Sorcerer's Stone is the better title

Sorcerer's Stone is the better title

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just binged it as well.
    First 3 movies are peak. The sets, the music, the special effects all hold up and are great. I didn't always get why Potter became so popular, but now I realize that it was probably the first of teenage fantasy series akin to Maze Runner, Divergent, etc., only miles better. Despite Rowlings shit writing, she hit the gold with the setting and characters.

    Goblet of Fire just plain sucks and suprirsingly looks like a green pile of shit. Everything afterwards, albeit competently done is just whatever source material adapted into drap whatever movies.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Goblet of Fire shits on the first film, pleblet. It just sucks as an adaptation of the book. IT's still way better than any potter film after it.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Green, ugly mess of a movie with messy plot. Out of the entire series which looks fricking great most of the time it looks and plays like modern Marvel slop the most.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          This. I remember walking out of the kinorium and feeling disappointed

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          the issue with the film is that the source material was a total mess

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        First movie was fricking next level with the CGI/FX

        >this goober read the books

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          They all were. Even the later ones while having a lot more shitty green screen and weird almost full-on sepia color grading at times, still look pretty damn good.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine being a snob over harry potter

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It actually surpasses the book because JK Rowling is a shit writer who got lucky

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      1-4 are all certified kino

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Philosopher's stone and Chamber of secrets are the only good ones. After that, they lost the comfy aesthetic and replaced it with ugliness.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        3rd movie while having different aesthetic, had some amazing locations. Most of the movie happens outdoors and was probably shot outdoors as well, which shows.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      there's no better childrens movie than harry potter 1-2. the only other movies that scrape by are movies that share the same producers, writers, or crew like goonies and young sherlock holmes. literally unmatched films

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        HP 1 and 2 are unmatched films is what i meant to say.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      the issue with PoA is the bait and switch presentation of Sirius/the dog
      >scene where Harry sits at the playground
      >dog comes out of the hedge
      >dog shows teeth and starts aggressively barking
      >scene where the group is leaving the shrieking shack
      >Sirius: normally, I have a very sweet disposition as a dog
      buckbeak is also presented as bipolar, constantly going from calm to aggressive when Harry is to touch him

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's a hawk-horse, how smart do you expect him to be?

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Goblet of Fire is the biggest pleb filter in Cinemaphile history

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    HOW CAN YOU BE NEARLY HEADLESS

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    goblet of fire is camp

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he doesn't know about the philosophers stone
    never gonna make it

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The darker the lighting became, the less I cared about this franchise.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    1 2 are great
    3 is the best
    If you disagree you're a teenager or a potterhead looser

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >looser
      esl moment

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        newfef

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      3 is cringe time travel slop

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Sorcerer's Stone is the better title
    If you're a braindead american moron that is

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It rolls better off the tongue. Philosopher's Stone is just awkward.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The third movie is the only legit good film and it's all due to the movie original scenes and direction

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