>Spends a billion on LOTR fanfiction.
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> ends up being a massive flop that everyone stops watching by episode 3
I'm sure he's really happy about that.
I honestly think Jeff has achieved some kind of nirvana like state where nothing genuinely bothers him, he seems totally unfazed in all his public appearances. He just seems completely even tempered all the time.
it's got to feel nice to be one of, if not the richest, non royalty, man on the planet
all that money and he can't buy hair lmfao bald ass b***h
>all that money and he can't buy hair lmfao bald ass b***h
He on that Lex Luthor shit
all that hair and you can't get rich lmfao hairy ass b***h
i bet he take smelly poop like me and you 😀
That's because he's genuinely dumb. Genuinely stupid people are incapable of grasping their realities. You can tell there is absolutely nothing going on inside that dude's mind besides a very rudimentary level of tamuldic magic.
Just look at what he thinks it takes to write a successful show:
>The full list of steps, as quoted from "Amazon Unbound," was:
>A heroic protagonist who experiences growth and change
>A compelling antagonist
>Wish fulfillment (e.g., the protagonist has hidden abilities, such as superpowers or magic)
>Moral choices
>Diverse worldbuilding (different geographic landscapes)
>Urgency to watch next episode (cliffhangers)
>Civilizational high stakes (a global thread to humanity like an alien invasion — or a devastating pandemic)
>Humor
>Betrayal
>Positive emotions (love, joy, hope)
>Negative emotions (loss, sorrow)
>Violence
It's all basic b***h common sense writing knowledge or moronshit that is provably false. Dude is a merchant who got lucky being born at the right place in the right time with the right resources to steal things from smarter people.
might give him some points if he was able to go into a meeting and rattle all of that off without any preparation, but it's not something a ceo should be explaining to producers and writers
I contest this because I watched a talk he gave back when he was much poorer and the guy is capable of litany of quality insights.
I don’t think Jeff Bezos personally wrote and directed Rangz.
None of what he said is wrong.
The absolute seethe emanating from this post lmao
Go away jeff, go fix your bald ass
He left his wife for el monstruo? Fricking why?
Genuine psychopathy despite all his blessings
Musk too save for his stuttering
You think so?
You're the one overreading into it. They're on some steps walking up and Leo is just talking to them in an animated fashion.
mmmhmm
>a billionaire not concerned about anything
sure
It's the thought that counts.
Then it’s a tax write off and the US government probably pays for the loss anyway.
The point was to increase their ESG score.
It was relentlessly made fun of and he's on course for his entire legacy to be people just remembering him as a bald miser who abused his employees left and right. I mean I'm sure his life is awesome now but his family is still going to be stuck with that image after he's gone and after they burn through all of his wealth in a few generations.
Lol he didn't even bother to go meet his biological dad who was still a bicycle mechanic at like 84 years old, the old frick said he wanted to meet his son and Jeff never even bothered. The dude doesn't give a frick, period.
>no no not the poor simple salesman! oh gosh the feels. omg it's so comfy
Why are you like this lol, its clear ole Jeff is legitimately beyond concern for what normies think. If he were the screaming wouldve made him do something by now, but he's still the same guy. He doesn't care.
who cares what he thinks? it's not his job to save the world. money doesn't just immediately fix everything anyways
>guy who died aged 70 was running a bicycle repair shop in his 80s
Spooky stuff, no wonder Jeff stayed away.
He probably doesn't give a single frick about what the average person thinks of him.
Everyone cares what other people think about them in some way or another. He probably just doesn't do anything to help his image because he's extremely complacent with the comforts he has. Similar to how alcoholics don't quit drinking even if they know everyone in their life is ashamed of them. He's drunk on all that cheddar. The older a man gets though the more he worries about how he'll be remembered. No amount of money can save you from your own mortality and human nature.
Lol israelitebook user spotted
Shared posts by middle aged women isn't a litmus test of public opinion
If people gave such a shit they'd stop using Amazon, but the inaction is deafening
He had to give away half his money to some moronic virtue signalling roastie oh buddy I'd be seething
>richest man on the planet
>traded in his wife for a bogged nightmare
what did he mean by this
maybe he just likes bimbos. it's not a mystery you fricking moron
morons like eating glue too, but that doesn't mean I'm not gonna laugh at them for it.
>richest man on the planet
no such thing btw
she's probably as big of a psycho as he is. i bet his mousy first wife used to get mad when he went to the adrenochrome harvesting rituals on some obscure private island. meanwhile, the demonic bimbo in your pic looks like she could be a high priestess in whatever moloch-worshipping cult they belong to.
Look at her lips. Probably gives him a godlike blowjob 3 times per day
Are we gonna pretend that Amazon isn't owned by some usa federal agency and Bezos isnt just a gay public figurehead married to a troony?
You are moronic if you think usa still has large private companies
You mean Blackrock spent a billion.
mind blowing intro theme
I will now watch your homie slop.
But wait, wasn't some of it his personal money though?
It was probably just some tax deduction shit.
The bourgeoisie aren't sending their best
All that money, and his show couldn't even nominated. They can fake viewership counts, but they couldn't get Hollywood elites to pretend it was good.
Because the show was garbage. It was the most expensive piece of entertainment ever made and they had to prop up the viewership by having it play automatically if the streaming app was idle and counting anyone who watched a second as a viewer.
Whose idea was to have this sex doll play a hobbit?
She's still taller than Mason Storm. That's my gold standard for a hobbit.
Cool, it'll be ignored and flop
Watch him laughing.
It's creepy af
>old fantasy author
>hates films and video games
Why is this so common? You know, that old c**t smug aura that other media is somehow below them.
A billion to him is like losing a grand at the casino for the rest of the plebs.