some strange lady offers you a cold beer on the side of a hot motel pool. What do you do? Goddamn it--- WHAT DO YOU DO?!?
please note: you are a married man.
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Obviously bang
and that, my friend, is how our hero dies via the bad man. ...his dick inside a woman who is not his wife.
no he died cause he refused to sleep with her and the cartel found him in his hotel room, how do so many of you morons miss this?
Anon is saying he would have died either way. He died doing right by his woman rather than being killed while fricking some strange. How do so many morons not have reading comprehension skills?
I decline her advances as I'm happily married
Use her as bait for when the Mexicans arrive
I accept because I'm an alcoholic and then I get shot by Mexicans
indeed, many such cases.
agua
beer leads to more beer
which leads to....?
decreased inhibitions, pulling your dick out, etc
I think the book had this woman as a much larger character and she was basically a distraction from what i've heard. In the movie it's played off somewhat similar that he had his guard down for a moment where he was possibly being flirty as a married man
feels like such a familiar theme in Coen bros movies. Someone slipping up on their moral code slightly and paying the price big time. A Serious Man, Burn After Reading, and Miller's Crossing for example
>I think the book had this woman as a much larger character
No not really, she serves the same purpose. A distraction and a moral lapse. The movie does show the sheriff being scared of looking evil in the face better though.
was she just someone that tagged along with him for a few chapters or something?
He doesn't do anything with the woman in the book or in the movie iirc he dies protecting the teenager that was with him right? A fairly attractive one from what I can remember that he refuses to touch and just helps. He never once slipped his moral code and yet he died like a dog, that's the point. No matter what you do, you're not the main character.
some anons must have lied to me in a different thread then. they made it seem like he was totally into some young chick for a good part of the book and that the Coens just glossed over her stupidly. They pointed out that even his wife was young as shit too
Nice trips. So I read the book recently, he is never unfaithful and in fact most of his downfall happens because he's constantly worried about his wife. The book mentions how they meet and how much they love each other.
He picks up a runaway teen and you start thinking "uh oh, not my hero main character" but he never slips. He just dies randomly because this is "No Country for Old Men"
Also his wife is young because that's just how shit was back then, man sees attractive younger woman, they get married. He was also super suave and confident so she liked it.
Why would you listen to a bunch of kids on Cinemaphile?
Checked.
in the book he actually turns her down and implies to her he's gay. he actually dies protecting her.
>No matter what you do, you're not the main character.
perfect summary. its a movie about nihilism. when moss first returned back to his trailer there are several shots of him clearly stashing a submachine gun he found in the desert underneath the trailer. yet this obvious chekov's gun is never returned to again. it was all showed to us for nothing. just like the entire movie was.
>yet this obvious chekov's gun is never returned to again. it was all showed to us for nothing. just like the entire movie was.
Very cool, never thought about that
>and implies to her he's gay. he actually dies protecting her.
Why would you mane this up? Go back to discord
i didn't.
From what I remember, what happens is that Llewellyn picks up a runaway teenage girl for the last part of his journey and helps her out, without any sort of advances or attraction. But then what happens is that the Mexicans catch up to him, murder them both in the hotel room they're in, and then people assume that they were having an affair just because of the situation.
The girl's a decently major figure in the last several Llewellyn chapters, but the film just removed her because I guess it would've been too much to introduce a new character late in the game only to kill her off shortly afterwards. You can get away with a late introduction like that in a book, but not in a film.
Ive realised that I am a simp for attention so I try to remember that by going ahead I am ruining my life then eventually leave before anything
Your wife probably put her up to it, to see if you would cheat.
I just ignore and walk away while staring at the horizon
>I just ignore and walk away while staring at the horizon
This is pretty good
>sorry ma'am, ill be 5 years sober on Columbus day...
>indigenous peoplea day? What's that
>*fired by underxover boss for lack of diversidad*
this fricking AI man.... will ruin life as we know it.
he cute
Rape.
>Rape
Oh em gee!
He said it!!!
The edge in this guy hahahahha he would rape the woman if she offered him a beer hahahaha he's so cool and not cringe at all.
dude, she is OFFERING the beer. that's an invitation to willing sex. you have had sex before right?
She got him killed in that she convinced him to sit outside at the pool with her and drink beer. The Cartel dudes were probably just driving around to hotels checking for Moss in-person, as they would know what he looks like. In the movie he is laying in a pool of blood just inside his hotel room door. I took that to mean the Cartel dudes rolling in, he saw them and made a run for his room, where his weapons were, but they caught up to him before he could defend himself and gunned him down. But they didn't find the money, which he had hidden in the air vent like the other motel, but Chigurh found it later.
Wish there was an episode of Futurama where scruffy is hanged. He is literally the gayest cringe character of all time
I refuse. What if that woman is a lunatic and put something in that beer.
I don't drink alcohol. Easy game.
>taking a break while still in the woods
Is there a bigger blue balling than the subsequent scene in the history of cinema?
>Is there a bigger blue balling than the subsequent scene in the history of cinema?
COEND
It's a common theme in Mccarthy books, just read blood meridian.
Happens that way in the book too. It's a way of showing that "you're not that guy", no one is the hero. When you die you die, no big hurrah. Altho it is implied he fought back and got a few cartel pricks back iirc.
even chigur getting hit by that car was showed to us for nothing. we expect him to finally receive his karmic retribution for all his wrongdoings and right the cosmic balance yet this is taken away from the viewer too. he walks off as if nothing happened. thats because nothing did happen. meaning is hubris in this world and nihilism is its only god.
An open fracture needs professional procedures, without it he most likely died or even without recovery therapy he was out of the killing game forever
and yet chigur is biggest mary sue in this whole universe, dodging death at every turn and outwitting all his adversaries down to the last. i wanted to think like you too, except for his walking away with a limp that only straightens out into an effortless gait. if i am to believe our villian is mortally wounded his body language there does not go out of its way to imply that if it was so necessary to believe this. we would want to believe it, sure. but nothing about this universe was designed to satiate any of our wants . why should we get to have one of them then at the very end.
He wasn’t surviving that injury without medical attention, he decides not to stick around for the police so he’s going to try and fix it on his own. He’s dead or if he miraculously survives the point is chance will catch up with him and he is not invincible.
i think he is invincible actually. in the book its indirectly implied that he was a special agent in vietnam alongside carson and that is how the two know each other. so dressing wounds theoretically encompasses his elite skill sets. i think he is meant to be a supernatural force like judge holden. not so much man but the true nature of that world simply expressing itself physically. if he is a mary sue then like i think he is, dressing those wounds might be hard for any other man, but would be pretty simple for him. because he is not really a man.
that's not what dressing means anon
you picture shows you used it incorrectly. RE-watch the scene, then you comment, then your picture again.
what are you complaining about?
Dressing doesn't mean what you think it means
yes it does.
You're own picture proved you wrong. Sad.
it proved me 100% right.
>imagine being this moronic
McCarthy gays are insufferable
McCarthy wrote No Country for Old Men moron
yeah and they write about his books/characters like flowery morons. case and point you thought I was just referring to blood meridian because you're a moron
did you read any of his books moron?
hey it's a doggy dog world
>It's a way of showing that "you're not that guy",
YOU are not the guy
you're not capable of being the guy
I had a guy but now I don't
You
are not
the guy
>It's been traveling twenty-two years to get here. And now it's here. And it's either heads or tails, and you have to say. Call it.
>Not my call.
It's hard for a lot of apsies and autismos to understand but so, so, SO much infidelity goes on among people you would consider normal. Not necessarily full-blown affairs all the time either: just flings, casual hook-ups that last a few rounds then burn out, drunken 'mistakes'. Anything that people can get away with.
Most people's attitude towards it seems to be a "what they don't know can't hurt them" deal. It appears to be some sort of in-built human nature thing or I guess you could say that being in a monogamous relationship (pretending to at least) is directly against humans' nature.
Many spergs struggle deeply with this as they intrinsicially have very strong morals that lead them to view the world through a lens where they think everything must be "right" and "fair" because they're not seeing anything contrary to that and because that's how they wish it to be. With sexual relationships that takes the form of the autismo thinking that because he isn't seeing all the infidelity (because he's not partaking) that it isn't happening. And I'm not saying that if you're autistic then you're being cheated on, all I'm saying is that if you're autistic then a great many people in your life who you'd consider to be "moral" and "just" have engaged in, or will engage in, infidelity.
yeah, just like your mom
I didn't believe this kind of shit until I went on a male only family trip with my brother, father, uncles, grandfather and a few of their buddies.
I'm the only one not married yet.
With the exception of my brother and my dad (who I'm pretty sure would've joined if we didn't come with), they all went on a giant prostitute fricking binge.
Made me realize the giant cultural shift that happened between our generations and how neutered western men are, or at least the two giant pussies we ended up as. They were boasting and laughing and shit the next day and we were both horrified.
It's rampant mate.
For me it makes it all the more tiresome enduring family gatherings where everyone is playing pretend happily families when really it's all a big sham. Like what is the actual point being sat there acting out some part like we're in a stage play when you know none of this is "real" in the sense that it's all just an act people put on.
Just because others engage in this type of behavior doesn't mean you have to follow suit. I see no advantage to "whoring" if you're in a satisfying relationship.
and we didn't. but like
said, it was fricking with me when my aunt came to pick us up and was so happy to see us back. i couldn't fricking look at her without thinking about my uncle talking about some latina's tight c**t. it made me sick
Yeah, that's pretty fricked up. Sounds like they've got some serious trouble brewing.
I hate that you're right.
t. autist
>If you have a problem with people fricking around behind their partners backs your an autist.
Female hands typed this post.
I'm not arguing that infidelity isn't bad. The argument is that autistic people fail to grasp how common it is among norms.
If you want to start a charity or something campaigning norms to Stop Cheating or something then by all means go ahead.
Turn 360 degrees and walk away
Frick her. She’s probably fricked other men. As long as women are in the workplace, or allowed to be “one of the guys,” monogamy will remain a joke.
>take beer
>chug it
>frick my wife
simple as
>jews make demoralizing movie
wow big fricking surprise
The way they say "beer" in southern accent in that movie always makes me remember this meme and I chuckle
This is probably considered reddit now. Cinemaphile is dead
*double backflip into a canonball off the fence*
>fresh out of the hospital from internal bleeding
>on the run from a Mexican cartel
>on the run from police who are aware he's on the lamb
>on the run from a super proficient psycho killer
>have 2 million dollars in cash unguarded in your room of the hotel you're standing right outside of unarmed
>super proficient psycho killer is actively targeting your qt young wife
Gee yeah, let's have a beer by the pool with the trashy texas slampig
nice shirt though
is kind of silly when you put it like that. Were they trying to imply he was a coomer?
I think I would have better things to do with the knowledge of a seemingly terminator like psychopathic hitman after me while I have a million or so dollars stored away then getting some pussy. Man, what a moron.