There was a bacta tank right there on Jabiim in the base where Vader stabbed her. You know, the same one Obi-Wan used.
>implying the ship she landed on Jabiim in vanished
If you gays want something to b***h about, how about this- how did Roken find Tala's holster when she blew herself up? Was it made from the same material as the 9/11 hijackers' passports?
>There was a bacta tank right there on Jabiim in the base where Vader stabbed her. You know, the same one Obi-Wan used. >expecting her to soak in some white man's used bacta.
So you want to basically validate all the shitty things said/done to her earlier in the season and prove the racists right by bacta-breaking her?
I am tired of Black folk being forced into every single fricking movie and tv show. They're about 15% of the population.
Same for homosexuals.
Normally I wouldn't put it that way but you can only attack white men so long before you can't be fricking polite anymore
Tired of being attacked endlessly
Who cares about some black girl nobody's ever heard of.
It's beyond predictable, everyone other than white men has to be the focus point.
This goddamn fricking bullshit needs to stop. Tired of thinking this way and being reminded of it endlessly. I just wanna be entertained and not have to think about race politics.
>white male sensitivity >"man this shit sucks"
meanwhile >black sensitivity >"DD YOU CALL ME A Black person?!?!?!? IM FINNA BURN DOWN MY OWN HOOD NOW b***h AAAAAAAAHHHHHH IM A FRICKING MONKEY ASS APE NOW BRUH BRUH BRUH"
>white male sensitivity
You're white. You're a liberal who lvies in that gay "safe space" community you got by ethnically-cleansing out all not your kind just like black, Muslims, and Mexicans routinely do. You refuse to live in the "diversity" you unload on everyone else, yet you elcture others on white racism when they complain.
But at the end of the day you keep your distance from what you unload ontot he rest of us. And you impress no one speaking on behalf of black people to help them be victims for them.
Meanwhile blacks spent 6 months straight rioting and burning down cities over some black career felon who got his neck stepped on and died from a fentanyl overdose?
I'm sure crying on Cinemaphile so other pathetic white men can call you "based" will do so much. Go kill an executive >inb4 glowie
You want change make it homosexual.
>They're about 15% of the population.
And the galaxy is full of furries, scalies and blue men. Le Black personinos shouldn’t be the thing that sets you off when they’ve been in Star Wars since episode 5. >b-but the le whyte genosyde!
Where is that in this? Obi-Wan is white. Owen, Beru, and Luke are white. Leia is white. Anakin is ash grey. Even in the sequels, Rey, the Brit b***h, is the sole greatest hero and savior of the galaxy.
Imagine being so cucked you can’t leave the /misc/ shit at the door when consuming high scifi shit. Your narrative doesn’t apply to this type of shit. By design it completely contradicts it. Yet every day, every thread, your homosexual ass is crying and pouting about shit that functionally cannot be and is not there. Just kys now and get it over with. I’ll even give you the rope to tie around your neck. Just kys you fricking gay.
The whole show is just full of plot holes and people not confirming their fricking kills. Also they picked the two ugliest and most annoying child actors to play Luke and Leia.
Dumbfounding how the high inquisitor had nothing to say about Vader stabbing Darth Watermelon in the stomach and leaving her to die, a wound he literally just survived.
You see, anon, your problem lies in the fact that you expect application of logic to something completely devoid of logic or some continuation of anything that existed prior.
There is no chain, there is no lessons to learn, there is literally nothing.
It just stuff that happened in on episode. Good. It will not matter in the next. Nothing matters.
I talk to much. I need to shut the frick up.
>beats Obi Wan to Tattooine
Boba Fett and the Empire beat Han to Bespin.
Obi Wan took a detour to fight Vader. >Gets stabbed in the chest. Not even the heart
gets healed
Yanno, I hate magical Black shit too, but seriously, shut the frick up.
>tis notin but a flesh wound! >Ima quick heal myself with plot armor >Ima quick travel to another planet on the plot armor >damn I'm fricking fine jedi sith black powerful lady
>beats Obi Wan to Tattooine
Boba Fett and the Empire beat Han to Bespin.
Obi Wan took a detour to fight Vader. >Gets stabbed in the chest. Not even the heart
gets healed
Yanno, I hate magical Black shit too, but seriously, shut the frick up.
See also
Which is Pottery because she stabbed the other inquisitor in the belly.
And also
It's like Canon that only heart injuries are fatal.
's still Good in him, Obi Wan! >>[Dies of a broken heart and no will to live]
Stop nitpicking just because there's a sheboon as if this is all her doing or something. >>What the frick, Luke just got his hand cut off, he should be screaming his head off and bleeding out, not climbing on weather vanes!
gets healed
beats Obi wan to Tatooine >Literally how
Because it couldn't happen any other way Darth. I don't think there has ever been a show/episode with lower stakes than this one, rendering the entire affair rather perfunctory. Nothing mattered, because we all knew how it would turn out. Even with the black chick from Baltimore we knew how it was going to turn-out because they would never let it go any other way.
Everything about modern movies makes complete sense if you accept the premise that black people and females are superior and that the writers want you to remember it. It's only the beginning, your children won't remember a single positive white male model in modern media other than a few cuckold characters.
True, but irrelevant next to not having any positive white male role models in actual life. Part of the reason that millennial women write like this is because they were the first generation to not know any pre-boomer white men, the WWII generation. The later millennials only ever knew boomers and gen-x and so are instinctively reacting to their weakness by "creating worlds" where those men aren't needed under the delusion that you can "see it to be it" and the women and darkie men will rise to the occasion.
This episode wasn't really woke at all. The whole series hasn't been woke. It IS maximally liberal, though. Women and "safe" men of various darker hues figure out how to run things while the white male sons of the upper middle class frick off to caves to ponder existence and die childless.
>your children won't remember a single positive white male model in modern media
Are they destroying all the old media? If your kids don't have strong white role models in media, whose fault is that?
I mean, I get it, I hate token insertions and the magical Black folks and especially hidden Black folk, but this one was not those things. She didn't just magically know things like Rey, and wasn't perfect at everything, and her story made sense within the larger framework of all the Star Wars Spin-off media since Revenge of the Sith.
It’s a space wizard movie made for kids. Turn off your brain and enjoy it. Bet you’re fun at parties. You must have a sad life. Jeeze talk about toxic. Star Wars fandom is full of haters. Stop forcing people to not enjoy things. Just learn to enjoy things in life sometimes man.
So they injected this character in this just to make a spinoff about a black female jedi? They completely fricked whatever plot this had by pasting her in
Is that what they're doing? It seems to me like they were setting up a second season of Obi Wan with that ending. Off on another damned fool idealistic crusade in his fresh and clean Jedi clothing.
>Her own spin-off confirmed just last week
You know this is probably because of all the trolls giving her shit on social media before the series even got started, right?
I wish people would learn to hold their tongues and see what happens instead of constantly provoking.
Oh well, good for her, I hope it Rhymes.
>I wish people would learn to hold their tongues and see what happens instead of constantly provoking.
You've been trying to spread this lie constantly since the show began. They will make up controversy even if there is none you disingenuous israelite. "Just ignore it" has not worked a single time in the last decade, so why would you expect anyone to fall for that?
>trolls giving her shit on social media before the series even got started
Frick off, she was announced with a "DON'T GO AND DO A RACISM NOW BOYS" angle. Fricking pathetic attempt at pre-deflecting criticism because they knew it was going to be shit.
Anyway, they already knew she was getting a series. Nothing that happened since Ep1 first streamed pushed this.
>Deflecting because they knew it was gonna be shit
But it wasn't shit. It is just as good as anything else in the post-Prequel era. Better than JJ's NuWars sequels. Why are you so mad that I said wait and see instead of jumping the gun?
Obi-Wan should have just been a movie as originally intended. The whole plot should have involved him coming out of hiding to help other Jedi who were being hunted and the only appearance of Darth Vader being a lightsaber battle at the end. Obi-Wan isn't some useless hobo at the start of the movie, and the opening scene is him training whilst communicating with Qui-Gon. The last act of the movie has Vader brutally killing the Jedi that Obi-Wan was trying to save and wounding Obi-Wan, allowing him to live so he can suffer. This breaks Obi-Wan so he becomes the frail old hermit we meet in A New Hope.
No young Leia bullshit, no third sister bullshit and the only important character is Obi-Wan, like the fricking title implies.
I'm willing to bet you came up with this is less than 10 minutes. And it's still infinitely better than what we got. At least your version acknowledges A New Hope exists.
>the only important character is Obi-Wan, like the fricking title implies. >him coming out of hiding to help other Jedi who were being hunted and the only appearance of Darth Vader being a lightsaber battle at the end. >the only important character is Obi-Wan,
Explain how that works. >like the fricking title implies.
>I wish people would learn to hold their tongues and see what happens instead of constantly provoking.
You've been trying to spread this lie constantly since the show began. They will make up controversy even if there is none you disingenuous israelite. "Just ignore it" has not worked a single time in the last decade, so why would you expect anyone to fall for that?
I haven't been on TV in over a year, I only came here today to talk about the finale. They may well have made up controversy. Shitheads like you have never ignored anything for the last decade. I didn't say ignore it completely. I said wait until the movie is out, the story is told, and we see how it goes, etc etc. before bashing it because there's Black folk. Apparently that's a bridge too far for you.
So you believe the one screencap disney posted on twitter? And that that is enough to justify making an entire fricking sequel series about a character nobody likes? You're braindead and a shill. have a nice day.
>Nobody likes
Nobody liked Ashoka at the beginning of Clone Wars either.
You're not everybody, and you're not omnipotent, and if this
Obi-Wan should have just been a movie as originally intended. The whole plot should have involved him coming out of hiding to help other Jedi who were being hunted and the only appearance of Darth Vader being a lightsaber battle at the end. Obi-Wan isn't some useless hobo at the start of the movie, and the opening scene is him training whilst communicating with Qui-Gon. The last act of the movie has Vader brutally killing the Jedi that Obi-Wan was trying to save and wounding Obi-Wan, allowing him to live so he can suffer. This breaks Obi-Wan so he becomes the frail old hermit we meet in A New Hope.
No young Leia bullshit, no third sister bullshit and the only important character is Obi-Wan, like the fricking title implies.
is your idea of a good story, you're a fricking moron.
HOW ABOUT THIS CRAZY IDEA - WE DIDN'T NEED AN OBI-WAN TV SHOW OR MOVIE AND THERE IS NO WAY TO MAKE IT WORK WITH THE ESTABLISHED CANON
This worked just fine. I don't know what you thought the "established canon" was, but it was "wrecked" the moment George started working on the Prequels. And then it was "Wrecked" again when Clone Wars came out. And "Wrecked" again when Rebels came out. And when Ashoka survived. This series doesn't hurt anything.
>And then it was "Wrecked" again when Clone Wars came out. And "Wrecked" again when Rebels came out.
Who the frick watches cartoons? Frick Filoni. He's a false prophet.
I'm willing to bet you came up with this is less than 10 minutes. And it's still infinitely better than what we got. At least your version acknowledges A New Hope exists.
>moronic bleak ending with no future and nothing we dont' already know
Boomer liberals are insufferably naive but at least they are trying. What you just described would be an entirely pointless story without third sister's redemption arc.
Then don't make the story? I dunno what to tell you. What you described is not a movie with any kind of future or happy ending because everything worthwhile is picked up in A New Hope. Those intervening years had to be either boring or too depressing to talk about because of what we saw in the first Star Wars film. Gen-Xers and Millennials *THINK* they want to see dark and edgy shit but they really don't.
Not every story needs to have a big bad villain who gets defeated in the end. Liberal mindset. By far the best parts of this Kenobi show from Disney was the scenes of Obi-Wan working at the meat factory. I would like to see more of that.
Every story needs a point unless it's by and for israelites. The rest of us need to know that when bad things happens there is a reason, even if it's not apparent. That isn't a "liberal" mindset. It's a sane one. It's a mindset of I don't want to see Obi Wan spending years either (a) bored or (b) too traumatized to talk about it because those things aren't Star Wars.
>Gen-Xers and Millennials *THINK* they want to see dark and edgy shit but they really don't.
Holy shit this. The crying back in the day about how the prequels needed to be more gritty and dark and even Rated R was just absurd. They needed a little less overt slapstick and fart jokes, and that's about it. It reminds me of a John Byrne editorial about kids wanting their comic books to grow up with them and get more mature and sexy instead of just getting on with their lives and letting the genre of power fantasies for children stay just for children.
Why would there need to be any more reason to an "evil" ending than Vader being stronger? People who need happy endings or a glimmer of hope after an ending where the bad guy wins are children.
>People who need happy endings or a glimmer of hope after an ending where the bad guy wins are children.
Yes. You're so much more mature because you like grim, shitty endings. That's a real mark of a sophisticated man. It's not at all because you're a man-child with something to prove.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Not what I said. I said if you think a movie or series needs to have a happy ending or a light at the end of the tunnel otherwise it's pointless you're a child. I don't require grim endings, but grim endings are often better because they don't have a stupid deus ex machina plot twist to ensure the good guys win.
Not every story needs to have a big bad villain who gets defeated in the end. Liberal mindset. By far the best parts of this Kenobi show from Disney was the scenes of Obi-Wan working at the meat factory. I would like to see more of that.
6 was the greatest but there shouldve been closure for Reva. I dont want another light side force user holy shit, just make a tweener thats more dark side since ahsoka was a tweener thats more light
There's plenty of obvious ways to make it work in canon. Ideally, it would have been Obi-Wan trying to live a simple life on Tatooine while keeping a watchful eye on Luke. No Inquisitors, No Darth Vader, No Stormtroopers. Most of the scenes would be Obi-Wan in his cave arguing with Ghost Qui-Gon or flashback nightmares of The Clone Wars where Anakin's more evil side comes out and Obi-Wan regrets how foolish he was to not see and prevent it. Something actually introspective of the character which helps explain why he went from a War Hero in Revenge of the Sith, to a crusty old hermit in A New Hope.
>There's plenty of obvious ways to make it work in canon. Ideally, it would have been Obi-Wan trying to live a simple life on Tatooine while keeping a watchful eye on Luke.
Bet you loved the part in Red Dead Redemption 2 where you go from one exciting outlaw mission after another to suddenly doing gay farm chores for 10 hours. Protip: nobody wants to watch the shit you described. It's both boring and dark at the same time. There was never any reason to show the events of this time period.
You're right. I do have excellent taste in media. The John parts of Red Dead 2 are the best parts. Only a troony Black person with low IQ "WHY ARE THERE NO ENEMIES TO SHOOT!!!" brain would dislike the epilogue.
I hate to break it to you kiddo, but Red Dead Redemption 2 is not a good video game. The only aspects of it that aren't horrible mundane and mediocre are the characters and story. The missions in the epilogue might have less explosions and gunshots than the first 6 chapters, but the gameplay is no more boring and unfun than it already was. The best parts of the story are all in the epilogue. It also has the best moments of character growth and development. So yes. RDR2's epilogue is the best part of that """"game"""" and you should have a nice day if you unironically think otherwise.
>I hate to break it to you kiddo >It also has the best moments of character growth and development.
Imagine playing video games for "character growth and development". Is this something you say to make the girls think you're deep because honestly if I tried to bring up Link's sexual orientation or Super Mario's growth as a person to my friends I'd have had the shit kicked out of me. This is the part where you realize that internet discussions have made you infinitely gayer. Here's a tip o' the hat for that m'lady -tier comment, you homo.
>Imagine playing video games for "character growth and development".
Literally the only thing of value RDR2 has. Why would I bring up Link's sexual orientation or Mario's growth? Both of those characters are from games with actual gameplay that's actually fun to play. If I was to bring them up, it would be to talk about the actual game. You really are a dumb Black person aren't you?
2 years ago
Anonymous
You're one of those special types aren't you? Comparing Red Dead 2 to Legend of Zelda and Super Mario? I know this is Cinemaphile but damn son that's actually sad and pathetic. Red Dead Redemption 2 is the most boring non-video game I've ever played. But it has a great story with likable and believable characters. I've never ever seen any discussion of RDR2's gameplay because there is nothing to be said about it. The entire game is a glorified QTE and behaves more like a TV show than an actual video game. Any time the player tries to go off script they're given a big "MISSION FAILED" screen. The only thing people ever talk about when it comes to RDR2 is it's story and characters. Zelda and Mario are the complete opposite and you're an absolute moron for trying to equivocate them.
This is the kind of cope that zoomers concoct when they realize "story games" are nothing more than upjumped shitty cartoons trying to take themselves too seriously as "art" and thus end up being bad games and bad movies, which wasn't what my comment was about but there you have it. Clearly not only do you like it when games become incredibly boring for no reason but you also like it when they stop being games and start being melodramatic crap made by literally the last people on earth who should be dramatizing human interaction and presenting it in narrative form.
The game got boring because watching people do chores for more than a brief establishing sequence is boring. Similarly, a show about Obi Wan watching over Luke would be *necessarily* boring unless you start introducing a lot of unlikely shit, which is where we are at. In summation, you are a moronic homosexual zoomer who likes games where cartoons talk about their feelings and you like movies where characters do chores for hours which is precisely the opposite of what you should be into which makes me suspect what other things you're into that you should not be, like fancying sexual congress with other males.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>two entire paragraphs of projection
Story was obviously the focus of the game. As evidenced by the fact that the only good thing about it is it's story. If that's too much for you underaged brain to handle then I don't really care. I'm sorry your monkeybrain thought Red Dead 2 was fun until the actual good part of the "game" started. Your shit taste in video games is duly noted and disregarded. You can stop projecting your moronic insecurities now. I accept your concession.
You're one of those special types aren't you? Comparing Red Dead 2 to Legend of Zelda and Super Mario? I know this is Cinemaphile but damn son that's actually sad and pathetic. Red Dead Redemption 2 is the most boring non-video game I've ever played. But it has a great story with likable and believable characters. I've never ever seen any discussion of RDR2's gameplay because there is nothing to be said about it. The entire game is a glorified QTE and behaves more like a TV show than an actual video game. Any time the player tries to go off script they're given a big "MISSION FAILED" screen. The only thing people ever talk about when it comes to RDR2 is it's story and characters. Zelda and Mario are the complete opposite and you're an absolute moron for trying to equivocate them.
I was told I was stupid for saying the writers needed to make Reva's evil actions more excusable somehow since they were clearly going to try to redeem her. "She's not a good guy," I was told.
The supposed leaks about her pretty well line up with what we got except supposedly she was going to return to Vader and he was going to kill her for not telling him Kenobi's/Luke's location
What lead? She kidnapped her because she knew about Obi Wan's connection to Bail Organa to lure him out of hiding. There wasn't anything particularly noteworthy about her otherwise in their eyes.
One of the early notes that the third Black person might be a mary sue magical negress was her knowing who Anakin was, as if she'd seen the prequels or was otherwise omniscient.
It's bad writing to assume that the characters know shit they couldn't know (Like Rey and Finn having any idea who Han Solo or the Millennium Falcon were 40 years later), but it's also bad viewing to assume that the characters know everything you-the-viewer knows.
>Also they knew her father connected Obi wan kenomobi so why not Arrest him and break him?
Because he's a senator and the Imperial Senate still exists. This is mentioned in one of the early episodes. It's also directly mentioned in the first confrontation between Leia and Vader in the first movie.
You can't commit high fricking treason and expect to get away with it just because you're a senator. If someone in the US senate was best buds with Bin Laden and people found out he'd have been sent to gitmo.
>You can't commit high fricking treason and expect to get away with it just because you're a senator. If someone in the US senate was best buds with Bin Laden and people found out he'd have been sent to gitmo.
The sad part is aging Boomers still believe this is how our system functions. Who was the last high level politician or bureaucrat held accountable for anything (without citing Trump or Trump appointees)?
What High Treason? That he knew a Jedi? If they were going to get Organa for anything, it would have been when he showed up at the Temple and saw them kill George Lucas's kid in Sith. Even with the Emperor taking over, the Senate still has a lot of power and such, which is why he wants to abolish the council permanently once his Death Star is complete.
Nobody knows that Organa contacted Obi Wan to get him to come out of hiding. The sister was acting on her own hiring the Kidnappers, who were all then killed, and acting on her own taking Leia to the base. Leia points out who she is and that they'll all be in trouble in that one episode and the sister tells her as much.
Yes, woman smeller and sex-haver. Tell me more about how realistic this was. How great was it when they were assaulted by a raging boon and boon takes off into the night in pursuit of fleeing Luke and then those two apparently sit around doing nothing for an hour until raging boon returns with what appears to be Luke's lifeless body. Of course you as a stone-cold woman-knower recognizes that solid 60-seconds where this totally submissive maternal type just stands there stone faced instead of IMMEDIATELY rushing in to attend to the child. Instincts sminstincts. He wasn't her natural child so, like, that shouldn't matter, right?
I hit a nerve, didn't I? What's the matter, do your chins have chins? Go do some deep analysis on some more procedural cartoon on rail games.
Here's what happened: >Sheboon is a sorceress with Magic powers. This is kind of the whole premise of the show, is sorcerers with magic powers, so she's not unique or special in this regard. >Owen got hit hard and thrown off the walkway to land on his back. Beru also got hit and knocked out >Luke ran off into the dark >Sheboon chased him, limping because Owen aggravated her injury. >Owen and Beru recover and go topside looking and calling for Luke >An hour passes? Did you have a timer, or did one of the characters have a watch that I didn't see? >Owen limps over to Beru's side >Sheboon puts Luke down >Luke looks dead >About 10 seconds pass >Luke moves. >Owen immediately starts limping over to pick him up. >Owen picks him up and carries him away, still limping.
How do you function in life with such terrible observational and reasoning skills? You're literally worse than a Black person.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>I hit a nerve, didn't I? What's the matter, do your chins have chins?
I know what that means but what is it supposed to imply in the context of this conversation? That you made me mad so I got fatter? You aren't very good at this. Are you ESL? I'm guessing probably not. Probably a very cuckolded rural person with sympathies for impotent farmers. Meanwhile, real men be out here doing what they want and taking what they want.
2 years ago
Anonymous
No, It was meant to imply that my mentioning your not touching women made you so angry that you had a stroke and wrote the mess I was replying to.
>he has senatorial immunity
They fricking blow him up ten years later on sketchier grounds
>They fricking blow him up ten years later on sketchier grounds
Yes. What happened in the scene almost literally immediately before they do that?
>If someone in the US senate was best buds with Bin Laden and people found out he'd have been sent to gitmo.
Also, No, are you ignorant or just forgetful?
2 years ago
Anonymous
I'll assume just forgetful.
Not to endorse US proxy conflicts, but there is a critical difference between having publicly associated with individuals who became enemies of the state at a later date and currently associating with those who are now participating in a civil war against the state (as Bail is). By your examples, Sheev could just as well be considered a traitor to the Empire.
2 years ago
Anonymous
This?
>If someone in the US senate was best buds with Bin Laden and people found out he'd have been sent to gitmo.
Also, No, are you ignorant or just forgetful?
This is "National Hero John McCain" meeting with ISIS members during the Syria conflict in 2013. Before founding ISIS, Al Baghdadi was the leader of Al Qaeda in Iraq and killed many American Soldiers between 2005 and 2011.
2 years ago
Anonymous
The US was not at war with ISIS in 2013, and the establishment position was the arming of these militants. Don't get me wrong: I'm not fighting you about the right or wrong of it; I'm saying it's not comparable to the Bail Organa situation. Bail would be arrested for treason against the Empire, because he was actively supporting armed militants currently waging war against the state.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Al Baghdadi, who was in that picture with McCain was literally waging war against American Soldiers in Iraq.
2 years ago
Anonymous
That isn't what Baghdadi looked like at the time. He had a full beard and looked older.
This is all seems very far afield of my point that Disney did a bad writing.
No, It was meant to imply that my mentioning your not touching women made you so angry that you had a stroke and wrote the mess I was replying to.
[...] >They fricking blow him up ten years later on sketchier grounds
Yes. What happened in the scene almost literally immediately before they do that?
They didn't have the political capability to destroy Alderaan ten years prior, okay, but I simply don't believe they wouldn't investigate Bail's connections, which creates problems for the status of things by ANH.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Of course they investigated his connections. But they weren't able to prove anything.
Vader establishes this in the first confrontation with Leia. "You weren't on any mercy mission this time" Like he's nearly caught her before, but she slithered out of it. Even now he's caught her red handed, and he still has to fake her death to avoid the political repercussions from the Senate.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>"You weren't on any mercy mission this time" >Like he's nearly caught her before
I don't quite get that from that line, but I can kind of feel the implication of some previous suspicion, to be fair. Even so, I think it requires an unreasonable amount of mental writing of the years prior to ANH to excuse the amount of connections between Bail, the rebels, and Kenobi that are made known to the Empire a decade prior to ANH. Also, if Vader (certainly) concluded that Bail had some contact with Kenobi, he really should have been opposed to killing him on Alderaan. Surely he would have interrogated him just like Leia to find Kenobi now that he wasn't beholden to the Senate.
2 years ago
Anonymous
First, I think the more unreasonable mental writing would be that Vader just forgot about Kenobi for twenty years while Kenobi just sat in the desert doing nothing for twenty years, or even worse that Kenobi and Yoda didn't go tag-team the Emperor immediately after Kenobi defeated Vader.
In the second episode the other inquisitors confront her about kidnapping a senator's daughter and that she had no right, she says that the archives showed that they had contact during the clone wars. Given all the "Jedi come out to help, they can't help it" lines in the first episode, there's nothing else to suggest that Kenobi and Organa had any close or continuing ties before or after this incident.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Bail would be arrested for treason against the Empire, because he was actively supporting armed militants currently waging war against the state.
Also, they would still have to prove it and have actual evidence to prove it.
The third sister and the bounty hunters she hired who were later killed are the only ones who knew about Organa. Obi Wan coming out of hiding to find Leia isn't the same thing as Organa providing material support to the rebellion (which he was also doing), and Leia used her diplomatic position to support the rebellion covertly, hence the whole "Don't act so surprised your highness", "I don't know what you're talking about, I'm a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan" Conversation.
Because Kumail NonaJedi dropped Obi's cell phone when he handed his shit back to him and she found it in the dirt while senator Organa was calling, so she heard him say he was going to Tatooine to help Owen protect the boy.
I want to give props on that front, this story did a good job fleshing out Owen and Beru. A massive step up in Characterization from their introduction in the Prequels.
>this story did a good job fleshing out Owen and Beru. A massive step up in Characterization from their introduction in the Prequels. >t. feminized numale beard cuck who wants to be bossed around, intimidated, and assaulted by women
>t. feminized numale beard cuck who wants to be bossed around, intimidated, and assaulted by women
That's basically the target audience for Star Wars these days
>>t. feminized numale beard cuck who wants to be bossed around, intimidated, and assaulted by women
Beru didn't boss Owen around. Their dynamic was typical of farm families. Owen didn't let himself be pushed around either. He protected his family, told Beru what to do, and even hurt the Jedi who otherwise completely outclassed him as a normal dude.
Did I miss something, or are you just going through the Cinemaphile glossary for insults?
She arrived with the Imperials though, so wouldn't the Grand Inquisitor just have some Imperial pilot take it back to Nur?
She arrived on her own ship. Maybe she had the keys in her pocket. Maybe they just didn't care. Maybe they figured her desire for revenge would keep her alive and turn her more to the Dark Side and make her more useful in the future.
>She arrived on her own ship.
Yeah, but she landed alongside the Imperials, like you can see on your screencap. And I don't think 'keys' are much of a problem here.
Would Vader just leave the ship there for her?
>told Beru what to do
No, he didn't. He let himself get dragged around to the point of being handed the weapon by Beru and staring at it with this gormless look on his face and then when shit goes down he puts his arm on her shoulder like she's his son and not his wife and is all like "it's time" as if that's something a dude says before he's about to get into a physical altercation.
This episode was written and directed by homosexual women for homosexual women from a company run by homosexual women.
>He let himself get dragged around to the point of being handed the weapon by Beru
LOL, you're a fricking fool who has never been close enough to smell a woman, you've never been in a relationship, and you have no idea what being a husband or father are about.
I had to go back and watch it again just in case. He gets "dragged by his wife" saying "I don't want to leave my home", she then says "we both knew this day would come", and that's the end of her "dragging him", the rest of the time he's giving orders to her during the fight and putting himself in harms way to protect her and the kid. I'll pass on taking your advice as to what manliness is, or how farm families interact with each other. Good luck ever touching a woman you don't have to pay for.
A man is the head of the family, not a tyrant.
Yes, woman smeller and sex-haver. Tell me more about how realistic this was. How great was it when they were assaulted by a raging boon and boon takes off into the night in pursuit of fleeing Luke and then those two apparently sit around doing nothing for an hour until raging boon returns with what appears to be Luke's lifeless body. Of course you as a stone-cold woman-knower recognizes that solid 60-seconds where this totally submissive maternal type just stands there stone faced instead of IMMEDIATELY rushing in to attend to the child. Instincts sminstincts. He wasn't her natural child so, like, that shouldn't matter, right?
>This episode was written and directed by homosexual women for homosexual women from a company run by homosexual women.
How did we ALL end up in this world. Where are all those rich, filthy, fat bastards smoking cigars and fricking new actresses? how? I don't understand!
you're saying that you have a problem with a woman portraying traditionally masculine traits. that just makes you a misogynist.
stop being so sensitive about it, the world is a big place and it has room for women that feel territorial and have the will to stand up for their family with guns.
Cool gaslighting but nobody with two brain cells to rub together thinks that women are better in traditionally male roles and the world has gotten demonstrably worse in most ways that matter since "female empowerment" became a meme. Your opinions are not based on reality and facts but rather vague notions of "equality" that reflect how you wish the world to be, not how it is. Women think they can be men the way that morons and children think they can be whatever they want, only women do it with a degree of venom and malice most of the time. And yes, I'm a misogynist but I would point out that the biggest haters of women are other women so I'd like to think I'm just more clued-in than drooling morons such as yourself.
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>nobody with two brain cells to rub together thinks that women are better in traditionally male roles
Nobody suggested they were. You're arguing against a strawman you invented in your head. I'm not sure what stereotype you think women are supposed to be like, but it's probably based on your roleplaying women in chatrooms.
You're not clued-in, you're a fricking moron. Probably two steps from being a full troony.
A woman not wanting to leave her home and instead fight is an historical fact.
Tough women in the old west are historical fact.
Who cares. Disney is fan fiction. Why did any of you drooling morons think they would produce anything of value when meritocracy is dead? You will never get anything kino because of this.
Don't waste your time, moron. How any of you still give a shit about Star Wars after the ST is beyond me and lived for this shit growing up in the 80s.
I'm interested in watching a carcrash, moron. However, the last episode was borderline kino so I want to see the final episode. If that's alright with you.
Did I miss something?
How did Reva know who Luke was and where he lived?
I wasn't really paying attention in the last episode but I don't recall anything leading her there
Luke isn't mentioned in the 1 or so minute she talks to Owen in the first episode as I recall, not that it matters because killing Vaders child (which he doesn't know about) as revenge for Vader killing children is possibly the most moronic motivation anyone could come up.
the transmission doesn't even reveal they're his kids. Just that they need to be hidden from him. They could just be force sensitive for all she knows. the fifty fricking moronic hoops that had to be jumped through to get her to tatooine and attack Luke for the finale is amazing.
>I wasn't really paying attention in the last episode
She gets the name Owen (who she already met once), and Tatooine. She then goes to Tatooine and this joke of a scene happens with some southern drawling redneck for some reason, and then asks the Arab where Owen is.
There was a healing tank at the base you literally see Obi-Wan use it and they end the episode saying the hyperdrive was broken on the escape ship. Does everyone watching this show have adhd?
Most of them aren't watching. But she doesn't use the healing tank on the planet. There might be one in her ship, or that spray-bacta stuff they use. She doesn't heal completely as Owen manages to hit her where she's injured.
She didn’t get healed, lightsabers cauterize wounds. Also it’s not surprising she got to tattooine before Obi-Wan because the 13% ship had a broken hyperdrive
jokes on you, I just skip whenever she is on screen so I don't know what happened to her after she got stabbed. I take it has to do with Charred Corpse 1&2 from Episode 3 but that's all the care and attention I have for this show.
>Establishes she's only being kept alive with hatred and rage like Darth Maul. >The moment Maul gives up his anger, he dies. >Reva does it and is fine.
What? Obi-Wan killed Maul with one swing. Maul didn't give up his hate, he held onto it to the bitter end and found some small comfort that there was someone out there that could kill Palpatine. Luke.
Rey, did I ever tell you about the Naggarian race? One of them nearly killed me with a red helicopter lightsaber when I was a sharp 10 year old boy. My aunt and uncle held off a Dark Side Force user for a while. I still can't believe the perimeter sensors were malfunctioning when the Stormtroopers caught them by surprise. You can imagine my surprise when I was in my bacta tank and saw one of the Naggers with my sister. It was an awkward few months, but he was a good friend.
did they really put in the "hello there" just because of the memes
did they REALLY
did they REALLY SERIOUSLY
holy FRICK i haven't cringed this hard in years. i was literally screaming in pain im losing my mind jesus christ
She didn't get healed. She was struggling against Uncle Owen because of her wounds. Why would she not beat Obi-wan if she went there directly? With all the things that didn't make sense why are you picking these two?
I confess I kind of liked her when she stopped being girl boss and showed some humanity in the end. Everyone was much better in the final episode. It's like they finally decided to try a little.
Like being all safe and sound at the end of the show has zero emotional weight to it since we all know he ends up as a cowardly old man who abandons everybody and dies after ghost projecting to distract his nephew for five minutes.
>Anakin is one of the best pilots in the entire Galaxy >Doesn't get in his ship or a tie fighter to pursue Obi-Wan so Empire can continue pursuit of the Rebels >Obi-Wan doesn't use his hyper drive to escape >Vader goes to planet to fight Obi-Wan alone and after Obi-Wan wins, the Empire let's him leave >Obi-Wan senses Luke in danger from across the galaxy and is able to arrive within minutes
Seriously, who the frick writes this?
So why didn't he sense Leia in danger at the start? Why didn't he sense Bail upset? Why didn't Vader sense Obi-Wan? Why didn't Obi-Wan sense Jedi being killed by Inquisitors? Why about a million different things. It's just lazy fricking writing.
The last episode ended with Bail saying he was headed to Tattooin, why didn't they just have Bail save Luke? Where was Bail? How did Obi-Wan get there before him?
You will never be a real Starwars fan.
it dont matter
none of this matters
Black girl magic.
Secrets only kweens know.
TPBP
The dark skin is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural
Reminder all nu wars is homosexual shit
I don't have obligatory gif with that megahomosexual with aids on his face
so was old wars, buddy
>somehow gets off a planet where it was explicitly stated there were no other ships
There was a bacta tank right there on Jabiim in the base where Vader stabbed her. You know, the same one Obi-Wan used.
>implying the ship she landed on Jabiim in vanished
If you gays want something to b***h about, how about this- how did Roken find Tala's holster when she blew herself up? Was it made from the same material as the 9/11 hijackers' passports?
>There was a bacta tank right there on Jabiim in the base where Vader stabbed her. You know, the same one Obi-Wan used.
>expecting her to soak in some white man's used bacta.
So you want to basically validate all the shitty things said/done to her earlier in the season and prove the racists right by bacta-breaking her?
>implying the ship she landed on Jabiim in vanished
She was on the ISD that Vader took.
She arrived on her own inquisitor ship.
She arrived with the Imperials though, so wouldn't the Grand Inquisitor just have some Imperial pilot take it back to Nur?
troony
I am tired of Black folk being forced into every single fricking movie and tv show. They're about 15% of the population.
Same for homosexuals.
Normally I wouldn't put it that way but you can only attack white men so long before you can't be fricking polite anymore
Tired of being attacked endlessly
Who cares about some black girl nobody's ever heard of.
It's beyond predictable, everyone other than white men has to be the focus point.
This goddamn fricking bullshit needs to stop. Tired of thinking this way and being reminded of it endlessly. I just wanna be entertained and not have to think about race politics.
talk about white male sensitivity lmao
imagine getting relentlessly attacked for no reason. Maybe you'd be a bit sensitive as well c**t
>black people existing is an attack on me
the least delusional chud on Cinemaphile
>white male sensitivity
>"man this shit sucks"
meanwhile
>black sensitivity
>"DD YOU CALL ME A Black person?!?!?!? IM FINNA BURN DOWN MY OWN HOOD NOW b***h AAAAAAAAHHHHHH IM A FRICKING MONKEY ASS APE NOW BRUH BRUH BRUH"
>wypipo_be_so_fragile.jpg
Sorry I don't have it.
CANCEL AND EXECUTE THAT RACE PILOT!
Black men literally have higher estrogen levels than all the other races lol
>white male sensitivity
You're white. You're a liberal who lvies in that gay "safe space" community you got by ethnically-cleansing out all not your kind just like black, Muslims, and Mexicans routinely do. You refuse to live in the "diversity" you unload on everyone else, yet you elcture others on white racism when they complain.
But at the end of the day you keep your distance from what you unload ontot he rest of us. And you impress no one speaking on behalf of black people to help them be victims for them.
Meanwhile blacks spent 6 months straight rioting and burning down cities over some black career felon who got his neck stepped on and died from a fentanyl overdose?
I once saw a Black person sucker punch another Black person for reaching for his chicken wang at a local fair
I'm going to spit in your face every hour of every day and when you try to protest I'm gonna accuse you of being oversensitive.
Piece of shit.
I'm sure crying on Cinemaphile so other pathetic white men can call you "based" will do so much. Go kill an executive
>inb4 glowie
You want change make it homosexual.
This, and it goes for many other things aside from entertainment. We would be nearing the point where people go from seething to taking action
>They're about 15% of the population
That's only in the US, imagine other countries with zero Blacks and have to put up with Hollywood shenahomiens.
>They're 15% of the population
>Show is a space fantasy for children
How are you homosexuals such snowflakes?
>They're about 15% of the population.
And the galaxy is full of furries, scalies and blue men. Le Black personinos shouldn’t be the thing that sets you off when they’ve been in Star Wars since episode 5.
>b-but the le whyte genosyde!
Where is that in this? Obi-Wan is white. Owen, Beru, and Luke are white. Leia is white. Anakin is ash grey. Even in the sequels, Rey, the Brit b***h, is the sole greatest hero and savior of the galaxy.
Imagine being so cucked you can’t leave the /misc/ shit at the door when consuming high scifi shit. Your narrative doesn’t apply to this type of shit. By design it completely contradicts it. Yet every day, every thread, your homosexual ass is crying and pouting about shit that functionally cannot be and is not there. Just kys now and get it over with. I’ll even give you the rope to tie around your neck. Just kys you fricking gay.
The whole show is just full of plot holes and people not confirming their fricking kills. Also they picked the two ugliest and most annoying child actors to play Luke and Leia.
Dumbfounding how the high inquisitor had nothing to say about Vader stabbing Darth Watermelon in the stomach and leaving her to die, a wound he literally just survived.
You see, anon, your problem lies in the fact that you expect application of logic to something completely devoid of logic or some continuation of anything that existed prior.
There is no chain, there is no lessons to learn, there is literally nothing.
It just stuff that happened in on episode. Good. It will not matter in the next. Nothing matters.
I talk to much. I need to shut the frick up.
Right after they said that, 30 storm troopers charged in at once and only killed like 2 rebels, one of which blew themselves up.
somehing something the dark side leads to things unnatural or something
Imagine being gay and embarrassing enough to watch this disney channel shit in the first place. Just kill your self.
>white men don't like black women
>asian men dont like black women
>arab men don't like black women
>black men don't like black women
>black women still get put into every franchise
how?
>white men don't like black women
we love black queens
*If they're hot
Well yeah.
>jews don't like white men
>jews don't like asian men
>jews don't like arab men
>jews don't like black men
that's why
Amen, brother. Preach.
Why do black women always look angry?
Imagine how you'd feel if you woke up every day and had to be a black woman
>beats Obi Wan to Tattooine
Boba Fett and the Empire beat Han to Bespin.
Obi Wan took a detour to fight Vader.
>Gets stabbed in the chest. Not even the heart
gets healed
Yanno, I hate magical Black shit too, but seriously, shut the frick up.
ok now show the part before that where Qui Gon gets stabbed the same way and dies
You mean when Obi Wan talks to him after the fight?
See, Qui Gon got stabbed in the chest, where as Third Black person got stabbed in the belly.
>tis notin but a flesh wound!
>Ima quick heal myself with plot armor
>Ima quick travel to another planet on the plot armor
>damn I'm fricking fine jedi sith black powerful lady
Bravo, sneedsney! Bravo! I applaud!
see
See also
And also
's still Good in him, Obi Wan!
>>[Dies of a broken heart and no will to live]
Stop nitpicking just because there's a sheboon as if this is all her doing or something.
>>What the frick, Luke just got his hand cut off, he should be screaming his head off and bleeding out, not climbing on weather vanes!
Which is Pottery because she stabbed the other inquisitor in the belly.
But Qui Gon got stabbed in the chest and through the spine.
It's like Canon that only heart injuries are fatal.
>Boba Fett and The Empire beat Han to Bespin
A key part of the plot of ESB is that the Falcon's hyperdrive is broken.
Yes. Just like the Refugee ship that Leia is on.
MNS...aka magic Black syndrome. Happens often in ~~*Hollywood*~~.
gets healed
beats Obi wan to Tatooine
>Literally how
Because it couldn't happen any other way Darth. I don't think there has ever been a show/episode with lower stakes than this one, rendering the entire affair rather perfunctory. Nothing mattered, because we all knew how it would turn out. Even with the black chick from Baltimore we knew how it was going to turn-out because they would never let it go any other way.
Everything about modern movies makes complete sense if you accept the premise that black people and females are superior and that the writers want you to remember it. It's only the beginning, your children won't remember a single positive white male model in modern media other than a few cuckold characters.
True, but irrelevant next to not having any positive white male role models in actual life. Part of the reason that millennial women write like this is because they were the first generation to not know any pre-boomer white men, the WWII generation. The later millennials only ever knew boomers and gen-x and so are instinctively reacting to their weakness by "creating worlds" where those men aren't needed under the delusion that you can "see it to be it" and the women and darkie men will rise to the occasion.
This episode wasn't really woke at all. The whole series hasn't been woke. It IS maximally liberal, though. Women and "safe" men of various darker hues figure out how to run things while the white male sons of the upper middle class frick off to caves to ponder existence and die childless.
>your children won't remember a single positive white male model in modern media
Are they destroying all the old media? If your kids don't have strong white role models in media, whose fault is that?
I mean, I get it, I hate token insertions and the magical Black folks and especially hidden Black folk, but this one was not those things. She didn't just magically know things like Rey, and wasn't perfect at everything, and her story made sense within the larger framework of all the Star Wars Spin-off media since Revenge of the Sith.
BLACK DON'T CRACK
I mean, I hate Black folk too, but
Preacher is kino but you can't talk about it online because people sperg out about Cassidy (who did nothing wrong, by the way.)
It’s a space wizard movie made for kids. Turn off your brain and enjoy it. Bet you’re fun at parties. You must have a sad life. Jeeze talk about toxic. Star Wars fandom is full of haters. Stop forcing people to not enjoy things. Just learn to enjoy things in life sometimes man.
So they injected this character in this just to make a spinoff about a black female jedi? They completely fricked whatever plot this had by pasting her in
Is that what they're doing? It seems to me like they were setting up a second season of Obi Wan with that ending. Off on another damned fool idealistic crusade in his fresh and clean Jedi clothing.
They confirmed she was getting her own show about a week ago, anon.
>Her own spin-off confirmed just last week
You know this is probably because of all the trolls giving her shit on social media before the series even got started, right?
I wish people would learn to hold their tongues and see what happens instead of constantly provoking.
Oh well, good for her, I hope it Rhymes.
>I wish people would learn to hold their tongues and see what happens instead of constantly provoking.
You've been trying to spread this lie constantly since the show began. They will make up controversy even if there is none you disingenuous israelite. "Just ignore it" has not worked a single time in the last decade, so why would you expect anyone to fall for that?
This was all planned before any of this was known to anyone but the mouse.
>trolls giving her shit on social media before the series even got started
Frick off, she was announced with a "DON'T GO AND DO A RACISM NOW BOYS" angle. Fricking pathetic attempt at pre-deflecting criticism because they knew it was going to be shit.
Anyway, they already knew she was getting a series. Nothing that happened since Ep1 first streamed pushed this.
>Deflecting because they knew it was gonna be shit
But it wasn't shit. It is just as good as anything else in the post-Prequel era. Better than JJ's NuWars sequels. Why are you so mad that I said wait and see instead of jumping the gun?
>buddy cop series where Obi-Wan atones for his mistakes with Ani by mentoring a troubled black youth
YESSS THIS IS THE SERIES WE NEED
Her lust for white wieners kept her alive
Obi-Wan should have just been a movie as originally intended. The whole plot should have involved him coming out of hiding to help other Jedi who were being hunted and the only appearance of Darth Vader being a lightsaber battle at the end. Obi-Wan isn't some useless hobo at the start of the movie, and the opening scene is him training whilst communicating with Qui-Gon. The last act of the movie has Vader brutally killing the Jedi that Obi-Wan was trying to save and wounding Obi-Wan, allowing him to live so he can suffer. This breaks Obi-Wan so he becomes the frail old hermit we meet in A New Hope.
No young Leia bullshit, no third sister bullshit and the only important character is Obi-Wan, like the fricking title implies.
I'm willing to bet you came up with this is less than 10 minutes. And it's still infinitely better than what we got. At least your version acknowledges A New Hope exists.
>the only important character is Obi-Wan, like the fricking title implies.
>him coming out of hiding to help other Jedi who were being hunted and the only appearance of Darth Vader being a lightsaber battle at the end.
>the only important character is Obi-Wan,
Explain how that works.
>like the fricking title implies.
I haven't been on TV in over a year, I only came here today to talk about the finale. They may well have made up controversy. Shitheads like you have never ignored anything for the last decade. I didn't say ignore it completely. I said wait until the movie is out, the story is told, and we see how it goes, etc etc. before bashing it because there's Black folk. Apparently that's a bridge too far for you.
So you believe the one screencap disney posted on twitter? And that that is enough to justify making an entire fricking sequel series about a character nobody likes? You're braindead and a shill. have a nice day.
>Nobody likes
Nobody liked Ashoka at the beginning of Clone Wars either.
You're not everybody, and you're not omnipotent, and if this
is your idea of a good story, you're a fricking moron.
This worked just fine. I don't know what you thought the "established canon" was, but it was "wrecked" the moment George started working on the Prequels. And then it was "Wrecked" again when Clone Wars came out. And "Wrecked" again when Rebels came out. And when Ashoka survived. This series doesn't hurt anything.
>And then it was "Wrecked" again when Clone Wars came out. And "Wrecked" again when Rebels came out.
Who the frick watches cartoons? Frick Filoni. He's a false prophet.
>moronic bleak ending with no future and nothing we dont' already know
Boomer liberals are insufferably naive but at least they are trying. What you just described would be an entirely pointless story without third sister's redemption arc.
Frick your third Black person
Then don't make the story? I dunno what to tell you. What you described is not a movie with any kind of future or happy ending because everything worthwhile is picked up in A New Hope. Those intervening years had to be either boring or too depressing to talk about because of what we saw in the first Star Wars film. Gen-Xers and Millennials *THINK* they want to see dark and edgy shit but they really don't.
Every story needs a point unless it's by and for israelites. The rest of us need to know that when bad things happens there is a reason, even if it's not apparent. That isn't a "liberal" mindset. It's a sane one. It's a mindset of I don't want to see Obi Wan spending years either (a) bored or (b) too traumatized to talk about it because those things aren't Star Wars.
>Gen-Xers and Millennials *THINK* they want to see dark and edgy shit but they really don't.
Holy shit this. The crying back in the day about how the prequels needed to be more gritty and dark and even Rated R was just absurd. They needed a little less overt slapstick and fart jokes, and that's about it. It reminds me of a John Byrne editorial about kids wanting their comic books to grow up with them and get more mature and sexy instead of just getting on with their lives and letting the genre of power fantasies for children stay just for children.
nobody wanted it to be dark and edgy, they wanted it to be coherent with somewhat decent writing and characterization.
Why would there need to be any more reason to an "evil" ending than Vader being stronger? People who need happy endings or a glimmer of hope after an ending where the bad guy wins are children.
>People who need happy endings or a glimmer of hope after an ending where the bad guy wins are children.
Yes. You're so much more mature because you like grim, shitty endings. That's a real mark of a sophisticated man. It's not at all because you're a man-child with something to prove.
Not what I said. I said if you think a movie or series needs to have a happy ending or a light at the end of the tunnel otherwise it's pointless you're a child. I don't require grim endings, but grim endings are often better because they don't have a stupid deus ex machina plot twist to ensure the good guys win.
Not every story needs to have a big bad villain who gets defeated in the end. Liberal mindset. By far the best parts of this Kenobi show from Disney was the scenes of Obi-Wan working at the meat factory. I would like to see more of that.
What sector of society would suffer if all black people disappeared one day?
I recently joked that Halo was the worst television show I'd ever finished. Literally a few months later this shit come outs. Joke's on me I guess.
6 was the greatest but there shouldve been closure for Reva. I dont want another light side force user holy shit, just make a tweener thats more dark side since ahsoka was a tweener thats more light
HOW ABOUT THIS CRAZY IDEA - WE DIDN'T NEED AN OBI-WAN TV SHOW OR MOVIE AND THERE IS NO WAY TO MAKE IT WORK WITH THE ESTABLISHED CANON
There's plenty of obvious ways to make it work in canon. Ideally, it would have been Obi-Wan trying to live a simple life on Tatooine while keeping a watchful eye on Luke. No Inquisitors, No Darth Vader, No Stormtroopers. Most of the scenes would be Obi-Wan in his cave arguing with Ghost Qui-Gon or flashback nightmares of The Clone Wars where Anakin's more evil side comes out and Obi-Wan regrets how foolish he was to not see and prevent it. Something actually introspective of the character which helps explain why he went from a War Hero in Revenge of the Sith, to a crusty old hermit in A New Hope.
>There's plenty of obvious ways to make it work in canon. Ideally, it would have been Obi-Wan trying to live a simple life on Tatooine while keeping a watchful eye on Luke.
Bet you loved the part in Red Dead Redemption 2 where you go from one exciting outlaw mission after another to suddenly doing gay farm chores for 10 hours. Protip: nobody wants to watch the shit you described. It's both boring and dark at the same time. There was never any reason to show the events of this time period.
You're right. I do have excellent taste in media. The John parts of Red Dead 2 are the best parts. Only a troony Black person with low IQ "WHY ARE THERE NO ENEMIES TO SHOOT!!!" brain would dislike the epilogue.
I hate to break it to you kiddo, but Red Dead Redemption 2 is not a good video game. The only aspects of it that aren't horrible mundane and mediocre are the characters and story. The missions in the epilogue might have less explosions and gunshots than the first 6 chapters, but the gameplay is no more boring and unfun than it already was. The best parts of the story are all in the epilogue. It also has the best moments of character growth and development. So yes. RDR2's epilogue is the best part of that """"game"""" and you should have a nice day if you unironically think otherwise.
>I hate to break it to you kiddo
>It also has the best moments of character growth and development.
Imagine playing video games for "character growth and development". Is this something you say to make the girls think you're deep because honestly if I tried to bring up Link's sexual orientation or Super Mario's growth as a person to my friends I'd have had the shit kicked out of me. This is the part where you realize that internet discussions have made you infinitely gayer. Here's a tip o' the hat for that m'lady -tier comment, you homo.
>Imagine playing video games for "character growth and development".
Literally the only thing of value RDR2 has. Why would I bring up Link's sexual orientation or Mario's growth? Both of those characters are from games with actual gameplay that's actually fun to play. If I was to bring them up, it would be to talk about the actual game. You really are a dumb Black person aren't you?
This is the kind of cope that zoomers concoct when they realize "story games" are nothing more than upjumped shitty cartoons trying to take themselves too seriously as "art" and thus end up being bad games and bad movies, which wasn't what my comment was about but there you have it. Clearly not only do you like it when games become incredibly boring for no reason but you also like it when they stop being games and start being melodramatic crap made by literally the last people on earth who should be dramatizing human interaction and presenting it in narrative form.
The game got boring because watching people do chores for more than a brief establishing sequence is boring. Similarly, a show about Obi Wan watching over Luke would be *necessarily* boring unless you start introducing a lot of unlikely shit, which is where we are at. In summation, you are a moronic homosexual zoomer who likes games where cartoons talk about their feelings and you like movies where characters do chores for hours which is precisely the opposite of what you should be into which makes me suspect what other things you're into that you should not be, like fancying sexual congress with other males.
>two entire paragraphs of projection
Story was obviously the focus of the game. As evidenced by the fact that the only good thing about it is it's story. If that's too much for you underaged brain to handle then I don't really care. I'm sorry your monkeybrain thought Red Dead 2 was fun until the actual good part of the "game" started. Your shit taste in video games is duly noted and disregarded. You can stop projecting your moronic insecurities now. I accept your concession.
You're one of those special types aren't you? Comparing Red Dead 2 to Legend of Zelda and Super Mario? I know this is Cinemaphile but damn son that's actually sad and pathetic. Red Dead Redemption 2 is the most boring non-video game I've ever played. But it has a great story with likable and believable characters. I've never ever seen any discussion of RDR2's gameplay because there is nothing to be said about it. The entire game is a glorified QTE and behaves more like a TV show than an actual video game. Any time the player tries to go off script they're given a big "MISSION FAILED" screen. The only thing people ever talk about when it comes to RDR2 is it's story and characters. Zelda and Mario are the complete opposite and you're an absolute moron for trying to equivocate them.
I was told I was stupid for saying the writers needed to make Reva's evil actions more excusable somehow since they were clearly going to try to redeem her. "She's not a good guy," I was told.
I wonder how she was supposed to die before Lord Kennedy ordered edits
The supposed leaks about her pretty well line up with what we got except supposedly she was going to return to Vader and he was going to kill her for not telling him Kenobi's/Luke's location
>somehow gets healed
Revenge does wonders for the will to live moron
i understand not watching the show as its pure trash but why bother talking about it then?
Why did the empire not follow up the Leia lead in next 10 years?
What lead? She kidnapped her because she knew about Obi Wan's connection to Bail Organa to lure him out of hiding. There wasn't anything particularly noteworthy about her otherwise in their eyes.
One of the early notes that the third Black person might be a mary sue magical negress was her knowing who Anakin was, as if she'd seen the prequels or was otherwise omniscient.
It's bad writing to assume that the characters know shit they couldn't know (Like Rey and Finn having any idea who Han Solo or the Millennium Falcon were 40 years later), but it's also bad viewing to assume that the characters know everything you-the-viewer knows.
They knew kidnapping her drew bin obi kenomboi out so why not kidnap her again ?
Also they knew her father connected Obi wan kenomobi so why not Arrest him and break him?
Alderaan whole royal familiy should get their shit pushed in it at this point
>connected
Contacted i meant to day
ESL LOL i fricking lobe this palce!
For the same reason nobody else has ever hijacked an airplane and flown it into a building since 9/11.
Ambushes only work once.
>Also they knew her father connected Obi wan kenomobi so why not Arrest him and break him?
Because he's a senator and the Imperial Senate still exists. This is mentioned in one of the early episodes. It's also directly mentioned in the first confrontation between Leia and Vader in the first movie.
You can't commit high fricking treason and expect to get away with it just because you're a senator. If someone in the US senate was best buds with Bin Laden and people found out he'd have been sent to gitmo.
>You can't commit high fricking treason and expect to get away with it just because you're a senator. If someone in the US senate was best buds with Bin Laden and people found out he'd have been sent to gitmo.
The sad part is aging Boomers still believe this is how our system functions. Who was the last high level politician or bureaucrat held accountable for anything (without citing Trump or Trump appointees)?
What High Treason? That he knew a Jedi? If they were going to get Organa for anything, it would have been when he showed up at the Temple and saw them kill George Lucas's kid in Sith. Even with the Emperor taking over, the Senate still has a lot of power and such, which is why he wants to abolish the council permanently once his Death Star is complete.
Nobody knows that Organa contacted Obi Wan to get him to come out of hiding. The sister was acting on her own hiring the Kidnappers, who were all then killed, and acting on her own taking Leia to the base. Leia points out who she is and that they'll all be in trouble in that one episode and the sister tells her as much.
I hit a nerve, didn't I? What's the matter, do your chins have chins? Go do some deep analysis on some more procedural cartoon on rail games.
Here's what happened:
>Sheboon is a sorceress with Magic powers. This is kind of the whole premise of the show, is sorcerers with magic powers, so she's not unique or special in this regard.
>Owen got hit hard and thrown off the walkway to land on his back. Beru also got hit and knocked out
>Luke ran off into the dark
>Sheboon chased him, limping because Owen aggravated her injury.
>Owen and Beru recover and go topside looking and calling for Luke
>An hour passes? Did you have a timer, or did one of the characters have a watch that I didn't see?
>Owen limps over to Beru's side
>Sheboon puts Luke down
>Luke looks dead
>About 10 seconds pass
>Luke moves.
>Owen immediately starts limping over to pick him up.
>Owen picks him up and carries him away, still limping.
How do you function in life with such terrible observational and reasoning skills? You're literally worse than a Black person.
>I hit a nerve, didn't I? What's the matter, do your chins have chins?
I know what that means but what is it supposed to imply in the context of this conversation? That you made me mad so I got fatter? You aren't very good at this. Are you ESL? I'm guessing probably not. Probably a very cuckolded rural person with sympathies for impotent farmers. Meanwhile, real men be out here doing what they want and taking what they want.
No, It was meant to imply that my mentioning your not touching women made you so angry that you had a stroke and wrote the mess I was replying to.
>They fricking blow him up ten years later on sketchier grounds
Yes. What happened in the scene almost literally immediately before they do that?
>If someone in the US senate was best buds with Bin Laden and people found out he'd have been sent to gitmo.
Also, No, are you ignorant or just forgetful?
Not to endorse US proxy conflicts, but there is a critical difference between having publicly associated with individuals who became enemies of the state at a later date and currently associating with those who are now participating in a civil war against the state (as Bail is). By your examples, Sheev could just as well be considered a traitor to the Empire.
This?
This is "National Hero John McCain" meeting with ISIS members during the Syria conflict in 2013. Before founding ISIS, Al Baghdadi was the leader of Al Qaeda in Iraq and killed many American Soldiers between 2005 and 2011.
The US was not at war with ISIS in 2013, and the establishment position was the arming of these militants. Don't get me wrong: I'm not fighting you about the right or wrong of it; I'm saying it's not comparable to the Bail Organa situation. Bail would be arrested for treason against the Empire, because he was actively supporting armed militants currently waging war against the state.
Al Baghdadi, who was in that picture with McCain was literally waging war against American Soldiers in Iraq.
That isn't what Baghdadi looked like at the time. He had a full beard and looked older.
This is all seems very far afield of my point that Disney did a bad writing.
They didn't have the political capability to destroy Alderaan ten years prior, okay, but I simply don't believe they wouldn't investigate Bail's connections, which creates problems for the status of things by ANH.
Of course they investigated his connections. But they weren't able to prove anything.
Vader establishes this in the first confrontation with Leia. "You weren't on any mercy mission this time" Like he's nearly caught her before, but she slithered out of it. Even now he's caught her red handed, and he still has to fake her death to avoid the political repercussions from the Senate.
>"You weren't on any mercy mission this time"
>Like he's nearly caught her before
I don't quite get that from that line, but I can kind of feel the implication of some previous suspicion, to be fair. Even so, I think it requires an unreasonable amount of mental writing of the years prior to ANH to excuse the amount of connections between Bail, the rebels, and Kenobi that are made known to the Empire a decade prior to ANH. Also, if Vader (certainly) concluded that Bail had some contact with Kenobi, he really should have been opposed to killing him on Alderaan. Surely he would have interrogated him just like Leia to find Kenobi now that he wasn't beholden to the Senate.
First, I think the more unreasonable mental writing would be that Vader just forgot about Kenobi for twenty years while Kenobi just sat in the desert doing nothing for twenty years, or even worse that Kenobi and Yoda didn't go tag-team the Emperor immediately after Kenobi defeated Vader.
In the second episode the other inquisitors confront her about kidnapping a senator's daughter and that she had no right, she says that the archives showed that they had contact during the clone wars. Given all the "Jedi come out to help, they can't help it" lines in the first episode, there's nothing else to suggest that Kenobi and Organa had any close or continuing ties before or after this incident.
>Bail would be arrested for treason against the Empire, because he was actively supporting armed militants currently waging war against the state.
Also, they would still have to prove it and have actual evidence to prove it.
The third sister and the bounty hunters she hired who were later killed are the only ones who knew about Organa. Obi Wan coming out of hiding to find Leia isn't the same thing as Organa providing material support to the rebellion (which he was also doing), and Leia used her diplomatic position to support the rebellion covertly, hence the whole "Don't act so surprised your highness", "I don't know what you're talking about, I'm a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan" Conversation.
I'll assume just forgetful.
It happens all the time.
kek our president has been selling his ass to foreign powers for like 50 years
Operation Timber sycamore
>he has senatorial immunity
They fricking blow him up ten years later on sketchier grounds
Because Kumail NonaJedi dropped Obi's cell phone when he handed his shit back to him and she found it in the dirt while senator Organa was calling, so she heard him say he was going to Tatooine to help Owen protect the boy.
I want to give props on that front, this story did a good job fleshing out Owen and Beru. A massive step up in Characterization from their introduction in the Prequels.
>this story did a good job fleshing out Owen and Beru. A massive step up in Characterization from their introduction in the Prequels.
>t. feminized numale beard cuck who wants to be bossed around, intimidated, and assaulted by women
>t. feminized numale beard cuck who wants to be bossed around, intimidated, and assaulted by women
That's basically the target audience for Star Wars these days
>>t. feminized numale beard cuck who wants to be bossed around, intimidated, and assaulted by women
Beru didn't boss Owen around. Their dynamic was typical of farm families. Owen didn't let himself be pushed around either. He protected his family, told Beru what to do, and even hurt the Jedi who otherwise completely outclassed him as a normal dude.
Did I miss something, or are you just going through the Cinemaphile glossary for insults?
She arrived on her own ship. Maybe she had the keys in her pocket. Maybe they just didn't care. Maybe they figured her desire for revenge would keep her alive and turn her more to the Dark Side and make her more useful in the future.
>She arrived on her own ship.
Yeah, but she landed alongside the Imperials, like you can see on your screencap. And I don't think 'keys' are much of a problem here.
Would Vader just leave the ship there for her?
>told Beru what to do
No, he didn't. He let himself get dragged around to the point of being handed the weapon by Beru and staring at it with this gormless look on his face and then when shit goes down he puts his arm on her shoulder like she's his son and not his wife and is all like "it's time" as if that's something a dude says before he's about to get into a physical altercation.
This episode was written and directed by homosexual women for homosexual women from a company run by homosexual women.
>He let himself get dragged around to the point of being handed the weapon by Beru
LOL, you're a fricking fool who has never been close enough to smell a woman, you've never been in a relationship, and you have no idea what being a husband or father are about.
I had to go back and watch it again just in case. He gets "dragged by his wife" saying "I don't want to leave my home", she then says "we both knew this day would come", and that's the end of her "dragging him", the rest of the time he's giving orders to her during the fight and putting himself in harms way to protect her and the kid. I'll pass on taking your advice as to what manliness is, or how farm families interact with each other. Good luck ever touching a woman you don't have to pay for.
A man is the head of the family, not a tyrant.
Yes, woman smeller and sex-haver. Tell me more about how realistic this was. How great was it when they were assaulted by a raging boon and boon takes off into the night in pursuit of fleeing Luke and then those two apparently sit around doing nothing for an hour until raging boon returns with what appears to be Luke's lifeless body. Of course you as a stone-cold woman-knower recognizes that solid 60-seconds where this totally submissive maternal type just stands there stone faced instead of IMMEDIATELY rushing in to attend to the child. Instincts sminstincts. He wasn't her natural child so, like, that shouldn't matter, right?
>This episode was written and directed by homosexual women for homosexual women from a company run by homosexual women.
How did we ALL end up in this world. Where are all those rich, filthy, fat bastards smoking cigars and fricking new actresses? how? I don't understand!
you're saying that you have a problem with a woman portraying traditionally masculine traits. that just makes you a misogynist.
stop being so sensitive about it, the world is a big place and it has room for women that feel territorial and have the will to stand up for their family with guns.
Cool gaslighting but nobody with two brain cells to rub together thinks that women are better in traditionally male roles and the world has gotten demonstrably worse in most ways that matter since "female empowerment" became a meme. Your opinions are not based on reality and facts but rather vague notions of "equality" that reflect how you wish the world to be, not how it is. Women think they can be men the way that morons and children think they can be whatever they want, only women do it with a degree of venom and malice most of the time. And yes, I'm a misogynist but I would point out that the biggest haters of women are other women so I'd like to think I'm just more clued-in than drooling morons such as yourself.
>nobody with two brain cells to rub together thinks that women are better in traditionally male roles
Nobody suggested they were. You're arguing against a strawman you invented in your head. I'm not sure what stereotype you think women are supposed to be like, but it's probably based on your roleplaying women in chatrooms.
You're not clued-in, you're a fricking moron. Probably two steps from being a full troony.
A woman not wanting to leave her home and instead fight is an historical fact.
Tough women in the old west are historical fact.
That's the power of black excellence.
Who cares. Disney is fan fiction. Why did any of you drooling morons think they would produce anything of value when meritocracy is dead? You will never get anything kino because of this.
Where's the torrent?
Don't waste your time, moron. How any of you still give a shit about Star Wars after the ST is beyond me and lived for this shit growing up in the 80s.
I'm interested in watching a carcrash, moron. However, the last episode was borderline kino so I want to see the final episode. If that's alright with you.
>Literally how
Dark science. Cloning. Secrets only the shit knew.
Did I miss something?
How did Reva know who Luke was and where he lived?
I wasn't really paying attention in the last episode but I don't recall anything leading her there
Luke isn't mentioned in the 1 or so minute she talks to Owen in the first episode as I recall, not that it matters because killing Vaders child (which he doesn't know about) as revenge for Vader killing children is possibly the most moronic motivation anyone could come up.
the transmission doesn't even reveal they're his kids. Just that they need to be hidden from him. They could just be force sensitive for all she knows. the fifty fricking moronic hoops that had to be jumped through to get her to tatooine and attack Luke for the finale is amazing.
>I wasn't really paying attention in the last episode
She gets the name Owen (who she already met once), and Tatooine. She then goes to Tatooine and this joke of a scene happens with some southern drawling redneck for some reason, and then asks the Arab where Owen is.
I know the magical Black troupe was racist but I guess as long as it's used to defeat whitey it's empowering.
There was a healing tank at the base you literally see Obi-Wan use it and they end the episode saying the hyperdrive was broken on the escape ship. Does everyone watching this show have adhd?
Most of them aren't watching. But she doesn't use the healing tank on the planet. There might be one in her ship, or that spray-bacta stuff they use. She doesn't heal completely as Owen manages to hit her where she's injured.
She didn’t get healed, lightsabers cauterize wounds. Also it’s not surprising she got to tattooine before Obi-Wan because the 13% ship had a broken hyperdrive
jokes on you, I just skip whenever she is on screen so I don't know what happened to her after she got stabbed. I take it has to do with Charred Corpse 1&2 from Episode 3 but that's all the care and attention I have for this show.
The Force is Black & Female
When can I see our new queen again in a Star Wars project or something else?
>Establishes she's only being kept alive with hatred and rage like Darth Maul.
>The moment Maul gives up his anger, he dies.
>Reva does it and is fine.
What? Obi-Wan killed Maul with one swing. Maul didn't give up his hate, he held onto it to the bitter end and found some small comfort that there was someone out there that could kill Palpatine. Luke.
Rey, did I ever tell you about the Naggarian race? One of them nearly killed me with a red helicopter lightsaber when I was a sharp 10 year old boy. My aunt and uncle held off a Dark Side Force user for a while. I still can't believe the perimeter sensors were malfunctioning when the Stormtroopers caught them by surprise. You can imagine my surprise when I was in my bacta tank and saw one of the Naggers with my sister. It was an awkward few months, but he was a good friend.
did they really put in the "hello there" just because of the memes
did they REALLY
did they REALLY SERIOUSLY
holy FRICK i haven't cringed this hard in years. i was literally screaming in pain im losing my mind jesus christ
Still not as bad as Chewie getting a medal in Ep9.
Yes they did.
Who cares?
It's not like it was "I'm the Juggernaut b***h!"
???
That was Cringe. Right up there with "What are Those".
also the bully Maguire meme
That's what the fanboys like, anon.
You can thank all the manbabies on youtube for that.
they did this and didnt do
>its over obiwan now I have the high ground
Im so sad guys
They could have made this show so good
Instead it was 80% reva bullshit
So sad
She didn't get healed. She was struggling against Uncle Owen because of her wounds. Why would she not beat Obi-wan if she went there directly? With all the things that didn't make sense why are you picking these two?
>She didn't get healed
She was run though. Not getting healed and simply surviving pretty fine would be far worse.
*through
>That is why you always lose
>N-no I left you. I was just a learner
>two epic minutes long fights between two characters we know will survive unharmed
why
>Vader wants to fight Obi-Wan one on one
>His ship literally just fricks off and Obi-Wan escapes thanks to that
I confess I kind of liked her when she stopped being girl boss and showed some humanity in the end. Everyone was much better in the final episode. It's like they finally decided to try a little.
>somehow REEEEEva has returned!
beats Obi wan to Tatooine
Obi-Wan wasn’t headed there anyway, moron. They literally say he’s headed to that insurgent drop-off world first.
Like being all safe and sound at the end of the show has zero emotional weight to it since we all know he ends up as a cowardly old man who abandons everybody and dies after ghost projecting to distract his nephew for five minutes.
Two times since it was implied Anakin impaled her but somehow survived
>Anakin is one of the best pilots in the entire Galaxy
>Doesn't get in his ship or a tie fighter to pursue Obi-Wan so Empire can continue pursuit of the Rebels
>Obi-Wan doesn't use his hyper drive to escape
>Vader goes to planet to fight Obi-Wan alone and after Obi-Wan wins, the Empire let's him leave
>Obi-Wan senses Luke in danger from across the galaxy and is able to arrive within minutes
Seriously, who the frick writes this?
>>X senses Y from across the galaxy
First time watching Star Wars?
So why didn't he sense Leia in danger at the start? Why didn't he sense Bail upset? Why didn't Vader sense Obi-Wan? Why didn't Obi-Wan sense Jedi being killed by Inquisitors? Why about a million different things. It's just lazy fricking writing.
The last episode ended with Bail saying he was headed to Tattooin, why didn't they just have Bail save Luke? Where was Bail? How did Obi-Wan get there before him?
>somehow gets healed
chad Owen stuck his fingers in her wound at one point
She was a good girl all along, I'm so glad, what a twist
based starwarscucks consooming literally everything this IP shits out and relaying the details with us patricians that don't watch starwars
this is the power of gay Black folk in outer space, chud
I guess people can now just survive getting stabbed with a FRICKING LIGHTSABER if she and the white inquisitor can