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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What went wrong with HBO?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      How

      I didn't watch this new season. How did it compare to the original trilogy?

      Kino

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      How

      I didn't watch this new season. How did it compare to the original trilogy?

      Best received season overall + most watched season overall. They renewed the show after S1 so obviously there were going to renew it now. This sub just lives in a filter bubble where the "wrong" opinions must not exist.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Best received season overall + most watched season overall.

        How was it the most watched season when it only got half the viewers of S3?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          They liked it more because it was better chud.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >doesn't understand nielsen is only a portion of actual viewers
          ngmi

          >accuse others of what you yourself are doing
          Which number is this one? Sorry I had to paraphrase a bit with the NDA and all.

          im so mad and screeching that season 5 was greenlit with issa returning. so mad, anon. lmao

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            The problem with that is that you’re trusting viewing numbers being reported by a company that makes more money if they report higher viewing numbers. I’m not sure how self reporting your viewing numbers isn’t stock manipulation.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't even believe Nielson was real. Has anyone ever known someone with one?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yup, we had one growing up for a little bit. Just a little box that you put in a circuit between your cable box and tv.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nice try G-man, you're not fooling me

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          they are lying.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        oof
        this must hurt

        >established franchise gets more viewers than a new one
        shocking

        the watch numbers are fake

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing. It was always a platform that delivered consistent loxism.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      HBO literally has nothing going on.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Doesn't really matter, it's crazy out there. What you need to know is that if your don't want feminist misandrist bullshit, you can't expect it from HBO. There is so much better content out there, you aren't bound to a third rate network wannabe that only survived the 80's because of the movie Beast Master. Seriously, it's that stupid, I used to date an HBO mid level exec, they straight up hate their viewers.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The same as everything else. People started forcing woke shit no one cares about.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bought by discovery. Quality out, pandering to the wine aunt streaming audiences in.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They have almost nothing going on right now and are only afloat due to the catalog that they own, and they were also bought by Discovery so you'll never get a compelling show that actually challenges you ever again.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      We all contributed to this by watching. We are all to blame.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Good, let them think its decent. Accelerate the collapse.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          this isnt how the world works moron youre just making it shittier for yourself

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        watched it on stream with 100 other anons.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They have literally nothing else new that's pulling views.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >How
      It performed amazingly well. I get Cinemaphile hated it, but by every other metric (ratings, critical reviews, social media posts) it was an incredible success

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Didn't even get the same viewership as season 3 lmao and the original director directly insulted it

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Didn't even get the same viewership as season 3
          You’re right. It did better.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >tons of people post (negatively) about your show
        >this means it was successful

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      WB has a history of greenlighting a next season for things they end up cancelling

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is standard practice now
        Probably because the entertainment media like to run these articles to get clicks and just make shit up independently of any studio input
        Then when it’s canceled they can write another article and potentially get more clicks because they built expectations
        lol
        It’s all so tiresome

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      you live in a bubble, mate. Internet isn't representative of the real life (it is sometimes). It got good critical opinion and great viewership. Why wouldn't they renew it?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Demoralization

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't watch this new season. How did it compare to the original trilogy?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I watched the first episode + 5 minutes of the second.
      It sucked. Every character is a pussy or a c**t. Overloaded with gay spooky jump scare bullshit. All the women are gross and talk like sailors. Rust’s dad dances.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >How did it compare to the original trilogy?
      Felt like American Horror Story, but without cute girls or a plot. Plus awkward sex scenes between very ugly and old people.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was written by AI. I don't mean this as an insult, I mean that there's actual evidence of this being the case.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      there's no original trilogy you gay. there's season one and everything else

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Filtered

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I didn't say the 4th season was good moron. Only the first 3 seasons with the 3rd being the weakest but still being better than most garbage on today

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            they were pointing at the indian ladies off screen

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's the worst season of anything I've ever watched.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I didn't watch this new season. How did it compare to the original trilogy?
      Watched the first and sped through the last episode.
      Probably missed alot but basically waman pohaw and native Black folk are stronk and white man bad etc etc. Its basically unwatchable for iq above 80.

      Watch the constellation instead - first 3 episodes are out and its pretty good so far.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    We did it Cinemaphile!

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sick as hell, hope women and nonwhites put out as much lame boring ugly shit as possible so it can be pointed to when this entire moment inevitably ages like shit and they pretend like it never happened, like it was never them. Was around this time last decade that they whined “gay” and “moron” out of rotation, the lamest people on the planet.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Turns out, a dumb society likes dumb shit. Who woulda thought

      oof
      this must hurt

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >established franchise gets more viewers than a new one
        shocking

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          S2 and S3 got less than S1. What's your next cope?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            hmmm i just looked it up. actually it’s 2 > 1 > 3 > 4. the shills are just lying

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              The quality of this show is on par with the vast majority of popular entertainment these days, so I don't see why I should be especially butthurt about it just because the first season was good.

              It was written by AI. I don't mean this as an insult, I mean that there's actual evidence of this being the case.

              >copium
              is the room spinning yet?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                you loved the show. talk about it

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                LMFAO

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It speaks volumes that the shills never really talk about why the show is good. They just fling shit at all the evil Nazis who dare to criticize it.

                Yeah they do. They said something about how moved they were when all twelve of the cleaning ladies came out of nowhere and filled up that little house. Something about feeling inspired or something.

                you all must be screeching at your phone lmao

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                No I'm not, u are

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >accuse others of what you yourself are doing
                Which number is this one? Sorry I had to paraphrase a bit with the NDA and all.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                just like say one thing about the show you can do it buddy

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                i like how the show makes you chuddies seethe lmao

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Also streaming numbers are constantly made up

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The quality of this show is on par with the vast majority of popular entertainment these days, so I don't see why I should be especially butthurt about it just because the first season was good.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          No it fricking sucked. No plot, horrible writing. No detective work. And a fricking gotcha moment in the finale.
          Not surprised it got renewed though. They probably already had these plans in place. They just look at some arbitrary numbers and booom you got yourself a new season.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            How do these executives have jobs? Season final has the worst viewer opinion than any episode of the entire show. You can cope and say troll bombing all you want. But don’t act shocked nobody watches season 5. This show is dead

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            How do these executives have jobs? Season final has the worst viewer opinion than any episode of the entire show. You can cope and say troll bombing all you want. But don’t act shocked nobody watches season 5. This show is dead

            all these streaming platforms blatantly lie about their numbers, it's the most blatant fraud going on right now but it makes too much money so no one will actually call it out.

            every single thing they shit out is a giant success no mater how much it sucks and no one finds it the least bit weird? lmao

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Says who? I don't release viewer numbers HBO? How many subscribers does HBO even have?
        the Wikipedia tv numbers are like half million to a million viewers per episode.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Turns out, a dumb society likes dumb shit. Who woulda thought

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've only watched season 2

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's the most watched because there's nothing else on right now. We're still in the post-strike lull.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Most watched
      >Best reviewed
      Imagine believing anything these people say
      It’s clearly being shilled
      lol

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It's the most watched because there's nothing else on right now.
      this cope every fricking time lmao

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ok so HBO gets away with this just because of the amount of kinos they have produced, BUT
    How many more crap shows are they allowed to make until it has to stop?

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    at least i know not to watch next season. Thanks HBO, rather than trying to trick me with a new show runner you outright stated you're just going to make shit. if only other producers would be this honest.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It speaks volumes that the shills never really talk about why the show is good. They just fling shit at all the evil Nazis who dare to criticize it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >hardmode: don’t talk about race or gender at all

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's simple. The story lacks depth, the characters are equally shallow, and the dialogue seems like it was written by a bratty 16yo girl with daddy issues.

        But you're right, leaving race and gender out of it is rather difficult, given how the show is so heavily focused on race and gender.

        Your turn. Why is the show good?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          it’s got vibes and female detectives are fresh

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            You have a septum ring, don't you?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah they do. They said something about how moved they were when all twelve of the cleaning ladies came out of nowhere and filled up that little house. Something about feeling inspired or something.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hmm yes, I found this star shaped drill bit while sneaking around in a place I shouldn't be and that means that everyone at this research station was involved somehow and I am now justified in killing them.
    What did they mean by this?

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Doubt

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >That scene of Rust's dad doing an interpretive dance while the two detectives look at like he's visibly shitting himself
    Female writing at its finest. Fricking horrible season

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought there was only one season

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    it will release in a year or two, you will watch all 6-8 episodes and then you will say you hated it, and it's the worst thing ever, literally 0/10, then issa gets 6th season and you will watch all of it. You could have a dick in your mouth and you would still not admit that you might be a little bit gay

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It will release in a year or two, anons that want to hate watch it will pirate it, legit fans will watch it, and the rest will tune out because they will remember how shitty season 4 was, and it will be the lowest-viewed season ever. Screencap this.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >anons that want to hate watch it
        they've just spent 6 hours watching 0/10 4th season that was painful and now they're coming back for more?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, and I will be, too, but I will be pirating it. It will be interesting, as a writer, to deconstruct it. But then again, I stopped watching Star Wars.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >It will be interesting, as a writer, to deconstruct it.
            the gymnastics to not admit you liked it JESUS CHRIST LMAO

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I somewhat liked the first episode. I don't watch much television and film but I love True Detective and I wanted to see how it was going to go, and by the time I got to episode 3 I figured I might as well see the final explosion of this train wreck.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        as much as I hated S4 it comes down to what actors they cast and the location, I dont think they can frick the casting up much worse

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it will release in a year or two, you will watch all 6-8 episodes and then you will say you hated it, and it's the worst thing ever, literally 0/10, then issa gets 6th season and you will watch all of it.

      "Yeah. I had to."

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        is that real dialogue from the latest season lmao

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          yes

          you want the audio version in mp4?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            thank you, no

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, I watched it in awe as to how anyone could write dialog like this for a woman in her 60s

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            i can't help but compare it to rust and marty's dialogue, where they talk about the case, philosophy rust's nihilistic ramblings, etc while these prostitutes talk about trying to fill their pussy

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Rust isn’t a nihilist he’s a pessimist. Nihilists believe in nothing and Rust has an extremely strong moral code. Rust believes in justice. Especially justice against people that harm children.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                He also looks down on Marty for cheating and taking his family for granted.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Make a shit show
    >Be rewarded
    It's that simple!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >shit show
      according to whom? Small group of people on the internet who still liked it enough that they watched all of it?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Small? We're the largest group and our opinion definitely matters.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        People outside here hated it too, moron.

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So, what I am gathering from this culture war bullshit is that people who get laid all love progressive media and people who don't don't like progressive media?
    How are sex (or a seeming lack thereof) and media consumption supposedly intertwined? Because I do not see the correlation whatsoever.
    Even my gf thinks S1 is better. Is she a chud /incel too?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      my gf hated S4 as did I. We really tried to like it cause of Jodie Foster but all we got out of the season was
      >Wrong question ask again

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Take the parasite pill anon

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly I havent watched True Detective since S1 but I'll probably watch S4 and S5 and say theyre good just to be contrarian to the Cinemaphile consensus

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Honestly I havent watched True Detective since S1 but I'll probably watch S4 and S5 and say theyre good just to be contrarian to the Cinemaphile consensus
      Based and second that. I also fricked my 5yo sister last night, because frick this nazi consensus that this is bad.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      have fun acting like an idiot it works great for the libs

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    made this from an anon's comment in a previous thread

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They are women written by women.
      At least you gotta give it for the realistic portrait about that.

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >cooked numbers and paid reviews

    Will you believe their lies or what you watched?

    Fricking Gramsci.

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Non white women are strong and wise and virtuous.
    White men are the opposite.

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >2024
    >he believe view counts, ratings, acclaim, etc

    Not watching and never will. They had to grind the TD name into the dirt because their israeli overmind eye of sauron detected that too many normal white people enjoyed the first two seasons. That's all this is about

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    she is the future of filmmaking bigot bow down

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because the notoriety for knocking the sure thing down a peg is better long term than just agreeing? Then when they release a stinker and need to buy credibility the price is high? Is she stupid? Like actually stupid?

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    At least try to get your shilling and trolling right and use the new MAX™ you twat.

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who the hell still pays for HBO

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    who cares
    it will only highlight how season one was the pinnacle of television and that everything made with an agenda in mind, instead of just the art for the sake of it, is garbage

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is season 3 annoying with the progressive shit or is it actually worth watching? Loved season 1 and 2

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's good. There is some reflection on being black in bumfrick America but it's not forced, and in the same show, Mahershala Ali looks at the camera with a stern face and tells you you will bleed black wiener.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think this is the best way to explain the racial dynamic that exists

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How well is season 5 going to do when hack Lopez can’t ride off season 1 coattails. HBO has no
    idea how pissed people are at final. They stayed on hope be a season 1 tie in outside throw away shit like “time is a flat circle”

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post better detective stories than Night Country.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        A fine literature enjoyer, I see.

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Women literally can’t create anything antibody would want to watch so once again they ruin something men enjoyed. This shit is so beyond tiresome

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It flopped and the next season became irrelevant bc nobody gives a shit any longer

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    imagine being michael jordan then a random disabled person comes in to becomes the best player because people feel bad for it

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i dont mind S5 getting created but Issa Lopez returning is honestly nightmarish, I feel like I shouldnt of watched it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’m glad she’s back. That way there is no chance we get memed into watching another season.

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i have a moral problem with the fact that Issa Lopez wrote a "true detective" script where the murderers are all let go. Its sickening honestly and another season written by that person haunts me

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They view the mass murder of white men as a necessary and good thing. The nanosecond I noticed there wasn’t any black or brown scientists at the station I knew they did it. The only reason they wouldn’t put POC as the smart science guys is because they were the bad guys. Saw it coming from a mile away.

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Another lauded masterpiece just like the Watchmen show or Halo or the Last of Us.

    It's like they're going down some list of properties white men like and just fricking it up and then they give each other awards and pat themselves on the back about the amazing job they did.

    And oddly enough none of these shows have any staying power at all and are just quickly forgotten as soon as the spotlight is of them and on the next subversion.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They’re running out of shit to destroy. What than? Because white men haven’t been allowed to create anything to new that isn’t woke garbage

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Eh, Terminal List is alright.

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The first season was okay but if you thought it could water after the s1 finale then you're an idiot and you deserve to seethe over how bad the series has become. Sorry

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I liked 2 and 3 because I didn't expect carbon copies of season 1.

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    From a ratings standpoint it was a success

    That was why Pizzalatte was seething so much
    Her goyslop is even more delicious than his goyslop

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rating reported by who? Is this just like Lovecraft Country and Watchmen that were resounding successes but canceled after one season?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        reported by the same people who said the last of us was the best show ever yet nobody has ever mentioned yet since 2 weeks after release

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Any good will that show has will vanish the second they bash Pedro Pascals face in with a golf club.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            wont happen. they'll just deviate from the game

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I doubt it, then they would have to admit Joel was the driving force behind the game instead of the magical lesbian and muscle mommy

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                they're going to paint the script by the marketing research numbers. not killing him is win-win because it generates a media cycles'-worth of easy coverage/faux-controversy.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Gonna disagree again, that homosexual writer for TLOU absolutely would not allow Joel to stay the hero. It would ruin his “message” and anything that’s off message isn’t allowed.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is false gold. Got good ratings because more available than when season 1 came out. Back than was no HBO GO or MAX. You has to have cabal and pay for it. Also, people watched this season for supposed season 1 tie in. Why final is most hated episode of all True Detective. They’re trying dismiss it as troll bombing but it’s not. People
      hated the final. Guarantee season 5 will
      bomb

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    if you pay for HBO, have a nice day

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