Somehow, Palpatine returned.

Somehow, Palpatine returned.

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *fart noise*

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dark science, cloning, secrets only the Sith knew.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        wtf is "dark science"

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Science with the lights turned off

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moorish_Science_Temple_of_America

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Allow me to show you, my melanin-free son.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      just SOMEHOW, okay?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because.. because.. BECAUSE HE JUST DID! OKAY!?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      STOP ASKING THAT

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Please elaborate

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stop mansplaining. Women worked hard on the script

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >How
      SOMEhow, that's how.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He pulled a Nolan's Prestige and secretly had a twin brother.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >cloning
      we can do this right now
      https://www.clonaid.com/

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dark science

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He became more powerful than you could possibly imagine.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fortnite

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      rey skywalker being the chosen one to destroy the sith

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ...did any of the Sequel movies ever explain it, or was it just never answered?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Was it ever answered how Orange She-Yoda acquired Luke's saber?

          Of course not, this is JJ 'Mystery Boxes' Abrams we're talking about

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Was it ever answered how Orange She-Yoda acquired Luke's saber?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Please elaborate

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Somehow obi wan returned

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder all nu wars is homosexual shit

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >he made a screencap from the official release instead of using the meme from the shitty cam rip.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And nobody like, noticed what was happening on this planet.
      Surely somebody must have visited at some point to collect taxs

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine the logistics of getting all the materials necessary to built a fleet of death stars. And feeding all these people.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How do people not know what happens in area 51 don't those soldiers pay their taxes???

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That would only be a valid comparison if Area 51 were being run by the Chinese.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The people at area 51 would be undergoing constant assessment to ensure they are remaining loyal to the state

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nah the base commander is the state. Exegol isn't loyal to the first order or empire, they are loyal to sheev directly. First order doesn't even know exegol exists.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Area 51 is secretly building hundreds of aircraft carriers and battleships, right?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Shame they killed off Snoke before we could find out more about his character like what his tax policy was

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >look it up
      >it’s real
      What the frick? So she’s basically his daughter, not his granddaughter.
      It’s astonishing how sloppily they treated their multi billion dollar franchise.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Basically his niece
      Also kind of funny to imagine that a Palpatine clone would just be a regular joe

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They could have explained this in the movie but they needed more time to heal that sandworm

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >people have a problem with this
    >not the fact "the empire" "somehow returned" and "the republic" is now "the resistance" despite winning the war

    yeah frick the normies and frick RLM

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >thinking this scene is okay
      People like you don't actually exist, right?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nope
        but there are normies right now
        saying tfa and tlj were "great"
        while tros "ruined the trilogy"

        this is the mainstream opinion btw

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no, we find all of this moronic.
      But the palpatine one is literally stated like that in the movie. That's beyond bad writing trying to hide plot hole.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's what people are making fun of.
      This dialogue is just a distillation representing the entire problem with the sequels, it's not about Palpatine you fricking mouthbreather.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      have a problem with this
      >>not the fact "the empire" "somehow returned" and "the republic" is now "the resistance" despite winning the war
      >t. missed all the complaints on Cinemaphile circa 2015 about the spontaneous manifestation of these 2 factions in the first place
      We've been shitting on Disney Wars for nearly a decade, newbie.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >buy the star wars IP
    >just to make a bogged version of the original trilogy
    Why not just making a total re-make/re-boot instead of trying to pull new episodes

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i like how he just tries not to break his character

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He probably wasn't even acting and was genuinely disappointed. It must be really frustrating for actors when the writers and director are being morons.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah just look what happened to Cavill with Witcher

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >begs JJ not to kill him off in TFA
    >ends up saying this shit

    Be careful what you wish for. Dude got totally monkey paw'd.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >begs not to be killed off
      >Sean Bean and Steve Buscemi's faces when

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Jedi are all about transcendence and living forever and the secrets of the universe and they want to know all this; Some are Jedi, some are Sith, some are mixed. But, the Jedi don’t ever want to organize, the Sith instead are the ones that organize, because they lust after power. Powerful Jedi don’t want to dominate other people, they want to empower them, so they don’t tend to get together until things are really late in the game, then they come together. The dark side is always defeated, because the light is so much stronger. And, we’re in this galaxy and Revan’s holocrons showed it, Qui-Gon’s revelations showed it, all of it, that there is at least twelve parsecs, and now that’s why all the top senators and the banking clan are coming out saying it’s a false holocron, it is artificial. The computers are scanning it and finding shatter points where it is artificially projected and the force is bleeding in to this universe, that’s why they call it the dark side. So, we’re like a thought or a dream that’s like a wisp in some computer program, some droid’s mind, whatever. They’re proving it all, it’s all coming out.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Quickly cuts to another 1 minute shot somewhere else
    >Then quickly cuts to another 1 minute shot somewhere else
    >Then quickly cuts to another 1 minute shot somewhere else
    >Then quickly cuts to another 1 minute shot somewhere else
    >Then quickly cuts to another 1 minute shot somewhere else
    >Then quickly cuts to another 1 minute shot somewhere else
    >...
    >"I am Rey Skywalker"
    >credits

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sex with Darth Talon

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >somehow Palestine got smaller

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