Some guy walks into your workplace and definitively proves that you're a replicant and all your memories are fake.

Some guy walks into your workplace and definitively proves that you're a replicant and all your memories are fake. What do you do?

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ok? Literally nothing changes

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      except,uh, the vastly shortened life span

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        if that's the case im going full killdozer

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Browse Cinemaphile probably

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jokes on you. I don't have a workplace

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like you need to be retired then.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does this mean I can't get cancer? I actually wouldn't wind becoming a raging alcoholic again. And I miss cigars.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >can't get cancer
      Not sure. They are made from organic matter so it's possible, but they're also more resilient than humans so maybe they're immune. Even if they're not immune they probably don't have time to acquire a lot of mutations due to their short lifespan. So even if it's technically possible it would be rare.
      The real question is whether they can get venereal disease, liver failure, obesity, heart disease, etc. Basically can they suffer the consequences of hedonism. If not then they'd might as well go wild. 4 years to live and nothing to fear.

      All memories are real, all memories are fake. Even the most significant human lives haven’t amounted to anything. As a species we’re only capable of manipulating matter & energy on the very outer surface of some speck of dust. If we could roam the stars we’d just go to other specks of dust and do the same. Even if we could do truly unimaginable feats like build Dyson spheres or create new stars with the push of a button - so what? Would anyone capable of seeing the whole universe from above even notice?

      Pic related.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        All memories are real, all memories are fake. Even the most significant human lives haven’t amounted to anything. As a species we’re only capable of manipulating matter & energy on the very outer surface of some speck of dust. If we could roam the stars we’d just go to other specks of dust and do the same. Even if we could do truly unimaginable feats like build Dyson spheres or create new stars with the push of a button - so what? Would anyone capable of seeing the whole universe from above even notice?

        >The Negative Infinite

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          oh shit we summoned a Cinemaphilegay

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >raging alcoholic
      >cigars

      Eat him.

      >R A P E !

      rape

      >rape

      Follow him back to his place, frick my way into his heart and then use him to evade the law.

      >frick my way into his heart and then use him to evade the law

      Start violently sucking their dick

      >violently sucking their dick
      These are the most realistic. She has the ability to get pretty much whatever she wants, but only a short lifespan to use it. Probably no afterlife for her kind either. Humans created her as a tool and then lied to her, so frick them. Any rational being in her place would just do whatever for the lulz.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >These are the most realistic.

        >frick my way into his heart and then use him to evade the law
        Is what actually happened in the movie.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      This picture started shit but seeing how they butchered this scene I had to turn it off.
      >the owl is meaningless and only vaguely mentioned
      >40yo woman playing a character described "too young, almost childish"
      >the bearskin rug question doesn't get to the point(the bearskin rug)
      >she just wanders off
      It's such a small scene how did they completely frick up every part of it? Everything they could do wrong they intentionally did wrong

      have a nice day evil scum

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    give me more life, fricker

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Seethe and murder your goat because I'm a stuck up prostitute

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Guiltless suicide

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    ITS STILL REAL TO ME DAM IT

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    But in all seriousness, if he had concrete proof, it wouldn't really bother me that much. I just want the truth you frickers!

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    All memories are real, all memories are fake. Even the most significant human lives haven’t amounted to anything. As a species we’re only capable of manipulating matter & energy on the very outer surface of some speck of dust. If we could roam the stars we’d just go to other specks of dust and do the same. Even if we could do truly unimaginable feats like build Dyson spheres or create new stars with the push of a button - so what? Would anyone capable of seeing the whole universe from above even notice?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy Reddit, Batman!

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mega galactic sized fedora.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >dude... we're just checking stardust and shit...
      Thanks 2008, very cool

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ask him how long I have left. Plan accordingly.

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eat him.

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    R A P E !

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Am I an “immortal, can bust through walls, can lift people with one hand, can even reproduce” type replicant? Because if I’m that type of replicant then I do all those things.

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    rape

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Enter into a curiously violent relationship with my love Luv

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's so hot

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Follow him back to his place, frick my way into his heart and then use him to evade the law.

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd want to know my incept date and longevity.

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Start violently sucking their dick

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      So nothing would change for you

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >violently
      what, so like teeth and drawing blood?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        NTA, but I'm guessing violent in the sense it would just be really fast. When you have the lifespan of a replicant you need to have as many experiences as you can in a short space of time. Carpe Diem and all that.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        No like, making them cum in undo 1 minute flat.

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >walks into your workplace
    >your workplace

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Send him a dead rat through the post. Oh sorry - wrong Sean Young movie.

  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Based, that means all those embarassing moments never happened

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      They still feel like they happened to you though

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >think about that time you sharted in the pool
        >remember the brown cloud slowly expanding around you
        >can still hear the panicked splashing of other swimmers trying to get away from you
        >suddenly realise this is fake
        >someone deliberately implanted this memory
        >someone wanted you to feel this embarrassment for all of your short life
        This is... worse if anything.

  24. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  25. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    This just means that ill have a government goon squad trying to kill me now

  26. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What do you do?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
  27. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kill his goat.

  28. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Those models didn't have memories, that's why so many of them ended up freaking out.

  29. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    In a way I'd be relieved.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        It means my life isn't fricked up, it's actually just beginning. All my memories of fricked up childhood, fricked adolescent choices and depressing adulthood are fabrications implanted by an evil scientist.

        It might actually improve my shit life. I'll take anything at this point.

        This.

  30. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn’t say anything. I’d listen to what the blade runner had to say. Because that’s what no one else did.

  31. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    FRICK, I KNEW IT

  32. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Freedom.

  33. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It might actually improve my shit life. I'll take anything at this point.

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