SOMETHING IN THE WAY
>I'm van Jens
What the fuck? His name is Bruce Wayne/Batman
Very funny and original, please continue
Zoomer shit it's a tribute to this scene
Batman TAS is reddit homosexual shit
The cartoon is older than you and reddit combined you dumb zoomer homosexual
your dad is older than both of us but i still fuck his homosexual ass every night
>calling others zoomers while not recognizing the "Dunhir" maymay
Zoomer derangement syndrome.
>SPIDER-MAN IS HAVING ME FOR DINNER TONIGHT
idgi was this a crossover?
This Batman is completely forgotten. Couldn’t even get a cgi appearance in the Flash. Twilight Batman Bros?? How do we respond?? How do we cope?
maybe don't tell pattman to stop doing his cool actor shit next time matt reeves you talentless hack
Sad because this is the best Batman ever on the screen
one of the most overrated films of the century thus far
it's not overrated no one liked it except reddditors
remove an hour from the movie and delete the penguin subplot and maybe its a 7/10
I really disliked the flooding scene, why did no one get electrocuted?
The funniest part of the overblown praise is that it's the dumbest Batman script ever despite trying to larp as a real detective story and the retards that like it are convinced it's top tier genius screenwritrd84gving.
Filtered by incel riddler
>zoomers find out nirvana
It's a cover. Nirvana fucking sucks
This version specifically
This movie is great. Batman hasn't been this well written in years. Great performances, and it easily BTFO's Begins and TDKR.
>Batman hasn't been this well written in years.
>YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD ALFREDDDDDD
>forgets that the same thing happened in Begins
it was done so unbelievably different that I'm certain you're an ugly pedantic reddditor
>WHY DO YOU CARE IT'S NOT YOUR FAMILY ALFRED
>YOU'RE NOT MY FATHER
Top one is whining like a bitch.
Bottom is stating a fact.
Ugly pedantic redditor confirmed
Fuck off and go back
stop ruining the board and just go away
you're an awful ghoul that makes everything worse with zero redeeming qualities
I'm gone now.
I'm definitely not here anymore...
you're literally the same person who's here 18 hours a day being a rude offputting cunt
you should genuinely seek professional help
Yeah that guy sucks.
I should know, I'm definitely not him.
i literally rewatched begins yesterday and that never happens
Kill yourself retard
Why can't holywood writers think of a single different personality trait than daddy issues?
it batmans case it genuinely makes sense
it's the ham fist execution that's lacking
talent helps, but that doesn't get you promoted or hired to begin with
>be hwood writers
>get literally everything wrong
>get handed another franchise to ruin as a reward
many such cases
The obvious answer is that they lacked a father figure, and only write that because they think everyone has similar issues with their family
If someone praises the writing in this dogshit you can safely categorize them as a fucking retard and never take anything they say seriously
Problem with that retard is that it wasn't an interrogation, he had no reason to think Riddler was hiding anything, and so his reaction wasn't poorly planned.
Cinemaphile is just genuinely retarded and doesn't even understand a movie it claims is stupid.
worst Batman movie by far
Say what you will, but this song got everyone to like Rob batman
It was okay, nolans mogs it though.
The problem is the directing was shit in this, for example that penguin car chase scene was beyond retarded.
I thought it flowed quite well. Reminded me of Bullit kino.
This was the best novie ever, everyone hating is jealous of something
I mean, it don't know if it's THE best but I'd buy it if it was in the top 50.
>but I'd buy it if it was in the top 50.
Of best movies.
You're either underaged or need to watch more movies before you continue shitting up this board
I've seen a shit ton of movies.
Bergman, Jarmusch, Innaritu, Kubrick, Hitchcock, Cassavettes, Tarkovsky, Clayton, Carpenter, Ozu, Haneke, Solondz, many of the greats I can name right now off the top of my head.
Doesn't change the fact that when I saw this movie, I knew it was spectacular.
Is Roger Deakins underaged too?
Here let me anticipate the response for you...
There ya go, lmao.
Are you the only other anon who sees the movie as a very good Batman film noir? Anytime I argue that on here I get shit.
I guess he agrees
Is Roger Deakins underaged too?
And I agree.
You're not alone. Other people can tell when something is quality.
Cinemaphile hates everything and now retroactively calls historically horrible films kino just to be contrarians.
It's a notoriously contrarian board.
It used to annoy me when I first came on here, but after a while, it's fucking funny.
You can pretend people are genuinely retarded or ironically retarded, and both are enjoyable.
I've been coming here since The Dark Knight came out and they've hated just about everything that gets good reviews. If it doesn't have a waifu for them to simp over then they have no interest in it.
Especially with this Riddler, The Batman was doomed.
No one who browses here wants to see themselves on the big screen.
And Riddler represents probably ninety percent of this board.
Yeah I thought it was good, but being 3 hours is probably why it wasn't very popular. The Penguin stuff was kind of pointless.
I thought it was good, but too long. They could have cut out the entire Penguin subplot. It had amazing cinematography and production design though and I liked seeing Batman be a detective. Batman Begins still remains the best Batman movie though.
>and I liked seeing Batman be a detective
I wouldn't know what reddit talks about, but it seems like you're an expert. Maybe you should go back.
His fucking title is literally "The World's Greatest Detective" you dumb fucking zoomer
he detected exactly jack shit the entire movie
batman was always just a dude who punches criminal dicks off
ill never get where' the
shit came from
>ill never get where' the
>shit came from
Perhaps from Detective Comics.
Gotham by Gaslight
Court of Owls
I actually fuck tho, you ugly nerds
Fucking a hog isn't something to brag about.
Your dad fucking you isn't something to brag about.
>literally no one remembers this movie except for boring and trite it was
This was a good Batman movie. The costume should have been better though.
I hope he fucks catwoman in the sequel
>Batman overpowers black woman to the point where she falls in love with him
>then saves her ass while dying from a point blank gunshot wound
she needs a proper mask
Agreed. I don't mind the one she has, but she definitely needs an upgrade pronto.
She’s ugly as fuck
this was supposed to be bigger than the dark knight? how has everyone forgotten about it already?
Edgyness was way too over the top, but I guess I’d take that over Marvel humor. Also, kind of sick of young Batman, Affleck was the oldest one we’ve had recently and he didn’t even get his own movie. I hope the sequel brings in Robin and goes full camp.
You know a movie is shit and boring when the director pretend to kill off the main character like 4 times over with melodramatic music and everything just because the movie desperate needs some kind of artificial intensity.
I didn't get this at all when I watched it. I think you're slightly insane.
Didn't Batman only "nearly" die once in the water? I don't count Selina kissing him as a death scene, she was just comforting him.
It's logical with the water, as that was a visual representation of rebirth, so him "dying" made thematic sense.
The Batman 2 Song
SOMETHING'S IN MY ASS
Riddler scene sincerely spooked me. I was leaning forward in my seat when he was giving his Youtube speech because of how reminiscent it was of incels. I was in their shoes so I understand their anger and it's troubling something like that could happen irl.
I'm a fan of Paul Dano and I was looking forward to his take on The Riddler. The movie was OK, but he didn't really do a good job.
I liked the movie and the song.
>SOMETHING IN THE WAY
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