Rob Zombie is basically doing the Adam Sandler technique of convincing studios to pay for himself and his wife to go on vacation while spending the bare minimum on production
Bingo.
He's always been a dirt poor crackhead's Tobe Hooper. His movies are absolute fricking embarrassments that only ever barely got saved by the raw charisma of Sid Haig.
S: The Devil's Rejects
A: House of 1000 Corpses
B: 31, Halloween
C: Halloween 2
D: Lords of Salem
F: Three from Hell
He hasn't made anything that's unwatchable; at the very least his characterizations are generally satisfying (with certain exceptions like Laurie in Halloween1 and 2) and his aesthetic is always great. I'm going to admit that The Munsters looks like shit unless the crap CG sets are somehow intentionally as bad as they look in the trailer. Also, his wife is old now, was never interesting as an actress, and hasn't qualified as eye candy since Devil's Rejects (she's running on fumes and it seems like Zombie has been as well for some time--diminishing returns). 31 was ok but I think I just had rock-bottom expectations--it was like a decent Tales From the Crypt episode.
This is not the plot I would want from this movie. Why an orgin? Why not just a nice adventure, or a fun get-rich-quick scheme that goes wrong in hilarious ways?
cause zombie is a self righteous c**t who thinks everything needs an origin
after he fricked up halloween i refuse to watch any garbage he makes. there was absolutely no reason to make that movie other than to put his white trash friends in a movie and give them the most over the top dialogue possible
Will someone PLEASE tell this motherfricker to stop putting his goofy ass wife in everything he does??? Robert Zamboni if you ever per chance read this you are a fricking bafoon!
That just makes more sense. Never seen those Hotel Transylvania movies either but if it works for those 2 properties it could work for Munsters. Rob Zombie making a camp movie looks awful.
>Munsters was never a horror show
I know that but rob zombie fans are horror fans. Thus my question.
I really doubt the people that liked the original tv show will enjoy this shit.
I watched this show as a kid on Nick at Nite, along with i love lucy, dick van dyke, and all of that stuff. I think it was just a lesser version of the Addams family. It was just okay and I never met anyone that thought the show was super good. Makes sense that Rob Zombie's weird ass would revive it but ffs can't he afford an actual cinematographer and sound people who know wtf they're doing? It looks and sounds like shit.
>I think it was just a lesser version of the Addams family
It was the opposite of the Addams Family. Instead of weird humans, it was a family of ordinary monsters. I liked both
My dad is a boomer who was born in 1950 and he's still around, maybe close to death lol, but he definitely watched the Munsters and will probably watch this because he has no taste.
It's odd that the budget is said to be between 30-40 million, making it Zombie's largest budget movie, but it looks like someone on Youtube put it together on a shoestring budget.
It looks like the kind of goofy shit I would offhandedly see other film students working on when I was an undergrad, the kind of goofy shit that was self-aware bad but mostly just made to show the professor you knew how to set up and use the camera.
I don't like that part with Herman's voice cracking. He isn't supposed to be putting effort into appearing meek. He's just supposed to be blissfully unaware that he's naturally intimidating.
nah, he's got food shows. but generally it's hard to sound or look good at fricking festivals. seeing a band in their own tour is a much better experience
>I was at this show. You guys need to understand, it was above 103 degrees that day in New Jersey, and humid as hell. I could barely breathe inside of the crowd myself so I get that he got so winded so quickly. They actually called in the fire department to hose us down. It was a really intense day and he did a great job considering.
>People surprised that a Rob Zombie ego project looks like shit
The guy doesn't make movies because he wants to make good movies, he just wants to inject himself into the legacy of all the things he loved growing up. It's pure narcissism. I guarantee you there will be a scene in this movie where the granddad drives his car and Dragula plays.
To be fair, nobody was ever going to sound like Herman. Even if someone was going to catch the voice, the mannerisms are like a 1901 caricature of a toddler.
It looks like a student film, and not a student film made by a film student. A student film made by a bunch of art students that had access to a camcorder in the early 2000's.
Yikes. A handful of boomers will want to see it and if it deviates too much, like if there's raunchy humor, they'll hate it. This may be the last Rob Zombie movie.
I'm sure finding a guy tall enough to fit the role is hard in general but I haven't watched this show in decades but instantly missed Fred's voice once Herman started talking.
The baritone was even more important than the height. Fred is the only guy who can truly pull off Herman Munster.
Rob's guy didn't even try. It's awful.
I thought I was invincible to nostalgia, but this gives me the feeling of the cheap, cutesy, plastic halloween decorations I loved as a kid, so I'm on board. If I had seen this when I was 12 it would probably have been my favorite movie ever. Gives me the same energy as Scary Godmother, Casper Meets Wendy, or halloween pepsi commercials from the early 2000s.
I guess what I'm saying here is: spookybros, we're going home...
at least I'm not some IP prostitute like half the disney dicksuckers on this board. the vibe just resonates with me. I will give it an hour and a half of my time when it releases.
If you’re anon, im happy too. You know, to an extent, it reminds me of those Halloween magazines my family gets around October.
It looks terrible. I mean that in every way, the make up looks awful, the colors look wrong, jokes are unfunny and I think to me the most jarring thing is Herman's voice. He needed to get someone who could do the voice right, Herman was a well-meaning goober unaware of his own strength, and the actor's laugh could cure cancer.
I get this is his passion project, I get it's outside of his comfort zone because it isn't horror, I get loving the show, the guy who designed their car also made the 60's Batmobile. But this looks absolutely wretched. I find myself questioning every decision. Why put a mustache on Grandpa?
I liked the mustache. Reminds me of an old prussian officer. But I agree with everything else. Looks like a fricking porno.
Does Rob Zombie not have any money any more? I thought his movies usually did pretty well. This looks - and more importantly sounds like a cheap fan project.
it looks like fricking shit, it´s like that crappy nostalgia horror/comedy/campy crap Rob Zombie loves, so i guess its ok for some people, i find it visually horrible, it looks like thos web series from mid 2010´s, a dog turd with neon colors.
It does look like complete shit, but if they would have made whole thing in black and white I think they could have really pulled the campy/cheesy 60's feeling
It looks terrible. I mean that in every way, the make up looks awful, the colors look wrong, jokes are unfunny and I think to me the most jarring thing is Herman's voice. He needed to get someone who could do the voice right, Herman was a well-meaning goober unaware of his own strength, and the actor's laugh could cure cancer.
I get this is his passion project, I get it's outside of his comfort zone because it isn't horror, I get loving the show, the guy who designed their car also made the 60's Batmobile. But this looks absolutely wretched. I find myself questioning every decision. Why put a mustache on Grandpa?
Now I love Elvira. If I had to pick one fictional character to come into existence and be my wife, it'd be her. I was pretty put off when it turned out Cassandra Peterson took the musclegirl pill, but it didn't really piss me off since that just made me imagine even more hot scenarios with my favorite big titty goth girl.
This image, however, pisses me off like nobody's fricking business.
No it looks bad because it looks really bad. nothing to do with the property. bad acting, sets, directing, lighting and holy shit that audio. that audio is the worst.
if it was old and corny like the show it would be black and white with vintage tv-style framing instead of looking like a mid-2000s disney channel tv movie
free movie idea: frankenstein's monster and the bride of frankenstein are killed
mad scientist takes parts from the monster and parts from the bride and makes a genderfluid non-binary trans monster that's sometimes man and sometimes woman
And he ripped that shit off from the artists in the 60's and 70's who drew monsters and monster car dragsters, like Stanley Mouse and Coop and all the great cartoonists and artists.
But Rob Zombie counts on his fans being too stupid to know any of that, much like how stupid ass Metallica fans think they wrote their entire cover song album.
The Munsters are exceptionally nice people who happen to be supernatural creatures based on classic horror movies. They're as normie as they can be given their genetics and make up for the rest in funny ways.
The Addams Family are human beings and not particularly nice: basically extremely rich turbo-eccentrics who live their lives as a huge semi-hedonistic shitpost. For example: Gomez Addams made it his personal mission as a lawyer to lose as many cases as humanly possible because he thought it would be funny.
Addams's are just weird motherfrickers who cause funny situations as often as they get into them.
The Addams Family started as a comic strip in the late 1930s (The Great Depression/coming of WWII) and was legitimately eerie with fairly edgy gallows humor--it was horror made into a cartoon. The Munsters is campy and an obvious product of the 60s--it's more slapstick and basically a live-action cartoon.
Pic related is from the same artist who created The Addams Family.
I live in a township close to Westfield, NJ which is where Charles Addams grew up.
Every October, the town throws a big AddamsFest which is full of Addams Family themed events and the local stores paint Addams Family themed murals in the windows. There’s also an upscale restaurant called Addams Tavern which is open year round and honors the legacy of Charles Addams. It’s a pretty neat place to visit if you’re an Addams Family fan
I didn't even look at the trailer >audio sounds like it was literally captured on a laptop speaker >Party City looking makeup >every other set shot is a greenscreen >every non-greenscreen shot is masking how cramped it looks by overusing obnoxious Party City Halloween lighting
This looks like a fricking Channel Awesome production.
NO! Common hoe fricking hard is it to have a bunch of creatures that don't fit into todays society and just to hard satire of it. This might be a tax write off just to keep the rights. I was looking forward to it. It should have been more Killer Clowns less Tim Burton. FRICK!
I'm amazed honestly. I thought Cinemaphile just liked or hated things out or spite and couldn't actually understand media
This must really be a giant pile of shit. Robert Zombie's luck ran out
Rob has been making the same album since the first White Zombie album.
He also does the same stupid shit, every show - complain about "metal in sunlight", throws a couple of plants out of the front row, etc.
And the knuckledraggers eat it up.
I don't know why you'd go to the effort of making the sets and the costumes and then record it on a handicam from 2005 before editing it in Windows Movie Maker
>the bad narration editing with a cracking mic >the shitty stock scene transitions >fricking moon making up over half the trailer >poor sound editing in general >Herman's high fricking homosexual voice >Moon narrating over scenes that Rob doesn't want you to hear until after you've been suckered out of your money >most of the trailer's shots are quiet actually, like the clumsiest montage ever edited >making elvira look old and boring
This is one of the worst trailers I've ever seen. Even fricking Netflix Bebop's trailers didn't look quite this fricking bad.
I think if they desaturated the colors just a little bit it would look 100x better. I'm no expert, but this is what I can do in 20 seconds.
I don't know why you'd go to the effort of making the sets and the costumes and then record it on a handicam from 2005 before editing it in Windows Movie Maker
yeah, I want to know what camera they used for this. Think Cinematography World Magazine will do an interview?
Neither of those look good, he put the frame rate too high which is what's making it look weird. it's somehow both oversatured and flat at the same time.
>munsters look like a porno, but it isnt. >obi-wan show has really shitty fights, even porn parodies did better. >costumes on porn parodies look beter and more loyal to the original source than movies and tv shows.
what the frick is going on?
oh my dear sweet lord...what the frick was that shit? That CGI was RLM from the two Canadians...it had nothing to do with the Munsters. And is he under duress in casting his wife who can't fricking act?
Does he think that looks good? I bet he will say it's bad on purpose to cover for his gross incompetence, just watch.
Looks like the joke trailer for a fake movie, I can't believe this is serious, he must be on 10k layers of irony, the whole thing feels surreal. There must be some catch. Maybe money laundering.
This is a good movie to watch with the bros during October, having a few beers and some Chinese food, laughin’ and gaff in’, remembering why you love your buds.
rob zombie, glenn danzig, and chris stuckman need to make an anthology horror movie together. i think watching whatever film they produce would finally give me the courage to kill myself.
Meh. At least Grandpa's pretty spot on (aside from that goody mustache).
I wish he'd do more stuff like El Superbeasto instead. More original wacky cartoon shit. I really don't think the Munsters needed a reboot, especially a Rob Zombie reboot.
Ah well, maybe it will be funny or even entertaining.
I'll definetely will watch it stoned
Rob Zombie is always delivers
YEAH YEAH YEAH
All Rob Zombie films are complete shit. I have no idea who keeps giving this homosexual money to do shitty films
he made some good movies and some really bad ones
So hes redneck shamalamadingdong?
No, he has not made a good film. I can't think which of his shitty films you think is good
House, Devils rejects, the first Halloween.
the rest are pretty bad though
None of those are good. Get some taste. Frick you
the first halloween is an abomination that should've never been made
Rob Zombie is basically doing the Adam Sandler technique of convincing studios to pay for himself and his wife to go on vacation while spending the bare minimum on production
Bingo.
He's always been a dirt poor crackhead's Tobe Hooper. His movies are absolute fricking embarrassments that only ever barely got saved by the raw charisma of Sid Haig.
Lol a lot of his movies have made decents profits. This one won't for sure, but they have.
S: The Devil's Rejects
A: House of 1000 Corpses
B: 31, Halloween
C: Halloween 2
D: Lords of Salem
F: Three from Hell
He hasn't made anything that's unwatchable; at the very least his characterizations are generally satisfying (with certain exceptions like Laurie in Halloween1 and 2) and his aesthetic is always great. I'm going to admit that The Munsters looks like shit unless the crap CG sets are somehow intentionally as bad as they look in the trailer. Also, his wife is old now, was never interesting as an actress, and hasn't qualified as eye candy since Devil's Rejects (she's running on fumes and it seems like Zombie has been as well for some time--diminishing returns). 31 was ok but I think I just had rock-bottom expectations--it was like a decent Tales From the Crypt episode.
I haven't seen El Superbeasto.
the devils rejects was complete swamp ass.
>Mr. Munster is a complete effeminate flaming homosexual.
This is not the plot I would want from this movie. Why an orgin? Why not just a nice adventure, or a fun get-rich-quick scheme that goes wrong in hilarious ways?
cause zombie is a self righteous c**t who thinks everything needs an origin
after he fricked up halloween i refuse to watch any garbage he makes. there was absolutely no reason to make that movie other than to put his white trash friends in a movie and give them the most over the top dialogue possible
It looks like dogshit. Visually, I mean. It's ugly to look at
Will someone PLEASE tell this motherfricker to stop putting his goofy ass wife in everything he does??? Robert Zamboni if you ever per chance read this you are a fricking bafoon!
Well I read it, and you just hurt my feelings sir.
Rob the best thing you ever did was that animated sequence in the Beavis and Butthead movie. Facts.
rob zombie can't read
>bafoon
>not bafooni
One fricking job
Good pussy is good pussy, do you know how hard it is to find good loyal pussy? If she wants to he in thebmovie she gets to be in the movie.
>Robert Zamboni
Call him by his real name
>Robert Cummings
>Cummings
Kek what a gay b***h. No wonder he made up a fake edgy name
Robert Zamboni, you're a bunch of bologni.
>mfw Rob Zombie Munster reboot
I wasn't ready for this, OP.
just imagine if it had been uwe boll production instead
I actually liked it.
Me too anon, I like the concept. The public access vibe is awesome.
How can you even make a Munsters movie? This looks like dogshit.
I saw they rebooted Addam’s Family as a cg cartoon. Were those good? Maybe they should have copied that too.
>Were those good?
My niece loves those cartoon Addams family movies but than again she's 7. They're just fun kids movies.
That just makes more sense. Never seen those Hotel Transylvania movies either but if it works for those 2 properties it could work for Munsters. Rob Zombie making a camp movie looks awful.
They are entertaining, but far from the Addams kino movies.
They turned Wednesday into a Lisa Simpson knockoff.
The New Addams Family on Fox Family in the 90s was good, from what little I remember.
>How can you even make a Munsters movie?
You send the family to the UK and have Herman participate in a car race for the climactic third act.
its for kids im guessing since it looks like a disney show?
this isn't real right? Someone made this for a fiverr gig or somethin?
Who is this even for? It's not for kids. It's not for horror fans.
Munsters was never a horror show. It was comedy. Herman is just a big nice idiot that doesn't understand why people run from him.
>Munsters was never a horror show
I know that but rob zombie fans are horror fans. Thus my question.
I really doubt the people that liked the original tv show will enjoy this shit.
>the people that liked the original tv show
they're all dead
Ain't no grave can keep my body down.
I watched this show as a kid on Nick at Nite, along with i love lucy, dick van dyke, and all of that stuff. I think it was just a lesser version of the Addams family. It was just okay and I never met anyone that thought the show was super good. Makes sense that Rob Zombie's weird ass would revive it but ffs can't he afford an actual cinematographer and sound people who know wtf they're doing? It looks and sounds like shit.
>I think it was just a lesser version of the Addams family
It was the opposite of the Addams Family. Instead of weird humans, it was a family of ordinary monsters. I liked both
My dad is a boomer who was born in 1950 and he's still around, maybe close to death lol, but he definitely watched the Munsters and will probably watch this because he has no taste.
It looks cheap as frick, bafflingly cheap, but I kind of like it. It looks cute.
The virgin Munsters
The Chaddams Family
The munsters are superior, they just got stuck with Rob Zombie for this
it was very unpleasant to watch
That homosexual ABC Family-looking pilot that Bryan Fuller did looks like art compared to this.
What thr frick man
It's odd that the budget is said to be between 30-40 million, making it Zombie's largest budget movie, but it looks like someone on Youtube put it together on a shoestring budget.
It looks like the kind of goofy shit I would offhandedly see other film students working on when I was an undergrad, the kind of goofy shit that was self-aware bad but mostly just made to show the professor you knew how to set up and use the camera.
It looks like something you'd get if you gave the Nostalgia Critic the rights to make a Munsters movie for some reason
Rob Zombie was never a good director
Could be worse. Could be Abrams.
Rob Zombie has never made anything good in his life. Not a single thing. Not one.
eh, i like thunderkiss 65 but i also like to wear women's lingerie so what do i know
I like white zombie, his first album, and Devils Rejects. Otherwise I can agree
Dragula, b***h.
Devils rejects
1000 corpses is good, really did not like his halloween movies.
Can Rob Zombie not make a single thing without his useless wife being in it?
It looks like a student film
looks a little raw
Gentlemen, surfs up!
RIP Harry Goz
Looks like a porn parody of itself, or an Asylum version of What We Do In The Shadows.
I don't like that part with Herman's voice cracking. He isn't supposed to be putting effort into appearing meek. He's just supposed to be blissfully unaware that he's naturally intimidating.
I'm out
as usual, rob putting in as much effort as he did at this gig:
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Holy shit. Never heard him live. Was he always like this?
nah, he's got food shows. but generally it's hard to sound or look good at fricking festivals. seeing a band in their own tour is a much better experience
>I was at this show. You guys need to understand, it was above 103 degrees that day in New Jersey, and humid as hell. I could barely breathe inside of the crowd myself so I get that he got so winded so quickly. They actually called in the fire department to hose us down. It was a really intense day and he did a great job considering.
Metal is lame and embarrassing posturing. It would suck no matter how his voice sounded.
john 5 is so much cooler than zombie
Why does the production quality look so bad? It looks like a porn parody. Actually most porn parodies are higher quality than this.
>People surprised that a Rob Zombie ego project looks like shit
The guy doesn't make movies because he wants to make good movies, he just wants to inject himself into the legacy of all the things he loved growing up. It's pure narcissism. I guarantee you there will be a scene in this movie where the granddad drives his car and Dragula plays.
Did he even try to rent the real Dragula and hearse? How do you frick something as simple as that up?
Looks like a Disney channel original movie.
This is going to be in theaters
Looks like a porn parody with a budget of $10
Hulu only, they're not dumb enough to put this garbage in theaters
Doesn't even sound like Herman. What is Mr. Jomby thinking?
To be fair, nobody was ever going to sound like Herman. Even if someone was going to catch the voice, the mannerisms are like a 1901 caricature of a toddler.
looks like linkara made it
Who even remembers this shit. It's from like 60s. No one is even nostalgic for this.
Fun fact: outside of the original tv show, no successful revival of this property has ever been made.
Addams family movies were pretty good and it's pretty much the same shit.
For some reason the Munsters just haven't worked like the Addams have.
they look very punchable, especially the fricking dracula on the right, there's something here that really pisses me off
It's the resemblance to Ted Cruz.
It feels more Big Bad Beetleborgs than The Munsters, but i have a feeling the trailer isn't the actual trailer with how Rob Zombie usually does stuff.
>It feels more Big Bad Beetleborgs than The Munsters
You hit the nail right on the head.
>It feels more Big Bad Beetleborgs than The Munsters
Holy frick anon you unzipped me. What the frick were they thinking with that show?
The Addams has a much better cast of characters quite honestly. Munsters is a far more limited cast.
>The Addams has a much better cast of characters
Absolute truth. Their stories are far more interesting.
>Same shit
Addams Family is like 10 full degrees more off the wall than the Munsters which is pretty much just a straight sitcom.
Didn't they make a Munsters movies back in the 90's when they making every single 60s sitcom into a movie?
yeah and it was shit, not successful at all.
I think they made two. As well a tv reboot in the late 80s, early 90s which actually survived three seasons.
Christ, I never realized how much she looked like my ex wife. Still is totally worth paying child support to.
The frick is up with posting the new captcha is Black person stupid.
Man i wish i had a women in my life. It is what it is tho.
my dad is in his fifties and liked watching it growing up at least. probably gen x/actual boomers would watch it.
Yeah I have a fast car it’s really cool
Also it’s from hell
>it's real
Nope, no fricking way anybody makes something this bad on purpose
>that audio quality
wtf, even if they going for camp why is the audio so fricking bad?
It looks like a student film, and not a student film made by a film student. A student film made by a bunch of art students that had access to a camcorder in the early 2000's.
Yikes. A handful of boomers will want to see it and if it deviates too much, like if there's raunchy humor, they'll hate it. This may be the last Rob Zombie movie.
If they had just shot this on some crappy film stock I think people would be a lot more onboard.
I'm sure finding a guy tall enough to fit the role is hard in general but I haven't watched this show in decades but instantly missed Fred's voice once Herman started talking.
The baritone was even more important than the height. Fred is the only guy who can truly pull off Herman Munster.
Rob's guy didn't even try. It's awful.
Fred Gwynne is the physical embodiment of a Norman Rockwell painting. A concept like The Munsters could ONLY work with him.
The center of his face reminds me Jeffery Epstein.
Ohy God, it looks like they shot it in his living room.
holy shit why is the audio quality so bad? was this made by doug walker?
Looks like it was shot inside a laser tag arena
I thought I was invincible to nostalgia, but this gives me the feeling of the cheap, cutesy, plastic halloween decorations I loved as a kid, so I'm on board. If I had seen this when I was 12 it would probably have been my favorite movie ever. Gives me the same energy as Scary Godmother, Casper Meets Wendy, or halloween pepsi commercials from the early 2000s.
I guess what I'm saying here is: spookybros, we're going home...
>this post
at least I'm not some IP prostitute like half the disney dicksuckers on this board. the vibe just resonates with me. I will give it an hour and a half of my time when it releases.
If you’re anon, im happy too. You know, to an extent, it reminds me of those Halloween magazines my family gets around October.
I liked the mustache. Reminds me of an old prussian officer. But I agree with everything else. Looks like a fricking porno.
kys kind sir
Frick off, Rob. I will never watch your movie
jesus christ redditards really will accept the shittiest goyslop imaginable as long as there's a new funko pop and another remake to consoom
seek mental help dude
Does Rob Zombie not have any money any more? I thought his movies usually did pretty well. This looks - and more importantly sounds like a cheap fan project.
it looks like fricking shit, it´s like that crappy nostalgia horror/comedy/campy crap Rob Zombie loves, so i guess its ok for some people, i find it visually horrible, it looks like thos web series from mid 2010´s, a dog turd with neon colors.
MST3K had better production values than this. And they had two sets, and puppets made out of literal trash.
It does look like complete shit, but if they would have made whole thing in black and white I think they could have really pulled the campy/cheesy 60's feeling
there should be 2 cuts, one in color and one in B+W
It's looks low budget and campy; exactly like the show, day 1 watch
New contrapoints video?
frick, came here to make the same post
Contrapoints have afar better visuals / production values / line reading
It looks terrible. I mean that in every way, the make up looks awful, the colors look wrong, jokes are unfunny and I think to me the most jarring thing is Herman's voice. He needed to get someone who could do the voice right, Herman was a well-meaning goober unaware of his own strength, and the actor's laugh could cure cancer.
I get this is his passion project, I get it's outside of his comfort zone because it isn't horror, I get loving the show, the guy who designed their car also made the 60's Batmobile. But this looks absolutely wretched. I find myself questioning every decision. Why put a mustache on Grandpa?
isn't the original show just a sitcom? this looks like a nauseating fever dream. like son of mask tier.
So did they only have one microphone from the college AV department, why does it sound like that? lmao
it looks like an indymogul fan film from 2012
>somehow it's even worse than i imagined
The name Rob Zombie should have been the first clue.
This looks sooooooo bad, I couldn't get through the whole trailer.
It looks cheap as frick but at least herman munster didn't call anyone a wienersucking mother fricker in the trailer like Bob Zombies usual fare.
managed to make elvira look boring
Haha he sure subverted my expectations
Now I love Elvira. If I had to pick one fictional character to come into existence and be my wife, it'd be her. I was pretty put off when it turned out Cassandra Peterson took the musclegirl pill, but it didn't really piss me off since that just made me imagine even more hot scenarios with my favorite big titty goth girl.
This image, however, pisses me off like nobody's fricking business.
Can't outshine the wife, doncha know. She snapped Rob's ball off at the alter and they've been in her purse ever since.
Rob Zombie is one of the most underrated directors in Hollywood working today. This looks like it’ll be his worst though.
>Rob Zombie is one of the most underrated directors in Hollywood working today
He's rated just fine.
I’m not watching the trailer. Does it somehow look worse than the old TV show?
It looks worse than anything rob zombie has ever done if you can believe that
sherri moon zombie is the worst looking thing rob zombie has ever done
she looks good under 200 lbs of make up, like on this trailer.
The old TV show is comfy and isn’t bad btw. I’m saying are people saying the trailer is bad because it’s old and corny like the show.
No it looks bad because it looks really bad. nothing to do with the property. bad acting, sets, directing, lighting and holy shit that audio. that audio is the worst.
if it was old and corny like the show it would be black and white with vintage tv-style framing instead of looking like a mid-2000s disney channel tv movie
oh cool just as long as i dont see sherri moon zom frick im out
free movie idea: frankenstein's monster and the bride of frankenstein are killed
mad scientist takes parts from the monster and parts from the bride and makes a genderfluid non-binary trans monster that's sometimes man and sometimes woman
Why? It looks fun
This is worse than a fan film. Rob Zombie has never made a good movie. He cant even get the tone of a retro tv series right.
What shit casting. Lily should be someone like Susan Sarandon rather than Angelica Huston.
costumes and acting are literal porn parody tier
The XXX Scooby Doo porn parody has 100% better acting than this
woodrocket porn parody tier
Bobby Starr was the perfect Velma
The best thing Zombie ever did was the characters designs for the Beavis and Butthead movie tripping scenes.
And he ripped that shit off from the artists in the 60's and 70's who drew monsters and monster car dragsters, like Stanley Mouse and Coop and all the great cartoonists and artists.
I thought it was intentional that the designs were to looks similar to those artists, as an homage. Specifically Ed “Big Daddy” Roth.
But Rob Zombie counts on his fans being too stupid to know any of that, much like how stupid ass Metallica fans think they wrote their entire cover song album.
Can someone please explain the difference between the Munsters and the Addams Family?
The Munsters are actual monsters, the Addams Family are just weird people, mostly. At least I think that's how it is.
The Addams Family are normal-ish looking people who revel in the macabre and their creepy behavior is the joke.
The Munsters are monsters who scare people despite being as nice as can be, and judging by appearances is the joke.
I'm not watching this crap, looks like a porn parody.
The Munsters are exceptionally nice people who happen to be supernatural creatures based on classic horror movies. They're as normie as they can be given their genetics and make up for the rest in funny ways.
The Addams Family are human beings and not particularly nice: basically extremely rich turbo-eccentrics who live their lives as a huge semi-hedonistic shitpost. For example: Gomez Addams made it his personal mission as a lawyer to lose as many cases as humanly possible because he thought it would be funny.
Addams's are just weird motherfrickers who cause funny situations as often as they get into them.
Munsters are like a typical family except their monsters.
Addams are joos.
The Addams Family started as a comic strip in the late 1930s (The Great Depression/coming of WWII) and was legitimately eerie with fairly edgy gallows humor--it was horror made into a cartoon. The Munsters is campy and an obvious product of the 60s--it's more slapstick and basically a live-action cartoon.
Pic related is from the same artist who created The Addams Family.
I live in a township close to Westfield, NJ which is where Charles Addams grew up.
Every October, the town throws a big AddamsFest which is full of Addams Family themed events and the local stores paint Addams Family themed murals in the windows. There’s also an upscale restaurant called Addams Tavern which is open year round and honors the legacy of Charles Addams. It’s a pretty neat place to visit if you’re an Addams Family fan
It wasn't a comic strip exactly. They were single cartoons that ran in The New Yorker magazine. The Munsters was a stupid 60s TV show.
I didn't even look at the trailer
>audio sounds like it was literally captured on a laptop speaker
>Party City looking makeup
>every other set shot is a greenscreen
>every non-greenscreen shot is masking how cramped it looks by overusing obnoxious Party City Halloween lighting
This looks like a fricking Channel Awesome production.
>posting Rob zombie
>on a Glenn Danzig board
Doomed from the start, imagine trying to replace Fred Gwynne and Al Lewis. Not to mention using your fricking wife again as the centerpiece.
rob zombie's wife being used is kind of her MO
He could just ask her to dress up as Lily one night, he didn't have to make this movie
Odds out of ten that there's gonna be a weed smoking scene where gay Herman smokes weed with grandpa.
I like it
The problem for me is they just don't seem like the same characters from the show. It feels like a parody.
The Addams Family are scum
Flattery will get you everywhere!
NO! Common hoe fricking hard is it to have a bunch of creatures that don't fit into todays society and just to hard satire of it. This might be a tax write off just to keep the rights. I was looking forward to it. It should have been more Killer Clowns less Tim Burton. FRICK!
Rob made like 4 good movies, the rest are bad
Rob Zombie has never made a good movie
if rob zombie wants to make a good movie, all he needs to do is film himself strangling sherri moon zombie to death.
I was a little hopeful, but this looks really cheap.
I fully trust Rob Zombie with this franchise. Anyone else would make the worst garbage you have ever seen.
Black person it looks and sounds like a youtube video/porn parody and the visuals and acting literally couldn't be worse. It looks like a joke
Have you seen the Munsters? I would say the problem is that it reminds me too much of the actual show.
This is porno parody quality
That's it! They all look like they are about to anal each other.
I'm impressed that Rob, who knows better even if his movies are trailer trash, managed to make a worse movie than Glen Danzig's horror porn.
Is this the first movie in years Cinemaphile hates because it just looks like shit and not because of politics?
I'm amazed honestly. I thought Cinemaphile just liked or hated things out or spite and couldn't actually understand media
This must really be a giant pile of shit. Robert Zombie's luck ran out
Cringe
GARBAGE
>Comments have been disabled.
It's disabled because YouTube auto disables comments for kids content. That said the comments on the official Universal channel are dunking on it.
Post a literal who YouTube channel. Lmao go frick yourself anon you're a shit stain.
The frick are you talking about
1 million subs or its literally no one. Both of you can suck each other off, giant homosexuals.
You're being fricking stupid and you know it.
Get blasted moron. This movie is going to do well.
That's the official production company, moron.
Looks fun and cheesy I'll watch it with an open mind.
I will now erase this film and the makers and do it MY WAY.
If there's a Black person hip hop song in this movie im going to castrate Zombie.
>that mic pop when the narrator says The Devil's Rejects
HOLY SHIT LMAO
Zombie makes some good metal music but he truly can’t direct for shit
Rob has been making the same album since the first White Zombie album.
He also does the same stupid shit, every show - complain about "metal in sunlight", throws a couple of plants out of the front row, etc.
And the knuckledraggers eat it up.
*sighs* Rob Zombie... is releasing a new movie
Frick off Moon.
Frick off Rob.
Who's Moon?
Rob's wife. Sherri Moon Zombie.
Typical.
Yes! Exactly. Soul
Yea because it doesnt look like a pristine billion dollar production these moron shit on it
>HoboSTD
Man, frick you.
SEPTEMBER RELEASE DATE SAYS IT ALL
wow this looks like actually has soul of course this board shits on it.
I don't know why you'd go to the effort of making the sets and the costumes and then record it on a handicam from 2005 before editing it in Windows Movie Maker
This looks like a made for TV movie that'd air on ABC Family 20 years ago.
>the bad narration editing with a cracking mic
>the shitty stock scene transitions
>fricking moon making up over half the trailer
>poor sound editing in general
>Herman's high fricking homosexual voice
>Moon narrating over scenes that Rob doesn't want you to hear until after you've been suckered out of your money
>most of the trailer's shots are quiet actually, like the clumsiest montage ever edited
>making elvira look old and boring
This is one of the worst trailers I've ever seen. Even fricking Netflix Bebop's trailers didn't look quite this fricking bad.
Rob, when I told you to take some inspiration from Glenn Danzig, I was talking about HIS MUSIC.
I'm hoping its just a shit trailer but it looks much wackier than the show
*better
How do you go from 1000 Corpses and Devils Rejects to this?
It looks like they just filmed a single take for everything and just moved on to the next. The dialog comes off like a bad student film.
I could shit a better movie out of my ass than this
Robert Zombie has never made anything worth watching. This whole project is stupid.
On the other hand, this movie is a great departure from his other projects, its clearly a passion project and I can respect that.
On the OTHER hand, he keeps shoving his talentless prostitute wife in our faces as a lead role, which will ruin the movie.
On the OTHER HAND, the project seems sincere, and a non-disingenuous attempt at a film of a beloved series is refreshing in these times.
. . .
wish they'd keep it black and white. Even with the original cast, I had a hard time watching the movies because of how distracting the colors were.
I think if they desaturated the colors just a little bit it would look 100x better. I'm no expert, but this is what I can do in 20 seconds.
yeah, I want to know what camera they used for this. Think Cinematography World Magazine will do an interview?
Neither of those look good, he put the frame rate too high which is what's making it look weird. it's somehow both oversatured and flat at the same time.
It is nice that it looks like there are still actual physical sets being used even if it looks like it cost about $75 to build them
>munsters look like a porno, but it isnt.
>obi-wan show has really shitty fights, even porn parodies did better.
>costumes on porn parodies look beter and more loyal to the original source than movies and tv shows.
what the frick is going on?
Yeah it looks like a film school students final film project. How the frick does this have a 40mil budget.
As if you need more proof that zombie is a talentless hack.
Is that Tomar?
Is this porn?
It's the perfect encapsulation of what James Gunn was trying to do with PG porn.
It could only be done by accident.
Rob is still busy jerking off to demon porn in the new Dragula.
Rob has an antique jukebox in his living room
>30 fps
>that sound quality
>that Fiver soundtrack
>that Batman and Robin lighting
had anyone involved with this ever made a movie before?
oh my dear sweet lord...what the frick was that shit? That CGI was RLM from the two Canadians...it had nothing to do with the Munsters. And is he under duress in casting his wife who can't fricking act?
Does he think that looks good? I bet he will say it's bad on purpose to cover for his gross incompetence, just watch.
Not even trying to be funny, was this shot with an iPhone in Rob Zombie's house?
Danzig’s movies are better
>dude, it's like.... supposed to be bad
*hits bong*
Rob's lost it.
That's all. It's over. Just retire, Rob. Do another cash grab tour. Hey, give Sean a call, do a reunion. But for the love of god, no more movies.
Looks like the joke trailer for a fake movie, I can't believe this is serious, he must be on 10k layers of irony, the whole thing feels surreal. There must be some catch. Maybe money laundering.
This is a good movie to watch with the bros during October, having a few beers and some Chinese food, laughin’ and gaff in’, remembering why you love your buds.
amazing herman lookalike
shame they gave him a homosexual voice, ill skip it
DEAD IAM THE ONE
soul
so, why do people like this dumb adams family rip-off anyway?
>rip off
They both came out in the same month within days of each other
that's crazy. anyway, why do you like it?
It's funny
rob zombie, glenn danzig, and chris stuckman need to make an anthology horror movie together. i think watching whatever film they produce would finally give me the courage to kill myself.
Meh. At least Grandpa's pretty spot on (aside from that goody mustache).
I wish he'd do more stuff like El Superbeasto instead. More original wacky cartoon shit. I really don't think the Munsters needed a reboot, especially a Rob Zombie reboot.
Ah well, maybe it will be funny or even entertaining.
it looks like an insurance commercial
someone should just make the whole movie black and white