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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    *nudges Hicks*
    Hey buddy, it's time for the mission.

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    DRAKE, WE ARE LEAVING

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    WHERE'S BOWSKI?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why were they quoting the Big Lebowski in the middle of a xenomorph ambush?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Spunkmeyer was a big fan

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      *Wierzbowski
      You goose.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >They lose Wierzbowski
        > Where's Bowski?
        Pretty logical

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      bump

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    *gives Hicks a wake up blowie*
    Give it to me soldier!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      you'd better be a girl, soldier

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        she often gets mistaken for a man

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >EVERYTHING IS FRICKED MAN
    What did he mean by this?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >EVERYTHING IS FRICKED? MAN!
      >*points to gonzalez*

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      bad plot

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    He fainted. That's why Hudson asked to get out of this chicken shit outfit.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was one of the few that survived.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I miss Bill Paxton, bros

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was amazing. I wonder if he'd have thrown his hat in to ring of politics like most of Hollywood does. Something tells me he'd stay out of all of it. He just seemed so chill.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, too chill. He’d probably make himself charitable in his old age.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          He was so loveable, even playing an butthole it was kind of hard not to like him.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous
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              Anonymous
              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                why is a high school jock bully balding?

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Vasquez, stick your sweaty pits in the face of Hicks!
    The special edition with the cut scenes is a delight.

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    it was so sad seeing the cute tomboys get picked off one by one when they go into the hive. im looking forward to the new alien with the top tier short-haired cuties though.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed. Based Cailee Spaeny enjoyer. Valorie Curry was my last big short hair crush.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    THE GAME IS NO LONGER IN PROGRESS DUDE!

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let him sleep. He had a long day

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He just woke up from a long hypernap though

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this proper grammar?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sure.

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I still say Spunkmeyer the way Apone does whenever I see the cookie lady at work. She just laughs when I do and never asks what it's from. I'm sure she thinks I'm slow.
    >Spunkmeyah!

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Apparently she saw an alien once

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Soldiers were annoying but I honestly love this man and I try to live up to his example every day.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was just a bad call.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >listen rippster
      >some calls are good calls
      >some calls are bad calls
      >you take the chance and roll the dice when you work in the big leagues

      ...he seemed a little too ambitious.

      Also Paul Reiser stated clearly he was just misunderstood by Ripley. So it's canon now that he is "just misunderstood". Anyone saying different...

      that is so... Nuts. It's paranoid delusion! It's really sad. It's pathetic.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Facebook is down the hall, next to Reddit

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >be you
          >be too stupid to understand memes

          you are right...
          plebbit is down the hall to the left, where you belong.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          ?

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I got to see alien and aliens in theatres. They were running them back to back at a mob in the city, pretty great. It was awesome seeing aliens on the big screen, amazing set and costume design. I had to leave 5min early because the carpark was shutting, ohwell, awesome experience

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    i hate the sentry guns scene from the director's cut

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's pointless, so is the 38mins dedicated to newt's family and hadley's hope. theatrical superior

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mostly pointless but it does account for why there are so few adult aliens later. There could only be one for each colonist so a bunch of them getting cut down does add context

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    He cute. Imagine inserting your tongue in his mouth and inserting your dick in his ass.

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Move it, Hicks! On your feet soldier!

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