>spaceman has a biblical name

>spaceman has a biblical name
explain

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    homie there were snakes and fricking iguana on Dagobah.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dagobah was early earth in my head canon

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its fiction

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The name Luke is more marketable than a name like Florgus Blorgus.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >there's no Mark, Matthew, Peter, Judas...
    It's Lucas, so he thought it sounded cool.
    Wait, his fricking name is Lucas. How lazy of a self insert.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >george means "earthworker"
      >do something to it and you get "skywalker"
      what a hack

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>It's Lucas, so he thought it sounded cool.
      >>Wait, his fricking name is Lucas
      I WAS TODAY YEARS OLD WHEN I LEARNED THIS

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >John Connor
      >James Cameron
      Jesus Christ

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >there's no Mark
      wrong

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        's no Mark
        >Mark Hamil isn't in Star Wars

        I meant far as characters but you win via technicality

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      's no Mark
      >Mark Hamil isn't in Star Wars

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >there's no Mark
      wrong

      's no Mark
      >Mark Hamil isn't in Star Wars

      [...]
      I meant far as characters but you win via technicality

      https://descension.fandom.com/wiki/Mark_Starkiller

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous
  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    and that's why israelites had to destroy it

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    All Star Wars languages were translated for us, the audience.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not the sand people's
      Or the Jawas'
      Come to think of it Wookie was never translated either

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Luke and 3po always understand R2 but he never gets translated
        Lol the fricking guy in the bar that gets his arm cut off by Obi-wan doesn't even get translated

        I think that guy was full of shit

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I think that guy was full of shit

          ?si=LubuF73qOwzKmC2p

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Lol the fricking guy in the bar that gets his arm cut off by Obi-wan doesn't even get translated
          Look Luke insulted the guy a little.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Luke and 3po always understand R2 but he never gets translated
        Lol the fricking guy in the bar that gets his arm cut off by Obi-wan doesn't even get translated

        I think that guy was full of shit

        You guys are genuinely in spectrum lmao

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          All Star Wars languages were translated for us, the audience.

          >All Star Wars languages were translated for us, the audience.
          <Actually, no they were not.
          >"You're autistic lol"

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I didn't say you were wrong.
            I said you're in the spectrum.
            And you only proved it by your reply.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >being right means you're autistic

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                No. Only autists care about highly unimportant flaws nobody else cares about.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Lol Black person it was a DIRECT reply to this

                All Star Wars languages were translated for us, the audience.

                >All Star Wars languages were translated for us, the audience.
                No, "all languages" are not translated when half the characters in the first movie aren't translated at all.
                Cope harder.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >my face when replying to this moron who thinks he's a "troll"

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                No I just said that you are in spectrum. I genuinely think so.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's nice, sweetie. Nothing to do with you being a moron, but still, that's nice, you having an opinion.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I have no words.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                That was clear the second you resorted to tossing autism out there as a counterargument to something.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you're getting this worked up over someone calling you autistic, you're definitely autistic.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >t. half a dozen replies calling me autistic because he made a moronic statement and got called on it
                Literally all this back & forth has consisted of. Now tell me how you're just (You) fishing for empty (You)s calling you a moron.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                FWIW, You definitely are an autist. Nothing wrong with that

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >skips right over the one there's no reply to

                >t. half a dozen replies calling me autistic because he made a moronic statement and got called on it


                Literally all this back & forth has consisted of. Now tell me how you're just (You) fishing for empty (You)s calling you a moron.
                classic shit tier empty (You) baiter, but +1 for not resorting to the typical "you're seething" for 12 replies (yet)

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                If anyone is seething here it's you friend, I'm not autistic.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >skips right over the one there's no reply to [...]
                classic shit tier empty (You) baiter, but +1 for not resorting to the typical "you're seething" for 12 replies (yet)

                >(yet)
                >literally in the next reply
                Big lol

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Many years ago when I was in college, I was reading in front of the class a passage from the Bible in a religion class. At the end of the quote there was something like "Luke 4" but I read "Skywalker 4" by accident because I wasn't paying attention and I was tired.

    Then everyone in the class was kinda visibly confused and then I realized my mistake. I laughed the hardest I've ever laughed in my life out of embarrassment and I kept shouting "I SAID SKYWALKER AHAHAH" over and over again while trying to hide my really red face. I noticed some guys smirked a little with me but I think many people thought I was weird.

    I had a hard time going to that class ever since.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      based moron

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I sometimes have a bad habit of laughing uncontrollably when something embarrassing happens

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          With me it's when people say some really fricking stupid shit and are ready to kick my ass, I can't help laughing and it makes them far angrier

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            My dad was in the army (back when physical beating and hazing was normal and encouraged by the army), and he taught me that the best way to get beat up less, or avoid beatings altogether, is to act really hurt when you get hit.

            Like pretend to collapse in severe pain after a single punch in the guts. Most men have pride so they don't really like beating up guys already down crying in pain. When I was little I thought that was the biggest pussy bullshit advice I heard, but many years later it makes sense. The brief hit in your pride is sweetened by the sound of the guy next to you getting beat up instead.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              In other words, take the fun out of beating someone up. Resisting pain only encourage people to beat you up even more

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's the story behind this webm? Why was he being filmed?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Why was he being filmed?
        if someone is filming before the disaster, it's staged.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          At one point that was probably true.
          Now zoomers record pretty much every fricking thing under the sun and post it immediately to social media.
          Imagine a zoomer making a shitty tiktok gets candid video footage of the next 9/11 and instead of trying to sell the footage he just publicly posts it.
          Do paparazzi even get paid money anymore is it just clout/exposure?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fat people don't deserve the calves they have.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >implying that here, on this planet, is the only place in the galaxy where a sonic frequency escaping any type of human vocal chords can match the frequency of ‘Luke’

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's a point. Do they ever actually address why Luke and Leia are the only people in the galaxy with normal names?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Leia
      >normal name

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >doesn't remember Ben and Uncle Owen

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >LUKE Skywalker
    >George LUCAS

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Even as a kid this line always bugged me. Why would the concept of Hell exist in the Star Wars universe?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      a galaxy far, far away is actually hell

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      because literally every culture that believes in an afterlife has a concept of a hell. why would space wizards be any different?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, but why would they call it Hell?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Lucas made the film for an English speaking audience.
          see in you in jigoku or ad mean frick all to English speakers but they both mean hell in Japanese and Russian respectively.

          Han is a sarcastic butthole, "then I'll see you in jiguko" doesn't have the same feel. it takes away from the scene.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >spaceman speaks english
    Explain.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >A similar situation arose with Star Wars: The Force Unleashed’s protagonist, Starkiller. “[That name] was only supposed to be a nickname or call sign, not a proper name from the beginning,” a former LucasArts employee says. The development team hoped that Lucas would give Vader’s apprentice a Darth moniker, which at the time, was something that didn’t happen often.

    >“The team threw a Hail Mary to George, saying the game would have more credibility if the apprentice had a ‘Darth’ title,” a Force Unleashed team member says. Lucas agreed that this situation made sense for Sith royalty, and offered up two Darth titles for the team to choose from. “He threw out ‘Darth Icky’ and ‘Darth Insanius.’ There was a pregnant pause in the room after that. People waiting for George to say ‘just kidding,’ but it never comes, and he just moved on to another point.”

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe it's something you don't have to take so seriously.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >When Fracture was revealed to the public, its protagonist was a character named Mason Briggs. By the time the game launched, his name was changed to Jet Brody. A person who helped give this gun-toting rebel his original name recalls going through weeks of naming conventions. “Literally, whole teams sitting together, brainstorming what looks good – the first name, the last name, etc. Done, good to go.”

      >But then a phantom menace struck. George Lucas would periodically check in on the status of the games his company was making, lending creative input and advice. The developer I talked to sighs, and agitatedly says, “In one viewing of Fracture, [Lucas] said it looked really good, but he didn’t like [Mason Briggs’] name. We’re like, ‘What do you mean, George?’ He responded to the effect of, ‘It doesn’t really fit. When he jumps on stuff, he moves pretty fast. I like B.J. Dart.’

      >“So everybody’s like, ‘No, he’s gotta be f---ing with us.’ He’s absolutely not. So when something like that happened – in the middle of the campaign, mind you – we have to go back through that entire naming convention again… from scratch.” From that second session, Jet Brody was born. Coincidentally. Jett is the name of Lucas’ son.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Jett is the name of Lucas’ son.
        If I was Jett I'd be relieved my dad didn't name me Tai as in TIE Fighter

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        lol. I can't quite tell if this is based or if George is just a massive c**t.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He stole the Idea from Jack Kirby's Fourth World DC series deal and simply changed the name from Mark Moonrider and Source to Force..

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    George Lucas is a hidden modern day prophet that channeled wisdom of God through the core essence of Star Wars that teaches the nature of good and evil and so much more about life. At least episodes 1-6 do.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >At least episodes 1-6 do
      there aren’t any others

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        SIR

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Skywalker isn't a biblical name, moron.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Force = Faith

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, but you are not allowed to believe that unless a blood test shows high Midi-chlorian levels.

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus Christ came to save all men, even those in a galaxy far far away.
    This is what Jesus did after the Book of Mormon, he blasted off to save those on other planets. Including Tattooine.

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    His Uncle and Aunt are Owen and Beru respectively.
    It's also the series that had a character named "Savage Opress"

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    actually it's
    Luuuke Skywalker

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Luuke, Luuuke, and Luuuuke are all non-canon

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shut up, Timothy Zahn.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          how the frick do you even pronounce Luuke?

          I love the EU too but Luuke was always stupid

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            it's like "LOOK" but it's "LOOOOK"

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shut up, Timothy Zahn.

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >According to Lucas himself, R2-D2 was going to be revealed as the one telling the story set "a long time ago in the galaxy far, far away" to the race known as the Whills who'd then write the saga down in their journals.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >those hybrid droid/wookie looking kids

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The fricking cat

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    If it takes place in a long time ago, in a galaxy far far away, isn't it awfully convenient that there just so happen to be humans who speak English?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's never been as weird as there being aliens in TPM that speak english to other members of their own species in a room full of only other members of their own species.

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    "Luke", like "Lucifer", means "Light-giver", which is a reference to a galaxy far far away actually being hell.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      If Lucifer means "light-giver" then isn't he the good guy?

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