>Anon is sitting in theater by himself watching a 3 hour movie >All he can think about is making up a story about something that never happened and posting it on a random image board just for (you)s while he giggles to himself thinking how funny he is, while people in the theater stare at anon in confusion
That's funny
Someone in my theater said Reply to this post or your mother dies in her sleep tonight Everyone started dying of laughter. It was one of the funniest things I've heard
r/ThatHappened
have a nice day, predditor
have a nice day
Why?
because you just owned OP and he's very embarrassed
someone said "is he behind me isnt it"
>Anon is sitting in theater by himself watching a 3 hour movie
>All he can think about is making up a story about something that never happened and posting it on a random image board just for (you)s while he giggles to himself thinking how funny he is, while people in the theater stare at anon in confusion
You need to make some real friends
uhh you don't get to bring friends
they're not my friends
That's funny
Someone in my theater said Reply to this post or your mother dies in her sleep tonight Everyone started dying of laughter. It was one of the funniest things I've heard
No.
Frick you.
Frick off
Black person
Black person homosexual
Shit head
Someone said "Pew" when the atomic bomb went off.
Someone said, "That's gotta hurt!" when the bomb went off.
Some granny in mine started raping so hard when the bomb went off
I would literally rage out and pull out a gun and blow that stupid frickers head off in front of everyone if that was in my theater.
No you wouldn't
>Things that didn't happen
I'd forgotten about that meme but now I'm definitely gonna say that when I watch the movie.
Yeah, yeah, just keep quiet, stupid boomer
LOTTA LOYALTY FOR A HIRED PHYSICIST
You're not original