Nah the base commander is the state. Exegol isn't loyal to the first order or empire, they are loyal to sheev directly. First order doesn't even know exegol exists.
>look it up >it’s real
What the frick? So she’s basically his daughter, not his granddaughter.
It’s astonishing how sloppily they treated their multi billion dollar franchise.
That's what people are making fun of.
This dialogue is just a distillation representing the entire problem with the sequels, it's not about Palpatine you fricking mouthbreather.
have a problem with this >>not the fact "the empire" "somehow returned" and "the republic" is now "the resistance" despite winning the war >t. missed all the complaints on Cinemaphile circa 2015 about the spontaneous manifestation of these 2 factions in the first place
We've been shitting on Disney Wars for nearly a decade, newbie.
>buy the star wars IP >just to make a bogged version of the original trilogy
Why not just making a total re-make/re-boot instead of trying to pull new episodes
He probably wasn't even acting and was genuinely disappointed. It must be really frustrating for actors when the writers and director are being morons.
The Jedi are all about transcendence and living forever and the secrets of the universe and they want to know all this; Some are Jedi, some are Sith, some are mixed. But, the Jedi don’t ever want to organize, the Sith instead are the ones that organize, because they lust after power. Powerful Jedi don’t want to dominate other people, they want to empower them, so they don’t tend to get together until things are really late in the game, then they come together. The dark side is always defeated, because the light is so much stronger. And, we’re in this galaxy and Revan’s holocrons showed it, Qui-Gon’s revelations showed it, all of it, that there is at least twelve parsecs, and now that’s why all the top senators and the banking clan are coming out saying it’s a false holocron, it is artificial. The computers are scanning it and finding shatter points where it is artificially projected and the force is bleeding in to this universe, that’s why they call it the dark side. So, we’re like a thought or a dream that’s like a wisp in some computer program, some droid’s mind, whatever. They’re proving it all, it’s all coming out.
>Quickly cuts to another 1 minute shot somewhere else >Then quickly cuts to another 1 minute shot somewhere else >Then quickly cuts to another 1 minute shot somewhere else >Then quickly cuts to another 1 minute shot somewhere else >Then quickly cuts to another 1 minute shot somewhere else >Then quickly cuts to another 1 minute shot somewhere else >... >"I am Rey Skywalker" >credits
*fart noise*
How?
Dark science, cloning, secrets only the Sith knew.
wtf is "dark science"
Science with the lights turned off
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moorish_Science_Temple_of_America
Allow me to show you, my melanin-free son.
just SOMEHOW, okay?
Because.. because.. BECAUSE HE JUST DID! OKAY!?
STOP ASKING THAT
Stop mansplaining. Women worked hard on the script
>How
SOMEhow, that's how.
He pulled a Nolan's Prestige and secretly had a twin brother.
>cloning
we can do this right now
https://www.clonaid.com/
Yes.
Dark science
No.
He became more powerful than you could possibly imagine.
Fortnite
rey skywalker being the chosen one to destroy the sith
...did any of the Sequel movies ever explain it, or was it just never answered?
Of course not, this is JJ 'Mystery Boxes' Abrams we're talking about
Was it ever answered how Orange She-Yoda acquired Luke's saber?
Please elaborate
Somehow obi wan returned
Reminder all nu wars is homosexual shit
>he made a screencap from the official release instead of using the meme from the shitty cam rip.
And nobody like, noticed what was happening on this planet.
Surely somebody must have visited at some point to collect taxs
Imagine the logistics of getting all the materials necessary to built a fleet of death stars. And feeding all these people.
How do people not know what happens in area 51 don't those soldiers pay their taxes???
That would only be a valid comparison if Area 51 were being run by the Chinese.
The people at area 51 would be undergoing constant assessment to ensure they are remaining loyal to the state
Nah the base commander is the state. Exegol isn't loyal to the first order or empire, they are loyal to sheev directly. First order doesn't even know exegol exists.
Area 51 is secretly building hundreds of aircraft carriers and battleships, right?
Shame they killed off Snoke before we could find out more about his character like what his tax policy was
>look it up
>it’s real
What the frick? So she’s basically his daughter, not his granddaughter.
It’s astonishing how sloppily they treated their multi billion dollar franchise.
Basically his niece
Also kind of funny to imagine that a Palpatine clone would just be a regular joe
They could have explained this in the movie but they needed more time to heal that sandworm
>people have a problem with this
>not the fact "the empire" "somehow returned" and "the republic" is now "the resistance" despite winning the war
yeah frick the normies and frick RLM
>thinking this scene is okay
People like you don't actually exist, right?
nope
but there are normies right now
saying tfa and tlj were "great"
while tros "ruined the trilogy"
this is the mainstream opinion btw
no, we find all of this moronic.
But the palpatine one is literally stated like that in the movie. That's beyond bad writing trying to hide plot hole.
That's what people are making fun of.
This dialogue is just a distillation representing the entire problem with the sequels, it's not about Palpatine you fricking mouthbreather.
have a problem with this
>>not the fact "the empire" "somehow returned" and "the republic" is now "the resistance" despite winning the war
>t. missed all the complaints on Cinemaphile circa 2015 about the spontaneous manifestation of these 2 factions in the first place
We've been shitting on Disney Wars for nearly a decade, newbie.
>buy the star wars IP
>just to make a bogged version of the original trilogy
Why not just making a total re-make/re-boot instead of trying to pull new episodes
i like how he just tries not to break his character
He probably wasn't even acting and was genuinely disappointed. It must be really frustrating for actors when the writers and director are being morons.
Yeah just look what happened to Cavill with Witcher
>begs JJ not to kill him off in TFA
>ends up saying this shit
Be careful what you wish for. Dude got totally monkey paw'd.
>begs not to be killed off
>Sean Bean and Steve Buscemi's faces when
The Jedi are all about transcendence and living forever and the secrets of the universe and they want to know all this; Some are Jedi, some are Sith, some are mixed. But, the Jedi don’t ever want to organize, the Sith instead are the ones that organize, because they lust after power. Powerful Jedi don’t want to dominate other people, they want to empower them, so they don’t tend to get together until things are really late in the game, then they come together. The dark side is always defeated, because the light is so much stronger. And, we’re in this galaxy and Revan’s holocrons showed it, Qui-Gon’s revelations showed it, all of it, that there is at least twelve parsecs, and now that’s why all the top senators and the banking clan are coming out saying it’s a false holocron, it is artificial. The computers are scanning it and finding shatter points where it is artificially projected and the force is bleeding in to this universe, that’s why they call it the dark side. So, we’re like a thought or a dream that’s like a wisp in some computer program, some droid’s mind, whatever. They’re proving it all, it’s all coming out.
>Quickly cuts to another 1 minute shot somewhere else
>Then quickly cuts to another 1 minute shot somewhere else
>Then quickly cuts to another 1 minute shot somewhere else
>Then quickly cuts to another 1 minute shot somewhere else
>Then quickly cuts to another 1 minute shot somewhere else
>Then quickly cuts to another 1 minute shot somewhere else
>...
>"I am Rey Skywalker"
>credits
Sex with Darth Talon
>somehow Palestine got smaller