It was Saturday night and after I watched an episode of All That, I went to one of those scrambled porn channels that you can make out sometimes. It had women stripping with the ugliest mother frickers you could ever imagine watching. Fifteen minutes of that and I go to bed, and the two shows combined.
Lori Beth blew me many kisses as she danced.
>Cinemaphile memes Dan Schneider into absolute oblivion with creep and pedo jokes for nearly a decade >accusations towards Dan are finally gaining traction >No no no no no, they're just lying, they want money, she's fat haha #TeamDan
Maybe if you're a victim don't wait 30 fricking years to say something.
For frick sake why should I care? Apparently these b***hes can't have been that upset if they didn't feel the need to talk about it until decades later, and only when someone else said something first.
Seeing as you've done nothing with your life and have no talents or ambitions to ever do so, I get why you'd fail to understand.
She said it right in the news article, fear of getting blacklisted due to the power Dan and others had. Same reason people took decades to bring up Bill Cosby's sexual assault.
>fear of getting blacklisted due to the power Dan and others had
you're fricking stupid. Dan made shitty kids shows for 9 year olds, he wasn't going to blacklist anyone.
You're absolutely fricking moronic if you don't see this for what it is, some fat pig b***h that knows her career is and has been dead, saw all the Dan Schneider shit and realized it's a perfect time to "reveal her truth", and hoped there were enough fricking idiots like you that would call her stunning and brave when any person with a room temperature IQ can see this fat b***h is lying through her barbeque stained teeth.
Or when the wall hits, the paychecks dry up, and they're desperately trying to claw out of the obscurity hole.
The wall factor doesn't really apply to Lori Beth, but you know what I'm saying.
This mother fricker right here understands completely.
It doesn't matter what the shows are, it matters that he's been proven to make successful shows. If someone who does that tells everyone that someone they've worked with is bad and not to hire them, they'll listen.
Hollywood has always been a tight knit circle jerk of producers, the genre is irrelevant.
So she sacrificed her morals for money? Remind me why I should care about her struggles if it clearly wasn’t that bad? Could have just gotten a regular job like the rest of us. I feel no pity.
I highly doubt you have a job. If you did, you'd know that "just getting another job" is easier said than done. She was a great comedian and deserved to make a living off it.
>I didn't read the part where Lori Beth actively tried to protect Amanda Bynes on The Amanda Show.
What the frick was she supposed to do? Post on Twitter in 1999?
Or when the wall hits, the paychecks dry up, and they're desperately trying to claw out of the obscurity hole.
The wall factor doesn't really apply to Lori Beth, but you know what I'm saying.
I mean I watched quiet on set and It proved to me Dan didn't hurt anyone. at worse he was an butthole. All the "survivors" are failed actors looking to get a pay day. Funny how this fat cow is now coming out after the documentary is a big hit. It's like she sees the money train and wants to get on it, probably to buy more fast food.
Dan didn't do shit to the kids. He probably had a weird foot fetish and was a jerk. He didn't hurt anyone. This whole this is a bust
Nothing is gonna come out. Most of the claim are not substantial in court.
Then when get off, all you fruit bowl are going to be claiming "he got off cuz he's a rich Joo"
Yet it took the general public 25 years and a 3 hour documentary for the general public to catch on. The middle aged fat man who put all sexual imagery in childrens’ entertainment may be a pervert.
IDK, dude was a seasoned professional. He was an actor (oldheads remember Head of the Class), and did film work. He may have been weird to outsiders but the industry is a weird place with odd tones that shift rapidly, and actors are all drama queens literally. He grew up in the industry and figured minor actors could take the pressure he put on.kind of a weird dude but actually creatively productive and on the beam professionally. Whatever, he was the lamb led intentionally led astray and sacrificed so israelites can wipe their hands and say yep, he was the creep. Meanwhile the actual darkest most fricked up shit is ignored, buried, and silenced forever. Dan was always the Jester in their macabre PR game to hide the actual rampant and insane sexual abuse that occurs constantly in Hollywood. This was a token of nothing. The tiniest tip of the massive iceberg.
That's no what's happening tho, it's >jokes about Schneider potentially having sex with under age people >0 underage actors have made accusations against Dan. >believing the adults who say Dan was creepy, but emphasizing none of it is rape or actual sexual assault and none of them were children
Lori Beth was 19 and shown porn, this is not the same as what happened to Drake Bell.
you don't get how LA used to have literal porn shops all over the place, especially in west hollywood, before the internet killed the physical porn industry.
Bro it was in every shop too “in the back” every fetish you wanted, even the illegal ones. The right store closed at 9 and opened a gloryhole/frick party in the back by 9:30
>make fun of guy because he’s creepy and weird looking because it’s funny >women actually ruin his life and think he’s a pedophile because he’s creepy and weird looking and talk about him more than the nick rapists
Didn't watch Quiet on the Set? Barely any evidence to speak of against him. For all the time that passed before the docuseries they only had a lot of deceptive framing to show for it.
the deceptive framing is fricked up. Im not trying to defend Dan's behavior, he clearly was doing some weird and unprofessional things. Trying to suggest he "could" be a pedophile is very worth suing over. Anyone "could" be one, have some proof. Drake Bell himself said Dan was helpful after he found out what happened with Brien Peck, the doc still tries to blame Dan. People just think in binary ways. Any dislike of a man falls into hate and he might as well be lumped in with the rapists.
>Schneider started showing her clips of pornography on his computer. >The "grand finale," Denberg said, was a video in which a woman performed oral sex on a donkey.
Isn't feet, don't believe it
>Once, Denberg said, Schneider asked her to accompany him to visit his auto repairman. According to Denberg, Schneider had a gun on him. When a police officer pulled over Schneider because of an issue with his car's tags, Schneider pushed his gun to Denberg, she said. She hid the gun under her skirt as Schneider chatted with the officer, who recognized him from his role on the sitcom "Head of the Class." Schneider, she said, then asked the officer if he had any children who watched Nickelodeon and might recognize Denberg.
Dan "Always Packin', Always Foot Whackin'" Schneider
She's doing alright these days. She has an active Instagram account, anyway.
I remember her doing a joke on "suicide watch" during one of their commercial breaks and getting pulled from the show.
In hindsight, she was lucky.
One time I showed some fat girl at a party some clips of donkey porn on my phone. It wasn't even remotely a sexual interaction. It's because she didn't believe donkey porn existed so I offered to prove her wrong and get a laugh. The funny thing is that the fat girl also thought this was some sort of sexual advance from me. Gross. Anyway, thanks for reading. #istandwithdan
>Former All That star Lori Beth Denberg tells Business Insider, in an interview conducted by Quiet on Set executive producer Kate Taylor, that Schneider played pornography for her, lashed out at her on set and once initiated phone sex.
The phone sex thing is pretty far ... I mean also the donkey porn.
Cast members who have yet to speak up: >Josh Server >Kel Mitchell >Alisa Reyes >Amanda Bynes >Christy Knowings >Danny Tamberelli >Mark Saul >Nick Cannon
He went on a talk show saying he wasn't aware of anything, and Dan didn't have much to do with Kenan and Kel besides write a few episodes. And to "keep investigating"
Amanda Bynes hasn't made any official statements on Dan, but she did make tweets about being sexually abused with "Dan did it" encoded with capitalization. She's also made several statements about rampant sexual misconduct at Nick Studios on a twitter alt account under a different name
Sauce? Anything Amanda could say would likely be the big smoking gun in terms of something they could actually find and prove to some extent. So I am wondering why in god's name the media wouldn't be crawling all over that
>So I am wondering why in god's name the media wouldn't be crawling all over that
I recall her going nuts, or so both her and the media say. Idk perhaps the media made it sound crazy at first so that it wasn't taken seriously in the first place.
I will be honest. I think we all just want off Mr.Bones wild ride when it comes to this story.
Something I noticed about Quiet On Set was it had a massive momentum that just died when episode 5 released and people turned on it for being exploitative of the whole situation.
Mark and Nick can't say anything because Dan wasn't involved when they were on the show. He left to showrun The Amanda Show then came back to All That for Season 7. Gabriel's experience was some other nameless Nick exec.
That also explains Lori Beth's season 5 cameo.
I forgot about her. She was there for like 3 episodes and only played generic nameless characters. May have seen what went down behind the scenes and ran like hell.
Why are there such whales in America who aren't eternally confined to their homes by social shame or mobility issues and are allowed to have some fame or recognition?
If it was literally, not figuratively, literally any other female cast member, I wouldn't even question it. If it was some of the young, tender boys that Hollywood loves so much on the set, still wouldn't have a single second of doubt.
Lori Beth? Are you fricking kidding me? Out of all the 1994 to, say, 2000 cast, SHE got #metoo'ed and phonesexed? Fricking hang up!
If true, she's probably more pissed that she had to put the fork down with her phone hand.
Sometimes people get so used to steak that they break the routine and order a burger just because they can. She was obviously getting less attention than the other girls, why not throw a bone and see what happens?
For two reasons.
1. It'd be like two oily waterbeds in a grudge match.
2. Assuming he achieved penetration, like, anywhere. Whatever crevasse. Whichever sweaty fold. The net physical mass and girth between them would only afford about a quarter inch penetration.
>showed her porn of someone sucking off to a donkey
Dan was into some weird nasty deep shit beyond the human comprehension.
His foot fetish is no long the worst of him.
She was my favorite cast member and I was sad when she left. Now I know why she did.
>Now I know why she did.
They put a 1 plate limit at the buffets
She was the Will Sasso of All That.
Dan Schneider went into the employee lounge and ate her lunch. It took him a week to eat all of it.
Amanda was my favorite but I saw the Amanda Show first
They look perfect for each other.
More like Lori Beth Iceberg
DAMMIT I THOUGHT OF THE SAME JOKE
He plays at the adults table after all?
When I was 13 I had a dream that Lori Beth became a stripper and was dancing for me.
Most embarrassing nocturnal emission I ever heard!
It was Saturday night and after I watched an episode of All That, I went to one of those scrambled porn channels that you can make out sometimes. It had women stripping with the ugliest mother frickers you could ever imagine watching. Fifteen minutes of that and I go to bed, and the two shows combined.
Lori Beth blew me many kisses as she danced.
RIP scrambled porn channels. And catalog jerk material. Ah, the past.
You need counselling more than she does.
You must have liked her scene in Dodgeball.
took me years to realize that the joke in that scene is that being crushed underneath her is supposed to be a bad thing
so u liked the fat chick on euphoria then
>Cinemaphile memes Dan Schneider into absolute oblivion with creep and pedo jokes for nearly a decade
>accusations towards Dan are finally gaining traction
>No no no no no, they're just lying, they want money, she's fat haha #TeamDan
It doesn't fit their "hilarious" narrative. They're more focused on being right than his victims speaking up.
Maybe if you're a victim don't wait 30 fricking years to say something.
For frick sake why should I care? Apparently these b***hes can't have been that upset if they didn't feel the need to talk about it until decades later, and only when someone else said something first.
Seeing as you've done nothing with your life and have no talents or ambitions to ever do so, I get why you'd fail to understand.
She said it right in the news article, fear of getting blacklisted due to the power Dan and others had. Same reason people took decades to bring up Bill Cosby's sexual assault.
Given her career, blacklisting might have been a blessing.
She was the best All That cast member, and the show started falling apart after she left.
She deserved a fulfilling career.
She's self-fulfilling at the Sizzler buffet.
>Keep mouth shut to save career
>Career dies in the gutter anyway
wew
>Keep mouth shut
Looking at her, I don't see how that's possible
>fear of getting blacklisted due to the power Dan and others had
you're fricking stupid. Dan made shitty kids shows for 9 year olds, he wasn't going to blacklist anyone.
You're absolutely fricking moronic if you don't see this for what it is, some fat pig b***h that knows her career is and has been dead, saw all the Dan Schneider shit and realized it's a perfect time to "reveal her truth", and hoped there were enough fricking idiots like you that would call her stunning and brave when any person with a room temperature IQ can see this fat b***h is lying through her barbeque stained teeth.
This mother fricker right here understands completely.
It doesn't matter what the shows are, it matters that he's been proven to make successful shows. If someone who does that tells everyone that someone they've worked with is bad and not to hire them, they'll listen.
Hollywood has always been a tight knit circle jerk of producers, the genre is irrelevant.
So she sacrificed her morals for money? Remind me why I should care about her struggles if it clearly wasn’t that bad? Could have just gotten a regular job like the rest of us. I feel no pity.
I highly doubt you have a job. If you did, you'd know that "just getting another job" is easier said than done. She was a great comedian and deserved to make a living off it.
>I didn't read the part where Lori Beth actively tried to protect Amanda Bynes on The Amanda Show.
What the frick was she supposed to do? Post on Twitter in 1999?
Or when the wall hits, the paychecks dry up, and they're desperately trying to claw out of the obscurity hole.
The wall factor doesn't really apply to Lori Beth, but you know what I'm saying.
I mean I watched quiet on set and It proved to me Dan didn't hurt anyone. at worse he was an butthole. All the "survivors" are failed actors looking to get a pay day. Funny how this fat cow is now coming out after the documentary is a big hit. It's like she sees the money train and wants to get on it, probably to buy more fast food.
Dan didn't do shit to the kids. He probably had a weird foot fetish and was a jerk. He didn't hurt anyone. This whole this is a bust
#Istandwithdan
If you read what Dan said, he doesn't deny things happened. But that "most" were exaggerated. Meaning, he admits some of it wasn't.
Yeah, giving people messages and being an butthole. He never admitted to raping or sexually abusing the kids.
These actors are legit frick up in life. In the doc one of the black guys says
"i'm a alcoholic now because i was kicked off a nickelodeon show"
what a lying homosexual. You are blaming being a drunk b***h on being kicked off a show when you were 12. Full of shit
Wait until the really crazy and heinous shit comes out in court
Could tell the guy was a frickin creep the moment I laid my eyes on him lmao
Nothing is gonna come out. Most of the claim are not substantial in court.
Then when get off, all you fruit bowl are going to be claiming "he got off cuz he's a rich Joo"
you are a fricking moron
DANISTHEMAN
Yet it took the general public 25 years and a 3 hour documentary for the general public to catch on. The middle aged fat man who put all sexual imagery in childrens’ entertainment may be a pervert.
In Better Off Dead?
Sorry I blew up your mom RIcky
He had his, how you say, testacles all over the foreign exchange student
IDK, dude was a seasoned professional. He was an actor (oldheads remember Head of the Class), and did film work. He may have been weird to outsiders but the industry is a weird place with odd tones that shift rapidly, and actors are all drama queens literally. He grew up in the industry and figured minor actors could take the pressure he put on.kind of a weird dude but actually creatively productive and on the beam professionally. Whatever, he was the lamb led intentionally led astray and sacrificed so israelites can wipe their hands and say yep, he was the creep. Meanwhile the actual darkest most fricked up shit is ignored, buried, and silenced forever. Dan was always the Jester in their macabre PR game to hide the actual rampant and insane sexual abuse that occurs constantly in Hollywood. This was a token of nothing. The tiniest tip of the massive iceberg.
Hi, Dan.
Nah, all that really makes a lot of sense.
That's no what's happening tho, it's
>jokes about Schneider potentially having sex with under age people
>0 underage actors have made accusations against Dan.
>believing the adults who say Dan was creepy, but emphasizing none of it is rape or actual sexual assault and none of them were children
Lori Beth was 19 and shown porn, this is not the same as what happened to Drake Bell.
Why the frick would he have Donkey porn, and where could he find such a thing in the 90s? That means he must've dug hard for that.
you don't get how LA used to have literal porn shops all over the place, especially in west hollywood, before the internet killed the physical porn industry.
That makes it even worse. Dan PAID for donkey porn.
>he doesn’t have donkey porn
You’re weird
Bro it was in every shop too “in the back” every fetish you wanted, even the illegal ones. The right store closed at 9 and opened a gloryhole/frick party in the back by 9:30
Brian Peck was probably right there at the gloryholes slipping his pickles through.
That shit was probably easier to find in the 90s than it is now.
because people want actual evidence
they want epstein e-girlta island tier shit
not "dan was mean to me that one time"
It's almost as if Cinemaphile was shitposting the entire time and actually wants evidence in real life.
>make fun of guy because he’s creepy and weird looking because it’s funny
>women actually ruin his life and think he’s a pedophile because he’s creepy and weird looking and talk about him more than the nick rapists
She isn't All That. She's more like ALL THAT.
Didn't watch Quiet on the Set? Barely any evidence to speak of against him. For all the time that passed before the docuseries they only had a lot of deceptive framing to show for it.
the deceptive framing is fricked up. Im not trying to defend Dan's behavior, he clearly was doing some weird and unprofessional things. Trying to suggest he "could" be a pedophile is very worth suing over. Anyone "could" be one, have some proof. Drake Bell himself said Dan was helpful after he found out what happened with Brien Peck, the doc still tries to blame Dan. People just think in binary ways. Any dislike of a man falls into hate and he might as well be lumped in with the rapists.
who doesn't want a BBW slampig tho
I always liked her
her? out of anybody?
what was Dan thinking
That she was above the age of consent.
When was that ever his concern?
Probably more than you think, because nobody has came forward to say they were molested/groomed/whatever as a minor.
Give it another 15 or so years so they can cash in and I can sympathize has hard as I can in their direction.
He was just trying to harvest some ivory and there was a misunderstanding
how did she even fit in dan's van?
>Schneider started showing her clips of pornography on his computer.
>The "grand finale," Denberg said, was a video in which a woman performed oral sex on a donkey.
Isn't feet, don't believe it
B A S E D
>Once, Denberg said, Schneider asked her to accompany him to visit his auto repairman. According to Denberg, Schneider had a gun on him. When a police officer pulled over Schneider because of an issue with his car's tags, Schneider pushed his gun to Denberg, she said. She hid the gun under her skirt as Schneider chatted with the officer, who recognized him from his role on the sitcom "Head of the Class." Schneider, she said, then asked the officer if he had any children who watched Nickelodeon and might recognize Denberg.
Dan "Always Packin', Always Foot Whackin'" Schneider
Honestly, I feel like if he was a bit more open about being a /k/tard, more people might have been willing to take his side on this shit
She's doing alright these days. She has an active Instagram account, anyway.
I remember her doing a joke on "suicide watch" during one of their commercial breaks and getting pulled from the show.
In hindsight, she was lucky.
humiliation ritual
For who? Dan or Lori?
>THAT'S A HUGE b***h!
If you told me this was a picture of a husband and wife I would believe it.
>And now Vital Information for your Every Day Life
>If you happen to be in set with Dan Schneider you should probably squeeze your butthole tighter.
One time I showed some fat girl at a party some clips of donkey porn on my phone. It wasn't even remotely a sexual interaction. It's because she didn't believe donkey porn existed so I offered to prove her wrong and get a laugh. The funny thing is that the fat girl also thought this was some sort of sexual advance from me. Gross. Anyway, thanks for reading. #istandwithdan
>Former All That star Lori Beth Denberg tells Business Insider, in an interview conducted by Quiet on Set executive producer Kate Taylor, that Schneider played pornography for her, lashed out at her on set and once initiated phone sex.
The phone sex thing is pretty far ... I mean also the donkey porn.
I like chubby girls with huge breasts but Lori's all out of proportion
>lori beth denberg
I would like to see a World's Fattest israelites competition. Does anyone else really really want to see that? I need it!
Picturing the fat girl from All That watching donkey porn on some CRT monitor on set is not funny and serious business
She probably think it was an old family video.
i need a slampiggie gf so bad bros
>withdraws consent 30 years later
yeah sorry it doesn't work like that
Had you'd actually read the article, you'd know that's not what she's saying.
Cast members who have yet to speak up:
>Josh Server
>Kel Mitchell
>Alisa Reyes
>Amanda Bynes
>Christy Knowings
>Danny Tamberelli
>Mark Saul
>Nick Cannon
keenan had some shit to say?
He went on a talk show saying he wasn't aware of anything, and Dan didn't have much to do with Kenan and Kel besides write a few episodes. And to "keep investigating"
Amanda Bynes hasn't made any official statements on Dan, but she did make tweets about being sexually abused with "Dan did it" encoded with capitalization. She's also made several statements about rampant sexual misconduct at Nick Studios on a twitter alt account under a different name
Sauce? Anything Amanda could say would likely be the big smoking gun in terms of something they could actually find and prove to some extent. So I am wondering why in god's name the media wouldn't be crawling all over that
>So I am wondering why in god's name the media wouldn't be crawling all over that
I recall her going nuts, or so both her and the media say. Idk perhaps the media made it sound crazy at first so that it wasn't taken seriously in the first place.
I will be honest. I think we all just want off Mr.Bones wild ride when it comes to this story.
Something I noticed about Quiet On Set was it had a massive momentum that just died when episode 5 released and people turned on it for being exploitative of the whole situation.
It may or may not have been her. But it was suspicious.
Mark and Nick can't say anything because Dan wasn't involved when they were on the show. He left to showrun The Amanda Show then came back to All That for Season 7. Gabriel's experience was some other nameless Nick exec.
That also explains Lori Beth's season 5 cameo.
There's also Tricia Dickson who was hired and fired, and may or may not have seen some shit.
I forgot about her. She was there for like 3 episodes and only played generic nameless characters. May have seen what went down behind the scenes and ran like hell.
Why are there such whales in America who aren't eternally confined to their homes by social shame or mobility issues and are allowed to have some fame or recognition?
WTF that's what Dan Schneider looks like?
he REALLY doesn't know
If it was literally, not figuratively, literally any other female cast member, I wouldn't even question it. If it was some of the young, tender boys that Hollywood loves so much on the set, still wouldn't have a single second of doubt.
Lori Beth? Are you fricking kidding me? Out of all the 1994 to, say, 2000 cast, SHE got #metoo'ed and phonesexed? Fricking hang up!
If true, she's probably more pissed that she had to put the fork down with her phone hand.
Sometimes people get so used to steak that they break the routine and order a burger just because they can. She was obviously getting less attention than the other girls, why not throw a bone and see what happens?
In that case Dan went from steak to lunchables
That is a much larger meal than lunch, my friend.
For two reasons.
1. It'd be like two oily waterbeds in a grudge match.
2. Assuming he achieved penetration, like, anywhere. Whatever crevasse. Whichever sweaty fold. The net physical mass and girth between them would only afford about a quarter inch penetration.
>Dan Schneider is straight
Holy shit
Imagine the smell, like two pigs rolling around in shit
That's just Dan with a wig and a dress
SHE WAS 19 YEARS OLD YOU SICK FRICK
>~~*Denberg*~~
>showed her porn of someone sucking off to a donkey
Dan was into some weird nasty deep shit beyond the human comprehension.
His foot fetish is no long the worst of him.