Spaceman's Wife

>Travel to deep space to investigate anomaly.
>Entire planet admires you.
>Pregnant wife decides to leave you because you're not there for her???
>Encounter superintelligent ancient alien spider.
>Spider alien sides with your wife.
>Space anomaly turns out to be God.
>God anomaly sides with your wife.
>God throws your ass back to Earth like Bender in Futurama.
>Call up wife and apologize for doing your fricking job and discovering alien life and the true meaning of the Universe.

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Adam Sandler going through a desperate-for-an-Oscar phase like Carrell and Bradley Cooper did

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      hes israelite after all

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        so he thinks he is entitled to an award. Got it

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          no he just want that gold from award

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He has been putting in the work for years. Spanglish, Punch Drunk Love, etc

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      pretty sure what happens is
      >hey sandler we will give you a blank check to make a bunch of movies like billy madison
      >puts out what he knows to be absolute trash
      >uses the payday to get paid and as an excuse to hire all his friends and film in hawaii or some shit so he gets vacation
      >people b***h that he is a shit actor because most of his films are just him doing the same shit he did on SNL and in the 90s
      >every one in a while act in some dramatic artistic piece instead of the normal goy slop so he can point to it and tell people he can act, he just chooses to get paid instead

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did you even watch the movie? Trolling? Being a contrarian?

    I liked it. I can see why it’s not for everyone but homie you dumb.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Explain how he's wrong.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think I did a pretty darn good job reducing the movie down to its key plot points.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You did. Good job, OP.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      But he's literally just stating the facts of the plot, how is he wrong

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      less seething more elaborating

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I haven’t watched this but it’s generally thought you shouldn’t abandon your wife and child. I bet someone else could have gone on this adventure. There are plenty of astronaut jobs that don’t involve abandoning your family for extended periods of time

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >abandon

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I HAVE TO HAVE SEX WITH OTHER MEN

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought this was a comfy Adam Sandler comedy, took 30 min to turn it off

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm so sick of this whole soi-fi genre where there's no concept of exploration and discovery of the wonders of the cosmos, but
    instead bullshit about feelings and relationships. Even Nolan kind of did this with Interstelllar. Why can't we get a straightforward movie about exploring space, that's built around procedure and problem-solving instead of touchy-feely bullshit like this movie?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's what The Martian did and you all called it Reddit. You don't deserve intellectually challenging movies.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't remember The Martian getting any hate on /tv except for maybe the bad science. And I'm not sure what the hell you meant by "you all called it Reddit."

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jews are not explorers nor adventurers, they only explore ways to trick goys through psychology and walk on beaten roads.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Traditional sci fi focused on unique concepts (especially hard sci such as Ringworld or Dragon's Egg) wouldn't work well at the box office unless it has a lot of character melodrama to intrigue a general audience. There are exceptions of course

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Women can never be wrong man, we are here to serve them.

    >But but but PATRIARCHY!!!

    Said a prostitute to a homeless man on the verge of suicide.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Spaceman
    >Wife loves him because he is what he is
    >Spaceman keeps being himself
    >Wife leaves spaceman because he's himself
    ???

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >woMEEEEEN

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    getting really sick of this trope

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Which one?

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ma'am your husband is on the brink of nervous breakdown in a tin can a millionty billion miles away in space and all he needs from you is a brief phonecall
    >yes but what about MY feelings?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He just goes!?!!?!

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    But do he and the spider fuk?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      no but they do hug

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like Adam Sadler movies, But this one gives me the creep. And skinny human I swear I've heard that 100 times in this movie. As of writing this, I'm halfway into the movie. And to be honest I don't want to watch more. There is no meaning. Now I've watch the whole movie and it's not even worth it. The worst movie yet. It was even more strange at the end and This movie I will never watch again.

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