>"Somehow... Voldemort returned..."
>fade to black
>*bwaaaaaaah*
>"I'm putting together a team"
> cuts to Robert Pattison hitting tires with a sledge hammer
>*bwaaaaaaaah*
>"Get the ol' crew back together"
>Krum doing hanging situps in a barn
>"It's been a long time..some of them might not even want to come back"
>cut to Neville lounging on a beach with nude supermodels
>"But one way or ano-"
>*record scratch*
>"Uh guys? A little help here?"
>Cut to fat Ron trying to zip up his jeans
>"WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?! WHO WHO WHO"
>narrator guy: "this summer..."
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>woman doesn't have a child by age 23
>"WALLED! IT'S OVER! prostitute!!!"
>man doesn't have a child by 45
>"uhm... b-based? i'm thinking based?!"
Correct
You are correct. A man should live for himself and continue to improve. As soon as you have a child you stop improving. True enlightenment is when you realize that mating is just the carrot on the end of a stick and you should not actually eat it.
Just because your father put no effort into raising you doesn't mean you have to do the same. Molding the growing brain of a new life is a very rewarding and enlightening process.
You whine about the new failed generations, but it's up to you and everyone else to raise them. Implying you are able to breed, of course.
Also be aware that the genetic quality of your sperm starts to decline exponentially after the age of 25.
>sperm declines after 25
nice try roastie
>some incel actually took the time to type this up and expect people to read it
This isn't your blog, ESL.
>Just because your father put no effort into raising you doesn't mean you have to do the same.
No, it means I won't ever have children precisely because of that. Frick breeding.
>A man should live for himself and continue to improve. As soon as you have a child you stop improving.
and where did that man come from?
I think improvement drastically drops after you even get a girlfriend. I'm in a band and I've made leaps and strides in my playing over my bandmates simply due to the fact that my girlfriend dumped me.
biologically, a man's natural testosterone is highest when he's single. it lowers when he has a gf/wife, and it goes further down with children. I'd assume it's because nature presumes you're in a situation where you need the T to either fight or get a gf. the longevity of monks and hermits is well attested.
>I'M GONNA IMPROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOV
You're boring as frick dude. Improvement for its own sake is masturbatory and deep-nested in your own personal insecurities. There's no better justification for self-improvement than the responsibility of caring for another life.
>You improved
>You're boring
Luckily SELF-improvement is about the self and not about the opinion of some life loser on Cinemaphile who's probably disgustingly overweight and coped with his failure of wearing a condom by telling others how great being a young poor father really is
>this is what improoooovers have to say in order to cope
Zyzz playlist slaps
>incel posts obvious bait and then pretends to be a woketard arguing against himself
Stop samegayging chud
>chud
Antisemitic slur
You recognized the strat immediately because it's what your lot do and you're fuming that you didn't get to do it first in this thread
Women have an organic clock on child reproduction. Men don't. Simple as, troony.
Men are even worse. Female eggs are generated at conception, and the eggs she starts with are the ones she has.
Men however generate sperm cells constantly. As we get older our DNA telomeres break down, and sperm cells carry more genetic mutational load.
It's old men who generate autistic morons, not 30 something women.
If old men are having babies that is a female access issue. Women control sex.
Sure but they have to be fricking old. The chance increases with age but it doesn't really get noticeable till like 50-55. I've known a bunch of dudes who had kids in their 40's and they came out perfectly healthy.
A man in his thirties and forties can have healthy babies. A woman can't have any at worst, and moronic babies at best.
Le heckin' science proves the exact opposite though, homosexual.
Contrary to your thought process men contribute far less genetic defects. Multiple studies show this, and a handful that were trying to show that male fertility ages as poorly as female didn't think to include the age of the female when studying offspring of older men.
you SHOULD push that its based. its much funnier the userbase that would use Cinemaphile, are not having kids and the kicker is they think it makes them cool adult men.
Yep. Thats what I do.
kek Cinemaphile anons wouldnt have choice in the first place
Jokes on you. I'm a Chud and I got one kid already and working on number 2. Anti-natalism is reddit.
Men and women aren't the same
>trans women are women and rowling is perpetuating the genocide of trans-ACK
Cho looks like an Olympic weightlifted now wtf
and that's bad how
My chigga cho chang really went with the 80s era North Korean folk singer look
British air must be toxic, how did they get an asian woman to age like that
I reckon Radcliffe will also have a "toilet bowl to the chin" accident soon.
siring children drains your life force its true
37 and no kids for rob. Didnt skarsgard just have a kid at like 43? Seems bleak, your kid will hit 30 then watch you shit yourself and die
The west has a helicopter parent problem. You are done raising your kid once they reach 20, you must allow them to make mistakes and go off on their own. A man should sure until his dick literally stops working.
>You are correct. A man should live for himself and continue to improve. As soon as you have a child you stop improving. True enlightenment is when you realize that mating is just the carrot on the end of a stick and you should not actually eat it.
Need to update your pic bud
Oh god, oh frick, what a israeli ogre.
Same body type.
Thought you ought to know!
Radcliffe is israeli himself. Not surprising he married in cast. Some Yenta matchmaker probably set them up.
Yeah Pattinson also has a pregnant gf.
Woman moment, cope and sneed
Heihachi-Sama, I kneel!
>woman: ages 18 & 20
>man: ages 30 & 85
Man tumblrweebs who grew up emulating anime “art” instead of getting a traditional art education really can’t draw for shit huh?
Based and Heihachi pilled.
blessed image
Ron has won
Woah…WOAH! Hold on, are you saying…is this proof that…wait…are you saying when a man finally has sex, settles down, spreads his seed, no longer needs to look like a supermodel because he’s not trying to attract women…are you saying they…no…are you saying they don’t lift dumbbells up and down anymore? THIS CAN’T BE! AHHH I’M GOING INSANE! THE GAYS WERE RIGHT WE DONT NEED TO PROCREATE! JUST ENDLESSLY SIMP FOR WOMEN FOREVER WITHOUT EVER SPREADING OUR GENES!
>JUST ENDLESSLY SIMP FOR WOMEN FOREVER WITHOUT EVER SPREADING OUR GENES!
How about neither, Black person?
racism outside of /b/
Daniel and Robert are both fathers or expecting to become one.
>racism outside of /b/
Looks like the incel won in the end
Unfortunately it's something you're born with. His grandchildren will call him an incel too.
t. father of 4 who is an incel
bullshit he's wearing a mask in 2023
Britgays got mindbroken from the scamdemic
harry potter should fairly buff anyway from playing quidditch every few days
Upper left
>manlet flexing for a photo, his arms are really only 15 inches and he can't even Bench 225lbs
Upper right
>5'3 115lbs with abs and muscle definition
Bottom left
>Literally dyel tier, he just stopped eating like an American and lost his body reverted to its normal skinny self
Bottom right
>dyel as frick, probably just eats like a bird and has a fast metabolism
Great pics to prove your point OP. Now let's see Daddy Hemsworth who's the father of 3 kids next to these dyel nobodies.
Hemsworth also has Alzheimer genes. He gets mogged by Bruce Banner dork-man who survived a brain tumor.
Hemmie was getting clowned on by his own relatives. It's over.
Cherry picked photo that has him at a bad angle. Also, guys who are 6'4 will always struggle to have thick full legs because they're so tall and long. Tmthat doesn't distract from their strength, Jon Jones has chicken legs and Squats 500lbs
Yeah but the alzheimers issue remains. At least he didn't get run over by a snow plow and lose his dick.
We will all have that disease thanks to microplastics and 5G
You don't have 5G
Son, you never leave your bedroom. The genetic material of an A-list actor should be the least of your concerns.
True, but I have a far lesser chance being ran over by a possessed snow plow
What the frick, I had no idea Pattinson was in the dullest franchise, I thought you were memeing.
rupe won
When did daniel get buff?
Some new movie i missed?
Miracle Workers tv show
Having kids means never sleeping more than 4 hours at a time. It wreaks havoc on your hormones, hence weight gain. That's also why most women become obese after becoming mothers.
That's a b***h who stopped trying, being validated by millions o other b***hes who stopped trying. Makes sense evolutionarily, once a girl makes spawn what other purpose in life does she have? No more reason to maintain attractiveness. But let's not pretend sloth is admirable.
Asian countries don't seem to have this problem thoever. They have a strict culture of fat shaming to keep women from blowing up like in the West.
It's mostly their genetics. They eat a shitload and don't get fat. High fat food too. But less sweets.
Part diet, part genetics. Most American food is banned overseas for being basically poison. Asians also walk a lot and don't spend hours a day behind the wheel of a car.
gee, who wouldn't want to trade a hottie for 2 20+ year responsibilities who drain all your money, time, and energy + a fricking whale
i see black people hair and skin
THERE'S NO ONE LIKE KRUM
>pattinson
>childless
he knocked up bradley cooper used up goods.
There really is no excuse
I'm like Ron and I'm childless.
best of both worlds
>I am le dad now so I can be fat and unfashionable
cope. My daughter is 19 months old and I run 5 miles a day with her in the stroller. Stop being a fat frick
I know which one I'd want to be
4 hedonist losers and one accomplished man who knows what love is
Isn't Pattison's character dead?