Sometimes I just wish civies would STFU....
Semper fry, brothers...
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Sometimes I just wish civies would STFU.... Semper fry, brothers...
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Just finished S2. Uppity negress is pretty terrible. Zero accountability for her shit but she still insists other people claim theirs.
Carm is hilariously self destructive. Pete sucks lmao.
>Uppity negress is pretty terrible. Zero accountability for her shit but she still insists other people claim theirs
So just like real life.
ritchie and carm are more screwed up than syd ever could be (and never receive as much push back as syd from people) and besides, her ambition and drive is what elevated the restaurant to what it is. carm even remarks that he couldn't have gotten as far as he did without her.
i'm not saying people only have it out for her (and claire) because she's a chick (and black), but when it quacks like a duck...
I don’t get the Claire hate. She’s a doctor. Way more intense lifestyle and she’s fine. Chefs have such an ego. But Carm and Rich have had vulnerable apologetic moments.
>Carm is hilariously self destructive
What does he do? All I can recall is him not getting the freezer repaired which you could spin as a subconsciously deliberate thing
He doesn’t want to be happy with a gf that legitimately says she’s proud of him. Do you know how hard it is to find a person, let alone, a girl that will ever say that?
>carm rejected the manic pixie dream girl
Nonono bros
show us she was a mpdg
Part of the reason I actually like her character. Literally all of the characters are flawed, including her, and they make a point of showing it. The way she deals with people shows her lack of experience managing and the process of her figuring it out.
It's so funny watching yuppies slurp this shit up. Especially on this board. Frick you people.
These morons love Succession too. Complete pseuds.
Ofc you people would never understand the absolute geniuses of those shows because all you watch are crappy old shows that are basically just porn
I like porn. what shows anon?
I only watch this show for Richie, Forks made me cry
you pussy you wouldn't last a day in my kitchen
Not everyone can handle the frontlines
I could tell it was shit just by the names of the cast members. Alphabet soup name casting.
how come everyone hates Claire?
The dialogue scenes with her feel like they belong in a pg 13 romantic comedy
>Is that........an order for food?
>FOR FOOD?
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAA I'M GOING INSANE SAVE ME Black personMAN
Why do civvies think they're entitled to march into my restaurant and demand to eat MY fricking food? In all seriousness where do they get off
pig vs bear in an elite high stakes underground chef bare knuckle boxing match. who takes home the silver platter?
Have you ever looked at someone and could tell just by their face that they have severe anger problems? I get that vibe from this guy, and not the show, in real life.
he has a drinking problem at least
His eyes look cloudy all the time like mine and my dad whenever we're drunk. He looks perpetually drunk and about to snap.
Whoa... is that thhe dude who cooked on the high class restaurant? Mad respect brotha....*bows respectully*
where did my fellow veterans serve?
two tours at wendys brother
civvies trying to steal valour with their fast food gigs
You'll never get it if you weren't at a franchise. We were the front line. Deep in the shit, 24/7 365. First ones in, last ones out.
frontlines at mcdonalds
Chinese buffet for half a decade, Burger King for a year, and Texas Roadhouse for a year. I honestly miss the Chinese place. Aside from the pay it was a really fun job.
small family businesses are always comfy to work at with almost zero responsibility. it' a shame they pay so poorly. if they paid better i would have stayed at my old hardware store
Why was the Chinese place fun?
thank you for your service
Semper Fry
thank you for your (food) service you mean
i got rejected for medical reasons but spiritually im still a fry cook through and through, chefmate
arbys vet. taught me the public is mostly morons.
My local sperm bank after a trip to taco bell. They had a drop off so i left my diapie
Wood fired pizza joint throwin 70-100 pies a night.
literally me (in NY state). did it for a year between college and med
What the frick is that fake cheese? I'm about to vomit.
Step forward now, you soldier, You've borne your burdens well. Walk peacefully on Heaven's streets, You've done your time in Hell.
was stationed out at kfc in Chicago
lost many good men
>where did my fellow veterans serve?
>Popeyes
gee I wonder what race
Three years Mickey D's. Saw shit you wouldn't believe out there...
1yr Subway closer
10yr at family owned restaurant
I have been Baptised in the fires of Hell many times
2 tours
3 years Papa Johns. 3 years Cook-Out.
Local hospital at the bistro on the 2nd floor. Morgue was behind us so i would often see bodies rolled away into it.
I served one tour in the Red Lobster theatre. The nerves got to me and I snapped. I have been working in the munition factories with all the peace loving, draft dodging, hippie fricks ever since. Sometimes when the shrimp hits the oil, I think I'm back on the frontlines. I can't sleep at night. It's awful. Civies just don't get it.
Dishpig for 2 months summer of 06, hardest job I ever had.
I was a dishwasher for 5 years in a nursing home, but I was paid ~20$ an hour (in 2015 money) with 2 weeks off paid per year.
dispatch operations. 8 months, then went independent with uber, doordash and skip. it's a war out there
Small town local Jack-in-the-box. Was Christmas day. We were like the only fast food place open that day. The started coming and they never stopped. The computer system we had would fill up with like 16-18 orders. We didn't know when you put in more orders than could be on the screen that it would delete the older orders and replaced them. People were no getting their food. We were running out of everything. People were getting mad. Frickin ell
How did your squad survive such a skirmish?
We were trained by the best. Our last Platoon leader Gene (Who looked like Ramathorn from Super Troopers) was relocated to another store but we held through that awful day. A truly great manager can break or make a job and I was glad to have that man behind my back.
Thank you for your service
I buy fatigues from a chef surplus store and cook meals for family, my wife is my sous. Does that count?
STOLEN VALOR
3 tours at Buffalo Wild Wings. I still have PTSD flashbacks about fricking Super Bowl Sunday
Sandwhich shop called jersey mikes.
Most days I didnt do shit but theres some days we get israelite 2 guys Come in and order some food.
WE WERE JUST KIDS MAN, IT DIDNT HAVE TO GO DOWN THE WAY IT DID!!!!!
me and my regiment specialized in minimizing casualties and extracting survivors out of recently abounded war-posts
Chi-Chi's, VIP's, Woolworths, Beefsteak Charlie’s you name it. We were everywhere.
Couldn't even describe what me and my unit went through. Some zones were wastelands, not a single civvie to be spotted. Looking through the ruins of what had previously been, and the smell... but it was nothing compared to the warzones that others where. I remember our CO had ordered us to extract some troopers from a Steak and Ale down in Dallas. It was one of the last outposts to be evacuated. There were so many civvies... They were screeching, and pushing, so many. Too many. All I- we could do was watch, as they tore down the walls and ripped apart our target. I still remember them in my nightmares. Every night I hear them screaming: "one rib-eye, well done NOW!". Jesus. I was raised as a christian my entire life, but after that I couldn't believe in the lord anymore. What god, do I say.
Were you at the Zaxby's in Atlanta in '09? I heard stories from my CO. Civvies stacked like fricking cordwood.
we only did extraction for bases that were being pulled out of action. Last I heard Zaxby's still kicking around.
I did, however, know a kid stationed at a Zaxby's in Columbus. Good lad. Got a purple medal
Publix Deli
3 months sober
Currently on my third tour with Chilis platoon, also served with Longhorn, Wendys, Dunkin Donuts, Captain D's, and of course McDonalds.
Lower your tone when talking to me in my kitchen. I've made newbies cry and shit themselves within their first hour of duty, but we pulled them up handed them their spatula and got their heads turned around to the enemy screen.
I've been surrounded by enemy screens while my buddies ended their tours abruptly, I was the last man standing and with the help of Sarge we fed every one of those motherfrickers and killed those screens. This got me a raise of .50 and sometimes I didn't have to battle on sunday mornings anymore.
I could go on, but my brothers already know, semper fry.
A tour of Australian Outback, two tours in Olive Garden. Joined the service a day after 9/11
Frontlines at KFC. Unironically saw combat one day
Anyone see that female chef make lobster ravioli? Constantly smearing and flipping off the camera and she makes over exaggerate smug looks? I totally got OP pic vibes.
Fricking ravioli. Risotto or frick off
The universe is trying to make me eat risotto. I keep seeing it at work. I see it on fricking Cinemaphile. You want me to eat risotto? Fricking fine, I will.
Risotto can be really delicious if you get the texture right. Enjoy your meal, anon
enjoy your slime rice, grate a truffle over it you fricking peasant
The audacity of Italians to complain about overcooking pasta when they've got a whole cuisine centred around monstrously overcooked rice.
>Risotto
>fricking rice
yeah no.
>fricking rice
>risottto
it's people like you that make shows like The homosexual Bear.
oh sorry i didnt realize i was talking to a chefman. thank you for your service.
ravioli is much better than risotto
she's completely vapid
your post is kinda meaningless since you didnt specify which type of each. You can make risotto any flavour you want. Lobster, mushrooms, etc. Your ravioli, is it fresh pasta? Whats the filling?
>Le badass female chef
Yeah she's cringe as frick
>The lowest of the low are forming little "in" groups and thinking they're the elite
Get back in that kitchen with Tyrone and Pablo and make me my fricking chicken Parm and shut the frick up about it.
why is this rat faced israelite everywhere now? why are they trying to make him into a sex symbol?
inb4 he's ripped. so what, he's ugly and only has one expression which is looking gormless
Will we find our purpose too in this constantly changing world of ours bros...
;_;
People hate Claire?
everyone r/thebear does
semper fry, fried by sides
how can a chef who works 20 hours a day be so jacked?
>s1
Intriguing enough that i wanted to see where it would go with the brothers money shit and if there was more to oliver platt (there wasn't). Entire cast was fricking insufferable, Carm less so except when he was having melties about making food (lol). Ending was hilariously stupid
>s2
More interpersonal drama and an egregious amount of screentime for the negress. Whole cast even more annoying. Never bothered to finish it
Easily one of the most forgettable shows I've ever seen. Almost didn't bother leaving this review but im on the toilet right now and getting pins and needles so whatever
>ending was hilariously stupid
The sequence where they all go back into the kitchen at the same time was cringe.
you guys love to talk shit about this show but I did 7 on a 10 for armed robbery and the only job I could get when I got out was the line in some frickin shit box dive bar working with beaners who don't even Speak english but are making More money than me But I'll tell you the rush of being on the dinner service full throttle no breaks every when yelling Smoking right in the kitchen dinners over you get a free drink at the bar and frick the hostess or bartender she shows up the next day in the same clothes full of my cum and works the day shift I've never seen the show
Finally started watching this just now. This black chick being a driver for UPS and quitting is very fricking dumb. They are like the mob to get into and pay nearly 100k a year
do civvies think I'm obliged to cook for them because they pay me? FRICK CIVVIES
>you incel Cinemaphile snydercut motherfrickers
Really?
touched a nerve?
I'm not an incel and for me its von trier
anon...
I have 2 kids and fricked my wife this morning while she was kinda sick and put on Moana for the kiddos. I've probably been on this website as long as you have been alive.
anon...
I have been using Cinemaphile and fricking my wife since 2005
>favourite is von trier
anon........
I didn't say he is my favorite. My favorite director is probably John Huston, then Von Trier.
Just started watching films last year civvie?
Before I served I remember watching films, can't do that anymore after I lost both eyes in a tour at KFC
>refuses to name his favorite director
This is what the service does to people... civvis will never understand
never really had one but lately it's been Walter Hill, been watching his films and every one is pure kino
Sometimes the only thing that keeps me going in the trenches is knowing I'll be able to make it out and watch a film of his
Civvies that can watch any marvelshit whenever they want in the safety of their homes will never comprehend the struggle...
Well I'm gonna fall asleep to The Treasure of the Sierra Madre for about the q00th time. There will never be a finer movie
>AHHH MY LIFE IS VERY GOOD, I HAVE A LOVING FAMILY AND FRIENDS AND A HOT GIRLFRIEND AND DESIRED BY WOMEN BUT THIS CIVVIE CHANGED HIS ORDER AHHH MY LIFE IS HELL
Garbage show for garbage people.
Aight three episodes in this is decent. I don't usually watch TV shows, vastly prefer movies but this is decent.
civilian brains are way different than chef brains. thank you for your service
>burned my finger on the hot pan
Tell my wife I loved her very much, she knows
I've had a bunch of jobs but never did food. I did retail, call centers, factory, handyman shit (roofing). Ran a cleaning business for a couple of years. Never had to serve on the front lines, thank God.
just as long as you're grateful
Just gonna rewatch Boiling Point or find Kitchen Confidential with Bradley Cooper.
S3
They struggle again, especially with Carm trying to balance his relationship between Claire and Syd. The restaurant gets its Michelin and then syd get backing to open her own restaurant.
S4
Carm and Syd struggle w/out each other. Alliances drawn, groups split. Both restaurants eventually close. Series ends with them both opening up a basic sandwich shop again.
>Series ends with them both opening up a basic sandwich shop again.
It's simple shit like small shops that are great earners.
Those are the best. They’re getting too ambitious. You want a happy medium.
why not just get a different job
all we know is fighting
you civvies wouldn't get it
Here’s your white bread with American cheese. Frick off.
Watch it, some of these boys still suffer from PTSD.
>working in the dish trenches
>it's brutal grueling work but hell...someone has to do it and these pussy latte drinking non-binary snowflakes won't do it
>get through it while only drinking half a bottle of gin as I'm trying to cut back
>some days it's tough
>2 hours before my tour was about to be completed
>some b***h server comes in with 3 entire trolleys full of dishes
>my god it was the worst thing you've ever seen
>the grime
>the food
>some of these dishes and pots had to be soaked for at least 10 soul crushing minutes
>i pushed through it all, lamenting that i could've had a safe civvie life
>i looked out the window and remembered when I was a safe civvie, the horrors of the kitchen not known to me
>finally it was over
>i left the battlefield bruised, broken and traumatised
>but alive
>i left for home and slept
>ready to do it all again tomorrow
But such is life in the trenches...
>WHERE THE FRICK IS THE JUICE?
kek what is this from
Not the video in question but this guy is pretty funny
https://streamable.com/bloi4u
That is how my manager reacted after an interaction with African American patrons who were unhappy about their service.
2 tours at Viet Yum
Still get whiffs of phantom pho randomly
Wife broke down in tears when I was screaming at her the other day after she dropped a glass while doing dishes
Some things just stick with you no matter how long you've been out of the trenches
WE HAVE TO MAKE THE FOOD THEY ORDERED AHHHHHH HOW CAN I EVER HAVE A GF OR A NORMAL LIFE
>tattoo of a jug
seriously?
Hey jackass... order at the front. I didn't go through basic to have some butthole civvie bark orders at me.
Is it true in America you literally are not allowed to order a hot dog with sauce otherwise you get kicked out?
For me, it's LARS
Does season 2 get any better after episode 3? It's been kinda bad and contrived so far
>kinda bad and contrived
Typical snowflake civvie
You wouldn't last a minute in basic sandwiching
I wish this was more about sandwiching instead of starting a gay new business.
I like to cook for myself.
Does he really get mad when people order? I like to imagine he's like the guy from black books and just wants to be left alone.
Need somebody for a shift. Popeyes. Corner of Malcolm X and MLK avenues. Top secret - you frick up, there's no evac. I never saw you, and the government has no idea who you are. If any of you are still soldiers, still have the heart? I'll be waiting.
Anyone who has a modicum of respect for Ramsey the homosexual needs to watch Boiling Point
He's a prissy little b***h
>work in service
>be annoyed when people use that service
I will never comprehend this
Perhaps you're just moronic. Ever thought of that?
I mean I work as a cleaner right, so why would I get mad when I have to clean stuff
Is just insane people go to work in a kitchen then go "oh jesus I have to do kitchen shit how could this happen"
Well the idea is you initially don't want to work in service
But then if you don't get out soon enough you start to get institutionalized
So then you're stuck in a state where you resent your job but can't leave
That's every job, except I guess official culo inspector or something
Well maybe most jobs end up that way but plenty of jobs people actually do want to get initially
Pretty much nobody actually wants to work in service they just have no choice
>Carm is so insanely self-destructive that there is no way he would want to actually own and manage a high-end kitchen; he spirals out at the slightest thing so I don't get why he would also believe he can run a restaurant
>Syd's way of speaking to people is horrible, she takes so fricking long to say anything with a lot of passive aggressive "Ums"; there's no reason to hire someone like this to lead your back of house
>Richie, Marcus, and T have such amazing character growth in S2 and anytime it focuses on them the show felt amazing and then it comes crashing down again because Carm won't invest in a daily planner
This is the perfect 6/10 show to me. Like when it's good it's really fricking good and then it feels like the writers sometimes want to make the characters have these incredibly unlikable traits for no reason. Like why does Marcus fricking snap at Syd at the end of S2 because she didn't immediately respond to him asking her out? It's their first night open and he's been obsessed with doing pastries but NOW he flips out? How can Carm be so fricking unfocused because he's getting pussy? Claire is the worst part about the entire second season:
>she has no flaws in a show where all the characters have flaws
>carm spirals out in the walk-in, he laments that HE doesn't deserve anything but she just takes it so fricking personally and leaves
>there's no conflict at all, she just appears to sabotage Carm by just taking his focus away
>almost every scene she's in feels like tonal whiplash compared to the rest of the show
I watched season 1 and I did not get this feeling from the show at all
I guess if you want to be dishonest you could claim the bit where the black girl fricks up and they have too many orders to do counts?
But I don't think so
It's just Cinemaphile being deliberately moronic for comic effect, like when they make threads about Jagten and ask "oh but did he do it :^)" when the film is literally about how an accusation that is completely fabricated can spread
Just call it The Hunt
no
Recently finished season 2. It felt comical how everything is set up. Everyone gets their own training arc, Carmy gets a virgin childhood friend gf that he fricks up by accidently yelling out his feelings and Sydney's jeolously fits. I wanted the show to be about cooking, but they seem to want to steer the show as a romance drama instead.
its hilarious that season 1 was a literal sandwich joint and they panicked at having to make lots of sandwiches
what the frick do these fricking civvies want?
a sandwich?
why the frick would they think our sandwich shop would do that?
God I hate this guy and his stupid fricking face and fake tattoos
t. Joel McHale
Is this show supposed to be a comedy? There's a shit ton of moment where it feels like I'm watching a live action cartoon.
sometimes
Would describe it as a dramedy yeah
82nd McDonald's Spatula Ordinance (Deep Fried) vet reporting in, civies will never get it.
All I heard was you wanted a soup and toast with extra mayonnaise and three extra slices of tomato on top of what already comes with the sandwich.
I love working in the industry. I have sex with my coworkers on the regular, I get free drugs and free drinks because I've gotten to meet everyone at every bar and restaurant within a 5 mile radius since we all hang out in the same dive bars after work and go to the same after parties. I make more money than most people I know with degrees, especially the ones in the medical field. What's not to love?
what do you do for a job?
Bartender