It IS the Cinemaphile friendly show right?
Kino plot, great and memorable characters, no wokeness, timeless one liners
I watched A LOT of shows but Spartacus is a masterpiece
>let's discuss this great show
Spartacus megathread
It IS the Cinemaphile friendly show right?
Kino plot, great and memorable characters, no wokeness, timeless one liners
I watched A LOT of shows but Spartacus is a masterpiece
>let's discuss this great show
And what of Good Solonius?
Gaia best girl.
Don't even @me, plebs
>shows you can’t watch with your gf
but then she’ll go ahead and watch Euphoria and shit
you can’t watch with your gf
If mean if you want her to think you have a small dick, let her watch Spartacus or Rome. I don't know what homosexual did the casting but everyone on both are swinging meat.
>but everyone on both are swinging meat
it's all prosthetics m8
you don't actually think mark wahlberg is hung like his porn character in boogie nights, right?
>you don't actually think mark wahlberg is hung like his porn character in boogie nights, right?
No, but that was outrageously big. The lads on Rome and Spartacus were 7-9 in. What did they do, put a 1 in. prosthetic on?
>it's all prosthetics m8
I understand that you are coping with your micropenis, but many young men succeed in entertainment by being hung and willing to suck israelite gay dick. This is just a fact.
>willing to suck israelite gay dick
John Travolta said so ..google it!
you forgot
>hot nude chicks
peak coom show
Liam okay but Andy was great
Solid show overall, kino ending
I am moronicus
You forgot gay as frick and dumb as frick
>Doesn't like seeing penises and gay sex
homosexual
Best girl
Question of the day:
Anon, what part of you rages on?
That show had absolutely everything to become an instant classic, Jupiter's wiener be my witness, I shall watch it again.
>Crixus wants Lucretia to stop making him have sex with her because he wants to be exclusive with Navia
>He decides to perform poorly in bed, cum early, and make Lucretia dump him
>Navia finds out Crixus might get sold so she convinces him to just fricking PLOW Lucretia so she'll convince Batiatus not to sell him
>he goes fricking bananas next time Lucretia calls him over and she manages to keep him from getting sold
>Batiatus is going to use Spartacus as a sex slave for some rich girl
>worried that Spartacus will perform poorly since he has't had sex in a while
>keeps delivering a slave girl for him to frick as practice
>declines having sex with the slave girl
>"How dare they think I'll perform poorly. I know how to frick"
These plotlines never fail to make me laugh.
Frick me I guess it's time to rewatch it
>once again the gods spread the cheeks to ram wiener in fricking ass
>it's a Cleo episode
Season 1 is genuinely good TV. Season 2 is still good but not as good. I don’t bother with anything after that, show died with Andy
no it didn't, you get used to the actor change and the show becomes even more kino
You missed out
I’ve seen them, I know what I’m “missing out” on. Not only is the guy who replaces Andy shit, but the writing in general goes to shit. Season 1 and 2 are self contained, tight stories. After they break out of the ludus the show just spins it’s wheels, it’s not good at all
S1>S3>S0>>>>>S2
Truth, I didn’t bother keeping anything but the first 2 seasons.
Bout 10 years too late but ok
didn't they announce a spin-off called House of Ashur?
>the ludus is used as a brothel
>gladiators are allowed to cum inside the high class nobles that use the service
that's hot but it doesn't seem like the most sensible service to offer
if there was a brothel of NFL players, you can be certain that the wives of rich tech dudes would go there to get impregnated.
not when discretion is meant to be one of your selling points
being pregnant with some half-nog baby while your husband has been doing business in asia for 3 months sends up red flags
Romans weren't super concerned with legitimate children for whatever reason.
Show was actually pretty kino. Its absolutely filthy smut. But its great, thats why I will rewatch it every now and then. I agree the first two seasons are best
Saxa is THE best girl.
feral prostitute
gannicus was right tossing her for the pure mousey girl
>gannicus was right tossing her for the pure mousey girl
didn't saxa convince her to have a threesome with her and gannicus
yeah but she didn't expect to get chucked because of it
This show just reminds me that wine was created by the Romans...for..orgies.
Theokoles vs that Egyptian fella, who ya got?
I like how we get to see every female character get sexualized mostly treated as objects with exceptions and they're all sexy. No ugly feminist hire. This could never be made in today gynocentric climate.
>lucretia recoils at the thought of her best slave being fricked by ashur
>next (full) season he is fricking her instead, and she starts to enjoy it
based
It's the most androcentric show, also hbo Rome. Roman empire was such a based time period.
Both shows are set in the late republic though
Doesn't matter, it's not a christian show
1st season is pure unfiltered
Show officially falls off after glaber’s death