Yeah, well, all the hetero guys in your group passed this judgement on you years ago. >anon’s going to be vegetable >a fricking moron
No wonder it stung you to reply, truth hurts.
You fricking moron.
his episodes are:
-From Where to Eternity (Chrissy comes out of a coma, Paulie thinks he's being haunted)
-The Telltale Moozadell (AJ vandalizes the school pool, Tony fricks Gloria)
-Christopher (Columbus, Bobby's wife dies in a car accident)
-Everybody Hurts (Tony finds out Gloria committed suicide and tries to be nice to everyone, Artie gets ripped off by the French dude)
I still can't believe Patsy forgave Tony for killing his twin
Especially since Tony's motivation was that Philly was telling people about the psychiatrist, and then we find out a few episodes later that everyone knew or suspected and didn't give a shit
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One of the biggest theories regarding the ending is that he didn't.
He and Paulie worked with New York to have Tony killed.
3 months ago
Anonymous
but how'd they find out where he would be? 2 series watches and it's still enexplained
3 months ago
Anonymous
He wasn't just talking about the psychiatrist. He was talking about Tony's mom, how Tony tried to kill her and what a great boss Tony is. And more than that, it was more of a message. Tony had to react.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Why didn't Tony kill all the guys when they were playing telephone tag spreading lies that Adriana had Tony's wiener in her mouth after their car accident.
3 months ago
Anonymous
He was too busy covering up his penis reattachment surgery
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Anonymous
i do wonder how they imagined the whole thing, i mean this fricking guy phily parisi suddenly materializes as a junior loylee out of thin air just so you can have a mafia whacking in a season opener, then later in that same season you have his twin brother... who is in whose crew exactly? where was patsy all this time? under whom he served? how was gigi able to simply turn coats and even become the captain?
3 months ago
Anonymous
>who is in whose crew exactly? where was patsy all this time?
his episodes are:
-From Where to Eternity (Chrissy comes out of a coma, Paulie thinks he's being haunted)
-The Telltale Moozadell (AJ vandalizes the school pool, Tony fricks Gloria)
-Christopher (Columbus, Bobby's wife dies in a car accident)
-Everybody Hurts (Tony finds out Gloria committed suicide and tries to be nice to everyone, Artie gets ripped off by the French dude)
>fricken Spike Lee over here with the racial tension
Eugene had his button PLUS little Paulie insulted in in front of everybody (so there were witnesses to say Paulie acted out of order towards a made guy)
It's possible however that Paulie went to Tony and asked for Eugene to give some percentage of little Paulie's hospital bill
>you massacred our ancestors and now we're doomed to getting high all day >"oh damn bro that's sad... what would you be doing if I hadnt massacred your ancestors?" >getting high all day
I love how they all just silently stand around with each other and eat the entire box of chocolates that was left for Vito's comatose brother at the end of the scene
watching this live and seeing larry fricking david on there while already knowing that curb used sopranos dvds in their own show was so fricking kino. we had it good back then
He canonically ended up dead in the back yard of some suburban neighborhood and some little girl finds him. Think I read that in an interview with the show runner.
According to Chase he survived, there was a scene where Paulie and Chrissy happened to see him walking around town and they both unloaded two full mags into him
He stole the car.
Thought I read somewhere that they were supposed to come across him as a braindead janitor, or he got found dead by a bunch of girl scouts or something like that.
Either way, seems Chase's decision was he lived enough to get away, bujt after that it doesn't matter much.
I live in north jersey and have never been to any of the sopranos locations. I have seen the satin dolls on certain drives but thats about it. Anyone else ever been to Sopranos-con/mob-con or tried to see the sets?
season 5 is so nonsensical yet so cinematic. the timelines and relations are all over the place and retconned comic book style, lel. the whole johnny sack vs. little carmine saga, with garepe and lorraine asking JERSEY for advice, kek, just fricking stupid all around. characters appearing out of nowhere, carlo getting the spotlight etc. fricking nauseating. but at least like i said, it was very cinematic and every ep was like a mini-film.
worst moment: the whacking of joey peeps, felt like a shitty faux-scorsese season 1 throwback, very poorly made tbh
I agree with basically everything you said. Also Blundetto and his girlfriend or whatever randomly blowing up on him out of nowhere, even though she seemed completely devoted and in love the whole season? At least set up that she’s mentally ill or something
cool joke, but:
why would a jersey guys be responsible for making a headstone for whacked new york guy? why was half the funeral jersey guys, where are all the hundreds of new york soldiers and capos?
Yeah, it makes no sense. Tony was denying that Blundetto did it so buying the headstone makes them look guilty. But they had to get that joke in there somehow.
Maybe Peeps' family was living in Jersey and they wanted him buried there. New York had them organize the tombstone because it's a hassle going there through bridge and tunnel?
what a sniveling fricking slithering wienerroach snake. how and why did they tolerate his stupidity and ass-kissing all those years and decades? i can't imagine this stupid fricking wienersucking butthole being a net positive at all, no fricking way. i fricking loathe this b***h, frick him and frick his moronic mother
remember in season 2 when he supposedly served in ww2, and then in season 4 he was 72 years old? and hugh who allegedly was stationed in nova scottia and yet in season 5 celebrated 75 years?
as a standalone it was a terrific ep, essentially a very captivating mini-film, but in a broader sense it was just non-sensical, and symptomatic of season 5. you have this old israelite prostitute appearing out of nowhere and suddenly hesh and phil are old partners hiding money from tony, suddenly tony is brazen enough to car-chase a major new york enforcer in broad daylight and threaten him etc. but yes, it has many cool moments and the linkin park ending was epic
I think at that point Tony was already reconsidering having Chrissy taking over the family. Also earlier Chrissy was talking about a biopic that could incriminate them all. This time Tony thought he was just making a random mafia horror movie.
Tony went full moron in Season 5 and 6. Completely bipolar with every dialogue having 50/50 chance ending with outburst.
AJ also became a complete drooling moron in last seasons.
Frick off, Phil, you started it first with Lorraine and your Joey ate the lead for it. Killing Angelo was going too far and you became a fricking animal leotardo.
Lorraine was an associate of NY family and killed by Joey, an associate of NY family. It's an inside business. Then Angelo, a retired consigliere of NY family, hires Tony B, an associate of a fricking NJ family, to kill Joey.
Angelo got his comeuppance for interferring in family business as a retiree. And then Tony B, an associate in NJ family, fricks up even further by killing Billy, a made man in NY family, without any sanctions.
Tony B fricked up.
This is how insecure hetetosexual males used to bond.
Shut up, moron.
>insecure hetetosexual males
I never got the big deal.
I just pretend to get fricked up the ass all the time.
I bet everyone believes you.
>used to
Yeah, well, all the hetero guys in your group passed this judgement on you years ago.
>anon’s going to be vegetable
>a fricking moron
No wonder it stung you to reply, truth hurts.
You fricking moron.
>Vito
>Heterosexual
>AND THAT BETTER NOT BE THE SHAH OF IRAN UP THERE! A DISGRACE TO US ITALIANS!
Unnecessary episode
one of the ones Michael Imperioli wrote too.
his episodes are:
-From Where to Eternity (Chrissy comes out of a coma, Paulie thinks he's being haunted)
-The Telltale Moozadell (AJ vandalizes the school pool, Tony fricks Gloria)
-Christopher (Columbus, Bobby's wife dies in a car accident)
-Everybody Hurts (Tony finds out Gloria committed suicide and tries to be nice to everyone, Artie gets ripped off by the French dude)
We all know Gloria episodes were one of the best.
>scrapping breasts off the upholstery
I still can't believe Patsy forgave Tony for killing his twin
Especially since Tony's motivation was that Philly was telling people about the psychiatrist, and then we find out a few episodes later that everyone knew or suspected and didn't give a shit
One of the biggest theories regarding the ending is that he didn't.
He and Paulie worked with New York to have Tony killed.
but how'd they find out where he would be? 2 series watches and it's still enexplained
He wasn't just talking about the psychiatrist. He was talking about Tony's mom, how Tony tried to kill her and what a great boss Tony is. And more than that, it was more of a message. Tony had to react.
Why didn't Tony kill all the guys when they were playing telephone tag spreading lies that Adriana had Tony's wiener in her mouth after their car accident.
He was too busy covering up his penis reattachment surgery
i do wonder how they imagined the whole thing, i mean this fricking guy phily parisi suddenly materializes as a junior loylee out of thin air just so you can have a mafia whacking in a season opener, then later in that same season you have his twin brother... who is in whose crew exactly? where was patsy all this time? under whom he served? how was gigi able to simply turn coats and even become the captain?
>who is in whose crew exactly? where was patsy all this time?
he was in junior's crew you mental midget
Everybody hurts is kino. I love seeing artie get worked by jean phillipe
Chrissy was the worst part of the show. There. For frick's sake, I said it.
I remember when you used to wait in the car.
>fricken Spike Lee over here with the racial tension
I agree, everyone felt out of character just so Tony could be the voice of reason and spell out the lesson at the end.
>That better not be Columbus!
Sharp as a fricking cue ball, this one
How come Eugene was able to glass Little Paulie with no repercussions from Paulie?
eugene was a made guy
Eugene had his button PLUS little Paulie insulted in in front of everybody (so there were witnesses to say Paulie acted out of order towards a made guy)
It's possible however that Paulie went to Tony and asked for Eugene to give some percentage of little Paulie's hospital bill
Imagine being mafiaso, tough guys and getting your ass kick by a bunch of lefties onions
boy
>Imagine being mafiaso, tough guys and getting your ass kick by a bunch of lefties onions boy
>lefties are t-the le so-onions ones not m-me
lmao
>loser indians who got BTFO can't stop crying about how inferior they are
>Columbus changed the entire world
>you massacred our ancestors and now we're doomed to getting high all day
>"oh damn bro that's sad... what would you be doing if I hadnt massacred your ancestors?"
>getting high all day
WHO ELSE
HUH
Why would Gino, just a bakery regular, be hanging out with Paulie?
>Paulie
Uh I think you mean Clarence
side effect of the medication
I love how they all just silently stand around with each other and eat the entire box of chocolates that was left for Vito's comatose brother at the end of the scene
Are Whitman's good or did Paulie cheap out? Regardless it was a nice gesture on his part.
Whitman's are basic b***h.
can you recommend some actually premium chocolates? i used to think Lindt and Godiva were top teir but found out they're shit tier
I heard Willy Wonka makes a fine product.
t. oompa
Lake Champlain, Ghirardelli, Raaka
Toblerone #1.
replace the toblerone with a penis and joey with vito
guylian
i only get them on christmas
I want to know how Paulie obtained them. Paulie probably walked by a comatose patient's hospital room, saw the Whitman's, and stole the box.
you can get those at a drug store
>implying paulie pays for stuff
You're moronic. These guys don't want to get pinched stealing a fricking Whitman's Sampler from Walgreens.
I like to think Paulie stole it from one of his ma's friends.
A lot of hospitals have gift shops but they have boxes of chocolates at gas stations. It's not like he'd have to go to extreme lengths to get them.
cheap as frick
watching this live and seeing larry fricking david on there while already knowing that curb used sopranos dvds in their own show was so fricking kino. we had it good back then
The problem with Vita was that he was a catcher.
Imagine sucking a dick and having cum in your mouth.
Disgusting.
you would know sweetie
Take that piece of shit and get off my stoop
Why is this so funny no matter how often I think about it
how do you feel about pulp Cinemaphile?
Why didn't Carlo try sucking wiener to increase his earnings?
He was busy watching Twilight Zone episodes.
>Boyz II Men playing faintly in the background as you read this thread
>You pass test, then you, me, my daughter make big success journey!
I was so sad that this didn't work out for them. Tony was trying so hard
>HOOOKKKAYY!!!?
CAAAAAWELL
He looks like Tony faceapped into an Asian
Finished the series earlier this week. Top shows ever for sure. The Many Saints of Newark fricking blew ass. Except for Joey Coco of course.
It's even better the second time. I've seen it multiple times and I still find little details I've never noticed before.
The Many Saints of Newark was ragebait by David Chase directed at people who kept asking him to do more Sopranos. When he's retired he'll confess it
>ragebait by David Chase
I-it was a joke... I was here...
biggest KWAB of the series
whole scene was Lynchian
Any Bobbychads in here?
Beat the shit out of Tony 1v1, I don't think any other character can claim that feat
>youre not gunna believe this, he killed 16 czechosolvakians. guy was an interior decorator.
What happened to Vatali? Do you think he got away?
He canonically ended up dead in the back yard of some suburban neighborhood and some little girl finds him. Think I read that in an interview with the show runner.
>got shot or at least grazed in the head
>short sleeves
>middle of the frigid wilderness
He’s dead
?t=150
This movie could have been good
According to Chase he survived, there was a scene where Paulie and Chrissy happened to see him walking around town and they both unloaded two full mags into him
He stole the car.
Thought I read somewhere that they were supposed to come across him as a braindead janitor, or he got found dead by a bunch of girl scouts or something like that.
Either way, seems Chase's decision was he lived enough to get away, bujt after that it doesn't matter much.
>2024
>not realizing Vatali is the man who shot and killed Tony Soprano.
I live in north jersey and have never been to any of the sopranos locations. I have seen the satin dolls on certain drives but thats about it. Anyone else ever been to Sopranos-con/mob-con or tried to see the sets?
how
about
that
pricks
face
when
he
saw
the
gyatt
chrissy, he's fricked up
I could swim holding that brick. Me and my bros like to go swimming down the lakes and see who can bring the biggest rock up from the bottom.
That's why you slit your arteries or jump from up high. No time for second thoughts
>AJ, WHAT DA FRICK?
season 5 is so nonsensical yet so cinematic. the timelines and relations are all over the place and retconned comic book style, lel. the whole johnny sack vs. little carmine saga, with garepe and lorraine asking JERSEY for advice, kek, just fricking stupid all around. characters appearing out of nowhere, carlo getting the spotlight etc. fricking nauseating. but at least like i said, it was very cinematic and every ep was like a mini-film.
worst moment: the whacking of joey peeps, felt like a shitty faux-scorsese season 1 throwback, very poorly made tbh
I agree with basically everything you said. Also Blundetto and his girlfriend or whatever randomly blowing up on him out of nowhere, even though she seemed completely devoted and in love the whole season? At least set up that she’s mentally ill or something
>he thinks women who write to psychopaths in prison are stable
Thats how my parents met.
>he thinks women are stable
>whacking of joey peeps
The headstone joke made it worth it.
cool joke, but:
why would a jersey guys be responsible for making a headstone for whacked new york guy? why was half the funeral jersey guys, where are all the hundreds of new york soldiers and capos?
Yeah, it makes no sense. Tony was denying that Blundetto did it so buying the headstone makes them look guilty. But they had to get that joke in there somehow.
Maybe Peeps' family was living in Jersey and they wanted him buried there. New York had them organize the tombstone because it's a hassle going there through bridge and tunnel?
what a sniveling fricking slithering wienerroach snake. how and why did they tolerate his stupidity and ass-kissing all those years and decades? i can't imagine this stupid fricking wienersucking butthole being a net positive at all, no fricking way. i fricking loathe this b***h, frick him and frick his moronic mother
heh heh
that just means his performance was masterful for you to feel that strongly. and he's the real life wise guy
junior is literally me. i'm 35
>oldest member of the original cast
>was middle aged when he was in the Godfather Part II back in 1974
>still alive today
remember in season 2 when he supposedly served in ww2, and then in season 4 he was 72 years old? and hugh who allegedly was stationed in nova scottia and yet in season 5 celebrated 75 years?
>Supposedly has the largest crew of all of Tony's capos
>Never even see one of them
Why did they do Larry boy dirty?
How large is the largest? Tony was afraid of Phil having around 200 soldiers in New York.
the whole family tho, not a crew
Jean-Phillipe, qu’est-ce que? Laptop broken? You don’t answer my Facebook pokes?
God I remember morons from uni bragging about their poke streaks. Glad it's dead
when did you realize In Camelot was the best episode in the series?
as a standalone it was a terrific ep, essentially a very captivating mini-film, but in a broader sense it was just non-sensical, and symptomatic of season 5. you have this old israelite prostitute appearing out of nowhere and suddenly hesh and phil are old partners hiding money from tony, suddenly tony is brazen enough to car-chase a major new york enforcer in broad daylight and threaten him etc. but yes, it has many cool moments and the linkin park ending was epic
Why did he shot chrissy in the foot?
I think it's weird how people get whacked in this show but you never see any cops asking their relatives, friends about when they last saw them, etc.
it died on the vine
it wouldn't be fun if the show ended in half a season
police dont exist in the sopranoverse after melfi did 911
no one snitches on mafiosis
Under the boardwalk
Stupida fackin thread
I just don't get Andy Warhol, Tone
It's just cans of soup and cans of soup are meant for shooting.
CHRIS, YOU’RE IN THE MAFIA!
how come tone had such a bigger, nicer house than everyone in the crew? and before he became the boss too. jackie apriles house was shit
His dad ran all of north Jersey. Left him Satriale's and a cushy sanitation job. Also Carmela's dad was in construction and helped get them a deal.
was benny made?
What's the mob like these days? They must be getting run out of town by the cartels right?
Why was Tony suddenly ok with Chris making Cleaver despite choking him in an earlier episode for thinking about making a movie?
I think at that point Tony was already reconsidering having Chrissy taking over the family. Also earlier Chrissy was talking about a biopic that could incriminate them all. This time Tony thought he was just making a random mafia horror movie.
Tony went full moron in Season 5 and 6. Completely bipolar with every dialogue having 50/50 chance ending with outburst.
AJ also became a complete drooling moron in last seasons.
frick outta here
> I hope that Tony Blundetto gets a fair trial for the murder of my brother, Billy.
Frick off, Phil, you started it first with Lorraine and your Joey ate the lead for it. Killing Angelo was going too far and you became a fricking animal leotardo.
Lorraine was an associate of NY family and killed by Joey, an associate of NY family. It's an inside business. Then Angelo, a retired consigliere of NY family, hires Tony B, an associate of a fricking NJ family, to kill Joey.
Angelo got his comeuppance for interferring in family business as a retiree. And then Tony B, an associate in NJ family, fricks up even further by killing Billy, a made man in NY family, without any sanctions.
Tony B fricked up.
FORGET MY BROTHER BILLY
I look and talk like Tony when I'm ordering a sandwich from the Italian deli down the street.
picrel layers from yesterday's sandwich. mortadell, gabagool, provolone, cheddar, tomatoes, onions, spring mix, mayo, mustard, and olive oil.
Are you a fat frick anon?