I doubt it, they're probably aware of how that can be sexualized and she will probably be wearing clothes or maybe even have a human form and only transform for like a minute of screen time
That might not be a bad thing. Noran was always kind of a buzz kill.
nah, women's bodies have to be covered up by hollywood. she could look like a sculpture in a museum but that can't be allowed because males are thought criminals because evolution made our brains this way and it can't be allowed
>shiny silver breasts
As much as I would love to see a big ol pair of chrome bazongas, do you really fricking think disney would allow a femsurfer to actually have breasts?
South Park only piped up now that it's safe to talk about it after years of others calling out the problem.
With that said, I'm with and
Does anyone even care about the fantastic four?
Like, who really cares as bout how they’ll butcher it. It’s not like they’ve had any good adaptations ever
Does anyone even care about the fantastic four?
Like, who really cares as bout how they’ll butcher it. It’s not like they’ve had any good adaptations ever
>does anyone care about FF?
i don't. i care more about silver surfer
here's the thing though: i seriously doubt that they're going to actually bring anything to silver surfer as a character. making silver surfer a chick doesn't affect whether it will be a good movie or not, which means they're already trying to make excuses to push idpol for clickbait
I mean really, if they're going to do it with anyone it may as well be the surfer. Then you at least get a sexy sleek silver lady out of the movie. You're not likely to get much else at this rate.
I believe they are. This article is just misleading.
It won’t be a female silver surfer but a female herald, which by character description is Frankie Raye Nova.
Let's assume they're not using the Surfer. That just asks the question though, why are you not using the surfer. The surfer is the most iconic of the heralds. You can expand on what that all means but that really takes a lot more time effort and focus than you can put into someone else's movie. And it's also stupid. Like okay we're just gonna have an alien black slime monster fight Spider-man but it's not venom guys honest. Oh wait here's a philosophically yet diametrically opposed mutant villain that's not magneto. Just lame.
>Because Surfer already has a movie
So doesn't everyone else in this whole goddamn cinematic universe >and other cool heralds exist too, ya fricking moron.
And they're all third and fourth string that don't tie into some of the most ironic fantastic four books of all time. You're gonna sit there and tell me a movie would be better if they used fricking Terrax the Tamer? Not a chance.
Let's assume they're not using the Surfer. That just asks the question though, why are you not using the surfer. The surfer is the most iconic of the heralds. You can expand on what that all means but that really takes a lot more time effort and focus than you can put into someone else's movie. And it's also stupid. Like okay we're just gonna have an alien black slime monster fight Spider-man but it's not venom guys honest. Oh wait here's a philosophically yet diametrically opposed mutant villain that's not magneto. Just lame.
They’re doing a copycat
villain thing like Ant-Man/Iron Man >Johnny vs Nova >Ben vs Terrax >Sue vs Fire-Lord >Reed can Air-Walker
stardust could be a really cool villain that's feminine. we can't have nice things
>Naked silver woman >Somehow bad
I don't see what we lose in this, and you don't need to change much about the Surfer to make him into a woman anyway Except it's Disney and we know it's going to be garbage and it would still be garbage if it was a dude because the movie will probably be garbage from the ground up
They just saw the biggest failure they’ve ever seen off the backs of almost 3 years of consecutive failures. What will it take for them to learn their lessons?
Ideally projects like this are going through rewrites and we're just hearing about the old ideas but the people in charge of these companies didn't get their spot for being smart.
As if the israelites in Citadel and Blackrock are going to let such a useful cultural tool like Disney go. Even if Disney makes another 20 nuclear bombs the name still has power. The only way to stop them is for an economic depression to hit the world.
Sue being the lead isn't such a big deal if they do everything else right. Honestly she's the one character who would give them everything they say they want but also result in a movie everyone else would probably enjoy. They'll mess it up of course but Sue's a character people actually like.
She's also the most powerful member of the FF. She was well on her way to wiping the floor with the rest of them while under the mental influence of Psycho-Man and Hate-Monger. Her force fields have withstood blasts from Galactus and a Celestial.
Well that's part of what I mean. Sue is someone who can very much and very believably kick everyone's ass sideways but it's more than that. Her being strong doesn't actually have to come at the expense of everyone else. And it especially doesn't have to downplay Reed because even they decide to not make him a brawler that's fine so long as he can still do science stuff.
Sue is the worst part of the FF. >science autist who depending on the writer can have loose morals >charming and carefree young man with a sense of humor >gentle giant bruiser hiding his sorrow behind a boisterous personality >boring straight man (well, woman) team mother. Her only mildly memorable moments happen when she chimps out if someone or something threatens Franklin or Valeria
You can replace her with H.E.R.B.I.E. and the only people who would be upset are powerlevelgays and coomers.
straight man (well, woman) team mother. Her only mildly memorable moments happen when she chimps out if someone or something threatens Franklin or Valeria
Get ready for the press tour parroting by all the actors and directors saying "Fantastic Four was always male focused, with Sue shoved in the background. This movie is the first time a female marvel hero is the strong leader of a super hero team in her own right! Finally we get a strong empowered female super hero who is also a mother!
Rather than her body being made of a cool silver material it'll be that she's wearing a frumpy but shiny space suit with the usual sort of Marvel design elements. I'm calling it now.
>Favorite hero is silver surfer. >Read his collection in middle school a lot. >They are going to rape an' gape his character right before my eyes.
Will this torment ever end?
Too bad none of us van make big screen movies. One way to fix the market is flood it. Put out 10 movies a month that have an all female cast, just completely destroy the novelty of having a woman character in a movie.
Lol you dumbasses think it will be a sexy supermodel
It's gonna be Silver Surfer: Lizzo version
She's the current go-to fat ugly person
Lizzo is cancelled forever for sexually abusing and fat shaming her obese backup dancers. Her fanbase has completely turned on her and she's currently being sued in a civil suit by her former employees.
I still hold onto the fact that the Silver Surfer cartoon is legitimately great. If just had more animation maybe it would be considered an all-time classic. Because comparing it to its contemporaries I can't really think of too many flaws that would be unique to it.
South Park only started calling out this shit 4 years later when it became "acceptable"
Nobody cares now, capeshit is already getting replaced by videogame and anime adaptations
The worst part is that you know gays will add some they/they/xer/xit or some other shit as well.
When this shit eventually bombs the director or some homosexual female/trans actor will rant about the fans being white supremacists, racists, misogynists or some other shit like that.
Really it feels scary to think that no media is safe from those song of b***hes, wish they would all die and we had a restart in general media.
Hyperbole aside, not joking, I think they're intentionally sowing doubt and upset about the Fantastic Four movie, at this point. There have been too many news stories and "leaks" lately for me to not think they're in some way doing it themselves, or purposefully leaving it be instead of shutting it down. Maybe they are just that stupid and think these tidbits will hype people (Pascal casting et. al. supports that), but at this point I think it's aiming for outrage. It's made more people think about the FF movie this far out with no official announcement, trailer, or material, and it's so to-the-letter-stupid they're either testing the waters or intentionally making it sound bad so that if it comes out and is mediocre, people will go "Yeah, but look how much worse it was going to be! Based!"
If this is all true, we all saw it coming and there's no real news about this, so there's no use getting upset at this point. If it's fake, or they're intentionally putting this out, then you're just playing into their hands. Just ignore it and let it die.
family guy is better
shiny silver breasts
DC already doing the engineer
>implying she won't be flat with zero curves
>thinking you're going to see breasts
>in 2023
only if you live in shartmerimutt land like a backwards mutt
>Talking about a Disney movie
>Anon's butthole hurts and he has to rant about americans with buzzwords he learned on /misc/
>breasts
>In a modern day Marvel movie
They're put her in some dumpy potato sack outfit with the generic sci fi super hero movie look.
Holding hands
I doubt it, they're probably aware of how that can be sexualized and she will probably be wearing clothes or maybe even have a human form and only transform for like a minute of screen time
nah, women's bodies have to be covered up by hollywood. she could look like a sculpture in a museum but that can't be allowed because males are thought criminals because evolution made our brains this way and it can't be allowed
It's funny how they believe in evolution but suddenly remember the nature bad nurture good when race and crime show up to party.
>shiny silver breasts
As much as I would love to see a big ol pair of chrome bazongas, do you really fricking think disney would allow a femsurfer to actually have breasts?
South Park only piped up now that it's safe to talk about it after years of others calling out the problem.
With that said, I'm with and
They at least pointed out Black Panther wasn't very good at the time
>Implying she won’t be flat
Best I can do is Silver Burkha. Nora Al'Arad will be from an enlightened space Mecca and a lesbian
She's gonna be called The Silver Sheet and just be a shapeless mylar blanket on a coat hanger they CG out
And anons will still make porn of her
I mean, yeah
shiny balding alopecia sheboon head
Out a woman in it.
And make her gay and lame.
Does anyone even care about the fantastic four?
Like, who really cares as bout how they’ll butcher it. It’s not like they’ve had any good adaptations ever
People who actually read comics.
There are dozens of us! DOZENS!!
They will never do it well.
>does anyone care about FF?
i don't. i care more about silver surfer
here's the thing though: i seriously doubt that they're going to actually bring anything to silver surfer as a character. making silver surfer a chick doesn't affect whether it will be a good movie or not, which means they're already trying to make excuses to push idpol for clickbait
I care about Doom
That might not be a bad thing. Noran was always kind of a buzz kill.
I mean really, if they're going to do it with anyone it may as well be the surfer. Then you at least get a sexy sleek silver lady out of the movie. You're not likely to get much else at this rate.
Why not just use Nova then?
Dick Ryder is saved for something else
Not that Nova, Galactus' herald Nova. She's a broad.
Man and I thought Dick Grayson had it rough
I believe they are. This article is just misleading.
It won’t be a female silver surfer but a female herald, which by character description is Frankie Raye Nova.
Let's assume they're not using the Surfer. That just asks the question though, why are you not using the surfer. The surfer is the most iconic of the heralds. You can expand on what that all means but that really takes a lot more time effort and focus than you can put into someone else's movie. And it's also stupid. Like okay we're just gonna have an alien black slime monster fight Spider-man but it's not venom guys honest. Oh wait here's a philosophically yet diametrically opposed mutant villain that's not magneto. Just lame.
>That just asks the question though, why are you not using the surfer.
Because Surfer already has a movie and other cool heralds exist too, ya fricking moron.
>Because Surfer already has a movie
So doesn't everyone else in this whole goddamn cinematic universe
>and other cool heralds exist too, ya fricking moron.
And they're all third and fourth string that don't tie into some of the most ironic fantastic four books of all time. You're gonna sit there and tell me a movie would be better if they used fricking Terrax the Tamer? Not a chance.
Terrax is for the inevitable Illuminati movie
>And they're all third and fourth string
WRONG
They’re doing a copycat
villain thing like Ant-Man/Iron Man
>Johnny vs Nova
>Ben vs Terrax
>Sue vs Fire-Lord
>Reed can Air-Walker
It’s Johnny vs Firelord
Sue vs Air Walker
Reed vs Stardust
Ben vs Terrax
stardust could be a really cool villain that's feminine. we can't have nice things
>Sue is the lead
>Ben cucks Reed
>Norrin is a woman
>Reed is played by a 60 year old
Yeah the more I hear about this the worst it sounds
>Ben cucks Reed
So they're making another Ultimate Fantastic Four movie?
I remember when Cinemaphile was horny for Stardust. Those were heady times.
I vaguely recall that. War of Kings?
Imagine a Stardust the super wizard movie.
>how we you know it's she?
>she's surfing on a ironing board
>anon posts shit with no source
>Cinemaphile will believe it
>Will this clickbait enrage me?
>If yes, I believe it
where are the people who thought Disney wasnt gonna pull the same race and genderswap nonsense on F4 characters
Someone already tried the raceswap thing so they know how that'd play.
>Naked silver woman
>Somehow bad
I don't see what we lose in this, and you don't need to change much about the Surfer to make him into a woman anyway
Except it's Disney and we know it's going to be garbage and it would still be garbage if it was a dude because the movie will probably be garbage from the ground up
Even a naked woman in MCU would look like she's rolled in a rug.
Just the way I like em.
They just saw the biggest failure they’ve ever seen off the backs of almost 3 years of consecutive failures. What will it take for them to learn their lessons?
only bankruptcy
Ideally projects like this are going through rewrites and we're just hearing about the old ideas but the people in charge of these companies didn't get their spot for being smart.
As if the israelites in Citadel and Blackrock are going to let such a useful cultural tool like Disney go. Even if Disney makes another 20 nuclear bombs the name still has power. The only way to stop them is for an economic depression to hit the world.
>this is what will make it fail
you are a fricking moron
grifters existed before south park
Yeah let's not just gloss over that time Doom was a dweeby computer geek.
That's why Disney was so pissed off. Also Sue Storm will be the lead focus of the movie.
Sue being the lead isn't such a big deal if they do everything else right. Honestly she's the one character who would give them everything they say they want but also result in a movie everyone else would probably enjoy. They'll mess it up of course but Sue's a character people actually like.
>they’ll mess it up of course
nah
She's also the most powerful member of the FF. She was well on her way to wiping the floor with the rest of them while under the mental influence of Psycho-Man and Hate-Monger. Her force fields have withstood blasts from Galactus and a Celestial.
Well that's part of what I mean. Sue is someone who can very much and very believably kick everyone's ass sideways but it's more than that. Her being strong doesn't actually have to come at the expense of everyone else. And it especially doesn't have to downplay Reed because even they decide to not make him a brawler that's fine so long as he can still do science stuff.
Sue is the worst part of the FF.
>science autist who depending on the writer can have loose morals
>charming and carefree young man with a sense of humor
>gentle giant bruiser hiding his sorrow behind a boisterous personality
>boring straight man (well, woman) team mother. Her only mildly memorable moments happen when she chimps out if someone or something threatens Franklin or Valeria
You can replace her with H.E.R.B.I.E. and the only people who would be upset are powerlevelgays and coomers.
straight man (well, woman) team mother. Her only mildly memorable moments happen when she chimps out if someone or something threatens Franklin or Valeria
Get ready for the press tour parroting by all the actors and directors saying "Fantastic Four was always male focused, with Sue shoved in the background. This movie is the first time a female marvel hero is the strong leader of a super hero team in her own right! Finally we get a strong empowered female super hero who is also a mother!
That would be the sequel. This one is going to be about Sue building her Fantastic Bodycount.
>I want to imagine things in my head to get angry
You sound sad
If it meant naked silver bald woman with rocking body i would be all for this.
But I know it won't be.
W-WOKE!
moron.
what the FRICK is her problem anyway?
PUT A CHICK IN IT!
MAKE HER GAY!
MAKE HER LAME!
Honestly when was the last time you gave a shit about the Silver Surfer?
Always
Rather than her body being made of a cool silver material it'll be that she's wearing a frumpy but shiny space suit with the usual sort of Marvel design elements. I'm calling it now.
>Tim Story version is the most accurate its gonna get
grim
>Favorite hero is silver surfer.
>Read his collection in middle school a lot.
>They are going to rape an' gape his character right before my eyes.
Will this torment ever end?
i feel for you but try being a beast fan
Silver Surfer doesn’t have much character as a herald. All of his fricking character comes AFTER he gets fired from his job.
Too bad none of us van make big screen movies. One way to fix the market is flood it. Put out 10 movies a month that have an all female cast, just completely destroy the novelty of having a woman character in a movie.
I don't give a frick as long as its not Norrin and it's one of the other 2 female heralds. at some point moviemakers gotta at least read comics/wikis
Lol you dumbasses think it will be a sexy supermodel
It's gonna be Silver Surfer: Lizzo version
damn it. i like Lizzo too. she's fun. why you do dis?
>Liking lizzo.
>Ever.
She's the current go-to fat ugly person
Lizzo is cancelled forever for sexually abusing and fat shaming her obese backup dancers. Her fanbase has completely turned on her and she's currently being sued in a civil suit by her former employees.
Well not Lizzo specifically. Just a diverse beautiful body type
Maybe that wheelchair creature from Loki s2 and Good Omens
>fat shaming her obese backup dancers
How the turntables...
Silver Surfer is a character whose ethnicity or gender doesn’t matter but if course leave it to Cinemaphile to start throwing tantrums immediately.
Women bad.
>thing is happening for years on end
>South Park points it out
>DUDE SOUTH PARK CALLED IT
I still hold onto the fact that the Silver Surfer cartoon is legitimately great. If just had more animation maybe it would be considered an all-time classic. Because comparing it to its contemporaries I can't really think of too many flaws that would be unique to it.
>OP on Cinemaphile is reportedly a woman.
>Nobody has independently verified it.
Excellent, we need more silver b***hes. I hope she has a fat ass and visible nipples.
You homies seem to think the MCU is an anime.
Frick are these posts coming from, did you just wake up from a 5 year coma?
South Park only started calling out this shit 4 years later when it became "acceptable"
Nobody cares now, capeshit is already getting replaced by videogame and anime adaptations
Now I know that they're making bad Fantastic Four movies on purpose. They just don't want this IP to succeed.
It should be aunt May
Don't sit in front of Hajime Sorayama in the movie theatre. Trust me.
Also thank god, no more manass in movies.
She's going to wear a frumpy capeshit suit with bezeling and greebling designed to eradicate aesthetic.
But then she won't be the SILVER surfer. Unless they age her up to like age 80 or something.
They'll vaguely shade the suit to be metallic, with no shiny bits on any of the sexual parts.
Remember when chuds wanted Kevin to replace KK at Lucasfilm?
Why the frick is it so hard for them to make a good FF movie? Why do they keep making these moronic changes for no reason?
The worst part is that you know gays will add some they/they/xer/xit or some other shit as well.
When this shit eventually bombs the director or some homosexual female/trans actor will rant about the fans being white supremacists, racists, misogynists or some other shit like that.
Really it feels scary to think that no media is safe from those song of b***hes, wish they would all die and we had a restart in general media.
This would make me so happy if we didn't live in a world where she's going to look like a man, androgynous thing, or outright ogre
Hyperbole aside, not joking, I think they're intentionally sowing doubt and upset about the Fantastic Four movie, at this point. There have been too many news stories and "leaks" lately for me to not think they're in some way doing it themselves, or purposefully leaving it be instead of shutting it down. Maybe they are just that stupid and think these tidbits will hype people (Pascal casting et. al. supports that), but at this point I think it's aiming for outrage. It's made more people think about the FF movie this far out with no official announcement, trailer, or material, and it's so to-the-letter-stupid they're either testing the waters or intentionally making it sound bad so that if it comes out and is mediocre, people will go "Yeah, but look how much worse it was going to be! Based!"
If this is all true, we all saw it coming and there's no real news about this, so there's no use getting upset at this point. If it's fake, or they're intentionally putting this out, then you're just playing into their hands. Just ignore it and let it die.
The X-Men casting is going to be so fricked
Honestly, the x-men should be diverse enough from the outset that you should be able to keep everyone faithful just by picking the right characters.
>hot naked silver woman
finally, a gender bend I can get behind
You KNOW that's not what's going to happen
Aunt May confirmed.
What's with these hopefuls that the character will be in any way sexy? Did a bunch of people come out of a Covid coma or something?