Sopranos 25th anniversary

>1st Episode Date: January 10th,1999
25 frickin years and not a single thread

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    get your fricking shine box

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was on 90s internet but not Cinemaphile bbs or chatrooms. I wonder what they memed back in the day .

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >was on 90s internet
      why are you still here?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cinemaphile has a flavor of old internet. Did you think you could leave?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      There are some google comment sections from god knows where that had active community chat during the 1990s

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      the only people who had hbo back then were upper middle class people

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're dumb as a brick.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's been an interesting shift in attitude towards the age of internet users. If you outed yourself as a kid online back in the 90s and early 00s you'd be run out of your community like a leper. Now the internet is just a virtual playground and you're the weirdo for hanging around it in your 30s.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        People just hate you regardless of the times

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I found a thread from back in like 2002 that had some interesting speculation on certain characters, I’ll try to find it again.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Here it is:
        https://www.hometheaterforum.com/community/threads/sopranos-season-4-review-and-discussion-thread-shows-1-12.97503/

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >So what about my Allen Stewart shirt from that meeting? Ralph Cifaretto spilled my coffee and ruined it.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >stand up guys like that, they're a dying breed

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    good show, ayy

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did he really deserve what he got for punching Janice? I felt he should've been given a medal

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Did he really deserve what he got for punching Janice?

      Better question: how would Tony mange to convince Janice to killing Richie if he didn't get killed by Jaince (who literally wanted Tony dead at this point in the show)?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >how would Tony mange to convince Janice to killing Richie if he didn't get killed by Jaince (who literally wanted Tony dead at this point in the show)?
        what? I felt I had a stroke reading this

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tony would have got some black guys to kill Ritchie.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh yeah, those guys.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not a better question actually

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        it was always strange to me how open family was to killing each other in this show.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Janice probably could have kicked his ass instead of shooting him.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Would've been an unfair fight. He did beat the shit out of Rocco Dimeo and took his jaaaacket afterall

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I actually felt bad about the whole jacket debacle. It’s clearly shown that Ritchie gives the jacket as a cherished gift of respect, but Tony sees it as a soft flex. Such a big misunderstanding

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >soft flex
            Aside from the ebonics, wtf does that mean? How was that a "flex fr fr my homie ong doe"?

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              The term “flex” as I used it was around long before modern zoomer talk.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Sorry, meant to add that Tony took it as a flex due to the way Ritchie referred to the act of taking it. He was essentially gifting him a war trophy he took off “the toughest man’s in Essex County” with the implication that he beat him into hiding

              ?feature=shared
              >you bring the heads of conquered kings to my door
              Does it make sense now? It’s shown that wasn’t Ritchie’s intention, but Tony felt that vibe

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >but Tony felt that vibe
                No, he didn't. He didn't give a frick about Richie's old glories. The jacket meant nothing to Tony at that point, maybe 20 years ago it would have but Tony and rhe rest of the world had moved on and Richie hadn't. Richie was living in the past and couldn't reconcile that with the reality he found himself in when he got out of jail. The jacket was a genuine peace offering, but it might as well have been a pair of socks in Tony's mind.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Plus the jacket was ugly as frick, who would wear that

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, that's part of the world moving on, back in the day it would have been fashionable and expensive but not anymore

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >but Tony felt that vibe
            No, he didn't. He didn't give a frick about Richie's old glories. The jacket meant nothing to Tony at that point, maybe 20 years ago it would have but Tony and rhe rest of the world had moved on and Richie hadn't. Richie was living in the past and couldn't reconcile that with the reality he found himself in when he got out of jail. The jacket was a genuine peace offering, but it might as well have been a pair of socks in Tony's mind.

            The polish guy he gives the jacket to is my dad. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsw8wv44e7E

            They were going to give my dad a story arch for a few episodes, but the actress who played the maid had a health condition, and they were both replaced on the show with another maid and another boyfriend. I need to get around to actually watching this series, never seen it myself.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              i always wondered what happened to Tony's maid

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          my favorite part about this little interaction is Richie saying “he never showed his face in jersey after I was through with him” but I felt like the story implies Richie just grabbed it while the guy was away

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            ??? the story clearly states that Richie kicked Rocco Dimeo's ass and got his jacket as a trophy

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Richie was full of crap. He probably borrowed the jacket then Rocco got whacked by some other wiseguy and became part of a building foundation. You don’t just kick some guy’s ass and he leaves town forever, especially if his last name is the same as the crime family

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sopranos is just poorly written.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                idk if Richie was full of shit, he DID back off Beansie

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          He later died of Alzheimer’s

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Janice is by far the most punchable character, but his death was inevitable either way.

      I never liked how they repeated this plot so many times:
      >old member of the crew returns out of the blue
      >...but he's an entitled, moronic butthole who ruins everything
      >forced to go away again permanently

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        If they had kept Richie around for an extra season just to interact with Ralph, then have season 3 become season 4, the show would've been saved

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >the show would've been saved
          The most highly respected tv show of all time didn't need saving

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Both Sopranos and Breaking Bad suffered Monster of the Season instead of Monster of the Week.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          who was the monster of the season for breaking bad season 2?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Tuco

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              the guy who dies two episodes in?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe the real monster was the kid who shot the fat frick drug dealer

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                maybe the real monster of every season is Walt's colossal ego and Jesse's colossal stupidity.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >walt's massive ego
                You need to go back

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Breaking Bad really is goofy and overrated from people who were starved for the next great tv series after the sopranos.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Walt's ego on its own isn't bad, which is why Gus strokes it to get him onboard. It's only due to Jesse fricking up that Walt has to turn against Fring, hence why both Walt's ego and Jesse's stupidity cause most of the show's problem. Hell, Jesse only has a bone to pick with Gus in the first place because Walt's ego acted up and made him force Jesse to sell in Gus's territory, leading to Combo beating shot by that kid.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            There wasn't one. That's why it was the last good season.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is literally how the mafia works and it’s a mafia show, what do you want?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >His first episode he calls out Chris for hitting his niece Adriana, says unless he marries her he has no right to do that and if he does it again he implies he will kill Chris
      >Gets killed by a woman hes engaged to, but not married, after he hits her
      poetry.

      Also Janice was just a stupid moron. She was an aging liberal b***h who knew her time was up and saw a way back into the life she ran away from by marrying a rich gangster, but she thought she could still be a mouthy feminist and actually told her psycho thug fiance that his son is probably gay and he should be proud of it in a fit of rage. She actually got lucky he only hit her once.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >liberal woman fricks the most abusive man to elevate her status
        Many such cases!

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks for that story I also watched the show

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sorry, I forgot these threads were only about quoting the same lines to each other forever and ever.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think Tony was planning to off him anyways. He was more trouble than what he was earning and kept barked back too many times.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Of course he did, he hadn’t given her his last name. She was still a Soprano and not yet an Aprile, he had no right to put his hands on her at that point.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      probably the most unhinged moron on the entire show

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Paulie takes the crown for that one

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          FRICKIN QUEERS

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            *QUEEAHS

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        He wasn't a moron, he was a man out of time.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          David Chase must've been referencing another one of his works

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Richie was pissed because he went to the can over this thing of theirs and by the time he got out, everything had went to shit, the new generation didn't care about principles, and he didn't get celebrated for doing his time, either. Any chance he had of falling back into a good earning position died with his brother before he got out.
        Though all he really had to do was bide his time, as Tony might've been able to set him up because he was sentimental about Jackie, but he repeatedly made all sorts of moronic decisions and burned bridges with the wrong people (Tony, Junior, Sil, Paulie, Chrissy, Albert)

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rewatching it now and the comfyness starts to fade with season 3. All the real sadistic and evil shit starts happening then. Ralphie introduces a real morbid darkness into the series with his entry.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Janice busted his crust, most kino scene in the series imo

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Season 1-3 were my favorite. Season 5 came close. 4 and 6 were abysmal

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >4 and 6 were abysmal

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >4 and 6 were abysmal
        Ohhh!

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >4 and 6 were abysmal

          I don't wanna hear it but Season 4 was a slog to get through

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Wrong

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Very similar to Mad Men. At some point the fun goes away and never comes back.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >4 and 6 were abysmal

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >4 and 6 were abysmal
        Charles Schwab over here

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >4 and 6 were abysmal

          >4 and 6 were abysmal

          >4 and 6 were abysmal
          Ohhh!

          No one wants to comment on what made season 4 so great huh? Not one fricking peep

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            One word: Ralph

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Ralph was a highlight in season 3 not 4

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >no show
            >pie o my
            >the weight
            >whoever did this
            >whitecaps

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              anyone can list off episode titles. Whats your point?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I DADUNT

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            the pivotal season in the series where the rift between NY and NJ is formed, Adriana gets flipped, Tony loses hope in Christopher, Carmela leaves Tony

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Filtered

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Dude Ralphie is le funny and edgy haha xD!
        Literally Marvel slop tier take.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >dude
          >le
          >edgy
          >haha xD!
          >slop
          Dumb frick zoomer. You were filtered. Ralph was a piece of shit but he was as fully realised and 3 dimensional as the rest of the characters.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            To be fair, he's the only character who could quote the entire Gladiator film.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              And Spartacus (Although they didn't have flat tops in Ancient Rome)

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Ralph was a piece of shit but he was as fully realised and 3 dimensional as the rest of the characters.
            No shit, but tryhard morons harp on him as the best character because hes the most sadistic and fricked up character. We get it, youre an edgy Cinemaphile guy who finds his psychotic antics funny. My point still stands that his introduction brings a level of darkness into the series that wasnt there in the first two seasons.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Aside from beating up a pregnant hoah to death he doesn't do much of "le evil". Just throws snide comments now and then. Unless you got mad about the horse (but still eat meat by the truckload)

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >murdering his pregnant side girl in a fit of rage
                >after he laughed at abusing her and watching her be abused
                >Beats up a guy for no reason other than to get Jackie to like him
                >After pushing Jackie into the mob life, wants him to get killed, and doesnt give a shit about the grief of his mother, who hes dating
                >his superficial charm he can turn on in polite company
                >making snide remarks after Vitos brother is in a coma and they are all distressed
                Hes clearly the most evil and psychopathic character.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Tony was pushing for Jackie Jr to die. I didn't get it during my first watch but when he's discussing the situation with Ralph who wants to give Jackie a pass and Tony says basically, "Who cares what people say that they don't have the balls to say to your face." There was no way the hit wasn't happening after that line of dialogue because Tony implied that Ralph would lose control of his crew if he didn't do it

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Didn't Tony mention after his death "I thought you were gonna give him a pass?" Or something to that effect.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Tony was trying to have his cake and eat it too by making it seem like he wasn't ordering Ralphie to hit Jackie, but when Ralph actually did try to back out Tony stopped him and warned him of the consequences of inaction

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                he was guilt tripping him because Tony is just as shitty

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Tony was trolling Ralph and forcing him to look at the consequences of his actions

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                i think its a little more open to interpretation, Tony laters says "i thought you were gonna give him a pass" which implies Tony at least tried to remain neutral in decision himself, I think he regretted the way it turned out at very least

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                He was trying to wash his hands of it and put all the guilt on Ralph imho, when in reality it was Tony's decision

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                seems more like he left it up to Ralphie and even gave a bit of a nudge towards giving Richie a pass. Tony is usually pretty aggressive and dominant in his orders but the talk with Ralphie is more just him musing he just let Ralph run with it, the whole thing lacked affirmation

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                *Jackie, but ya this is how I always saw it go down. Especially considering Tony respected Jackie Sr. so much.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Tony straight up tells him that if he doesn't do it he will look weak. If he really wanted Jackie to live, he could've ordered Ralph not to harm him

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >if he really wanted
                thats the point he didn't care enough to tell Ralphie one way or the other, and he does tell him Ralph would look weak but thats advice more than anything not an order

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                See

                Tony was acting that way deliberately partially to absolve himself of responsibility for Jackie's death and partially to rub Ralph's nose in shit, seeing as how desperately Ralph wanted to be a captain. Tony was enjoying putting Ralph in such an uncomfortable position.
                >but you know all this, you're a captain.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >If you want to be merciful, that is your decision. And who cares if it makes you look like a b***h? You're just a Mafia captain LOL

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Read between the lines you half wit homosexual. Tony was putting all of the risk and emotional burden on Ralph and he enjoyed that very much. After all the drama surrounding Ralph's ascendency to captain, Tony was happy to box Ralph in.
                Ralph's
                >I know how close you are with the family
                Was an attempt at not having to take ultimate responsibility for the situation, but Tony wasn't going to let him weasel his way out of it.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                He won’t quit this frickin guy

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Believe what you want, my little nephew.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Tony was acting that way deliberately partially to absolve himself of responsibility for Jackie's death and partially to rub Ralph's nose in shit, seeing as how desperately Ralph wanted to be a captain. Tony was enjoying putting Ralph in such an uncomfortable position.
                >but you know all this, you're a captain.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Tony seems legitimately interested in keeping Jackie out of the mob and is pissed that he dropped out of college. Hes also the son of his dead best friend and was dating his daughter, but Ralphie clearly doesnt give a shit about him either way and encouraged him to enter the mob life by bringing him along and telling him war stories of rising to the top which motivated him into the event that got him killed.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't think it's ambiguous, in the car when Tony is all mocky "we know you'll do the right thing" and all "it's YOUR decision, YOU are a captain", it was definitely Tony's psychopath twisting-the-knife kind of emotional torture of Ralph who he didn't like. He got off on making Ralph have to do the thing he didn't want to do and getting to play superior the whole time. Tony knew absolutely no one would've accepted Ralph giving Jackie a pass, so he wanted to dangle it in front of his face even harder.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                He didn't give a frick about the prostitute/stripper he was fricking beyond his needs, the same went for Rosalie.
                He was also a huge smartass with extreme selfishness and a violent streak. If you're so troubled by this shit maybe this show isn't for you.
                You realised how many women in real life wanted to frick Ralph right? You think he's too over the top because you don't have the life experience to realise that people like him actually exist and that he shared a lot of common traits with rather rest of the cast.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                You sound like a moron and this show is probably too advanced for you.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Every opinion you've posted in this thread has been wrong. You think you're coming from some high ground of moral authority but you just look like a fool.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ok moron, go laugh at Ralphie engaging in antisocial behavoir because thats all your 90 iq brain can get from this series.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >but tryhard morons harp on him as the best character because hes the most sadistic and fricked up character. We get it, youre an edgy Cinemaphile guy who finds his psychotic antics funny.
              You're just making up all this nonsense based on nothing at all, at least nothing that I've said.
              Ralph was always a controversial and often discussed character in the show and in real life. I think you're a little bit hung up on this "darkness" shit. Sure, the show got darker tonally as it went on but were taking about a show where the main character murders a guy in one of the first episodes, where a month puts a hit on her own son, where the main character murders one or his best friends, and on it goes. If you're so offended by Ralph's antics maybe you should just frick off.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Ralph was always a controversial
                >Sure, the show got darker tonally as it went on
                Thats literally the point I originally made. The shows tone got darker with season 3 and Ralphie was the most sinister character of the show. Of course I, and anyone with sense, would find offense with things depicted in the show because that is the point. I never said that this was bad.

                I stand by my point that you were just caught up with being le edgy Cinemaphile guy who thought ralphie was funny and you got butthurt when I made an obvious remark about the character that was something other than laughing about him. I certainly didnt get "filtered" you projecting pleb.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I stand by my point that you were just caught up with being le edgy Cinemaphile guy who thought ralphie was funny and you got butthurt
                Mostly it just seems like you're a sensitive reddit Black person tourist who has a lot of preconceived ideas about Cinemaphile and me personally, despite me never offering any option on Ralph. This pathetic attempt to appear intelligent and mature while crying
                >le le edgy
                Just makes you come off like the homosexual you actually are, regardless of your opinions on the show or characters.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah I was right. Youre a moron who is unable to carry a conversation and lack basic reading comprehension.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ok moron, go laugh at Ralphie engaging in antisocial behavoir because thats all your 90 iq brain can get from this series.

                You're the homosexual who keeps defaulting to this
                >le edgy Cinemaphilener
                Nonsense and accusing me stuff I've offered no opinion on.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              hes not that bad, think of how he acts when his kid gets hit with an arrow, dude was rounded he just lost control with the stripper, everything else was ball breaking

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >dude was rounded he just lost control with the stripper
                Murdering your pregnant girlfriend is pretty crazy shit. He also blinded the bouncer right before this as a "joke" and was crying laughing after it happened. Theres like no humanity in Ralphie, hes a pure sociopath.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                She was a fricking prostitute.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              hes not that bad, think of how he acts when his kid gets hit with an arrow, dude was rounded he just lost control with the stripper, everything else was ball breaking

              He’s not that bad of a guy, he was just doin a lot of coke back then.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              id argue his darkness came because of the gravitas of the actor

              and no one wants edgy, but ralph was a fun instigator. everyone reacted when he spoke, compared to most other characters that are doing echos of other characters from better known works

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ralphie wasn't even brought up, you terminally online frick

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ralphie is the comfiest character, though.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      ralphie is best character and plenty of comfy scenes happen later
      >artie cooking the rabbit
      >artie, AJ, and Tony watching tv together, sleepover scene
      >Chris and Tony rob the vipers liquor and get steak together after
      >Tony and Carmela rekindling in the pool
      >therapy scenes are more relaxed and less important

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    how many rewatches have you put through?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      on my second one now and it really does get better on the second one. I noticed now that Tony never curses in front of his kids and gets angry at other characters that do.

      I also noticed that early on AJ mentions wanting to go to West Point and Tony says he can wish all he wants because he would never get into there. Then later, Tony mentions West Point as a possible choice for AJ to go to college and he shoots it down saying he could never get into there.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mother fricking goddamn orange peel beef.
        Why don't you shut the frick up newbie? Parading your above surface level observations is embarrassing.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        The west point one was cool, but they really hammered this "AJ is an indecisive frick" point with the whole event planner thing. It gets brought up every second episode of season 6

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Aj was half a moron and coddled as frick. He and Janice filter so many of you zoomers and 90s born queers.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nah im thinking his full on moronic, maybe thats why you empathize with him

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              I love how you continue to flaunt just how filtered you were.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              AJ is a perfect example of the directionless millennial male. He just had rich parents who spoiled him so it ended up way worse for him than if he had to fend for himself.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    richiebros stay winning

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      David Proval couldn't help himself

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah cause this show was mediocre and nobody gives a frick how old it is

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      holy based, trips confirm

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      holy based, trips confirm

      checked. sopranosgays stay losing

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I wanted a thread. I compromised. I spammed the catalog with dickyposts.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Speak.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You want thread, how's this? Twenty Years on the chan I wanted Sopranos but I compromised. I watched The Dark Knight Rises instead. I wanted to frick Lorraine Bracco but I compromised. I jacked off into a tissue. You see where I'm goin?

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone have links to the deleted scenes HBO released today?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >this was nearly Agent "Danielle"
      we were fricking ROBBED

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        She's incredibly hot and actually looks Italian. Wish that casting had worked out

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Rick Worley on YouTube (the guy who was spammed last year saying The Star Wars Special Editions are good) included her retroactive removal from Sopranos as another example of why this is good.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sopranos predicted the future.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      WHERE ARE THE GINGERS? THE D GIRL? THE LESBO TENNIS INSTRUCTOR?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Tracee above Svetlana

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I keked, missing some b***hes though and also half your opinions are objectively wrong.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The schnozz on arnie's wife just totally turns me off. Incredible israeliteess vibes and I'm not into that.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        homosexual

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wtf kind of ratings are those?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Meadow
      >Average
      Oooof, Madonn

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Svetlana should be in top-tier with Charmaine. Melfi is good but should be at least one tier lower. Tracee and Ade belong way further down.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Svetlana will always be my sopranofu, I will fight any dastardly scoundrel who claims otherwise

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tracy is literally disgusting white trash

      Where is meadows thicc dorm mate?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >meadows thicc dorm mate?
        Disgusting bette mildler c**t

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i just started season 6 part B on my 5th rewatch I think. Never skipped a scene besides maybe massive genius once. Loved the long awaited Tony and Bobby lakehouse scenes. Definitely understand all the smaller plot details better than before

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    how many pool cues did it take to drill through Vito's crust?

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm convinced that all the people who think this show is good only watch season 1 and think the rest of the show is like it

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      S1 is probably the 2nd weakest season, seen the show many times

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        The final scene in the S1 finale is one of the best

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    In the current Sopranos timeline, mob super lawyer Meadow does tiktok dances in her mansion with her Gen Alphie trans kid

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      my favorite part of the Meadow storyline is that she never even enrolls in law school
      she's like 25 when the show ends and Carmela has to come to terms with the fact that she's just gonna be a housewife too and marry a semi-connected man in Patsy's son

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        She was in law school already and Patrick wasn't "semi connected". He was a real lawyer, you stupid frick.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >She was in law school already
          which school did she attend?
          >Patrick wasn't "semi connected". He was a real lawyer
          the children of mobsters are always connected

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            No they aren't. They might be linked though family and friends socially, but that doesn't imply they have any connection to mob business, jackie wasn't connected despite desperately wanting to be, aj and med weren't, angelo's son wasn't, puss's sons weren't, neither were patsy's or silvio's

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              they're connected, just not in the mafia
              AJ's making movies with little Carmine in the finale
              Patsy's and Carlo's kids are too
              every grown kid who you see on screen is connected if their father is still alive or involved

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                AJ is working at one one of little carmines legitimate business's. He's not involved or connected to any illegal mob activity. Carlos dumb frick was involved in some illegal shit but not linked directly to the mob, he wasn't an associate or on the path to getting made. Patrick is a lawyer with a mobster father but his work isn't linked to patsy or tony or the sopranos.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                you're splitting hairs on the meaning of the word connected and completely losing the initial point which is the Meadow will remain forever tied to the criminal world just like she is instead of marrying someone from the Ivy League and actually going to law school so she could avoid her mother's fate

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Meadow will remain forever tied to the criminal world
                tangentially, perhaps to the extent that junior or Tony's lawyers are but that's not the same as being "connected" in rhe commonly understood sense, like beansie or jack massarone.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its because thats the easy path. At the end of the day shes a rich girl who likes the rich girl life and the idea that she was going to bust her ass for years in order to get a job killing herself on behalf of ghetto moron rapist and murderers is ridiculous. Of course she would grow out of that bleeding heart shit and marry some rich guy to provide for her.

        Shes so well written.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          The entire family is written so well even if AJ is hard to stomach at all times

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >even if AJ is hard to stomach at all times
            It must hit too close to home for you.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              my point exactly

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sammy! The Great War! I liked it!

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    commendatori!

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Speak of the devil. I'm watching Cold Stones right now. Close to finishing my first watch

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Close the thread right now homosexual
      You're about to get spoiled

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Janice is one of the only characters in the show that demonstrated a tiny bit of change.

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw watching S1 on TV again

    I forgot how slim Tony was in S1 and how playful he is compared to the ruthless psycho he became towards the end

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They wrote him to be more sinister in later seasons because normies genuinely liked him so much. He became a beloved TV dad.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      even in S3 he spares Patsy even though Patsy knows Tony got his twin brother whacked

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      A younger man, with less stress and responsibility and with, although its the last gasp, young innocent children and not moody, c**ty teenagers.

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    10 Years Later:
    > AJ, now going by the name "Tony Soprano Jr"; is now running a website where he shares "inside information" about his dad's crew. He also releases a book, which is ghost written by Meadow, who looked it all up on the internet
    > Meadow has gone into entertainment, and brokers a deal where Neflix buys AJ's book for a series
    > Carmela gets bored, and becomes a short-lasting member on the couch of one of those "real housewives of" shows

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >> Carmela gets bored, and becomes a short-lasting member on the couch of one of those "real housewives of" shows
      Seems too trashy for Carm tbhfam.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      AJ clowned around at the job Tony set up for him for a few months before he got bored and moved back in with Carm and went full neet
      Meadow rode the wiener carousel and took 3 credit hour semesters at law school before she learned she could live comfortably as an onlyfans model
      Carm learned quickly that real estate is fricking terrible when you don’t have mob connection to put the screws to inspectors. She sold the mansion and lives in a duplex, scrounging by as assistant manager at a Hallmark

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is all moronic. You're a fricking idiot.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        But once Carm realizes that she's running out of money, she'll get together with her old friends (all mob widows), and bring back a version of the real show "Mob Wives".

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >watch this after growing up
    >become extremely attracted to Carm and think she’s an ideal wife
    Anyone else?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Carm might have been a good mom but Ro is clearly better suited to wifely duties

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Carm might have been a good mom but Ro is clearly better suited to wifely duties

      I know Anon’s bottom was impacted if that’s what you’re referring to

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only homosexual pedophiles watched it.

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >25 years
    Time for another Borko marathon. Salud!

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any old gays here remember the "Where's Pussy" shirts after season 1?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    194732284
    >pretending to be too stupid to realise that he's listing great season 4 episodes.

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gonna rewatch season 1 starting with very episode the show first landed on 25 years ago.

  32. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >25 frickin years and not a single thread
    I'll tell you this, my estimation about Cinemaphile as a board just fricking plummeted

  33. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its a shame they weren't able to have a 9/11 episode but like, a 9/11 episode somehow written years later. Like an episode where 9/11 happens but its mostly a comedy of every character being melodramatic narcissist and trying to make it about themselves despite being completely unscathed.

    Like we don't get to see Paulie on 9/11. Like he has a Pine Barrens style escapade with Christopher looking for a muslim to hate crime and they somehow JUST end up getting stuck on a roof or something all day and Paulie starts to freak out out because in the open air like this they're so vulnerable to the terrorists, like they're going to fly a plane onto the roof of a random apartment block in New Jersey any second now because they can see them there.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      There is a gigantic gap of shit that happens off screen between season 3 to season 4.

      From 9/11, Enron scandal, to the post-9/11 economic downturn, to Afghanistan war, to the anthrax attacks, etc. So much shit and so crap happening and we never got to see any of it in the Sopranos.

      But I do think a flash back episode in like season 6-7 would have been good of 9/11. Maybe have Carmine supposed to have a business deal that day in World Trade Center A, but can't because some bullshit with Tony.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Have chat gpt write a quick script

  34. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >when you realize you're still the goat after 25 years of premiering

  35. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >It petered out.
    >It petered out.
    >It died on the vine.
    >It died on the vine.
    >It died on the vine. The guy, he moved or something.
    >NOBODY KNOWS WHAT THE FRICK I'M TALKING ABOUT?!

  36. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder if the show would have been better or worse if Nancy stayed alive long enough to see the end of the series (or wherever David intended her to die). It feels like they split off her storylines to fit both Janice and Junior and it ended up working out great, but Nancy was such a fantastic actor and her and James played off eachother perfectly as that dysfunctional mother-son relationship.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      definitely better. The show became a bloated mess after she died.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >definitely better. The show became a bloated mess after she died.
        Hard decision, they could have tried to recast, but who could fill Nancy Marchand's shoes?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd say much better and they'd have dropped at least one of the "made guy troublemaker comes back to town" storylines

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw you realise your mother reminds you a lot of Livia
      Obviously not nearly to the same degree, but the same general consistently negative outlook on life and ignoring others trying to support her.

  37. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just watched the finale for the first time.

    https://masterofsopranos.wordpress.com/the-sopranos-definitive-explanation-of-the-end/

    Some good stuff here if you can ignore the poor writing, but lot's of technical influence from Kubrik, Chase's directing notes, autistic shot by shot analysis

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