Sonic 3 coming in December

>Will you watch it?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sonic is for autistic losers.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hell fricking yeah

      >mario makes a billion dollars releasing the blandest film imaginable
      lmao, SonicChads don't care about the box office. We just want kino and that's what we get.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      if you're a bing bing gay that gets mad over pirating you don't have a leg to stand on when it comes to calling others autistic losers

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i turned the first one off 40 minutes into it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't even know there was a sequel.
      What even is the point of these films? Zoomers don't know who Sonic is.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        They're for adults that grew up playing sonic obviously. Same with all the capeshit.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would like these movies a lot better if they put in orchestral versions of the classic songs instead of hip hop songs that have been in dozens of other movies. Mario Bros won in that regard.

    • 3 months ago
      Anthonyschizo

      In the kinoplex as intended.

      I agree with this. Imagine that last fight in the first movie with Open Your Heart playing in the background. I get music licenses and all that but that would’ve been a masterpiece.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That would be cool. I thought the opening to Sonic 2 would have been better with Metropolis zone as well instead of Tricky.
        They could have done so much. The original score we got in them is so generic sounding.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mario had more annoying needledrops than both Sonic movies put together. They replaced actual original orchestral work for the film in favor of the most overused songs ever.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They did at least manage to squeeze in the Green hill theme.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      WTF are you talking about, moron? I
      gave up on Mario when they had No Sleep Til Brooklyn within the first few minutes. Because, you know, they were in Brooklyn. I’m sure if they’d passed by a carwash along the way we’d have heard Car Wash.
      Like watching a damn Dreamworks movie.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Like watching a damn Dreamworks movie.
        Isn't that what Illumination trying ti be?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I remember the first movie started with a slow piano music of green hill zone but now that you mention I didn't notice they going the extra mile with other sonic songs.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >December was two months ago

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope they cast Werner Herzog as Shadow

    • 3 months ago
      Anthonyschizo

      RPats or Keanu is the only correct answer.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      that is far, far too kino for a single movie to handle

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You zee Sonic, zee only problem wis running faster than light iz that you have to live in zee shadows

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hopefully they include another black wedding.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Seething about black people in a fricking Sonic movie. I can tell things are going really great for you.

      • 3 months ago
        Anthonyschizo

        SA2 is way too plot-driven to allow much room for those human characters, not really sure how they could even pull that off.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>Will you watch it?
    yes and i hope the fat black people do funny fat black people things

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      aww hell to the naw

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who will they cast as the president?

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll wait for it to hit P+ next year.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Sonic 3 The Hedg

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Krysten Ritter in the cast sold me, and more knowing she could be voicing Rogue.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm guessing Jim Carrey got his 'Fatsuit' demands met, then, if he's back for this one.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not expecting much since 2 was a step down but I'll watch it to see Tails

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Probably. In theatres, if I'm invited.
    As long as it doesn't deeply offend me.

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