>southern character
>WEEEEEEEELL I DON'T KNOW BOUT ALL THAT BUT WEEEEEEEELL I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU FOLKS DO IT UP IN NEW YORK, BUT DOWN HERE IN THE SOUTH WE DO THINGS A LITTLE BIT DIFFERENTLY
>southern character
>WEEEEEEEELL I DON'T KNOW BOUT ALL THAT BUT WEEEEEEEELL I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU FOLKS DO IT UP IN NEW YORK, BUT DOWN HERE IN THE SOUTH WE DO THINGS A LITTLE BIT DIFFERENTLY
amusing. do more please
How do i get a suit like that without showing my tailor this image
tell him you are in the business of owning plantations and breaking bucks
he'll understand
You have to know the right guy
just go to him and tell him you want a broad-shouldered white suit with white pants, white waistcoat, white shirt, white hat and white bow tie and tell him your boy will pick it up when its ready
It's a white 3-piece suit with a white bowtie. Be mildly overweight. Wear a white cowboy hat.
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what can you tell me about this gentleman? i like him a lot
AI has gone too far
real
He doesn't give a hoot what the fellas up in Washington think
He is going to get bossbroken in jail by a gang of Black folk after he is tried and found guilty of slavery, amongst other things
>He is going to sit out the civil war then flee to Europe/Florida or get back into power when Reconstruction fails.
Ftfy
He's in his element, flourishing, moisturised.
The Boss Breaker of Birmingham.
he's owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome
When you think about it he was in the right. His dreaded enemies were “two good ol’ boys who never did any harm” but they were moonshiners who smuggled toxic gutrot and highly inflammatory Molotov wienertails in their extremely pro-slavery deathtrap vehicle through reckless driving and speeding. If anything the residents of Hazzard County should have just stood and listened to Boss Hogg but that’s what they didn’t do.
They were providing a public service by straightening the curves and flattening the hills though.
Welllll he does things a little bit differently to those biiiiiig fancy poh-li-tishons in Washington
When buckposting was at its peak and the entire catalog of Cinemaphile was this Pepe, that picture of tariq nasneed, and the cover of buckbreaking, someone started a thread that was just Hagrid in PoA saying “Say hello to buckbeak” and it made me laugh so hard I cried.
Buckposting really was the last good meme on here.
Weeeeeellllll I don’t know how you fancy bow-bat-tons fellas run things, but round these parts we do things a liiiiiiitle different.
Dean, stop hiding behind that tree; I’ll need a demonstration.
Kino edit
I need me an all white suit
It was an incredible time
I tried watching gay porn to become a buck breaker but it's really badly done. I just couldn't get into it.
For me it was the wilder vs fury fight happening just after
Gone are the days of sweet Southern pride,
Lost on fields where brothers once died.
Beneath the weeping willow's mournful sigh,
A defeated soul wonders why, oh why?
Gone are the songs of the Rebel's cry,
Replaced by a somber, silent sky.
The cards were played,
out ran the luck
But a single question still delayed,
who will now break the buck?
Kinda stupid to rely on slave labour when the industrial was right around the corner.
>weeeeeeeell I don't know much 'bout politics. Ya see I'm just a simple ol' fashioned feller with simple ol' fashioned opinions. But it's my understanding that this feller Sam Bankman-Fried just had $28,000,000,000 of crypto fall out of his trouser pocket and into a high risk high reward hedgefund owned and operated by his ex girlfriend. Now where I come from we cal that a whoospie-doodle. It's an honest mistake and it coulda happened to anyone. The people whose money he lost need to just pull themselves up by their boot straps and realize that by asking the authorities to arrest him for crypto fraud, what they're actually doing is participating in anti-semitism. And that aint okay in my book. The israeli people have a rich and varied history in these United States and we ought treat them as if they were our mastas. I feel safer with 0.5% of my life savings tucked away in their bank vaults than I do keeping it in my house, and if they want to gamble my money away, I say let 'em do it! Happy Chaunakah everyone!
downright peculiar
Gosh darn it, buckmaster, you may have the name but you ain’t no southern gennelman, I tell you hwat!
shut up zack
>white southern people were all rapists and homosexuals
israeli meme
Actually this has been debunked
Well gosh darn it, I guess them ol' buck breaking hosses are as straight as a shuggacane then
>fricking Black folk in the ass is totally straight, you should try it, white men
okay, rabbi
Doing the fricking doesn't make you gay. In every hypermasculine culture in history (Arabs, Spartans, Vikings etc.) you only lost your honor as a man if you got fricked by someone else.
>men fricking men isn't gay
shalom
Bottom detected.
Is this zesty lil fella STILL mad about his BBC posting getting buck broken?
Weeeeelll I kinda get that someone might be mighty sore over having their ubiquitous shitpostin’ all a flustered, but bless me it’s been quite the few years and you should come to terms with the fact it ain’t a comin’ back
Weeeeell butter my butt and call me a biscuit if it ain't ma old pal Hanfried Buckmeister.
This picture is hilarious on so many levels, I hope it’s not fake but even then
Tell me gentlemen, should I upgrade to a Black compliance engine, or should I keep breaking my bucks the traditional way?
WEELLLLLLL I'm just a small town pizza lawyer, but I do declare that little ceasers pizza is a delicious choice for buck breakers of all ages! And if hiroshimas army of troony jannies up there in washington have a problem with that, I guess they'll just have to write a letter! Besides, it's all perfectly legal
Remember when Tariq sold buck breaking NFTs?
That jacket has a LOT of buttons.
I swear by Gawd that man is as fruity as a banana republic in harvest season
Why is the white man giving me the "you looked into pussy haha" hand sign? What an butthole.
cast them
I still have no fricking earthly idea if buck breaking is just a meme or a legitimate creation of Tariq Nasneed. It seems too stupid to be real, but then again I thought a "tv license" was too stupid to be real before finding out it actually was a thing in bongland.
Oh man you gotta see the actual BB documentary he made, one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
>WELLLLLL I DON'T KNOW ABOUT ANY OF THAT TAU'RI STUFF BUT WELLLLLLLLLLLL I'M A P3X-888 BOY, AND DOWN HERE WE BREAK THE UNAS A BIT DIFFERENTLY!
Partner I must say this buck put up quite a fight during my first run in with him. I saw him over yonder sneaking off with one or two watermelons straight from me patch! I wasn't having any of that so I did what my grandpappy taught me, and I pounced on him like an ole alley cat after some old tuna. Rest assured after my session with this buck he became so docile and soft-spoken that I could hardly believe he was the same belligerent and ornery lookin fella who made off with my melons 10 minutes ago! I practically had him cooing like a new baby dove. I believe he learnt his lesson but sometimes he tends to act up or removes his trousers in the middle of pickin while giving me the side eye. He's a bit peculiar but a good hard working Black folk. Breaking is a form of art I must say and I thank my grand pappy even to this day!
am I the only one who remembers how this meme began gaining traction right BEFORE Tariq dropped the buck breaking movie? it was like a preview of what was about to come