>somehow convinced the MPAA to let a frontal scene in a pg-13 movie

>somehow convinced the MPAA to let a frontal scene in a pg-13 movie
I might have to apologise to Wes Anderson

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why should children be barred from watching sex scenes anyway? Because I'm pretty sure most of them have been exposed to porn by the time they're 13.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      but enough about drag queen story hour

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Different story. The act of reading to children itself isn't suspicious, what's suspicious is that these drag queens aren't ready to give up this act in order to vindicate themselves.

        With theaters it's just children and the screen, no ulterior motives.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >priests are the biggest chomos
            kek, not even close you dumb reddit homosexual

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >2% of the population
            >33%+ of child molestation
            sure they aren't, homosexual

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            shut the hell up. those priests couldnt have been abusing any more kids than school teachers, cops, or politicians, but instead of acknowledging that the world is run by pedophiles, (You) all just go on and on about muh priests.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Priests abuse kids at a much higher rate than teachers. Religious people are mentally ill.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Priests abuse kids at a much higher rate than teachers.
                blatantly false, redditor

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I almost want to laugh at this pic cause it's true but then i see the girls' expressions and I feel really bad ;_;
              we must protect our anime grils from the biden family menace

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Also this anon is right. Abuses within the church are minuscule compared to public schooling in general.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh wait that's the wrong graph (still eye-opening though!)
                Let me find the public school one...

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Those catholic priests aren't doing it because they're catholic, they're doing it because they're homosexuals.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >catholic molestation is 95% male on male
            What's the message here again?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Statistically speaking the catholic church diddled at the same rate as any other organisation that involves kids like schools, sports, etc.
            The difference is they fricked up massively by trying to cover it up and by not getting rid of the pedo-priests, just moving them on to different churches where they could re-offend.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Which it turns out is the same thing government schools do. School employees who are caught having sex interactions with students are moved three times on average before they're finally booted. Same thing happens with universities, where a professor who gets in trouble ends up transferred to a branch campus.
              >US public school employees who sexually abuse children are typically moved to different schools three times before they are finally arrested, preying on as many as 73 victims before they are eventually punished, according to a new report by a conservative think tank.
              >Published last week by the Defense of Freedom Institute, the report details hundreds of cases in which teachers in public school districts were accused of abuse, but had their records scrubbed before being moved to new positions, where the abuse continued.
              >Citing earlier research by the Government Accountability Office, the report noted that firing teachers can be a costly process for school districts. As such, the districts often negotiate confidentiality agreements with unions whereby a teacher can resign or be demoted to avoid disciplinary action, before being transferred to another school with a clean slate.
              >The average employee accused of abuse is passed to three different school districts before facing legal consequences, and can abuse up to 73 children in this time.
              >This system has allowed sexual assault to proliferate, the report claimed. According to the most recent Department of Education data, 13,799 cases of sexual violence and 685 cases of rape or attempted rape were recorded in schools during the 2017-2018 school year, up from 9,649 and 394 in 2015-2016.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                in uni the students are usually of age tho

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes but that doesn't mean they wanted their professor whipping out his dick during a tutoring session.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You never know. Have you ever talked to these students? A lot of people can be into zany shit

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                They're all to blame, and there's also nuance to each side. Of course it's easier to advocate for extremes and cherry pick stats for either side because let's be honest, this thread would have died 5 posts in if it were an actual discussion concerning the movie itself

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >according to a new report by a conservative think tank
                >Defense of Freedom Institute
                lol, lmao even

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Same thing happens with universities, where a professor who gets in trouble ends up transferred to a branch campus.
                universities are all adults though. why is that an issue

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                They're in a position of authority. A girl may think that if she refuses the professor's advances he might give her a bad grade or fail her.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's if they actually abuse that position to coerce them. If they aren't coercing and it's fully consensual than it's not wrong.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                The catholic church is also viewed as essentially a conservative political institution making it a favorite punching bag of the left. Catholic priests being pedos has been memed into popular culture by Hollywood as well.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Two sides of the same coin. Literally

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >4/5 of gays got molested as kids
            >the rest are men that got so unlucky with women that they turned gay.
            it's like if it was a mental illness created by sexual traumas and rejection or something.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Just because you say it in a meme doesn't make it true.

            Why is it so vital that kids are indoctrained by homosexualry?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I've never stepped foot in a Catholic church in my entire life. I don't listen to idolatrous heathen Mary worshipers.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Reread what you just posted there again, carefully this time

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        i first found porn at 8 years old through fricking yahoo. this was like 2001, there were no drag queens or trannies indoctrinating me. get fricking real, mongo.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I looked up porn on my parents dial-up connection when I was 12, you are oblivious if you think 95% of kids with access to a phone or tablet haven't seeked it out

        it's virtually impossible to even google for cartoon or video game characters without seeing rule34 of them

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because Medieval Christianity said so and modern democrats strangely hold too much respect for it

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        This idea that the US is some kind of bastion of puritanism is a total meme. Sex is everywhere and Christianity is only held in contempt in popular American culture. If anything, ethics in film regarding nudity or sex is more influenced by unfrickable feminists who complain about the "sexualization and objectification of women" than it is by some sort of crypto-Christian force behind the scenes pulling the strings.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Americans clutch their pearls in faux modesty at R movie ratings all the time- other countries don’t do this. The likes of the U.K. have ratings such as 15 and 18 that are both routinely used, carrying no social stigma whatsoever.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >doesn't realise one begets another
          ngmi

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's not about feminism because male nudity is also rejected. It's american puritan values that make the rating system favoring violence to sexuality, and it's been like that for decades.
          There are other countries with even stronger feminist ideologies in the mainstream that aren't that freaked out by nudity, both male or female.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >y-you’re a puritan
            Go watch dicks on naked attraction you dumb foreigner

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              how are you so proud of being ruled by puritan feminists? there is a better world out there than what you know

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not proud, just tired of the same limp criticisms about the most moronic things
                >you don’t have enough nudity being shown to kids!
                >but also you’re like so degenerate showing sexuality to kids!

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >there is a better world out there than what you know
                Lol where?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Penises are way more common than vags.
            >B-but
            Merkins don't count

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >christian cereal maker follows israeli dickcutting ritual
        >atheist child dickcutters follow christian moral code
        goes to show that being baby mutilating prudes is genetic

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he never downloaded porn to his flip phone to show his friends
      does your wife know you're a gay?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >most people have done it therefore it’s good
      no, because watching pornography that young is a form of sexual abuse

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        you're an actual moron

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's not how that works.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      oh look, a pedophile

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    what movie was this so i can google image search this scene? asking for a friend

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Asteroid City, hasn't released yet

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      She already did full frontal in Under The Skin. I wasn't impressed tbh

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        too dimly lit. needed to see more.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why was her one tit noticeably bigger than the other? I realize there’s usually some variation, but that you’d expect SOME symmetry from someone of that renown.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          She was turned to the side. Not that difficult

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >blink and you'll miss it
    I'll believe it when I see screencaps

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >In the United States, the Motion Picture Association (MPA) initially gave the film an R-rating "for brief graphic nudity".[37] Focus Features successfully appealed the decision, and the film was re-rated PG-13 "for brief graphic nudity, smoking, and some suggestive material".[38]
    wtf

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The mpaa equvalent of haggling
      >this? this is definitely gonna be at least an R
      *pester them again*
      >mmm alright PG 13, but that's as low as I can go

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The mpaa equvalent of haggling
      >this? this is definitely gonna be at least an R
      *pester them again*
      >mmm alright PG 13, but that's as low as I can go

      its just an organisation created by the industry to prevent the actual government from regulating them. they control it and can give themselves whatever rating they want

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Which is why its ratings are completely arbitrary and worthless. Try watching The Force Awakens and telling me why it needs to be PG-13. You could show it to kindergarteners.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You haven't seen 'This Film Is Not Yet Rated'? It explains how the MPAA rates movies and what a incestuous clusterfrick the whole process is.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wrote a paper on MPAA guidelines in college and it got censored, lol.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why wouldn't he want it to be R, like other serious movies for adults? PG-13 is for capeshit.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      if PG-13 was alloted one (1) nude scene just like with the f-bomb, ticket sales would skyrocket

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Titanic had breasts and it was rated 12, at least in Europe.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe if it meant breasts in Marvel movies, but why is PG-13 a target for this movie? It's not like teenagers are an important demo for Wes Anderson films, anyway. It wouldn't be missing out on potential sales by being R. If anything, the opposite is true: adults looking for relief from the dramatic and artistic mediocrity of generic Hollywood blockbusters will dismiss it out of hand for being PG-13.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Brief breasts fit PG-13. Titanic had PG-13.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      and vagine?

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So where is it?

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did they need to show breasts in a movie about children gathering to watch stars?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why are you gay?

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    based scarlett

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      So did she end up getting her boobs filled again? Remember the shitstorm when she cut them off in 2014

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does kids+sex= bad?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      t. ESL subhuman

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      nonce

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cultural norm of many places says so. If you have an issue then go look for a different culture

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >rating a movie R just because someone is naked
    Please tell me you don't really support Quaker shit like this?

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like these people don't remember what PG used to be like in the decades before the early 2000's.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      there's this whole wave of zoomer puritans
      what's funny is that theyre themselves often of progressive values and this causes frequent twitter shitstorms between different types of progressives

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >men fricking men in the ass is okay, but showing a naked woman isn't

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          usually it's about showing teens any type of pornography plus the bullshit about SHE WAS ONLY SEVENTINO AND A HALF

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Usually the way to go about these things is trying to imagine saying this shit to a group of friends in public and if you visualize them giving you a wtf or ick look then maybe the problem is with you

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              do you only have female friends? guys will pretend to virtue signal in front of women and soi males but will give their honest opinion with their close friends

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I used the term "friends" but really meant coworkers or colleagues. People talk shit here about any topic because they hide behind "Anonymous", but it doesn't translate to IRL, and if you think it does then again you are the problem for being that socially moronic

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                who cares what your coworkers or colleagues think. They don't matter and they aren't going to be honest with their beliefs. The only thing that matters is what your close friends and family thinks. Most people aren't going to care about an age gap if the person is legal. Which is 16-18 depending on the state. People who don't care about you will pretend to be outraged because they can use it aaginst you and virtue signal to other people

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Logan's Run was PG and had a rape orgy scene, along with several instances of full frontal nudity. My step-mother joked that PG stood for "Pretty Good".

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Siri, when did films quit using the Hayes code and switch to the MPAA standard? Also tell me when the PG13 rating was added and when Logan's Run came out

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      why is this a controversy in america?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because he was too pussy to make the trailer park boy and his siblings father and daughters

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What kind of parent is going to take the kids to a fricking wes anderson movie anyway

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who cares. You are neither party and this doesn't affect you (unless you're a parent)

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So is Cinemaphile just gonna b***h and moan or will someone here at least post the webm?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's not out yet

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate women

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I feel mildly annoyed at women and then forget about it after watching copious amounts of porn. Funny enough this is also a ScarJo movie plot

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >showing kids naked bodies is bad because... They'll become trannies!!!
    >showing kids extreme violence, guts and war footage is good because...
    why are circumcised mutts like this

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      moronic puritanical beliefs combined with a deep sense of righteousness deeply ingrained in the mutt soul
      once you understand this type of thinking you understand americans and why they love pornography but cover up greek statues or why they have no problem sending a region back to the stone age to give it democracy

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are they pushing old women so much nowadays? Scarlett is like 50

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nudity is normal.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't like her Hot Ones episode aside from looking at her. She even refused to answer one of the questions.

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    In "Airplane!" a nude woman with DD breasts runs in front of the screen and shakes for like 5 seconds. It got a PG rating.

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