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What business does an Elf, a Man, and a Manlet have in the Riddermark?

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    going to a pub

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      which?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        a pub

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    You dropped your sword Mister

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Give me your name Horse Masturbator, and I shall give you mine.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      How do you respond without sounding mad?

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    going to a Refugees Welcome gathering

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The white man is Cunning

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >spanish translation
      >supervised by JRR himself
      >"el mago blanco es ladino"
      >ladino also means a israeli language
      what did he mean by that?

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ackshually I'm the global average height and you smell of horse poo

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Palestinians are destroyed, we slaughtered them during the night.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      But there were 2 foreigners, did you see 2 foreigners with them?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        We flattened entire city blocks with cruise missiles, as is our custom. None were left alive

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    give me your SSN#, tax master, and I shall give you mine.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would social engineer your bank password, chud, if it but held more than $20

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    started watching sliders and found out this guy is gimlet

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's fairly tall irl

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        He was the tallest member of the LoTR cast as a matter of fact.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        6'1 apparently. also called out muzzshit's demographics in 2004(?!) so he was quite early to the racewar

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          The Welsh know all about ethnic replacement

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            You'd think the Irish would be more outspoken about it, given the English exterminated half of them in the 1600s

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              conquered people turn into slaves all the brave men die fighting. look at the english trying to larp as romans and dragging down all of europe so they could keep bringing culture and tech to thirdies

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Reminder that tolkien is English and your third world country has never accomplished anything and never will. Seethe.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            whys that

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            You'd think the Irish would be more outspoken about it, given the English exterminated half of them in the 1600s

            THE ENGLISH TOOK YOUR LANDS! THEY DROVE YOUR PEOPLE INTO THE HILLS TO SCRATCH A LIVING OFF ROCKS!

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          He was one of the earliest instances of modern actors getting canceled for being too based.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh thank christ its real. I watched the whole of season 1 of Sliders while delirious with fever as a kid, I was half convinced I'd made it up.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >an elf looks at your in the eyes with this expression
    How do you respond without sounding mad?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I ask him where his carer is and if he needs help getting his autistic ass back to them.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Spear him right through his dumb face. What's Thranduil gonna do, leave his woods to go avenge him? Not bloody likely.

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    These thread topics are old...
    very old...
    full of memory and _____

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    We searchin' fo homlanda and yo wife's son

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What business does an Elf, a Man, and a Manlet have in the Riddermark?
    We heard your Mom was open for business again

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tell me your business and i'll tell me you.. er I mean, fool me once an you can um fool me twice.

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Screw you and the horse you rode in on horsemaster. I'm Aragorn, son Arathon and when I'm king over your land and your ilk I'll kick your horses and deport you to the dark lands where you shall mingle with orks, your betters I might add. Now apologize to my midge.

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Israel has ever been our friend and ally.

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cruising for shieldmaiden pussy.

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