SONIC 3 CASTS MARIA

https://www.ign.com/articles/sonic-the-hedgehog-3-adds-krysten-ritter-cristo-fernndez-alyla-browne-and-more

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    there’s going to be a third one? jesus fricking christ how

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They announced it a while ago. First two were the highest grossing vidya films until Mario.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No Detective Pikachu was

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No it wasn't

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kek I wasn't even aware a second one came out

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Arguably better thab the first one

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          if you take out the black wedding part which takes up half the runtime

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It was pretty entertaining actually, if you havent seen it you're missing out.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kek I wasn't even aware a second one came out

      How nice is that rock youre living under?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I watched the second one after thinking the first one wasn’t bad and I couldn’t finish it. I thought it was horrible and thought there was no way they’d keep producing them but here we are

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          How could you sit through the first without issue but couldn't manage the second?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Arguably better thab the first one

        It’s a children’s movie! How old are you dudes?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they make money

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's Maria Robotnik.

      Yes, it's going to adapt two games, Sonic Adventure 2 and Shadow the Hedgehog. Expect linkin park edge and a PG-13 rating

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Expect linkin park edge and a PG-13 rating
        Must watch then.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >linkin park
        >maria not cast as a Black person while it would have been the PRIME type of role to cast as a Black person for hollyisraelites
        Jesus christ how are the sonic movies being so unironically based?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      because they made two movies before

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The last two were great

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because the first two were very successful and were relatively well received. Are you simple?

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    damn

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      damn, he's so cool

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      are americans actually offended by the word "damn"? Is it because they're all pearl clutchers and damning has religious connotations?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it was a big deal when the simpsons came out and there was a cartoon where they said damn.
        Nowadays nobody cares, except when theyre at the pulpit

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Poor shitpost, anon.

        it was a big deal when the simpsons came out and there was a cartoon where they said damn.
        Nowadays nobody cares, except when theyre at the pulpit

        Bait. The only difference is now it just gets you a PG13 rating.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Explain what's meant to be offensive about "damn"

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It is condemning someone to an eternity in hell. That is why it's a "curse," ESL-kun.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              so pearl clutching, like I said

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You asked what's offensive about it. The idea is that you are wishing eternal pain and suffering on someone.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        sonic was a children's game, dawg

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        more like cursing doesn't belong in a game with cartoon animals, kys

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is it gonna show her getting shot?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sega’s finally acknowledging Shadow’s game again beyond just dumb memes so anything’s possible.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is this gonna be a repeat of guardians of the galaxy 3 with people freaking out over the slightest bit of darkness in their capeshit

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are they gonna show her getting shot? Would be kino.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >MARIA
    The human woman that Sonic kissed?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No she's Shadow's girlfriend that was gunned down by the military

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There was nothing romantic between them

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That’s not what Shadow crying out “Maria!” Implied

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Also there was nothing romantic between Sonic and Elise.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That’s not what Shadow crying out “Maria!” Implied

          They had more of a sibling relationship if anything.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But she is his girl friend

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The sonic military?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wait, what?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Robotonikku

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >trying to cure a disease
            >create an edgy hedgeman with terrific hair
            not so good at the science was Gerald

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Well, an evil red-and-black space alien did donate some DNA midway through the project, but that's another story. One that at least explains why the same professor trying to save humanity was also building his own personal Death Star.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >why the same professor trying to save humanity was also building his own personal Death Star.
                I just thought that ran in the family.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >death egg
                >EGG
                >perfectly spherical
                this always bothered me

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Some bird eggs are spherical

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                All the alien stuff in that game really sucked ass. Iizuka can't write for shit

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >child never beat the game

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >trying to cure a disease
            >create an edgy hedgeman with terrific hair
            not so good at the science was Gerald

            >trying to cure a disease
            >create an edgy hedgeman with terrific hair
            >not so good at the science was Gerald
            This Gerald character should've just became a videogame developer instead

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          A major plotpoint in Sonic Adventure 2 and Shadow the Hedgehog (the game) is that Shadow was friends with Dr Eggman's younger cousin and she got shot during a military raid on a space station they live on.
          This movie is supposedly adapting Sonic Adventure 2.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Shadow... had a hard life.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Dump me on some Shadow Lore. What happens to Maria ?

            A lot of Shadow's lyrics had to do with how conflicted he feels. Even in his theme, "Throw It All Away", it comments on how, even if he is immortal, it doesn't matter and he would rather throw it all away because the life itself is meaningless.

            In Rhythm and Balance, the White Jungle stage where you have to save Rouge before the island explodes, the song asks over and over if Shadow is scared, once again that if he fails, he will lose yet another person close to him.

            In the Supernatural, Final Chase's stage, the song starts asking if Shadow is even the Ultimate Lifeform to begin with as he gets closer to Maria's "dream."

            The Biolizard of course, is unironically what I'd call Shadow's swan song. "Supporting Me" sounds just like the title, Shadow has finally given up revenge and learned that he wants to protect the world but he doesn't really know how to do this. He will do everything in his power, knowing that Maria is supporting him in order to fulfill her last wish, even if it means his untimely end, which the song references at the end of the song as well.

            And of course, Live and Learn. Pretty explanatory, but it's learning to live with your mistakes and to keep moving in life even if all seems lost.

            Shadow's story was unironically a great lead up from a broken individual lead on by hatred to one of redemption, giving his life to the ones he tried to destroy in the first place. We really won't have kino like this again, but at least its here.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Earth is Fake and Gay. It's a holographic projection put there by TPTB to subjugate us.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >There's probably sand everywhere...I hate sand.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >girlfriend
        sister girlfriend

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          dont worry, he was just looking for a boyfriend free girlfriend

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sonic 1
    >Released signals beginning of Covid ~~*Pandemic*~~
    Sonic 2
    >Released at beginning of ~~*Ukraine-Russia War*~~

    Predict what disaster Sonic 3's release (12-20-24) will portend?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      World war 3 seems extremelly likelly now

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Trump isn't president anymore chud so that's extremely unlikely

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Trump didn't start any wars in his presidency though. The last president to not start any wars in his presidency (Carter) was a one-termer too. Gee, I wonder ~~*why*~~.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Meds

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Mediterraneans?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Trump didn't start any wars in his presidency though.
            So what was the point of bombing an Iranian general?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              he tried, but covid happened. That got pretty close actually.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              That butthole was killing Americans in Iraq. Now he’s a dead butthole. That’s the point.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Multiple wars are currently breaking out under your zombie god. But at least there's no more mean tweets.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We had a viral pandemic, time for a bacterial one, or maybe a prion

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the great depression 2

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the metal creatures from another dimension who wear people's skin. that turn humans into liquid they store in tumbling, dryer-like cells so they can pour you out and transmute you back into a regular human for experimentation and torture. the creatures that you can't even escape by killing yourself without going to great lengths, because they can reanimate the dead if they find your body within a week of your death. the ones who never sustain even a single "casualty" in 70 years.

      then the ones that come after in the dark.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    where my bros at
    we heeded the call now what

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Based Paramount casting a white girl to play Maria in Sonic 3 instead of a Black person.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm afraid Sonic chads just can't stop winning

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're right, us Sonic Chads can never stop winning.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cinemaphile is finally back?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >of course, because shadow is black

    Only because Shadow's fur is literally black. But real so-called 'black people' have brown skin. Shadow is a white man with black fur. Seethe. lol

    >Verification not required.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the amount of cope

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Get ready to see this girl get shot by the government on a kids fricking movie

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    where is anakin

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dump me on some Shadow Lore. What happens to Maria ?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She gets shot and killed while trying to escape the space station with Shadow.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She gets gunned down. I'm not joking.

        Glownignogs raided the government ARK bio research facility when they decided they couldn't keep their covert black op secret anymore and it was becoming dangerous. Maria tried to save Shadow and send him away. They shotgunned her death in front of him and he was traumatized by it

        The frick man really ? That’s incredible morbid Jesus

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's from the edgy years of Sonic. Shadow's own game has him gunning down soldiers with assault rifles.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            SA2 was edgy good. Shadow game was edgy bad. The guns can't even hurt anyone and don't serve any narrative purpose. One of the higher ups watched Underworld and wanted that, but with Shadow

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              They're both edgy good to me. It's so moronic that it's kino.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              They're both jank gameplay. The story of shadow is a guilty pleasure for me and its responsible for alot of angst teens in the 2000s.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >They're both jank gameplay.
                Yeah, especially Shadow.
                >The story of shadow is a guilty pleasure for me
                Same, I love the 2000s edge of it all.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Was that take good? All I remember was it being edgy

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Was that take good?
              Guessing you mean game.
              It's worth playing if you really like Sonic Adventure 2. It's not great, it's very janky with shitty controls and a few frustrating levels. I actually enjoy it but it's not for everyone, you've gotta handle the jank and find entertainment in the fact you're playing an edgy Sonic game where you drive cars and shoot people.
              One thing that is cool is that you can do different objectives in the levels to go down different routes. There's "light" levels and "dark" levels.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Shiro Maekawa, the guy who wrote it, no doubt grew up with a lot of manga and anime that had sad and tragic deaths in it. He wanted to put some of that in the story he wrote. SA2 was a rather bittersweet story

          Was that take good? All I remember was it being edgy

          No, it was terrible. It was written by Iizuka and it contributed to Shadow's character degradation

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It gets worse. Her grandfather, who made Shadow in his experiments for the good of humanity, wound up losing his mind after Maria was killed and his research condemned by the government, so he altered Shadow's mind and memories to turn him into his pawn for revenge against the people of Earth.
          And it wasn't the sudden "my granddaughter is dead so now I am evil" kind of switch; it was a slow and steady descent into madness, the "oh god I shouldn't be doing this, but I want to burn the world so bad, but I can't control myself, but I just hate everything, someone please stop me" kind of descent that eventually eased him into not caring about anything but revenge anymore.
          Plus he revealed his plans through a pre-recorded "death sentence" to the world he made moments before his execution.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That is really dark. What the frick were the writers smoking?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              They barely mention it in the games anymore, though it's getting some resurgence nowadays.
              On another note, Maria is Dr. Eggman's cousin. He was a kid when she was killed and he barely even knew her, but the fact that his own family overlooked him while singing praises about her fed into his inferiority complex. I wonder if that will play into Eggman's role in the movie, since we know Carrey's Eggman grew up alone and neglected.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              gerald even outright states more than one person died on the ark

              They barely mention it in the games anymore, though it's getting some resurgence nowadays.
              On another note, Maria is Dr. Eggman's cousin. He was a kid when she was killed and he barely even knew her, but the fact that his own family overlooked him while singing praises about her fed into his inferiority complex. I wonder if that will play into Eggman's role in the movie, since we know Carrey's Eggman grew up alone and neglected.

              It gets worse. Her grandfather, who made Shadow in his experiments for the good of humanity, wound up losing his mind after Maria was killed and his research condemned by the government, so he altered Shadow's mind and memories to turn him into his pawn for revenge against the people of Earth.
              And it wasn't the sudden "my granddaughter is dead so now I am evil" kind of switch; it was a slow and steady descent into madness, the "oh god I shouldn't be doing this, but I want to burn the world so bad, but I can't control myself, but I just hate everything, someone please stop me" kind of descent that eventually eased him into not caring about anything but revenge anymore.
              Plus he revealed his plans through a pre-recorded "death sentence" to the world he made moments before his execution.

              this shit was DARK for a sonic game

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              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If you think that's dark, look for the Japanese version. The actor's shift from "I'm losing my mind, someone help me" to "Frick the world" is chilling. Plus it was the same actor as Eggman himself.
                It also clarifies some plot points the English script lacked, like Gerald messing with Shadow's memories of Maria's dying words so he'd bring vengeance upon the world instead of happiness.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >It also clarifies some plot points the English script lacked, like Gerald messing with Shadow's memories of Maria's dying words so he'd bring vengeance upon the world instead of happiness.

                What an butthole. StH game tried to make him a little nicer, but that's bullshit re-writing

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Him being "nicer" was all how he really was before he went insane. His dickish behavior came after that, and he was scared shitless of himself for it before he stopped caring.
                The English dub twisted the Shadow game's script to make it seem like everyone brushed all that aside and forgave, when they simply recognized the good man he once was without ignoring the madman he became.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sounds like the Japanese subs are a lot better than the English dubs, no surprise's there. Leave it to the western dub to shit the bed. I didn't like what that game did to Shadow, but some of the music choices were smooth

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              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                All of the lost tracks are great, I heard Sega pulled them becuase they couldn't get in touch with that band at the last minute. Shame, since post-rock was at an all time high during 2005. Gaylo had Breaking Benjamin and Burnout 3 had MCR.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I'm dying because I'm so supriiiised.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >What the frick were the writers smoking?
              Looking back it does look like a fever dream game.
              The game was lightning in a bottle, imo. I was nine when SA2 came out and played it every single day.
              Music is fire and all the characters are cool. I was honestly coming off of Mario games at the time and wasn't expecting what I got.
              If Mario is the dorky little brother Sonic is jock cool older brother.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I actually had a vivid fever dream when I was sick before getting this game as a kid. It was about a bunch of people riding motorcycles on a huge ring around a big boss enemy in the center, a lot like the Biolizard boss in this game, though the arena looked more like Wario Colosseum from Mario Kart Double Dash.
                Great times, minus the stabbing in my throat.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Is Sonic Team full of homosexuals now? How come they can't channel this coolness anymore? Giving the scripts to people like Pontac or Flynn is a good explanation for why Sonic sucks, so why do they keep doing it? Can't they get some halfway decent manga writers on the team to make a cool story again? How broke is Sega?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'll take Flynn over Pontac and whats-his-name any day.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                My favorite is Shadow's insert song. e-girl killed, pure angst.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              This reminds me of this video so much.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            So how does regular Robotnik fit into this?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              He admired Gerald and was inspired to become a scientist because of him, and due to being a narcissist he despised the way his family mourned the loss of Maria instead of praising him. Other than that he seems to have had a regular childhood, he’s just an evil bastard.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              50 years later after all of this.
              Current-day Robotnik breaks into GUN's equivalent of Area 51 and wakes Shadow up. Tell's him to collect Chaos Emeralds and meet him on the space colony ark, he has something to show him.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Killed by glowies

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She gets gunned down. I'm not joking.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Glownignogs raided the government ARK bio research facility when they decided they couldn't keep their covert black op secret anymore and it was becoming dangerous. Maria tried to save Shadow and send him away. They shotgunned her death in front of him and he was traumatized by it

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Damn, that b***h got ZORCHED

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gets shot by military dudes who were trying to kill Shadow because he was a WMD. What’s funnier is he’s only ‘evil’ in the first part of Adventure because he misremembered what she said and thought she wanted him to destroy Earth.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's not just misremembering. In the Japanese script, Maria's grandpa deliberately tampered with Shadow's memories to make him think she wanted him to destroy the Earth. Shadow was turned into his pawn to avenge Maria's death.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      space cancer
      also she fricking DIED saving Shadow
      her last wish was that shadow would protect everyone on earth

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And he interpreted that as genocide. He would have had his way if Biolizard didn't exist since him beating Sonic during the race to Eclipse Cannon is the canon ending

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >For the people of this planet, I promise you REVENGE
        Was Shadow’s amnesia acting up in SA2?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It probably works with japanese's moronic phrasing and got lost in translation.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          his memories/flashbacks were taken out of context and as a result he misinterpreted what maria wanted until the last minute

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          gerald manipulated his memories

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He interpreted as revenge because Gerald worked on him a bit more before putting him back in stasis.
          >"If you wish to spread chaos upon the world release him"
          I think that's how it went.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She has space aids and is dying. Dr Gerald Robotnik, the grandfather of Maria and Eggman, decides to work on Project Shadow with hopes that something he learns will help him to heal her. The government attacks the research facility and she dies. This causes Gerald to decide to destroy the world and he screws with Shadow's memories of Maria to get him to carry out his plan.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I KILLED THEM ALL, I SLAUGHTERED THE US MILLITARY LIKE ANIMALS, EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM
    You're not all powerful.
    WELL I SHOULD. I AM THE ULTIMATE LIFE FORM.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >another sonic movie

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What about it

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      their kino

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shit like Maria getting gunned down is the reason why I always preferred Sonic to Mario. The Mario franchise for the most part bland. The games are good, but they feel so calculated. Like Nintendo is doing everything they could to make the most safe branded game for Mario. Meanwhile, Sega heads are doing a mountain of coke and thinking of the most moronic idea for a Sonic and for better or worse, they commit to it. Mario games are objectively better, but I'd rather play SA2 over any Mario game any day of the week.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I pretty much agree with this. With the Sonic franchise the lows are lower but the highs are higher. Mario is just bland slop through and through (unless you count third party shit like the Phillips CDI games)

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Mario is slop because it tries to not deviate too wildly off the beaten path. And while slop, it is consistent slop. Sega meanwhile tries to do something new if the last new thing they tried failed with Sonic, so you get a jet stream of failed games that are all very different, yet still very bad

        I think the death knell was during 06' when all the talented people left with Yuji Naka. They haven't really recovered since then. Sega is a revolving door now

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The only very bad games I would say were 06 and Boom. All of the others were either ok or good depending on your preference.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There is no way they are going to show this girl get gunned down by the government. That’s a little bit to fake for a kids movie

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Times sure did change for the worst in the west. You didn't have to baby kids several decades ago

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're probably moronic but the kids HATED the Transformers movie precisely because it killed off so many of their favorite characters.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It made men out of them, little pussy boy

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It made them cry like the little oussy boys they were

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sonic is a series for kids, same with Dragon Ball which also has murder. Japanese think kids have a higher tolerance for this stuff, I think it'll make it into the movie. (Maybe) It's integral to Shadows development.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My guess is they’ll cut away from the actual firing and just say what happened, like in SA2.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's no way they change his backstory unless they plan to make shadow an irredeemable villain.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >show this girl get gunned down by the government.
      i mean
      they already set up that sonic's dad family has been stuck in green hill for EXATCLY 50 years

      she was shot down exatcly 50 years ago

      do the math

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      amazing spiderman 2 showed the gwen snap

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is it confirmed ?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If they manage to get him as Shadow's VA and they shit the bed with the story, it'll be a colossal frickup worse than any modern Star Wars could ever dream to be

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what the heck she's the perfect little actress

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Of course it's maria

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SA2 is one of the best games of all time. The amount of content they packed into that fricker still wows me

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't finally get all 120 emblems for the first time until late last year. Getting those A rank and Chao raising takes a fricking toll on you after a while.

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's been a long time since I played Sonic Adventure 2. Remind me who Maria was? Is she like Shadow's pet owner or something? Like that one kid was for Sonic? Or what?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Maria is Dr. Eggmans cousin who gets gunned down by the government. She is the driving force in Shadows intentions

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Maria (Shadow's only friend) getting gunned down is the reason Shadow wants to blow up the earth with the eclipse cannnon.

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >rouge is in
    MUH DICK

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      BFBT

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >MUH DICK
      Is in Rouge.

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thank God she's not black

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no one posting any pictures of the actress
    >whole thread is race-baiting and autistic lore
    I don't know why I expected so much of reddit/tv/

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      looks like most of your friends already got banned
      https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/195883923/#195883923

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gay

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Feel free to post some yourself, homosexual

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Its jims time to shine

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hope they bring his ACTUAL theme song back for this movie. Not the cringe "All Hail" one.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Both, both is good.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      EVERYBODY TRIES TO BE STRAIGHT
      BUT THINGS ARE STILL UNCHANGED

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SA2 was grim. How bad are they going to have to butcher the story so big babies in the west can watch it? They'll have to change so much, it'll barely resemble the game at all. By then, what's even the point?

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who will play him?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cumberbatch

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Frick I actually want this, he was a pretty good smaug.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ME

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cgi

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ima be mad if the movie doesn't end with Sonic and Shadow being super saiyans in space fighting a mutant dinosaur set Live and Learn.

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Maria x Shadow art is gonna skyrocket.

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Have they confirmed who's playing Shadow? I heard Jared Leto at one point

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've heard Hayden Christensen, which would be pretty kino.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >YOU WERE THE ULTIMATE LIFEFORM!
        >I MADE YOU TO DESTROY THE EARTH NOT JOIN THEM!

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A lot of Shadow shilling lately by Sega. Are we going back to the radical edge days of sonic?

    ?feature=shared&t=32

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I just want Shadow the Hedgehog 2

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're definitely scrambling to make some Shadow media to go alongside the movie. They'll probably evaluate if it is profitable to start shilling him hard again after the movie comes out. They haven't known what to do with him for a decade

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shadow is like the Batman to Sonic's Superman. They'll never get rid of him.

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frick, SA2 sucks but this shilling is making me want to replay it.

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This scene is gonna be problematic.

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    MegaMaria bros we eatin good

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Hayden Christensen as Shadow
    >Remember Shadow actually wiped out the Black Arms for invading Earth so they both characters have a record of genocide

  39. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >YOUWILLNOTTAKEHERFROMME!
    I can here it. I can hear Anakin.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Like I said, it's actually a genuinely kino casting.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They're literally the same characters in a way.

  40. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    poor kid has no idea what's in store for her

  41. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  42. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that the Sonic fanbase is split and we're going into the other territory now.
    Gen X likes classical Sonic.
    Adventure era is the millennial era where Sonic changed a bit and started to care more about story-telling.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who cares the movies get bad reviews anyway.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It is fragmented way worse than just that. You've got the Archie/Satam Sonic fans too, also the ones who grew up with Colors and like that kind of no stakes story-telling. The Sonic fandom pot is always being stirred by each faction attacking the others, wanting their particular kind of Sonic to thrive and Sega is always moronic and doesn't know how to go about it. It is their fault to begin with for being so wishy-washy and trying to reinvent the wheel every few years with Sonic. They should have stuck to a Dreamcast Sonic formula with the games and stories

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Archie/Satam Sonic fans
        Don't mix my cartoon with that crappy comic please

  43. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When I was a kid, the girl next door looked like her, albeit younger. She once pooped in her backyard on an ant mound and the ants started moving it...

  44. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  45. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    KINOOOOOOO IT'S THE LIVE AND LEARN RIFF
    LIVE AND LEARN IS IN THE MOVIE

    ?feature=shared&t=38
    >0:38

    ?feature=shared&t=13
    >0:13

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      anon the comparison point should be 11 seconds and 9 seconds
      much more clear and obvious there

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You mean it's in the teaser. Let's wait and see what the movie will give.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hope so anon

  46. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Legga.

  47. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Japan loves Alice, so they put not-Alice into Sonic because she's cute. And when bad things happen to cute e-girls, it is acceptable to try to destroy the world. Shadow did nothing wrong

  48. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  49. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    who the heck is dat

  50. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm surprised she's actually a blonde white girl

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well, she WAS Robotnik's cousin.

        usually Hollywood would cast a 40 year old black lesbian for this role

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sonic the Comic?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well, she WAS Robotnik's cousin.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      don't jinx it

  51. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    yeah we have to protect this from extinction at all costs

  52. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >SA2 gets adapted before SA1

    WTF. I want to see my boy Chaos on the big screen.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      SA1gays will always live in Shadow's shadow.
      Cope.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >SA1 movie
      How do you flood and entire city the size of New York and kill all those people?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You start by never having James Marsden, the random Indian dude, or any of the blacks. That way you can gloss over the implied deaths of the city being destroyed because the story is focused on Sonic characters, like the game was. Which is what any non-fricking dipshit should have demanded.

        We're going to see like 10 seconds of Sonic, Tails, and Knuckles. We're going to get five seconds of Shadow. We're going to get an hour and a half of James Marsden and the black people. Because people are some how utterly moronic enough to praise the first two dogshit movies despite the fact that they had almost nothing to do with Sonic. You could literally replace Sonic with fricking anything and it wouldn't have made a bit of difference because they weren't Sonic movies to begin with.

        Anyone who claims the first two movies were good needs to rope themselves.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          calm down man they're just kids movies

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I won't calm down. Sonic is serious business, anon.

  53. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >not blackwashing Maria
    Wait wh-oh yeah, she kaput

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >story about a military officer killing a black child
      yeah that'll go over well

  54. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    some of you are getting put on a watchlist

  55. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Now that we've got Shadow's girlfriend, I can't wait to see who they cast as Elise for the next one.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >hey, what if we make for the movie Amy Rose and Rogue the waifus of Sonic and Knuckles?
      >No, better to put female humans to date Sonic and Shadow instead, psy-oping white women into fricking animals
      I see behind your plans, Hollywood

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >not hoping for an Amy - Sonic - Human girl love triangle

        No? Okay, what about this then?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Amy craves dick, she would never be a lesbo.

  56. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    heh

  57. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  58. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    LIVE AND LEARN

  59. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Janny holocoasters the dickyposts

    When the movie finally comes out, half the threads will end up banned, like when M3gan came out

  60. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder if they'll kill him off this time.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're setting up a cinematic universe. No way they're killing off a future GUN agent movie with him and Rouge.

  61. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    jesus christ, gerald

  62. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I will now watch your flick

  63. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who is voicing Shadow

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anakin Skywalker

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      probably hayden

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anakin Skywalker

      Nothing's for sure. But Hayden Christensen is rumored. Not a bad choice with the right direction.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        his voice has been compared to david humphrey by fans
        that's how you know he's perfect
        https://twitter.com/Cybrid101/status/1748743029534462355

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          holy kino

  64. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do people actually want Keanu Reeves? Yeah, I guess both Shadow and Wick are punished beings but I don't see his voice coming out of Shadow like Hayden.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A lot of fan videos

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Do people actually want Keanu Reeves? Yeah, I guess both Shadow and Wick are punished beings but I don't see his voice coming out of Shadow like Hayden.

        I get the connection but I think I would just hear Reeves. As memed as Elba is, he was a good choice for Knuckles, he gave the right mix of gruff, serious, maybe a little dim, but likable. Frankly Hayden Christiansen sounds like a better choice.

  65. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Will the movie have Eggman making a drunken piss rant like that one time?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >zoomer "humor"

  66. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's so fricked up how they skipped Adventure 1.
    First one should have had zero human characters besides Robotnik and introduced Tails and Knuckles. 2 should have been Adventure 1, and 3 should be Adventure 2. But no, we just HAD to make room for forty minutes of normal-ass not-at-all-Sonic-related characters having a wedding while Sonic farts and has a dance off with cowboys to Bruno Mars. What, did you expect to actually see Sonic in a Sonic movie? Evidently you must be naive.

    And dipshits actually have the audacity to pretend they were good movies.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They skipped Amy and Metal Sonic too. They want to get straight into Shadow since SA2kids are now the bulk of the fanbase and have been fighting back hard against classicboomers.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The director of the movies also worked on Shadow’s game and 06’s CG cutscenes.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The director of the movies also worked on Shadow’s game and 06’s CG cutscenes.

        Metal Sonic is cool, but I at least understand skipping him because it's just redundant to have two evil versions of the hero. Doubly so when both of them were artificially created. But no, we're not going to get anything good from this series. Instead Sonic just....farts and sulks about having daddy issues...hooray? You just can't convince me anyone genuinely liked these dogshit movies. People will say a character like Mario has no personality, but by "personality" they just mean
        >Every single character NEEDS to be extremely sad and angry and whiny because that's the only way my dipshit mind can consider it a personality and it makes me feel like I'm less of a moron if I demand every character needs to be sad

        Question for everyone still reading my autistic rant:
        How many of you can actually remember the name of James Marsdens character? His Wife? The sister and her groom? The dude from Happy Endings and Eggman's assistant? Admit it, you'd have to look them up. These movies were a travesty.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          UUMMMMM
          SHADOW ISN'T EVIL, HE'S JUST BEEN DEALT A WRONG HAND AT LIFE??????

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          donut lord!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sonic Adventure 1 coming after 2 can make sense, considering "space alien water god who lives in the Chaos Emeralds flooding the city" is potentially higher stakes than "Eggman and evil Sonic shoot the moon."

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this could work. also knuckles solo show could expound on some of the lore surrounding SA1 as well

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You start by never having James Marsden, the random Indian dude, or any of the blacks. That way you can gloss over the implied deaths of the city being destroyed because the story is focused on Sonic characters, like the game was. Which is what any non-fricking dipshit should have demanded.

      We're going to see like 10 seconds of Sonic, Tails, and Knuckles. We're going to get five seconds of Shadow. We're going to get an hour and a half of James Marsden and the black people. Because people are some how utterly moronic enough to praise the first two dogshit movies despite the fact that they had almost nothing to do with Sonic. You could literally replace Sonic with fricking anything and it wouldn't have made a bit of difference because they weren't Sonic movies to begin with.

      Anyone who claims the first two movies were good needs to rope themselves.

      shaddup nerd

  67. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I truly wished we lived in a timeline where Shadow wasn't tossed aside and we kept getting a Shadow line of games/music/tv that explored a darker side of the Sonic universe. He could have been the rated M hedgehog for more adult fans to grow into.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Adult fans at that time hated this direction saying "this isn't sonic" and it was half the reason Sega went back to playing it safe forever. It didn't help that the games were jank either, Sonic is somewhat coming back around to this style with Frontiers, or so I've heard. I haven't played it or any Sonic since Sonic 06.

  68. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    White girls are so beautiful.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed sirs.

  69. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They've been rewarded twice for pandering to the fans, first by delaying and spending extra to revamp Ugly Sonic, then by going pretty much all out on a CG Sonic 2/3 adaptation with just live action Robotnik (people complain about the wedding subplot, but all the non-Robotnik humans were sequestered off in this comedy subplot while it was all Sonic, Tails, Knuckles and Robotnik in the main plot, that's a good tradeoff).

    So no surprises they're going even harder into just adapting Sonic directly, with SA2 now. I hope now that they're past the music rights minefield that is Sonic 1, 2 and 3, that they might get more of the music in the film. They slipped in a little here and there (I heard notes from the drowning music subtly on the score when Sonic was....drowning) but other than Green Hill Zone in the first film they haven't been able to use the music properly. But there should be zero problems getting Live & Learn in there for the climax.

  70. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was not expecting this kind of lore from Sonic the fricking hedgehog when entering this thread.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sonic Adventures 1 and 2 are basically where the bulk of the Internet's raving Sonic autists came from for a long time. When they came out they created such weird tonal whiplash within the series because they took themselves so seriously. On one hand, they were so unabashedly moronic that I really respected what they were doing; on the other, Sonic basically became an edgy fighting anime with colorful animals so a bunch of DeviantArt autists were inspired to insert their OCs into it.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The interesting thing is, with SA1 especially, they backload a lot of the edge to the end of the game, and most of it is cartoon antics of Sonic and Robotnik fighting over the Emeralds.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah SA1 kind of eased into it. You could sorta tell it was getting up its own ass once Tikal showed up though.

          Incidentally I fell off Sonic after Sonic 1-3&Knuckles so I never saw any of this shit.

          The games are jank but I think they're worth playing if only because the Saturn/Dreamcast era of SEGA is the best and its games reflect late 90s/early 00s so viscerally.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Incidentally I fell off Sonic after Sonic 1-3&Knuckles so I never saw any of this shit.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the comics were also pretty autistic and that's pre-adventure

        The interesting thing is, with SA1 especially, they backload a lot of the edge to the end of the game, and most of it is cartoon antics of Sonic and Robotnik fighting over the Emeralds.

        tails saying "all's well that ends well!" while the entire fricking city is destroyed is the best part

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        My knowledge of Sonic Adventure 1 comes from the loose adaptation the British Sonic the Comic did of it, since I never owned a Dreamcast and by the time it was ported to Gamecube I was past Sonic. And I'm quite certain it was very loose indeed because Chaos is 100% evil in the comic version and has an origin specific to that comics' version of Sonic story stuff which would take a bunch of background stuff to explain and it wouldn't mean anything to anyone since I'm the only kid who read those comics instead of the Archie ones, Since I never played the game I'm not sure what its origin is there but I'm pretty sure it's not an evil entity in the game.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          In the game Chaos is a mutated chao that was the guardian of the Master Emerald. Knuckles’ tribe tried to steal the emeralds for their power, trampling the chao in the process, so Chaos got mad and destroyed them. Then Tikal sealed him inside the ME until Robotnik breaks it open. Chaos in the games is effectively a neutral rampaging monster until Sonic defeats it and calms it down.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I don't remember it very well, but yeah the British comic version of SA1 is super loose. In the games he's just an entity that protected the Chaos Emeralds and a race of little people that was mad because it got attacked and sealed by Knuckles' ancestors because they wanted the emeralds. If I remember right, Chaos is related to the echidnas in some way in the comic but it's just an evil dude who mutated or whatever? Much later in the games it's revealed that Chaos is actually a member of a race of highly-sophisticated aliens who crash-landed on Earth and had used the Chaos Emeralds as engine fuel.

            Well he is mutated, but chao don't even exist in the comic so yeah. In the comic Chaos is introduced as some kind of near unstoppable monster connected to the Chaos Emeralds Robotnik had contained in a secret lab, until it's let out unwittingly by his underling who thought it could be controlled (at this late stage Robotnik has descended into defeated nihilism and just laughs at this because it's probably going to destroy the whole world once it obtains all the Emeralds and becomes Perfect Chaos).
            Time for the background dump. In the comics one of Sonic's recurring enemies are the Drakon, which are evil alien sentient fish that pilot humanoid mech suits (naturally revealed in a panel where Sonic beheads one only to find that's the entire creature), and have an interstellar empire.

            Back to the present, briefly, after Chaos kills one of the main Sonic gang (not one from the games, he was a rabbit guy), Sonic winds up being thrown back in time to the echidna empire on Mobius (not Earth, there's a whole other arc of Sonic getting stranded on Earth and it's regular ass Earth), in this one the echidnas like Tikal are the guardians of the Chaos Emeralds, including Knuckles who turns out to be like 5000 years old but with no memory of this since he was in stasis while the echidnas were at war with the Drakon, who wanted the Emeralds. Sonic subdues a Drakon lieutenant and he's interrogated by the echidnas out of his mech suit. Shenanigans with the Drakon attack, etc etc, end up fricking the Chaos Emeralds up and they wind up blowing up half the capital palace, with said Drakon at ground zero. Cue cliffhanger panel of Sonic looking to see the Drakon has been transformed into Chaos. Sonic is thrown back to the present soon after and the story continues from there but it's implied Knuckles being in stasis til the present day makes him the only surviving echidna after the war.

            It's weird how I remember all this, I read those comics when I was like 9.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Oh yeah and in their first fight exposure to Chaos inexplicably turns Sonic's eyes permanently green, like they were now being depicted in the SEGA games, instead of black like in the Megadrive art. Weird bit of brand alignment.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Holy shit, kek. I'd only read some really old issues and then like a handful of the Sonic Adventure adaptation back when I was still pretty young so I had no idea about most of this. Still, arguably more entertaining than Archie's "who is Sonic gonna frick???" plotlines. Chaos' design in the Fleetway comic was cool.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I think my favorite arc from it as a kid was everything leading up to the 100th issue, which wound up being a big climactic status quo upheaval where all the normally separate comics strips in the issue crossed over, which I hadn't seen before, I would explain it to justify my recalled childhood hype, but I'd have to elaborate on the Special Zone and Super Sonic and Robotnik's setup and the Floating Island and they'd all take their own posts to do them justice. I mean it's all probably incredibly simplistic and for kids if I went back and read them now, but in my memory it was a very compelling story with revolution and cataclysm stuff, I didn't really read superhero comics so this was all I saw of those kinds of stories. It's just fun to indulge in some nostalgia.

                Also Super Sonic wanted to kill everyone.

                Oh yeah he's just straight up evil (until he isn't...ish, that's another long story) and just destroys everything any time he appeared.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Also just from seeing images on google, I do miss that 1990s inking, the colors pop.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              the main thing I remember from the British comic is Sonic is hilariously unpleasant. Like he's the hero saving the day ultimately but he's unbelievably arrogant and abrasive in the process. So it's funny that he's usually a nice guy in other Sonic properties, self assured and wienery yes but never a prick

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Also Super Sonic wanted to kill everyone.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I like this version of Sonic much better.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It had a good Knuckles too, he was not remotely dumb like apparently the games leaned into later on, he was just very serious and stoic.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't remember it very well, but yeah the British comic version of SA1 is super loose. In the games he's just an entity that protected the Chaos Emeralds and a race of little people that was mad because it got attacked and sealed by Knuckles' ancestors because they wanted the emeralds. If I remember right, Chaos is related to the echidnas in some way in the comic but it's just an evil dude who mutated or whatever? Much later in the games it's revealed that Chaos is actually a member of a race of highly-sophisticated aliens who crash-landed on Earth and had used the Chaos Emeralds as engine fuel.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, old fans hated this era. You would have never seen an SA2 movie 15 years ago. Classicfans used to be the people Sega listened to for a while but now alot of people who grew up with this era are now grown adults. I'm curious to see the tone this movie will have, you can't please both groups with this movie.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Yeah, old fans hated this era
          I don't know; I think amongst the hardcore fans most people warmed up to Sonic Adventure fairly quickly, and most of the hardcore classicgays are either very casual fans or zoomers. I posted a lot on autistic Sonic forums and it took much less time than a full generation for people to warm up to Shadow.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Just wait until you learn about the ancient echidna propehcy heiroglyphs that inspired Gerald to create Shadow and how SA2 is in fact the culmination of a background plot that had been brewing for a decade's worth of games.
        Then there's also shit like Sonic's relation to Chaos and how that ties into him being the ultimate life form and Shadow really being the faker.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There are people who: A) didn't recognize this when they played the games and B) still don't believe it.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The Biolizard is also an artificial Perfect Chaos that needs to be hooked up to a fake Master Emerald shrine to live. Remember the constant "hurr why did Gerald go from making a lizard to a heckin' hedgehog????" observations? Literal morons.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's all Youtuber headcanon, same with Gerald seeing Super Sonic in the glyphs.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >That's all Youtuber headcanon

            Some of it is, but the game itself does clearly show Gerald studied the Emeralds and Chaos considering there are Maya glyphs and Echidna ruins all in the ARK's core and there are artificial Chaos enemies; and Shadow does have a line in the Final Hazard fight if you take long enough where he says "Now I realize it, the real ultimate lifeform is you, Sonic", which ties into a report Rogue gives in a JP guidebook which implies there might have been multiple shadows, which Heroes/StG is also clearly drawing from in their plots.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You forget about the Archie comics sir.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >French Knucles

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >eyebrows Knuckles
            >multiple Knuckles have eyebrows
            hmm....

  71. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    its hayden christensen isn't it? I got darth vader awakening vibes from shadow's reveal which could be like an easter egg reference to his predominant role.

  72. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'll bet SA2 and SA1 were trying to hint at Sonic having an old past, weren't the adventure games supposed to be a trilogy? Yeah, 3 was Sonic's lore dump. He was thousands of years old and created by the gods himself as the ultimate life form.

  73. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    It took me like 30 seconds to realise you weren't talking about wanting to frick Amy Rose.

  74. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    here's your shadow voice actor, bro

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'd watch it

  75. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    neat

  76. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Blonde
    >White
    Huh? That's honestly a surprise

  77. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >they actually cast a white girl with blue eyes to get executed by the firing squad on a space station
    LET'S FRICKING GOOOOOOO

  78. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sonic x Detective Pikachu team-up when?

  79. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm surprised nobody is talking about the 'ebe in the OP's pic. Is Cinemaphile kill or Sonic fans just autistic?

  80. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Amy won't be in the movie

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks for planting cuckold and corruption fetishes into Sonic the Hedgehog characters for me. Great.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Don't worry, Amy actually is the one who saves Shadow in SA2. This time it'll probably be Sonic or Sonic's human dad. Can't have those two being paired together so soon. Heh

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >shadows bubble
          That's some Fate/stay night shit. Reminds me of Archer.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You sure?
      They definitely want to sell toys to girls and so far they only got males from the games. I think she will be there even if she doesn't do much.

  81. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BLUE STREAK SPEEDS BY

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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  86. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OW THE EDGE

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
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    Anonymous

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