Son, I dont want you hanging around that homeless retarded fellow unsupervised anymore

So did Artie have like a job or…? I’m just saying- that neighborhood looked pretty expensive to afford.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Did all these videos pop up in your feed too? I don't remember watching too much of it as a kid but I've been running through then lately.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, I was just randomly thinking about Pete and Pete and how everybody was just fine with all these 10 year olds hanging around with what in hindsight *really* come across as mentally ill homeless people

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ellen was best girl. God I love Italian girls.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He was an imaginary friend.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No, like the adults, the other kids, everyone sees him and interacts with him. It’s always really weird too because he always calls the adults things like “Pete’s Dad” like a little kid would, and not just like “Don” the way an adult would.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i recall him calling him don in the episode they try to convince him to leave town. might have been a one off thing

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    was Artie just the writers having a laugh about "moron strength?"

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He was the strongest man in the world and you can frick right off

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He was a pedo

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        there's absolutely no evidence of th-
        >he's israeli
        frick

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Even the most ardent Pete and Pete fans don't know he was the best character in Halt and Catch Fire

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He's also the best part of the movie Copshop.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He's also the best part of the movie Copshop.

      He’s also Larry Davids limo driver in the freakbook episode of curb
      And Elaine boyfriend “the wiz” in the episode of the same name of Seinfeld.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You can tell he’s the Wiz from his eyes in that photo. Nobody beats him.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      And also Cotton "I killed fiddy men!" Hill.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Don't forget the methhead on Reno 911

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    OPs autism is taking Pete and Pete for absolutely realistic, nice!

    First episode of the show has them
    >have a race on the highway while glimbing on the roof of t he car, stacking the roof higher to become the king of the road
    >they all get naked to get more items to stack even higher and win
    >the rule is clear and the other family has to give them their plate because the Wrigleys are the true kings of the road.

    And OP gets confused about Artie, the strongest man in the world, a super hero in the world of Pete and Pete.

    Whats next? Are you writing Neil DeGrasse Tyson about the moms metal plate and how its absolutely impossible that she could recieve radio/tv signals and get strokes from it?

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wasn't he the town's Superhero?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, that’s not a real job man. I think realistically he would have to have been like a moronic person that just lived with a sibling or some other family member who looked after him and it’s just never brought up. Like he just lives with his grandmother or something

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Hang on, I take that back. According to the official Pete and Pete wiki Artie really was just a homeless guy who slept in a porta potty

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    dumb gaybot.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Neighborhoods like that were actually quite affordable in the late 80's. Pete's mom didn't even work.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      see

      Hang on, I take that back. According to the official Pete and Pete wiki Artie really was just a homeless guy who slept in a porta potty

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There was a small period of time between when we stuck the mentally ill in state run assylms, and then just cut them loose and let them run wild, it was before drug culture made them intolerable degenerates. he's the local harmless crazy homeless man, a unique class that only existed in long gone high trust homogenious societies. He'd wander around, help people out and do odd jobs and entertain the local children with his crazy stories.

    I had an arte in my old town when I was a kid. Pretty much everyone affectionately called the guy 'the mayor' and he basically just spent all day picking up garbage and chatting up whoever was walking up and down sidewalk.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      We did here in KY as well. He was older and legit knew how to do magic tricks. My dad would always bring him out a plate of food and eat with him on the porch around Thanksgiving. Herb was his name. Sometime around when I turned 15 we stopped seeing him around.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what if he wasnt secretly or "in reality" homeless, and it was just a fictional world/show and he was actually a super hero there?

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    remember when the villain in the dennis the menace movie was a homeless child killing drifter

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Legit terrifying.

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