt $21.68
5 months ago Reply Anonymous So basically he knows his gun was used to kill someone (or he killed someone with it) so he conveniently "had it stolen" never to be found again?
5 months ago Reply Anonymous how's reddit going to react to their wholesome chungus actor owning a firearm
5 months ago Reply Anonymous Everyone knows Keanu was packing heat ever since before the Matrix where he trained in firearms and martial arts to become a real life killing machine
5 months ago Reply Anonymous I read that as "firealarm" and was like wtf are people talking about guns
shouldve stole his life also
I can't sanction the continuation of this injustice.
Posting from Hell, Perry?
Satan's spicy hot tub.
Okay, Matthew.
Keanu really didn't own anything cooler than a gun?
too bad malorian got nerfed
the Mandalorian?
So basically he knows his gun was used to kill someone (or he killed someone with it) so he conveniently "had it stolen" never to be found again?
ADAM WAKE 2 SUCKS
doesn't sound suspicious at all
What race were they
is the dog ok?
how's reddit going to react to their wholesome chungus actor owning a firearm
Everyone knows Keanu was packing heat ever since before the Matrix where he trained in firearms and martial arts to become a real life killing machine
she can't keep getting away with it
>ana please don’t , just take my guns!
>NO, NO, DON'T STEAL MY GLOCK, DON'T STEAL MY GLOCK, NOOOOOO
I thought California banned guns?
you can't ban guns in the united states, it's in the bill of rights
Reeves isn't hoi polloi.
Oh shit, if he had a John Wick stash they could've taken hours.
I read that as "firealarm" and was like wtf are people talking about guns
THEY GOT WHOLESOME CHUNGY?????
He can take them
Maybe being real life nice guy he just said they could take it.
I saw someone on X say he got robbed, I thought they meant of an award.
John Wick 5 is running out of ideas
Test
he just didn't have a single pencil in the house, so he let them go
WHOAH.
Time to use all his John Wick training to get them back