>Song about Australia wildlife
>Brings up America and school shootings.
Why are Europeans like this?
Yes I know Australia isn't part of Europe, but:
>Since 70% of Australians claim European heritage.
>Song about Australia wildlife. >Brings up America and school shootings.
They have to distract from their nation's abject failures on all other fronts. Also Europoors just hate freedom.
Maybe because of daily shootings that only seem to happen in the US, all the mass murder that nobody seems to do anything about in the fictional first world?
Such as?
No, it's not even hat. It's more like pity and disgust. Hate is active. Nobody cares enough about Americans globally to invest energy into hating them.
Well the UK pays more out of pocket for their Healthcare than Americans do
>Maybe because of daily shootings that only seem to happen in the US, all the mass murder that nobody seems to do anything about in the fictional first world?
Show me a source of these "Daily shootings" that aren't gang fights or accidental discharges.
>Such as?
Rampant racism, high taxes, moronic laws.
>No, it's not even hate. It's more like pity and disgust. Hate is active. Nobody cares enough about Americans globally to invest energy into hating them.
You say after seeing a video on Australia wildlife bringing up Americans for no reason. Also you misspelled "hate" dumbass.
https://www.gunviolencearchive.org/reports/mass-shooting
>Show me a source of these "Daily shootings" that aren't gang fights or accidental discharges.
There was a shooting at UNLV yesterday, 3 killed. There will probably be another shooting later today, tomorrow at the latest. You can obfuscate all you like, but the enlightened world sees through your bullshit. That's why you're mocked.
(This anon will not apologize if there is not another school shooting)
What gets me too is how Eurogays like to argue about stats across the US as a whole but cherrypick specific countries when discussing crime across Europe.
I'm sure the fish in the Great Barrier Reef are happy to have such "enlightened" guardians as they're bleached out of existence.
>but the enlightened world sees through your bullshit.
The enlightened? So enlightened that you can say the same old repetitive "joke" over and over like a broken record? If you want to spout shit, I can direct you to the nearest bathroom.
>Still doesn't find the source of the "Daily Shootings"
Typical Eurotrash
Shall not be infringed Bruce. Don’t you have a Covid camp to be shoved into?
“Enlightened” countries don’t arrest people for no-no words and put people in camps over flus
>that aren't gang fights
imagine having "gang fights" in your country. lmao.
Imagine being moronic enough to believe fights don't exist everywhere.
>Such as?
Australia is that country that want so desperately to be recognized by the other western countries that it'll hop on any bandwagon.
Moral Outrage? Ban Videogames even though they have an R18 rating
Child Pornography? Women who have A cups can't show them off online even if they're over 18.
Covid 19? Mandatory vaccines and lockdowns so strict you'd be arrested for leaving your porch
They learned that little trick from China, their imperialist overlord.
All of that just shows their Anglo heritage. The Brits themselves work like that, too. They banned face-sitting and convicted a teenager for singing along to a rap song. More's the irony that it's also this Anglo heritage that causes the US to be uncommonly strict about things occasionally.
>Child Pornography? Women who have A cups can't show them off online even if they're over 18.
really
https://theweek.com/articles/497091/australias-small-breast-ban
>Australia's government is "banning" adult publications and films featuring women with "small breasts," says Aussie activist Fiona Patten, on the grounds that such images encourage pedophilia.
Hillary lost
Biden lost
You’re aware most of the mass shootings that occur here are gangland violence shit right?
And that's a good thing?
A civilized country shouldn't have morons shooting each other for petty reasons.
The people in charge of our "urban demographics" are the same party that are Eurogay fanboys.
THAT'S RIGHT! In a civilized country the only people getting shot should be unarmed citizens by the police for the crime of owning a kitchen knife!
In a civilized country the only people allowed to kill others are muslims stabbing children!
>Europoors just hate freedom
Bro not even your healthcare is free
The quality is better overall, and anyone who isn't a leech on society should have decent insurance
Didn't the UK not even punish that pajeet doctor who pulled a baby's head off during delivery?
What the frick?
Oh I remember that, considering the demography of london cof cof the mayor cof cof he probably was send to bed without eating dinner
You guys can’t even afford your healthcare and rely on private healthcare services anyways.
Neither is yours, moron.
>what the frick are taxes lol
You pay taxes to give Israel free health care by the way.
They pay taxes to ensure the whole world isn't speaking Russian.
>the whole world isn't speaking Russian
try again golem
The whole world isn't speaking Russian thanks to America. If it weren't for them, you'd be OD'ing on krokodil right now.
America's healthcare has it's problems, but having your government handle it is not the solution. Government quality is always shit.
>They have to distract from their nation's abject failures on all other fronts.
This is the main reason why the rest of the planet is obsessed with America; to distract themselves from the failures of their own terrible countries.
lol this projection. Classic.
Hate us cuz they ain't us
They hate us 'cause they anus.
Pretty much
It's just unrestrained seething
Guns live as rent free in the heads of half of Europe in the same way Europe lives rent free in the heads of all Amerifats. I'm still glad most people here don't talk as much about America as much as the average American seems to talk about Europe.
>Amerifats
Found the Euro. Shouldn't you be chucking acid at a Romani or something?
>the same way Europe lives rent free in the heads of all Amerifats
Not really. I'd put it more like half of people still in school. We don't really think about Europe that much unless prompted. Hell, a lot of us barely think about other states.
I wouldn't even think about Europeans if they didn't feel the need to sperg out about America 24/7. Kind of hard not to notice the moron who constantly sits outside your window screeching day and night.
Australians and Euro's aren't actually all that good at banter, it's like a select few Aussies who are good at it on Cinemaphile sometimes and then the rest are morons who aren't capable of reading the room to know when to stop
The funniest people on /misc/ are consistently Aussies. Funniest post I saw on Cinemaphile was made by a Canadian
Nah, southeast Asians give the best bants on /misc/, and Canadians give the most consistently dogshit anti-human posts.
>southeast asians
ive yet to see a single one of those guys coming even close to aussie bants
>Canadians give the most consistently dogshit anti-human posts.
true but the funniest post on Cinemaphile was still made by a canadian. I guess hes the exception to the rule
>ive yet to see a single one of those guys coming even close to aussie bants
In which case, I hope you get to see some good North Korean bants soon.
>n korea
>southeast asia
Ive only seen one n korean flag
Aussies are some of the strangest but most consistently amusing people on Cinemaphile
Nobody cares because knowing Cinemaphile in 2023 you’re just arguing about who can spam the most basedjaks and gay Black person porn.
What's the matter, can't handle a little banter?
At least our schools aren't shooting ranges.
>What's the matter, can't handle a little banter?
This is a song about wildlife, the fact that America is brought showcases the obsession with dissing Americans. We don't think of you at all.
Also, learn a new catchphrase you brain dead parrot.
>At least our schools aren't shooting ranges.
Did you know per 100,000 firearms owned France has a higher rate of firearm homicide than the US?
Why do Americans get so sensitive when someone makes fun of stuff like their healthcare or school schootings? It's weird, I never see other countries get this bent out of shape when they're mocked. Especially weird considering how much they like to make fun of everyone else.
>Say something stupid
>Get replies
>"Hmmm, seems like I hit a nerve."
I mean what's stupid about it? You can say it's old or brought up too much and yeah I'd believe you, but it's no more stale than saying like British have bad food/teeth, French are pussies, Mexicans live in a war zone, Indians shit in the streer live in a war zone etc.
>but it's no more stale than saying
Correct, but the difference is that barely anyone in entertainment just makes those stereotype jokes out of nowhere Inb4 "what about shock value?" Sure, in wannabe edgy media that's trying to shock, so you're warned. Certainly not in PSAs.
>but it's no more stale than saying like British have bad food/teeth, French are pussies, Mexicans live in a war zone, Indians shit in the streer live in a war zone etc.
It’s annoying because of how repetitive it is, this song is about the wildlife yet shoehorns “America bad” for some reason.
Nobody makes stereotype jokes about those other countries and acts like they're making a point. America is just that country Europoors and Turdworlders like to point and laugh at to ignore their uncertain and troubled futures.
At first, I thought OP was exaggerating, but spending the last minute of your 3 minute song to complain about the second amendment was the most out of left field shit I've heard.
depressed, mentally unwell teens should not be able to access firearms
the NRA should not be able to influence gun legislation
the second amendment did not take into account the gun technology we have in 2023
the solution to exactly none of these problems is banning assault rifles or any other gun, but no one grasps this
>the NRA should not be able to influence gun legislation
And into the trash your opinion goes...
>unelected lobbyists should be able to influence (buy off) legislation
explain
>This one to me is the most ignorant
i'm just objectively saying benny franklin did not have an AR15 in mind when they came up with the 2A, not that the 2A can be used to ban an AR15. the song is not incorrect but the fixes it's >implying are. i am on your side here
>i am on your side here
I gathered that when you made the point that banning guns fixes nothing
You are sincerely a stupid motherfricker.
lobbyists should be able to influence (buy off) legislation
No. Do not try to motte-and-bailey this to be about lobbying when you don't care about special interest groups that you agree with post this shit. And this homosexualry of "muh NRA" is cute. The NRA don't do shit for protecting gun rights, they cuck out anytime there's a media blitz when that's when they should be pushing back the hardest in order to counter laws being impulsively made by sensationalist media campaigns. Of course you didn't know that, NRA was just the first name you thought off because the other bugmen on that astroturfed site you like (that certain one with a gay little alien for a mascot) won't shut up about it.
>benny franklin did not have an AR15 in mind when they came up with the 2A
Benjamin goddamn Franklin would never have thought that technology, for firearms or otherwise, would have stagnated by the time he participated in the founding of the country. Like another anon said, they were already inventing semi-automatic weapons by then.
>NRA was just the first name you thought off because leddit
?
the NRA is mentioned by name in the song this entire thread is about
Oh good lord, the Australian government has fallen to the "kind sirs."
Explains a lot, actually.
>i'm just objectively saying benny franklin did not have an AR15 in mind when they came up with the 2A
Look up the puckle gun
It was a prototype machine gun which not only were the founding fathers aware of when they made the second amendment some of them owned ones and still thought citizens should have access.
>But it's not an AR-15!
So? The puckle gun was arguably far more destructive, the AR-15 isn't even automatic, it fires a smaller cartridge with less kinetic energy, The AR15 is basically a glorified varmit rifle made famous by the fact that it is cheap to mass manufacture and is highly customizable, the only people that think it's some kind of scary military gun are morons that have no experience with guns.
>the second amendment did not take into account the gun technology we have in 2023
Why do stupid leftists keep parroting this crap like it's true and an argument? The machine gun was invented and being used to colonize Africa around this time and you could own a FRICKING CANNON back then. Goddamn, I fully support your ownership of the shotgun you should use to blow your own head off. The ensuing splattered goop would have a higher IQ than whatever the potato mash you call a brain is outputting.
>the second amendment did not take into account the gun technology we have in 2023
This one to me is the most ignorant because guns didn't just spawn out of thin air. It went through centuries of development and even the founding fathers had some prototype semi-automatic muskets.
>the solution to exactly none of these problems is banning assault rifles or any other gun, but no one grasps this
The solution requires an analysis and fundamental change to our society, but why do that when you can just blame some redneck in Bumfrick Alabama, right?
The second amendment doesn't even say individuals should all be allowed to have guns without restrictions. It's aregulated militia it pretty much just guarantees states can have national guards
The idea was that large standing armies are being kept in check by small politically disinterested militias. They just didn't want soldiers pillaging their lands and sleeping in their beds when the wars ended.
I believe the popularity of the shootings, and because Europeans LOVE to squeal it nostop gives psychos ideas on how to get famous.
This is exactly what it is.
If you're a depressed suicidal social reject who thinks the world is responsible for your problems and that nobody will care about you once you're gone and then see that every single time somebody takes out a bunch of school kids in the middle of their suicide by cop ends up becoming famous, and remembered for all time with months of new coverage devoted to them, why the hell wouldn't you commit a mass murder? what's the down side?
>geiger counter ticking
I don't get the reference
>depressed, mentally unwell teens should not be able to access firearms
Legally they don't
>the NRA should not be able to influence gun legislation
The NRA are gays but influencing politics is the entire purpose of special interest groups, why should they be barred from this fundamental right just because you personally don't agree with them?
>the second amendment did not take into account the gun technology we have in 2023
The second amendment took into account civilians owning military artillery far more destructive than any modern firearm.
Are you saying you're willing to let the average person on the street own cannons, mortar launchers and grapeshot in exchange for AR-15s?
>the solution to exactly none of these problems is banning assault rifles or any other gun, but no one grasps this
And when you ban them and people still have them because there are millions of guns in circulation, people continue to sell them to each other, because they are easy as frick to make and it's only becoming easier to make them over time then what? Are you gonna ban them a second time but really put your back into it?
Banning something doesn't make it vanish from reality, banning drugs didn't stop the production sales and ownership of drugs, banning alcohol didn't stop people from drinking, hell murder and rape are illegal and yet they still occur all the time, banning something is nothing more than a placebo.
>Why do Americans get so sensitive when someone makes fun of stuff like their healthcare or school schootings?
Because its tiring that it's brought up EVERY single goddamn time. The OP shows a song about the wildlife in Australia, and America is brought up for no reason other than "At least AmeriCa."
I have seen Italians get really sensitive as well, not here but on Instagram. Then again this song is supposed to be about wildlife but shoehorns in some america gunz skewl shooting shit
>I have seen Italians get really sensitive as well
Italians and Frenchies are the most sensitive, egotistical, and most prideful people in all of Europe. Just put some ketchup on spaghetti or mention that the crossiant isn't French and they'll foam at the mouth.
Italians are so salty about the fact that Latin Americans are called Latin. They argue they're descended from Rome so they should get to be called Latin instead.
That's fricking stupid. The "latin" in "latin america" comes from the fact that the Spanish and French language originate from Latin, not because Alexander the Great crossed the ocean.
I never said Italians were smart
https://www.italianita.blog/blog/italians-the-first-latins
There's a whole website for it, Italians don't get bullied enough
No one has ever called Italians Latin there was the Latin Language and Latin cultures but they weren't referred to as Latins or Latinos first. They saw a cool word and now want to be called that because they're jealous.
low-hanging fruit, I guess
because Australia hates us for imprisoning Julian Assange
Everyone hates us for imprisoning Julain Assange. We tried pulling the espionage act to imprison him which made no sense.
american shootings are like 9/11. that is to say, funny
Dumb moronic obese amerilard can't handle the bants LOL
>70% of Australians claim European heritage.
So do Americans.
Australians are a little sensitive about guns and get defensive when you point that out
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Port_Arthur_massacre_(Australia)
Was it worth it? Argue all you want about muh slippery slope but their country was literally putting people into camps during the pandemic
Australia is basically a nanny state and has the unfortunate fate of being so close to China and its economic influence
How times have changed. Now they're still living under quarantine and getting called piss babies by their own government. They fell hard just like this site did.
How to scare the newbies
post this image
Shouldn't have banned snacks old mooty boy.
I'm with moot met a lot of Austin's and they're nothing but shit heads
>the incel chud fears the ausCHAD
The problem with Australians is their threshold for banter is so far beyond what any other culture's is and they come off as pricks when they are usually just being insincerely confrontational. And when they do cross the threshold into actual anger, no one outside of their group can tell
The ones I met were just boring alcoholics who couldn't do their fricking job on the fire line
It’s to distract from the fact that Europe constantly gets into wars with each other which the frontlines are far closer then I am to California or even the Mexico border (several of the “western” counties are less then 500 miles away from the war zone), and that there have been over 200,000 gun deaths in Europe the last 2 years which is far more then this entire large country, making Europe statistically a far more dangerous place to live
butthurt yank
The United States lives rent free in the rest of the world's head.
They like to have a country to hate, even though most Americans can't picture whatever country they're from and don't care about them at all.
Kinda banger ngl
Gun rights are human rights
SHALL
NOT
BE
INFRINGED
It already is, homosexual. The constitution also says only land only white men should be able to vote but I don't see you morons following through with this logic.
Ah, shit, better throw the whole Constitution out then. Also, we're going to need you to quarter soldiers in your house. And you're going to be forced to practice Bhuddism.
I'm not the one saying an amendment is the constitution and that there hasn't been other changes besides the ones you're well aware of. "Shall not be infringed" is one of the dumbest fricking things you can say.
>it's dumb
Why?
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9:09 addresses the effectiveness of Australian gun control starting with criticisms of what constitutes a mass shooting and how they are. It goes into insurance stats to show what changed and why.
notice how australians were one of the coolest nations in the world before they banned guns and now they're gay as hell
also notice how the best euro nations are ones where guns are still legal
i think there's a corrolation
Not just guns, but the Australian cultural practice of "drubbing" has dissapeared, and the consequences of that have been disastrous for the Australian people
Remember when they kept saying "why isn't America going to war with Russia amd saving us" even though they just got done b***hing about all the wars we had and how we're all terrible for them.
>Why are Europeans like this?
>Yes I know Australia isn't part of Europe, but:
70% of Australians claim European heritage.
Why are anglis like this?
Why do Australians call their outlaw motorcycle clubs bikie clubs?
Why do they call pulp chewy bits?
Glorified chinese colony
>Them: Give up your guns
>Thousands of people scattered across the US: ”No”
What then Eurochodes/Aussiegays? Even if our scum sucking government actually listened to your gun grabbing bullshit, the citizenry of the United States has more guns at their disposal than most of ten rest of the world combined.
You can’t drone strike your workers, you can’t use tanks to farm, and no one (not even soldiers) wants to get shot.
Love em or hate em, guns are here to stay and there’s nothing you or anyone else can do about it
>Love em or hate em, guns are here to stay and there’s nothing you or anyone else can do about it
Yes, and there is a thriving industry in bulletproof school backpacks to attest to that fact.
snooty Eurogays seething as usual
They hate guns, burgers and freedom.
Am I not the only one who sees Markiplier, Guy With The World's Biggest Mouth, and Tony Soprano in OP?
>blahblahblah America
yeah, yeah, frick yourself back to Cinemaphile, not Cinemaphile
>Am I not the only one who sees Markiplier, Guy With The World's Biggest Mouth, and Tony Soprano in OP?
What the frick are you talking about?
soijaks
America is alittle moronic but i love shitting on EuroPEONS especially you pip pip cheerio motherfrickers
>Since 70% of Australians claim European heritage
well at least is way more than what usa can say
The US has 100% American heritage
We Americans care so little about other countries we go out of our way not to learn geography.
Oh i see, SEETHING because I don’t know where ‘Hogwarts’ is on a map?
Go take a bath in the thames river you smelly eurogay
The lives of euros revolve around America. They need us more than we need them and they know it and resent it.
Because you moronic frickers like to overstate how deadly Australian wildlife is when your wildlife (incl. teenagers/govt plants) are far worse than ours, but don't get stereotyped as badly cause they're not "foreign"