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                bean and bark are in nack's gang?

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                Sonic comics like this is all gay shit for homosexuals and manchildren

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                The end.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >oh yeah i forgot this story needs an Eggman appearance

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                Good story, I really enjoy the on shots of Classic Sonic. It wouldn't retain my attention if was monthly but a few times a year makes it a pleasant read.

                What I'd really like to see is a story of current age characters in the classic setting. Like what was Blaze like in her world during the classic era.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                STOP.
                MAKING.
                REFERENCES!!!!

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                What reference is it even making there?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                "You had one job"

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                literally wtf is that referencing?!

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ocean's Eleven

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                never heard of that movie in my life, and that phrase sounds like a generic thing anyone would say instead of anything specific

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Watch it, it's good.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sure, later I will.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                It sounds like a generic thing anyone would say because everyone is quoting Ocean's Eleven, or quoting people who were quoting Ocean's Eleven.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I thought that's just a common turn of phrase.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's a jokey sitcom line. And this comic has lost too much goodwill for me to accept it.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh frick off. You're just addicted to not having fun.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                How can I have fun when every time I read this shit, I'm reminded of what we've lost?!

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                the only thing you "lost" was slop.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >curbstomped seething beta archie writers
                >shitted on archie sonic manbabies
                >is based
                Why do "we" hate him again? Oh wait, we don't, because he was a small creator standing up for the rights to his work against a soulless "progressive" corporation with no morals who were destroying the ip with their disgusting baits

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're racist if you think that

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Is based
                >Somebody commissions artwork from him
                >Acts like a b***h the entire way through
                No anon. Penders is not based.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm sorry Based Penders was too cool to draw you Sonic inflating his bare feet with a bikepump, archiesonicbro

              • 8 months ago
                Boco

                What did you lose?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                My virginity, unlike you.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Everything

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                We've lost two swaths of characters.
                We've lost several worlds.
                We've lost any meaningful continuity beyond an extremely boring game from 2017 that can't even use its most advertised features (Infinite, the OC, the Phantom Ruby).
                We've lost the ability to have well mapped-out storylines because IDW's creative process risks Sega flipping the table for no reason every step of the way.
                We've lost characters with any development or even dimension to them.
                We can't even call tarot cards "tarot cards" anymore!!!

              • 8 months ago
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                all of that was garbage cuckold archieshit though we're better off without it

              • 8 months ago
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                You never even read the Archie comics. Frick off

              • 8 months ago
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                No anon is right, archieshit was total garbage and sonic is better now that godawful netorare shit is all noncanon and tossed in the trash

              • 8 months ago
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                The characterizations have also taken a nosedive

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh no. We lost Monkey Khan, Vertic-Al and Horizont-Al and Mina the Mongoose. The west has fallen.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                We lost the Freedom Fighters. We lost Snively. We lost Nicole. We lost Max. We lost the Iron Dominion, lost Shard, lost Prince Elias, lost Geoffrey, lost Mogul, lost Naugus, lost Finitevus, lost Scourge, lost the Dark Legion. We've even lost Shadow of all characters.

              • 8 months ago
                Boco

                >Freedom Fighters
                >Scourge

                Good.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                All of those were dogshit.
                And Shadow is still here.

              • 8 months ago
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                >We lost the Freedom Fighters. We lost Snively. We lost Nicole. We lost Max. We lost the Iron Dominion, lost Shard, lost Prince Elias, lost Geoffrey, lost Mogul, lost Naugus, lost Finitevus, lost Scourge, lost the Dark Legion.
                Say it with me now, and nothing of importance was lost.

              • 8 months ago
                AccelΔX

                The END would wipe and vores its cloaca with the Archie characters.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Metal Sonic
                >job
                Was this intentional?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Probably. Metal used to job so much in Archie that Sega had to go up and tell them to knock it off.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why does Ian do this? He keeps taking characters with respectable power and competence in the games and turns them into too dumb to live jobbers

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                Probably. Metal used to job so much in Archie that Sega had to go up and tell them to knock it off.

                It wasn't just Ian. Shadow fricked up a bunch of Metal Sonics in various Penders/Bollers stories.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Fusing might be the only hope for the upcoming crisis

              • 8 months ago
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                Shadow didn't do anything there. They just got shut off.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                by his chaos control beating them.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                It wasn't just Ian. Shadow fricked up a bunch of Metal Sonics in various Penders/Bollers stories.

                When? Because Metallix is still jobbing.

                It was during that period prior to SU#50: Metal Sonic was portrayed more as a line of robots, which would inevitably get destroyed. You have
                >The OG/Shard
                >Two from the Penders returns era
                >Ian's run had 5 or so models built that would usually get destroyed; The two exceptions being the one that would eventually become Captain Metal and the one that destroyed Shard.
                Apparently, Sega eventually mandated that Metal Sonic had to be a single robot rather than a line of robots.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I miss Shard

              • 8 months ago
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                >Apparently, Sega eventually mandated that Metal Sonic had to be a single robot rather than a line of robots.
                Why tho? He doesn't speak or have a personality or anything in IDW, so it's not like he'll ever develop.

              • 8 months ago
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                Because that’s the canon of the games. Simple as, and it’s been that way since way back in Heroes when he came back.

              • 8 months ago
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                If I recall, its because for a while Archie made too many Metals and they all jobbed too easily. Sega told them to cut it out, limit it to one, and make him a threat again.

              • 8 months ago
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                >Sega told them to cut it out, limit it to one, and make him a threat again.
                Or at least the first two.

              • 8 months ago
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                But that was stupid. Archie had their trend of making Metal Sonics disposable, you didn't need to force them to do what the games did. And you definitely didn't need to make Metallix himself rebuildable while Shard wasn't.

              • 8 months ago
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                >, you didn't need to force them to do what the games did.
                The games are what SEGA envisions and is real Sonic, if you don't like that you don't like real Sonic. Only a comic with stolen IP Sonic characters pasted on top.

              • 8 months ago
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                >it's not the quality of the story that matters, but whether or not the corporation has stamped it
                consoomer alert

              • 8 months ago
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                But the quality of Archie Sonic was mostly bad.

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                Sega didn't enact their mandates because of quality. If they cared so much about their brand quality, they'd never have released Sonic 06 in the state it was in.

              • 8 months ago
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                If you don't like a brand you don't like the brand. Simple as, butthole
                You cannot claim to like X if X is just someone's headcanon of X and actively goes against X's actual identity. It's like saying you like playing Basketball when in reality you're watching someone play tennis and they are just calling it basket ball because they called the net a basket hitting a ball around.

              • 8 months ago
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                Sega's whole contempt with Archie was them not doing what the games did.

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                >Archie had their trend of making Metal Sonics disposable
                And it was a trend Sega themselves did not like.
                >And you definitely didn't need to make Metallix himself rebuildable while Shard wasn't.
                Shard's fate was up in the air after issue 50 according to the Bumblecast, though the reboot made it a moot point.

                Because Metal Sonic is boring. Dedede or Bowser have great personalities. Eggman too, nobody cares when they lose all the time because they are fun even when losing.
                Metal has nothing going for him other than his menacing design, and he’s not menacing when he eats shit in every appearance. He’s a generic mute that could be replaced with literally any other Eggman robot and not change the story at all. Orbot and Cubot bring more to a Sonic story than Metal does.

                Sonic Heroes suggested that Metal is envious of Sonic, to the point that it briefly turned into a full-blown identity crisis. Sega could've done more with that, but they didn't.

              • 8 months ago
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                I don't care how many excuses Potto makes. You do not kill off good characters so lame ones can take their place.

              • 8 months ago
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                ... are you the same guy who thinks he's making some salient point by calling Ian "Potto"?

              • 8 months ago
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                he's autistic, just ignore him

              • 8 months ago
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                Anon, have you seen this thread? If I'm to ignore any autist there's no one to reply to. Storytime threads used to at least have a guarantee of higher quality than average, now we don't even get that, clearly.

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                When? Because Metallix is still jobbing.

              • 8 months ago
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                >Metal Sonic is a mook
                It's true and I hate it

              • 8 months ago
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                >Second panel behind dusty clouds
                Vector and Honey cameo spotted. Also neat, a little rat critter.

              • 8 months ago
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                Wait why did she stop Sonic from having a cool fight scene with Metal Sonic just to get chased by him and have Fang save her? That's kind of lame.

              • 8 months ago
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                It's her comic so she gets to be the cool one.

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                And why couldn't we have seen Sonic losing?
                Oh right, because it's a crime to show Sonic losing.

                KILL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

              • 8 months ago
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                I hate references now. Thanks Potto, you've ruined all Sonic comics.

              • 8 months ago
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                >Potto
                Who?

              • 8 months ago
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                Ian Flynn used to go by Ian Potto on forums

              • 8 months ago
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                Who would be his ideal replacement, in your eyes?

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                I'm not that anon.

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                Why do we need to have these scenes doing nothing but filling out pages?

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                because Ian is talentless

              • 8 months ago
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                To build up tension.

              • 8 months ago
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                >tension
                Metal Sonic is a joke in IDW. A joke who's always only as strong and competent as the plot needs him to be.

              • 8 months ago
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                So Mecha Green Hill Zone again?

              • 8 months ago
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                >literally cut herself on the edge
                Pfffffffft!

              • 8 months ago
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                >he’s not a bad guy but he keeps doing bad stuff and won’t change it
                :/

              • 8 months ago
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                Bark's crush on Amy is kept. Cute detail.

              • 8 months ago
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                >point out Mighty
                Thanks for spoiling how it's obviously gonna be Bark.

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                F

              • 8 months ago
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                I can't believe, Miles 'Tails' Prower, is fricking dead...

              • 8 months ago
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                so now they call him the hunter and not the sniper

              • 8 months ago
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                yeah, he's fang the hunter in the upcoming game

                Nobody even knew Amy was big on fortune-telling until the comics started dredging up that very obscure piece of info about her, and now they milk it all the time.

                everyone that was an old fan knew, it was her only trait

              • 8 months ago
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                sniper was a coolest name but guess hunter fit his job better

              • 8 months ago
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                What's so wrong with "Sniper"?
                I wish everyone at Sega was murdered.

              • 8 months ago
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                I feel like this page bugs me. Lots and lots of dialogue, very samey pastel backgrounds and not a whole lot of variation in the posing or camera dynamics.it it feels like filler.

              • 8 months ago
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                >WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS
                Cancel Sonic already they have no writing left but reciting their profiles

            • 8 months ago
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              Why can't we have the Hooligans in Modern?

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                Sega is still iffy about Classic and Modern continuities being in the same universe or not.

              • 8 months ago
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                Because SEGA never ever wanted them. Heroes had their chance but Shadow mattered more

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            Get it? It's the thing she says in SA2!

      • 8 months ago
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        Metal Sonic hates Strawberry.

        • 8 months ago
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          That shouldn't be that funny.

          • 8 months ago
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            Reference to their twitter maybe?

      • 8 months ago
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        >I always knew Metal was Bad, but I never thought he would come this far.

      • 8 months ago
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        Remember when Metal Sonic was cool and not some boring all-purpose heavy?

        • 8 months ago
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          Metal Sonic has never been cool.

        • 8 months ago
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          Before, his purpose was getting wrecked by Sonic. So nothing is different.

          • 8 months ago
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            His job was to be a rival to Sonic in Robotnik's service who only showed up to fight on rare occasions. Usually when we needed a midboss Eggman would fight Sonic himself or have his robotic minions pick up the slack. Now it feels like the Badniks and Egg Pawns showing up is a rarer occasion than Metallix.

    • 8 months ago
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      Nobody even knew Amy was big on fortune-telling until the comics started dredging up that very obscure piece of info about her, and now they milk it all the time.

      • 8 months ago
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        The diehards knew. Amy's fortune telling is like Knuckles love of grapes or Tails' fear of lightning.

        • 8 months ago
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          The difference is that we don't see Knuckles eating grapes all the time or Tails being scared by lightning. And also that Knuckles and Tails have things to do beyond those two fun facts (guarding the master emerald and working on his plane respectively) while Amy has nothing

      • 8 months ago
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        Not really any different from Sonic's fear of water and other random shit they plastered on the wall papers. Hell makes more sense considering Sonic can bloody run on water.

      • 8 months ago
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        Eh, it's fine for these Classic stories. It's only when she still does it in the Modern shit when it starts getting annoying.

    • 8 months ago
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      Why does Sega want "tarot" censored?!

      First fricking line of the comic makes me want to kill myself. That's how much I hate IDW Sonic.

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    Gay.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    LESS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stop being a soiboy anon. Grow up.

    • 8 months ago
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      Don't listen to that guy

      Stop being a soiboy anon. Grow up.

      Shut the frick up

      • 8 months ago
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        Grow up and stop soiing out over babyshit furry cereal mascots, manbaby. Imagine yelling something like this in public and not bring utterly embarrased of yourself, no wonder you morons all turn out like Chris chan.

        • 8 months ago
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          None of us write awful webcomics or eat our own shit.

          Also most of the shit Chris-chan did was egged on by his stalkers. It's like when praying mantises bite off the heads of their mates only when being observed by others.

          • 8 months ago
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            >None of us write awful webcomics or eat our own shit
            Everyone in the Sonic tumblr general here on Cinemaphile does, so yes you do

          • 8 months ago
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            >or eat our own shit.
            >Worships ShatAM

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ever since getting rid of her chasing sonic, they really been hanging on for dear life on her hobby since she got no other notable traits, huh? What a fricking joke.

    • 8 months ago
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      I don't get why they can't just keep Classic Amy as Sonic crazy and just imply she got over it with time. Making the change retroactive feels fake.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because SEGA is moronic.

      • 8 months ago
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        She hoes crazy after SA1 homosexual, she literally says in the Jap script she'll double down to force him to like him, before that she just still idolizes him. The psycho arc is the retroactive response to Amy's personality, after being rejected by Sonic in the future.

        • 8 months ago
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          >she literally says in the Jap script she'll double down to force him to like him
          No she doesn’t lying moron. Making shit up now for a narrative. Post screenshot or gtfo amymoron

        • 8 months ago
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          She literally latches on to Sonic and won't let go unless he uses force in CD.

      • 8 months ago
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        She was never really Sonic crazy outside of battle. That perception of her is due to Sonic X flanderizing the frick out of her.

        • 8 months ago
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          >She was never really Sonic crazy outside of battle
          She was Sonic-crazy from the very beginning.

          • 8 months ago
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            That's not crazy you psychopath, if you think a girl flirting with you is crazy then no wonder you're a fricking virgin incel.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Amy was always crazy for Sonic in the sense that means "very enthusiastic." Like most girls who are boy crazy.
              Your reply to genuinely crazy in the other sense of the word. As in deranged, wild, and aggressive.

            • 8 months ago
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              Amy was always crazy for Sonic in the sense that means "very enthusiastic." Like most girls who are boy crazy.
              Your reply to genuinely crazy in the other sense of the word. As in deranged, wild, and aggressive.

              She tries to beat him into submission in several games and stalked him across countries. She's crazy.

              • 8 months ago
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                In Battle and X you triple Black person. Not classic era Amy.

              • 8 months ago
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                Classic Amy stalked him on his vacation in Sonic R.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Classic Amy stalked him on his vacation in Sonic R.
                >Source, my ass.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Source, the story of the game. Sonic and Tails go across seas for vacation and what does Amy do but continue to stalk him all the way there.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Source, the story of the game.
                >Story,
                >Spin off
                I guess 8 chaos emeralds is actually the real canon thanks to The Fighters.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                One of those emeralds was a replica emerald made by the cloning ray, when you get cloned and have to fight your doppleganger

              • 8 months ago
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                I mean if we're moving the goalposts then yeah. Amy's literal only canon appearance prior to adventure was CD. But I find it odd to think "she was a damsel once so she must be a damsel forever." For the same reason its dumb to think "knuckles was tricked once. So he should be tricked in every game from now on."

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >this, the Tails comic and the other anniversary comic they did that had Mighty and Ray shows we could've had way better Sonic stuff than whatever the frick actual IDW Sonic is
    pain

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why'd they make Amy a girlboss?
    Remember when Amy was captured for most of Sonic CD? Sega sure don't.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Amy having the bossy attitude she's had since Adventure makes her a girlboss all of a sudden
      you're either a zoomer or a fake fan

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Her being bossy in SA1 was her acting like a spoiled brat and trying to force Sonic to go on a date with her. That's not girlboss and you know it.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Both, probably.

        The diehards knew. Amy's fortune telling is like Knuckles love of grapes or Tails' fear of lightning.

        I don’t get the recent nontraversy bout them showing her using her tarot. Girls into that shit literally do it all the time, and it was an aspect they always wanted to use but were literally censored from doing so cause 90s America would have lost their shit over “witchcraft” in kids games.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I don’t get the recent nontraversy bout them showing her using her tarot
          It's probably just people looking for some reason to justify a preexisting hatred of the character.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Amy broke into a federal supermax prison island to free Sonic in SA2.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I like how everyone conveniently forgets Tails helped free Sonic and did 99% of the work.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          She was on Prison Island somehow before Tails picked her up. Girl was on a mission.

          bean and bark are in nack's gang?

          It’s a holdover from the Archie comics that they featured briefly in the 30th Anniversary special comics. They work well as a trio, and it’s nice to see Sega probably agrees.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Meant to reply to

            bean and bark are in nack's gang?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's not really a girl boss in this. She's just capable, she's still not beating Metal in a fair fight

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      What? You mean in sonic adventure 1 where Amy's entire story is about overcoming her fear and fighting her own battles? Shes been a damsel as many times as sonic has at this point.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >make Amy a girlboss?
      After CD she always had shades of that mixed with being Sonic crazy.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I said LETTTT'SSSSSSS FRICKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody has enthusiasm for this comics. Only fatalistic dread.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do they keep pushing Amy to have a thing with birds as of late? It was just for adventure but now she needs a bird friend everytime? What the frick

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      That is Ian's fault.

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Boco on Death Watch Zone.

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do people keep shitposting that Amy was useless thanks to CD? Literally every appearance since she's had weapons from Hammers to a fricking buzzsaw that was going to be in R but scrapped for being "too violent".

    She's not a fricking damsel, that only happened once just to have a reason for Sonic to stop Metal and Eggman.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      She was given the toy hammer in Fighters specifically because she was a damsel and they didn’t wanna depict her punching because that would be too tough.
      Same reason she needed a car in R. She’s too feminine to actually compete

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Stop being sexist homosexual.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          blame sonic team for being sexist. they went well out of their way to not portray her as a physical equal to the male characters. she could have just been a sonic reskin

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >blame sonic team for being sexist.
            No, blame Yuji Naka. Every game post his involvement at SEGA has been pro Amy and pro Sonamy. Since Secret Rings to today. In the 90s Oshima wanted Sonic and Amy to get together when they get older, Naka was against it.

            If you wanna have a reason for either hating or loving Sonic X era game, Naka is why, not SEGA.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It doesn't matter if it happened once Ian and fans will dig it up and make a whole moronic thing of it

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        no actually i definitely actually knew and cared about Notice the Character and i clap every time because i remembered and noticed them

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was a cute toy hammer that made a silly noise and couldn't even do lasting damage to that green eggman robot that was depicted as a broken bumbling idiot in SA1.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It was a cute toy hammer that made a silly noise
        Same in X and it destroyed gigaton mechs and airships
        Kindly cope Sonic is not realistic in the slightest, stop taking it seriously. It's suppose to be fun.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Who said anything about Sonic X??

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >The most canon show by Sonic Team
            >Uses said "toy hammer" to destroy literal tonnes of heavy metal with ease
            >B-B-B-But it DOESN'T COUNT >:~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*(
            Dilate.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              the only times Amy ever "destroys" anything in X is when she's having a girly tantrum for comedic effect.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Comedy = non sequitur
                Just dilate, trannie. Your anime reaction images isn't going to make your headcanon any realer.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Comedy = non sequitur
                Correct, yes. Amy was never meant to be a serious opponent. She's comedic relief girly b***h on her period just like Chichi.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Amy was never meant to be a serious opponent.
                And she isn't here. Just competent, she's not helpless or defenseless or incapable. She's always contributed in every since game post CD.

                She's not being written like she's Shadow or Silver.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Amy's not competent either. She is meant to be the damsel.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Go back to Mario homosexual.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Mario isn't full of gays and gays like the Sonic fanbase is
                Everyone on the Sonic Cinemaphile thread is literally a homosexual, like they're gay and trans and etcetera, literal homosexuals

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Mario isn't full of gays and gays like the Sonic fanbase is
                Keep coping Mariotehplumber.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Mario isn't full of gays and gays like the Sonic fanbase is
                Aren't Mario 64 and World like THE speedrunning games? Shit attracts gays and troons like flies

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Mario isn't full of gays and gays like the Sonic fanbase is
                Anon i know that you dont want to check devian art or twitter but you cant be this fricking stupid for frick sake mario has more gay and bara shit than sonic.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >mario has more gay and bara shit than sonic
                Frick no lmao Mario has some as all fandoms do
                but Sonic dwarfs it it's absolutely incomparable how pozzed sonic shit is

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                But Mario won the console wars. Sonic didn't.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because Mario has SOVL and Sonic has always been artificial soulless disgusting corruptive slop especially archie
                Evil cannot create only corrupt, Sonic just corrupts everything good that came before it, it never creates anything original or good.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Because Mario has SOVL and Sonic has always been artificial soulless disgusting corruptive slop especially archie
                Dude I'm a Mariogay and I know Nintendo went full protective over Mario begining in the early 2010s, it's only now Nintendo got over their moronation and give us cool stuff like the Mario RPG remake and Thousand Year Door remake. Sega continues to be moronic and waters Sonic down to boring slop.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                The new super mario wave resulted in some of the most soulless, sterile game to come out of a big franchise i have ever seen. Even the rpgs were affected

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                History is written by the winners.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Knuckles was meant to stay on his island, Shadow was meant to die, and Sonic was meant to sell Sega consoles. Get over it

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >couldn't even do lasting damage to that green eggman robot that was depicted as a broken bumbling idiot in SA1.
        And it still worked on every other robot she hit with it.

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Serious question here. According to some sourceless statements I've seen online, Robotnik was referred to as Eggman in the Japanese dub of Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog but I can't find a clip to prove it.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      bruh

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      why wouldn't he be referred to as that in the japanese dub? That was his name in that region.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, it would make sense but I still need a dub clip to confirm it.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Delete that shit on the right, or just color the hair yellow. Why draw Maria and not just call her Maria?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't even think there was a Japanese dub, Korean dub sure, I've seen the intro to that. Also lucky eggy there.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        So he's named Eggman in Korea too?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sonic boutta get EGGED

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, I mean there *was* a Korean dub, I don't know if they called him Eggman in that, I'd guess he was though?

          Anyway, I look forward to IDW's 30th anniversary Katella special

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Where she belongs 🙂

    I forget how cute they make Bean look in these.

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    R8 it

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      8/10. it was pretty cute and i liked the art.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      cute and enjoyable/10

      Why are there so many schizos here? It's fine

      Sonic comic threads always attracts the worst breed of Sonic autists, publishergays

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        and that says alot because the average sonic autist can be unbearable with the constant flame wars

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          They're a lot like eragays, except where as classic and modern games actually have some major tone and style differences, comic publishergays try to act like their comics aren't just essentially the same shit under a different publisher

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Isn’t it all literally the same people from the Post Reboot Archie stuff that got culled? I don’t get the publisher console warring, it makes even less sense than most Sonic tribalism.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yup. Same people but less material to work with and more restrictions than ever.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            You just don't get it, Anon. MY comic is completely diff-ACK!

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'm so mad this guy didnt draw more issues like this style for it.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                He was good at drawing characters but not so good at drawing layouts/backgrounds so I can see why he didn't stick out for long

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shit.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Piss and Dogshit/10 just like all embarassing sonicslop

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Better than the mainline. Short and simple continues to prove better than the lesbo OC hour.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Like moldy maggoty cheesy crunchy faeces blended into a smoothie and poured down your windpipe
      So still better than Archieshit

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can't enjoy Sonic comics with the current status quo constantly triggering me.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      6/10. I wanted to like it but it's just so toothless. The action is blah, Amy is really watered down to "cute girl who likes tarot cards". The dialogue is just sorta obnoxious and straightforward and very few of the gags land. This could've easily been a picture book for children.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      0/10
      fricking awful

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      5/10. Good art, weak action, Amy doesn't feel like a leader.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Prime example of SonicSLOP.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      better than the main comics, but i was really disappointed. i was hoping it would focus on metal and amy more equally, the dialogue was pretty bad and there was far too much of it as well.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      3/10 for a sonic comic. 1/10 if compared to a regular non-sonic comic.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      9/10 cute story and I liked seeing Bark being a softie. Would've liked to see more from Metal but his portrayal was fine.

      Why are there so many schizos here? It's fine

      Unfortunately it's to be expected from Sonic comicgays, move along and don't stare too much.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unremarkable kiddie story but has some cute moments. Better than the crying dykes, that's for sure.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like Amy here way more when she’s a normal girl who happens to have a hammer instead of some freakish super strong woman. She’s more relatable.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Agreed.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lacked Honey

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Art: Pleasing palette, generally natural flow of the action, on-model. 9/10
      Dialogue: Nothing overly wordy, nothing out of character. 8/10
      Structure: I understood the need to have Metal realizing what's happening, but that could have been done on one page showing him at various locations where others have been freed. The story was straight-forward and simple, but I wouldn't call it offensive. 6/10.
      Silent details: Way too much effort was put into describing the tarot cards' meanings just so it could end with Amy getting tons of compliments. However, there were plenty of unspoken examples that highlighted characters' personalities (which is again hurt by explaining those personalities to the Flicky). 2/10
      Action: Didn't see Metal beat Sonic. 0/10.
      Average rating: 5/10.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Horseshit
      Monkeyshit
      Donkeyshit
      Bullshit
      Gayshit
      /10

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well, that was shit.

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]

    [...]

    [...]

    [...]

    Alright, we get it. You're a mindless consoomer homosexual who buys Apple's shit phones

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      t. mindless consoomer sonichomosexual who buys sonic's sloppy babyshit

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are there so many schizos here? It's fine

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Very cute comic. Thank you for storytiming, OP, it’s much appreciated.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're welcome.

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    This was somehow more mid and forgettable than the tails and literal whos special.

    At this point, I'm tired of classic shit. The novelty has worn off for years since 2011 and these comics do not help.
    Can't wait for the Knuckles special, chaotix special, those bird homosexuals special, and the super kewl mighty and ray special!
    sigh...
    These classic nostalgia shit needs to end.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stay coping Unleashedgay.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't even like unleashed.

        >This was somehow more mid and forgettable than the tails and literal whos special.

        Quit being so sour. The specials are entertaining and there's a lot of charm put into them. The one thing I would agree on is that they should start making some new things in the classic universe.

        The only thing i'll them is the art, but the novelty is seriously so fricking old at this point. Frick generations, man.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >This was somehow more mid and forgettable than the tails and literal whos special.

      Quit being so sour. The specials are entertaining and there's a lot of charm put into them. The one thing I would agree on is that they should start making some new things in the classic universe.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh yeah frickin loved "Tails cowers and begs the Flickies to beat his bad guys for him" - the special
        Mid and forgettable just like this one was

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >should start making some new things in the classic universe.
        Almost every zone they show off never existed in the games and I'm pissed it's not in Superstars. They look perfect but SEGA could never translate that into 3D with their hack talentless artists.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah the autumn zone was kino.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's just Mushroom Hill without the mushrooms, besides Sonic already has plenty of forest levels. But yes, exactly what we need a forest level but orange.

            ITT: Classicbabs proving once again how brain damaged and stupid they are
            Sonic should remain 100% modern, Classic nostlagia ruined the series

            Shut the frick up, b***h.
            IDW Sonic is cringe filled with crying lesbians. I want to watch Sonic beat up bad guys, not some writer with green hair and pronouns to go full Steven Universe.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >IDW Sonic is cringe filled with crying lesbians
              Sounds like archieshit

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Makes sense, considering IDW is just Archie 2.0. Same writers and artists

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      How many classic characters are there? There's the roster of Fighters, Mighty, Ray, the Chaotix and Team Metal. Anyone else?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Depends on if you count new characters introduced in newer games like the Hard Boiled Heavies or Trip in the upcoming Superstars, but there’s the villains in Tails’ Skypatrol and Tails’ Adventure, arguably and arguably Honey the Cat. Anyone introduced in Adventure onward obviously are not counted, but nothing is stopping Sega from just making some “classic style” renditions of newer characters to stick in a game later down the line

        Oh, also Tails Doll and Mecha Knuckles from Sonic R. They exist.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Honey
          >Tails Doll and Mecha Knuckles
          I counted them in Team Metal and the Fighters roster

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            My bad. I think you got everyone noteworthy enough to be considered a Classic character, then.

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate /sthg/ Black folk

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    autism is directly correlated with transexualism. The part of autistic brains that didn't develop right is close to the part of the brain that's damaged in trans, which affects Sonicgays a lot because of their predisposition for being autistic and generally extremely unintelligent

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >insert amy about to get hogg'd.jpeg

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >They have literally the highest amount of troons of any fanbase
    I think Pokémon and Nintendo in general has them beat, especially for Animal Crossing and speedrun games like Mario 64 or Smash Bros

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      No way man Sonic has way higher amounts it's moronic

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Troons practically dominate the Nintendo shit during GDQ

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Literally every single individual on the Sonic general here on Cinemaphile is a man either trooning out or trying to be gay to fit in with eachother

  23. 8 months ago
    Boco

    Well, I get to save six bucks.

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    oh boy more gay sonicshit like usual
    bring it back to the lesbians at least they were creative

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The lesbians are boring inconsistently written crybabies

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Classic characters are boring inconsistently written crybabies.

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    ITT: Classicbabs proving once again how brain damaged and stupid they are
    Sonic should remain 100% modern, Classic nostlagia ruined the series

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, man the current Modern run is so much better! The only issue is that every fifth or so issue stars these crappy characters like Sonic or Tails instead of who we all really want to see! More Tangle and Whisper!

      At least every 10th issue those dumbos just sit around going "Where's Tangle and Whisper?" for the issue.

      You seem to be getting Lanolin and Tangle mixed up. Lanolin doesn't cry (yet)

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man. This guy is really trying his hardest to troll this particular thread today.

  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    ARCHIEBABS?????

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's the matter, anon?

  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    the virgin sonicslop
    The Chad TamersKino

  29. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sonic needs to be a lot cooler and edgier than this. I guess this one is an Amy comic, but Amy is a lame and girly character.

  30. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are Classic Sonic comics all so...artificial? Soulless? Forced? Tryhard? Soi?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because they're Sonic comics.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're artificial because it's Ian trying to reproduce classic cartoons and they're soi because it's IDW

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Soul

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Reminder that lanolin did nothing wrong in dealing with this wolf b***h.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >someone who has spent entire life running from shapeshifter says someone is the shapeshifter, wants to ask them questions to make sure
          >fistfight them while screaming like a b***h how she's not allowed to ask anyone questions without begging you for your permission
          Kys Lanolin belongs on a doner spike

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          She's Duo/Mimic's woman now

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's member berry shit AND revisionist shit at the same time.
      I understand using Classic Sonic to indicate a certain expectation of gameplay, but continuing to try and keep him separated instead of him just being the same character from a 90's perspective just feels fake and makes me think of Forces trying to backpedal on the idea of him literally just being modern Sonic in his younger years.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hate nu-classic Sonic. He completely misses the point of the character. Sonic was designed to be cool, Generations fricked up by trying to make him cute and every next classic game doubled down on this shitty cuteness. Sonic isn’t Mario or Kirby, he was always meant to have an edge to him.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        According to a recent jap video, classic is supposed to be the cute and childish sonic now.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Sonic was designed to be cool,
        Coolness is just autism. People hate autistic people

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because they're aimed at literal childen. You know, the target audience for the series. This is like asking why an episode of Mickey Mouse Clubhouse doesn't have banter or epic stakes.

  31. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Amy's feet issue please.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Yellow collar on amy
      WRONG

  32. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    What does this have to do with "nobody is excited for Sonic comics anymore"?

  33. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love the seething. It's like Aiart threads but classic Sonic. Proof it's superior to luddite Modern shitnik comics.

  34. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does every single IDW Sonic comic have to keep reminding me of what we lost? Is it really so hard to write stories that don't highlight all our suffering, let alone draw attention to its endless slurry of mandates in THE FIRST FRICKING LINE?!?!?!

  35. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Classic Sonic also mandated to not lose ever?

  36. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Amy's tarot cards are supposed to come out is this special promoting them?

    • 8 months ago
      Boco

      Probably a coincidence.

  37. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    People are b***hing that Sonic keeps dodging bullets?

  38. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are Sonicgays, and especially Archie Sonicgays like this? They ruin every thread they try to force their shit in.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do gays like you always try to start wars for no reason.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bitterness, I guess? I know Archiegays especially are bitter since Post Genesis was doing good, but the writing was in the ceiling for a while, especially because it continued to keep the Freedom Fighters prevalent in a world where Sega was fine with them being in the dustbin. Sonic has a lot of stupid tribalism like this where they need to emphasize that their preferred take is the only one that should be allowed and is the most truthful to the character of a platformer mascot from the 90s. It’s all dumb.

      • 8 months ago
        AccelΔX

        They're bitter that Conan and G.I. Joe surpassed them in issues.
        Archie Sonic while fun at the time, its moments in the sun has passed.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Case in point:

      Why do gays like you always try to start wars for no reason.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not all Archie Sonicgays it's predominantly autistic seething Sallygays.
      Reminder she canonically lost her virginity to Geoffrey pumping her guts.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        His wife is dead

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's why he was fricking Sally on the reg bruh

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            That happened before his wife died

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        What a prostitute. Glad she’s dead. All the other Freedom Fighters could come back and I wouldn’t mind, but all this b***h did was start shipping wars after it became obvious no one other than Ben Hurst liked writing her. She needs to stay dead.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bitterness, I guess? I know Archiegays especially are bitter since Post Genesis was doing good, but the writing was in the ceiling for a while, especially because it continued to keep the Freedom Fighters prevalent in a world where Sega was fine with them being in the dustbin. Sonic has a lot of stupid tribalism like this where they need to emphasize that their preferred take is the only one that should be allowed and is the most truthful to the character of a platformer mascot from the 90s. It’s all dumb.

        >IDW Sonic is cringe filled with crying lesbians
        Sounds like archieshit

        Like moldy maggoty cheesy crunchy faeces blended into a smoothie and poured down your windpipe
        So still better than Archieshit

        I like how you (likely samegayging schizo) just came up Archie and the fans out of nowhere. Tells a lot about you.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          This is a Archie board, we all know.

          • 8 months ago
            Boco

            We do?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      What do you mean? The IDW Sonic comics just are not good.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not surprising given how divided the Sonic fandom is. Though it's likely because some are bitter and like to start shit up, others just don't like it much.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The people shitting up the thread seem to hate Archie and Sonic in general though

  39. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    shut the frick up, boco

  40. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't believe that the mandate states that Sonic can't die.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do you want this? Literally all Shonen protags don't die and the only ones that do have a undo button every arc.

      You don't like Sonic.

  41. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post Crackships

  42. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wow, anon isn't even being subtle with his ploy to stir shit and bring up things out of nowhere. Lmao.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's wild man. The comic was alright.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        go back to the sonic general if you want a safe space. The comic was shit and people are saying what they really think.
        Your comic is ooc tumblrshit, too. Go back.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sadly it's something we're just gonna have to deal with for a while.

  43. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Feed me more seethe.

  44. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pick one

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      No. All three.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can't have all three, you filthy greedoid!!!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eggmy

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous
  45. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >canonically fricked Sally and came inside of her
    Based

  46. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    OH NO WHAT WILL WE DO WITHOUT SUPER IMPORTANT AND WORLDFAMOUS SONIC CHARACTER homosexual THE FROG

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Even the ugly versions of Antoine seem so rapeable

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Same. I'm a guy btw I'm attracted to shitty designs that don't belong in the series they're made.

  47. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Archie Sonic this, IDW Sonic that.
    Yet Fleetway Sonic remains undefeated as the best Sonic comic.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Go back to Discord and leave all your seething and bragging there, paps.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is fact. No other comic has Tails doing a JFK on Eggman/Robotnik.

      OH NO WHAT WILL WE DO WITHOUT SUPER IMPORTANT AND WORLDFAMOUS SONIC CHARACTER homosexual THE FROG

      This dude was one of the better Freedom Fighters too, at least he had a function in being a comedic foil before he just kind of became boring sword guy #56

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Your diaper smells

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >sword guy #56
        Besides SatBK how many Sonic characters even have a sword?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          The Sword of Acorns was a thing that got tossed around a lot in those comics, so lots of characters got to be a sword guy for a bit, including Sonic. I know Elias had one or was depicted with one, but Elias was cool at least.
          The sword itself wasn’t the issue, it’s the fact he kinda just became flat support outside his relationship with Bunnie when they decided to make him “useful.” It was a good idea, but the execution just made him blend in the background for a lot of the comic.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're so right dude!!! I loved it when Sonic fought some vegetables! Truly, STC is so peak!!!

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're nitpicking, dude.
        Yeah, Fleetway had some pretty bad points too.
        I'd admit the 90s British references makes the comic age like fricking milk at times.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >You're nitpicking, dude.
          Like that's not also 90% of "criticism" on Archie Sonic, everyone spamming the same shitty beating the dead horse screencaps to death.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Until Robotnik was defeated and exiled, and then Fleetway was stuck spinning its wheels until its final arc based on Sonic Adventure.

  48. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  49. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Personally Archie Sonic not being canon makes me cry myself to sleep every night and cut myself until my parents have to burst in the room and stop me. I'm 40 years old.

  50. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm so glad archie sonic is barely known anymore. Even archie fanart is slowing down to a crawl and barely is being made. Kids today are spared of that shitheap.

  51. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    what kind of manbaby seriously likes embarassing furry pretentious cuckold shit like Archie Sonic?

  52. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Archietards ruin every thread they invade, this one is an example. They literally planned it out on their shitty "Sonic fancomic" general in revenge for people insulting archieshit. That is against the global rules and they should be banned for it.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not surprised in the slightest.

  53. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  54. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  55. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jungle Big's counterpart is named "Hangry Cat"

  56. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Without fail, fleetway gays come into a thread to puff their chests out at Archie and IDW. You guys have some weird complex.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      and here we have a typical 50-year old archiegay projecting because noone likes their cuckshit comics:

  57. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love how these three are based on old visual glitches, but still remixed into their own characters. Genuinely some of the best original comic characters.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Starline met his potential, shame about Surge and Kit no meeting theirs. Starline really was a compelling villain but those two aren't, if anything they're only an extension of Starline

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Starline met his potential
          What do you think Starline had Rouge do to him while she was dominated by his Hypno powers? I bet it was fricking filthy.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Starline's a flaming homosexual, now if I had Rouge under mind control on the other hand...

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              This, Starline hypnotizes women for utilitarian purposes, but hypnotized men for pleasure.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                He's definitely a bara daddygay. You could trust him with Rouge more than with Vector or Big.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Correct, he wants to be dominated by big men, but if they’re not Eggman, he still wants to retain a sliver of control. What a prostitute, that platypus is with good taste

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                please go back to your sonic general if you wanna be a homosexual

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                No 🙂 Not like anyone is storytiming anything here at the moment.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >sonic manbabies itt literally trying to boast about the fact they roleplay as gay homosexuals
                Well at least now noone has to take my word for it. Sonic Manbabies are that autistic just of their own accord. All Sonicgays are literal gays btw.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Starline lives for Eggdick

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know how you can say they're the best when at every turn they've fumbled them and made them complete jokes.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          They've succeeded. You're just misinforming yourself.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I want Scourge and Finitevus back.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Satam continuity had to stop. The target audience was in their 40's.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Misinforming myself how? They genuinely hyped up surge while constantly making her fail and a joke. You can't really take her seriously after that.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >They made her hype and failed
              You're not making any sense. Is the character hype or not?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                They hyped her up in marketing to be this new big bad. All while humiliating her at every turn. So its a very shit attempt at hype.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Looks like someone needs to do the sally test.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ian did the exact thing with Thrash. Too bad he can't be used. Would be the perfect power-type/Knuckles hater to complete Surge and Kit's team.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          why didn't he appear after the reboot

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ian said he could've been but didn't want to dig up Thrash's baggage

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              What baggage? There would be none in this entirely new universe. Yeah, fans would talk about the old universe, but it wouldn't matter to telling IDW's story.

              Ian did the exact thing with Thrash. Too bad he can't be used. Would be the perfect power-type/Knuckles hater to complete Surge and Kit's team.

              Also, never thought of it that way, wouldn't have minded either.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Man, Dulcy's design is different every time she's drawn.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I thought you were talking about the Post-Genesis reboot. Thrash can't be used on IDW for weird legal reasons just like how Evan can't use Gold.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh, I'm nta that asked the original question, I was just curious too. However, that legal stuff tends to come up a lot. For all Archie I can understand. But post Ken lawsuit an Reboot shouldn't have been a problem to pull from if you ask me. Here's to one day getting a full answer.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                This franchise is plagued with legal issues. Tiara Boobowski can't be used for undisclosed legal reasons too.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think it comes down to publisher copyrights as well. All the legacy characters that aren’t SoJ owned like the SatAM cast, the reimagined AOSTH characters post-genesis and original ones were probably registered primarily via Archie comics, and even if it’s the same team working on IDW, I don’t think their former employers will be too eager to relinquish more control, and SoJ doesn’t care either way to put in the resources to scoop those characters back up.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >What baggage?
                I think Ian didn't want to bring in the echidna hate/Tasmanian Devil plotline to avoid comparisons to all the echidna lore in the old continuity. Though even in game continuity Thrash is completely right and both tribes of echidnas turned out to be evil shit stains.

          • 8 months ago
            AccelΔX

            Taint of Penders

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        But they're not original characters.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Literally just exist to make their respective rivals look better.
        No thanks.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're Naked

  58. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sonic X was based and redpilled.
    Archieshit is cringe and bluepilled.

    • 8 months ago
      Boco

      Please, X was crap.

  59. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would you?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Draw Maria with big breasts
      >Don't call it Maria because then you'd be canceled for being a pedo
      Frick twitter. That's why Rafa is based.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      What would Female Eggman's IQ be? 150? 200?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          i dont get it explain it

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Eggman is stated to have an IQ of 300, by speculating that a female version of him would have an IQ above average but still lower than 300, it is implied that females are inherently less intelligent.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              But the bell curve suggests women have more average intelligence, not that they're less intelligent. There are way more genius men than genius women, but also way more moronic men than moronic women.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                All I know is that white women are moronic and responsible for ruining everything

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Hm, no, white women are the third-smarted female race after israelites and Asians. But israeli women are partly responsible for ruining everything.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Kathleen Kennedy
                >Every woman at IDW right now
                Nah man white women are shit.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                You mean liberal women. That I could agree with.

  60. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm just gonna spend the next half hour listening to the "/b/ Has Changed" theme to suit my mood:

  61. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  62. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tangle sure as hell isn't going to heaven.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          If she accepts Jesus then yes she is.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            homosexuals don't go to heaven.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Neither will sexists and racists
              That's why you're suppose to not be a christcuck and just accept death is a black void of frozen time.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          she converted and left behind her old lifestyle

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Nope. Going to hell. Gonna get poked by devil wolfgirls with big breasts and pitchforks; for eternity.
          >Do not weep for me Argentinaaaaa~

  63. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  64. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I only just hate that "Your Sonic" has to be "THE Sonic"

    If you fricked off and grew up no one would care and have to retroactively hate your Sonic.

  65. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  66. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sonic comics peaked with Sonic Universe.
    Far superior than IDW, STC and even mainline Archie
    >B-b-but Sally!... Diapers!
    Barely even in it.
    Game cast adventures, baby! It's what I want out of a Sonic comic

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't SOJ also give a lot of oversight for Universe as well?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes. Since it was a new comic created after the contract, apparently SoJ had oversight over that whole SoA handled the mainline. I've also been told that communication between Archie/SoA and SoJ was abysmal at the time so that likely played into how they were ale to do certain things. That and the nature of the contract.

  67. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  68. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  69. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Metal Sonic still has the hardest design

  70. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gay

  71. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why haven't we rounded up and killed the entire female race?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because I don't want to frick men, trannie.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Then strip women of their rights and make them all sex slaves. Why even give them rights in the first place when they can't do anything as well as a white man?

  72. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm tired of pretending that metal sonic is anything but a overrated loser.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Boo to you. He’s one of many best boys and a good big brother to Sage, Orbot and Cubot.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sage, the whole sibling/son angle they're doing recently is pure shit.

        • 8 months ago
          Boco

          Sage is cute though. She can be the eternally frustrated daughter who Eggman never listens to.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah you would say that, you fricking pedo.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I’m looking forward to big brother Metal Sonic, and you can’t stop me.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was cold in the OVA

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Metal Sonic basically runs into the problem where the narrative treats him as threatening, but also he has to lose every time.
      And since Sonic can't lose, and Metal is usually portrayed as a secondary antagonist, he ends up being a jobber. Even Eggman has had instances in SA2 and the Archie book where he was the protagonist and allowed to win, whereas the closest Metal gets to that is Sonic Rivals 2 where he teams up with Shadow.

      >Apparently, Sega eventually mandated that Metal Sonic had to be a single robot rather than a line of robots.
      Why tho? He doesn't speak or have a personality or anything in IDW, so it's not like he'll ever develop.

      Probably to line up with the games. They did allude to his inferiority complex back in that Annual some time back and he did have the devotion to Eggman back in the first arc, but he's been pretty underutilized here.

      I miss Shard

      I do too anon.

  73. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Amy the Chichi or Bulma of Sonic?

  74. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >stop making metal sonic a jobber!
    >makes him job all the time in the games
    lol. metal deserves no respect.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t get this particular strain of autism people have over antagonists losing, as if that’s being a jobber. This is media for kids primarily, of course the baddies are gonna look menacing and cool, but inevitably lose. Always have been, always will. I don’t ever see anyone get this upset and call Bowser or Dedede or Ridley so on jobbers even though they have about the same win to loss ratio, but still appreciate their designs/presentation regardless.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because Metal Sonic is boring. Dedede or Bowser have great personalities. Eggman too, nobody cares when they lose all the time because they are fun even when losing.
        Metal has nothing going for him other than his menacing design, and he’s not menacing when he eats shit in every appearance. He’s a generic mute that could be replaced with literally any other Eggman robot and not change the story at all. Orbot and Cubot bring more to a Sonic story than Metal does.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Perhaps the addition of Sage might give Metal something to do other than being a mute punching bag that looks cool.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            We have a precedent.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I doubt it. If Shadow isn't even allowed to have friends they're not gonna give Metal any emotional depth.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think it's part of the DBZ fan logic where characters who lose should cease existing so new ones can take their place?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Has to be. The other reply I got was b***hing about how Metal Sonic is boring for… being a baddie robot. As if that’s not the inherent appeal, it’s just a cool design and sometimes they do cute little stories with him. I don’t need Sonic to be a measuring stick for how strong he is, and recurring villains allow for opportunity to develop them a little more like Metal’s gotten recently.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            But it feels like Metallix is the only minion in Robotnik's army.
            Though that's probably because he is. That's what shitty worldbuilding gets you. Give me back the Dark Legion.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Metallix
              Britbong detected
              >Dark Legion
              Go wait for Lara-Su Chronicles and begone.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not a Britbong. I just think Metallix is easier to type than Metal Sonic. Plus it's a name that refers to that specific character rather than any of the other Sonic robots that got a "Metal Sonic" moniker, which includes Shard.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >uses Britbong slang while not being one
                Cringe

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Until Sage, there weren't that many recurring enforcers on Eggman's side. Cubot and Orbot are there I guess but they're more assistants.
              Metal himself hasn't been used properly in a mainline game since Heroes. Classic Metal was time displaced and Metal in Forces was an illusion (which IDW explained as Metal being reworked into Neo Metal).

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why isn't Robotnik taking people on himself as often these days? He's supposed to be his own heavy with the Egg-O-Matic.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think Sonic 06 started the trend of Eggman using general robots and only piloting one specifically for the final boss. It's not a hard rule (Unleashed had one boss fight prior, Unwiished had him piloting the other Day bosses while it's two robots in the HD versions, He fights Classic Sonic in Forces), but it's either for variety's sake or to give him being a final boss more weight (despite the classic games already accomplishing that).

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sega can't stop going backwards.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ian writes him as a really hands-off villain ever since the Archie reboot. It was supposed to allow the Eggbosses time to shine but it’s carried over to IDW because Ian treats this series as a continuation of Archie despite this type of storytelling not being a good fit for the setting.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                How many times do I need to say "FIRE POTTO" before the universe corrects itself?

  75. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    How is it the classic comics are always extremely solid? There hasn't been a single bad one. They look great, the characterization is actually fun, it's legit good shit.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because they're character-focused and have to stick to a beginnings to end narrative that wraps up by the end of the issue.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      they're all shit consoomer.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because it focuses on the game characters and are genuinely light hearted. No crying lesbians or annoying OCs, or any teen drama.

  76. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      He looks like he fricks lemurs

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        and converts them to Christianity

  77. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  78. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Metal's identity crisis shit from the ova and onward is cringe.

  79. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does /misc/ always talk and talk and talk about how they want to create a white male ethnostate, but never do anything to bring it about?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lol

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        In the time it took you to type that up, you could've grabbed an Uzi and started thinning the nonwhite population.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sorry I meant to say "lol this" but auto post was turned on
          Basically I was agreeing with yoy.

  80. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What comics or videogames or anime should I read/play/watch if Sonic is refusing to be good?

  81. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    My life is meaningless and there's nothing to keep me going. Someone please kill me so I can stop being miserable.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Try finding Jesus.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        What's religion supposed to get me?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          The truth, the way, and the life.

  82. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    That was cute and not as shit as the Archie comics I had the misfortune of reading in the past. Should I give IDW Sonic a chance, bros?

  83. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    @139669987
    Stop baiting for (You)s. Frick off and never come back to Cinemaphile again.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Answer the question.

  84. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick off.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm waiting. Tell me if IDW Sonic is any good.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's meandering pointless garbage that's only good for Metal Virus, Surge, some OCs and Scrapnik Island.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's lousy.
        >20-odd issues of a currently 60-issue comic wasted on the boring Zombot arc
        >11 issues wasted on Surge and Kit, who are unmenacing and pathetic
        >all other arcs rushed
        >worst Shadow, portrayed as a reckless moron and total jobber
        >camping arc is a waste of time
        >Tangle and israeliteel are dull and hog way too much panel-time
        >Whisper, Lanolin, and Belle are boring crybabies who hog way too much panel-time
        >Starline and Surge are unmenacing posers
        >all other non-Eggman villains (Clutch, Rough, Tumble, Mimic) are powerless Muggles who wouldn't last 5 seconds against Sonic
        >endless buildup (Imposter Syndrome, Zombot crap) to dull anti-climaxes (Surge gets bucketed, Super Sonic cures Zombots with Chaos powers)
        >has already added like ten OCs over the course of just sixty issues, thus crowding out the game cast even more
        It is easily one of the worst comics I've read in a while.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          *Tangle, Lanolin and israeliteel are dull, while Whisper and Belle are the crybabies, I mean.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          It does seem pretty bad. Well at least the art looks good, right?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          You seem to be getting Lanolin and Tangle mixed up. Lanolin doesn't cry (yet)

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